The Browns don’t get a lot of things right. They’re the franchise that spent first-round picks on Johnny Manziel and Brandon Weeden in a three-year span. They found a way to get worse after a 1-15 season. They continue to employ Hue Jackson.
The Browns recreated ‘The Office’ intro, and it’s actually pretty good
Featuring Myles Garrett as Dwight K. Schrute.
But this? Well, this was pretty good.
That’s Tyrod Taylor as Michael Scott, Jarvis Landry as Pam Halpert (nee Beesly), and Joe Schobert as Creed Bratton in the Browns’ tribute to the American version of The Office. They even got Taylor a bootleg Dundie Award to lovingly adjust as the credit sequence fades out.
The clip also found a way to shoehorn in Myles Garrett — clad in glasses and various items of mustard-colored apparel any wristwatch calculator could tell you cost $7 — and his dedication to ruining Ben Roethlisberger. He wasn’t content to let The Office comparisons stop there, but Myles, you’ve got to pick a side. You can’t be both Jim (or Pam) AND Dwight.
Alas, the video isn’t a shot-for-shot remake of the original, so players like Duke Johnson (who literally just shoves a dude), Austin Corbett, and Britton Colquitt have to make up their own characters. And Christian Kirksey, who gets his gloves suspended in Jell-O, is also sorta Dwight. It’s not perfect.
But the only sad thing about this video is that Joe Thomas retired before the team could make it. You know he’d be first in line to play Dwight K. Schrute.
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