DE’ANTHONY THOMAS’ 10 BEST TWEETS EVER

YOU SHOULD ALSO READ THIS ON DE’ANTHONY THOMAS, BY ALL ACCOUNTS A TERRIFIC YOUNG MAN.

10. THIS WOULD PROBABLY BE A NCAA VIOLATION

9. THOMAS TWEETS ABOUT ANIMALS A LOT, WHETHER ABOUT HOW MANY MICE HIS SNAKE ATE (“THE HOMIE WAS HUNGRY”), HIS STANCE ON RATS (“I DON’T LIKE RATS AT ALL”), OR WHETHER HE LIKES BEING A DUCK (“LOVE BEING A DUCK”), BUT MOSTLY ABOUT HIS DOG DAISY, WHOM YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH SOON AFTER FOLLOWING

8. I DO NOT KNOW IT EITHER

7. WEIRDEST EPISODE OF BREAKING BAD

6. EVERYONE MADE THE SAME MANTI TE’O JOKE AT THE SAME TIME, BUT THOMAS DID IT THE BEST

5. A TWO-PARTER

4. BASED ON TWITTER, THOMAS’ HOBBIES INCLUDE BASKETBALL, BOWLING, SWIMMING, NOT WATCHING THE NFL, VIDEO GAMES, ISSUING STYLE ADVICE ON THE PROPER USAGE OF HIS BLACK MOMBA (“NOT MAMBA”) NICKNAME, HIS IPHONE, ANNOUNCING THE TIME OF DAY, EATING ROSCOE’S AND BEING THOMAS EDISON

3. SPECIAL MOMENT

2. ONE OF THE MOST ESSENTIAL TRAITS OF DE’ANTHONY THOMAS

1. MY FAVORITE

HONORABLE MENTION, MAINLY BECAUSE I REALLY DO NOT BELIEVE IT’S POSSIBLE TO BLOCK A FIELD GOAL IN A VIDEO GAME, AND IF THAT REALLY HAPPENED, THAT’S EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN AVERAGING A TOUCHDOWN PER CARRY IN A ROSE BOWL:

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