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Jason Kirk [11:16 PM]:
Thanks for hanging with us!
Jason Kirk [11:15 PM]:
Well, we finally got us a good game for Live. Condolences to Mizzou fans, and congrats to the rest of the SEC East. Shuttin’ this thing down now. As always, EDSBS.com is your overflow.
Ian Boyd [11:15 PM]:
Seems like a tough team to mount a passing attack against. Good DB’s, multiple blitz packages
Ian Boyd [11:14 PM]:
Well I was impressed by Oregon’s D today
Ian Boyd [11:12 PM]:
Last time our game was delayed due to weather we gave up 550 rushing yards
Ian Boyd [11:12 PM]:
I wonder if Texas will play football tonight
Jason Kirk [11:11 PM]:
In case you're wondering, our own Our Digital Season simulation predicted a 2 OT South Carolina victory: http://t.co/FUJS0wU0Xt
— G&B Attack (@GABAttack) October 27, 2013
Ian Boyd [11:09 PM]:
I really doubt that missing that FG was high on the list
Gustavo Destro [11:09 PM]:
Holy s
Ian Boyd [11:09 PM]:
I love that Mizzou fans were surely worried about 10 other ways they could lose that game
Pete Volk [11:09 PM]:
As terrible as their defense is, Cal’s offense is a whole lot of fun to watch
Mark Ennis [11:09 PM]:
Welp.
— Bill Connelly (@SBN_BillC) October 27, 2013
Clay Wendler [11:08 PM]:

Ian Boyd [11:08 PM]:
@ajkst1 How about that missed FG there at the end? From the 6 yard line?
ajkst1 [11:08 PM]:
Dear ESPN. You need to have a crowd shot montage of the moment RIGHT when the ball hits the upright.
ajkst1 [11:07 PM]:
The missed field goal before SC’s last TD drive is why they lost that game. Game doesn’t get to OT if they make it.
Navy_Rebel [11:07 PM]:
Hatin’ Ass Spurrier is purchasing that goalpost and using it as a mast on the SS Thesenuts.
— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) October 27, 2013
Jason Kirk [11:06 PM]:

Ian Boyd [11:06 PM]:
@Nam Le He’s a hilarious character.
Navy_Rebel [11:06 PM]:
Where MIZZOU kickers go to train 
Nam Le [11:05 PM]:
@Ian Boyd your friend is awesome.
Mark Ennis [11:05 PM]:
Hahahahah SDSU was just called for intentional grounding on a reverse pass that a WR threw.
Clay Wendler [11:05 PM]:

Pete Volk [11:05 PM]:
Oregon State about ready to start the Stanford rout
Mark Ennis [11:03 PM]:
You are not really an SEC school until Steve Spurrier has broken your heart. So welcome to the league, Missouri
— Mark Story (@markcstory) October 27, 2013
Spencer Hall [11:03 PM]:
Ian Boyd [11:03 PM]:
In the words of my friend Kapsten Tan: “The reason college sports are awesome is because the players suck”
Ian Boyd [11:03 PM]:
Wow
Ian Boyd [11:02 PM]:
That wasn’t much longer than an extra point
Ian Boyd [11:02 PM]:
@jpoundr That’s what I’m thinking
Spencer Hall [11:02 PM]:
I’m so, so sorry, Mizzou.
ajkst1 [11:02 PM]:
@Ian Boyd He had his mind on 18 tomorrow
Mark Ennis [11:02 PM]:
Poor Missouri. (I don’t really care that much)
Navy_Rebel [11:02 PM]:

