Dear drunk Browns fan bellowing at the heavens in a “JOHNNY” shirt, then flexing, you are my personal hero:
Dear drunk Browns fan bellowing at the heavens in a “JOHNNY” shirt, then flexing, you are my personal hero:

In the absence of actual superheroes, we turn to whomever we can find for inspir--
Well, I stand by what I said.
Meanwhile, these Browns fans using their moment of fame to flip off the camera are the REAL heroes: