The Chiefs defense will dominate the Texans with their tiny heads

Sunday’s Kansas City Star topped off a mostly penguin-themed front page by teasing a sports section piece about the Chiefs’ “sack-happy” defense preparing for their game against the Texans. I’m just not sure how Kansas City’s going to compete with such tiny skulls:

Question: In the scenario in which this head-shrinking actually took place, does Dontari Poe’s hair remain the same size or shrink proportionately?