jpoundr [11:01 PM]:
@Ian Boyd not on a kick that short
Ian Boyd [11:01 PM]:
Spurrier sounds like he was already checked out
Nam Le [11:01 PM]:
holy. shit.
ajkst1 [11:01 PM]:
@Ian Boyd Enough of a difference to kidnap a Pro Bowl quarterback.
Ian Boyd [11:01 PM]:
I mean…that ball almost missed the post entirely
Navy_Rebel [11:00 PM]:
LACES OUT! LACES OUT YOU IDIOT!
Ian Boyd [11:00 PM]:
do the laces really make that big a difference?
Ryan Nanni [11:00 PM]:
BILL C I STILL LOVE YOU
ajkst1 [11:00 PM]:
WOW. FINKEL IS EINHORN. EINHORN IS FINKEL.
jpoundr [11:00 PM]:
What a terrible way to end
Jason Kirk [11:00 PM]:
South Carolina won, by the way.
Mark Ennis [11:00 PM]:
I can’t believe that. I just can’t believe it.
polarscribe [11:00 PM]:
THE CLANK HEARD ROUND DIXIE
polarscribe [10:59 PM]:
CLANK
Shoopmonster [10:59 PM]:
doink
Navy_Rebel [10:59 PM]:
LACE OUT
jpoundr [10:59 PM]:
booooo
Ian Boyd [10:59 PM]:
#collegekickers
Oh No Romo [10:59 PM]:
Oh my
Pete Volk [10:59 PM]:
oh my god
Spencer Hall [10:59 PM]:
THIS SPORT
Nam Le [10:59 PM]:
Y
Nam Le [10:59 PM]:
OH
polarscribe [10:59 PM]:
HAHAHAHA
Mark Ennis [10:59 PM]:
Does DGB still play for Missouri?
Ian Boyd [10:59 PM]:
That was an exciting scramble
Nam Le [10:59 PM]:
welp, we’re going to triple OT
Jason Kirk [10:58 PM]:
Third down for the game. I’m feeling a weird, loopy screen that’s immediately eaten up.
jpoundr [10:58 PM]:
Mauk bailed too early. Oline picked up the blitz.
Ian Boyd [10:58 PM]:
That said, Mauck looked keen to avoid Clowney on that play
Ian Boyd [10:57 PM]:
much of the spread O serves to neutralize DE’s
Ian Boyd [10:57 PM]:
Against the spread O the DE position is often overrated
Nam Le [10:57 PM]:
That sound was the entire South Carolina fanbase commiting hara-kiri
Ian Boyd [10:57 PM]:
Clowney wasn’t much use on that run, flying upfield
Mark Ennis [10:55 PM]:
200% chance Spurrier has a bottle opener on his keychain.
Navy_Rebel [10:55 PM]:

Ryan Nanni [10:55 PM]:
(Spurrier pulls out sand wedge)
Jason Kirk [10:55 PM]:
Mike Davis somehow limped off. Looked bad. Might’ve still been bad.
Clay Wendler [10:54 PM]:

