Now this photo is absolutely epic #ARod #OpeningDay #KingARod pic.twitter.com/Zor8Mok0b0
— Ashok Moore (@AshokaESPN) April 6, 2015 This A-Rod photo is fake, but you really, really want it to be real
Let’s just all pretend it’s real.
Why is it so important to believe that Alex Rodriguez flies around in a private jet with his name and nickname emblazoned on it in a crappy font? Because sometimes we want this universe to make sense, dang it.
It’s fake. It’s definitely fake. The universe isn’t that perfect.
But it’s still real to me, dammit. It’s still real to me.
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