Mark Ennis [10:54 PM]:
Oh no that injury looked pretty awful.
polarscribe [10:54 PM]:
Damn.
Spencer Hall [10:54 PM]:
And that’s a ghastly leg injury for Mike Davis.
Jason Kirk [10:53 PM]:
Uh-oh, Mike Davis crawled off the field
Mark Ennis [10:53 PM]:
@Mengus22 local news lady making sad attempt to do sports just called Virginia Tech the "hoagies"
— King louie xiv (@catrancher46514) October 27, 2013
Ian Boyd [10:51 PM]:
I would rather have made Shaw beat zone coverage
Jason Kirk [10:50 PM]:
Ian Boyd [10:50 PM]:
bad time to let an SC WR get behind the coverage
Shoopmonster [10:50 PM]:
Took Michigan and Penn State 4 OT to get a combined 15 points.
Mark Ennis [10:49 PM]:
Good God, college football is just the best thing.
Jason Kirk [10:49 PM]:
| OT | 1 |
| South Carolina | NEVER IN DOUBT |
| Missouri | 24 |
Navy_Rebel [10:49 PM]:
@Ian Boyd and the choke is still in effect
Pete Volk [10:49 PM]:
COLUMBIAs are popping/dejected
Dimitri Dorlis [10:49 PM]:
YOU CAN’T STOP CONNOR SHAW
Nam Le [10:49 PM]:
MY LORD CONNOR SHAW
jpoundr [10:49 PM]:
this is fun
Pete Volk [10:49 PM]:
oh my lord
Mark Ennis [10:49 PM]:
HOLY SHIT
Ian Boyd [10:49 PM]:
nice play there by the Mizzou DB
Mark Ennis [10:48 PM]:
Seems like a guy named Mike Sam should play linebacker.
— Keith Whitmire (@Keith_Whitmire) October 27, 2013
Nam Le [10:48 PM]:
OH HERE WE GO MIZZOU
Ian Boyd [10:48 PM]:
I think he just won this game for Mizzou
Ian Boyd [10:47 PM]:
Wait, no, Sam singular
Jason Kirk [10:47 PM]:
A defensive end from Columbia brought down a mobile quarterback from Columbia. Surprise! It was Michael Sam.
Ian Boyd [10:47 PM]:
Who’s that Sams person?
Mark Ennis [10:46 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Why you asking me!?
Ryan Nanni [10:46 PM]:
I’m gonna kill the Field Goal Line technician.
Jason Kirk [10:46 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Baseball season started?
Ian Boyd [10:46 PM]:
Meanwhile UT-TCU has been replaced by Holyfield talking to Iron Mike
Mark Ennis [10:45 PM]:
Just a reminder that 3/4 of this rabid Missouri crowd is checking the score of a god damn baseball game on their phones.
Ian Boyd [10:45 PM]:
The shot of Missouri fans doing fake/girl pushups on the railing…
Ryan Nanni [10:44 PM]:
Game over, Chiefs win!
Jason Kirk [10:44 PM]:
| OT | 1 |
| South Carolina | BENCH CONNOR SHAW |
| Missouri | 24 |
Jason Kirk [10:43 PM]:
Mizzou punches for a first down near the goal line.
jpoundr [10:43 PM]:
That looked unpleasant
Jason Kirk [10:43 PM]:
Two Maty Mauk runs already. Told y’all there’d be some scootin’ going on!
Jason Kirk [10:41 PM]:
Connor Shaw even won the coin toss.
jpoundr [10:41 PM]:
@Mark Ennis he said it so poetically that you would think Mizzou is a good school for writers
Mark Ennis [10:40 PM]:
Pat Forde, the patron saint of Missouri fans.
Noise sucked out of crowd. Replaced by dread.
— Pat Forde (@YahooForde) October 27, 2013
Jason Kirk [10:38 PM]:
Connor Shaw vs. Maty Mauk in overtime. There’s gonna be scramblin’.
Ian Boyd [10:38 PM]:
Godfrey what were you saying about covering a game that didn’t come down to the last play, earlier?
Connor Tapp [10:37 PM]:
ESPN lady acknowledging the Tess effect.
Ian Boyd [10:37 PM]:
Pinkel isn’t interested in winning in regulation?
Ryan Nanni [10:37 PM]:
Pinkel’s really regretting drinking all that sangria at halftime.
Steven Godfrey [10:37 PM]:
Pinkel’s burning it. FREE BASEBALL IN MISSOURI
Steven Godfrey [10:36 PM]:
Crowd begins to chant “Maty, Maty.” Am unsure which Cardinal he is.
Jason Kirk [10:36 PM]:
| 4 | :42 |
| Columbia Coach With A Visor | 17 |
| Columbia Coach With A Visor | 17 |
KeenanAllenFett [10:35 PM]:
Mizzou, would you like to know the myth of Kevin Riley?
Pete Volk [10:35 PM]:
Word here at #TCU is there will be a 5-min halftime whenever this game resumes (w 6:08 left 2Q). Lightning delay now 1 hr 40 min.
— Chip Brown (@ChipBrownOB) October 27, 2013
Jason Kirk [10:35 PM]:
AN ETERNITY FOR MATY MAUK.
Connor Tapp [10:35 PM]:
FWIW, I have zero confidence in the South Carolina defense to keep Mizzou out of field goal range.
Ian Boyd [10:34 PM]:
evidently not
jpoundr [10:33 PM]:
Pinkel wasted 20 seconds
Shoopmonster [10:33 PM]:
Rolla, Missouri was originally Raleigh before it got Missourified
Ian Boyd [10:33 PM]:
think* ?
Ian Boyd [10:33 PM]:
Does SC go for 2 if they score, you thik
Mark Ennis [10:33 PM]:
Wooooooow
Steven Godfrey [10:33 PM]:
Touchdown, USC
jpoundr [10:33 PM]:
Call a Timeout, Pinkel
Pete Volk [10:33 PM]:
Spurrier you’re leaving TOO MUCH DAMN TIME ON THE CLOCK
Ryan Nanni [10:33 PM]:
Overtime? Good thing Spurrier brought extra tees.
Ian Boyd [10:33 PM]:
I think Bill C’s heart has stopped
Connor Tapp [10:32 PM]:
GIVIN’ MIZZOU TOO MUCH TIME
Nam Le [10:32 PM]:
Has Missouri ever seen a screen before?
Ian Boyd [10:32 PM]:
Sheesh, that last toss over the middle cleared a mizzou fingertip by about an inch
Connor Tapp [10:31 PM]:
Connor Shaw coming up with the ballsiest performance I’ve ever seen from a Gamecock… And I saw him come back in last year at Vandy after breaking a bone in shoulder.
Dimitri Dorlis [10:31 PM]:
@Spencer Hall He actually knows about the timeout, but he refuses to acknowledge it.
Mark Ennis [10:31 PM]:
Nobody ever told me that Missouri’s defensive coordinator was Eisenhower.
Pete Volk [10:31 PM]:
@Nam Le Maryland is 0-14 in the second half of the season under Randy Edsall.
Mark Ennis [10:30 PM]:
Man, Missouri….
Spencer Hall [10:30 PM]:
I wonder if Spurrier even knows he has a timeout left. (He doesn’t.)
Steven Godfrey [10:30 PM]:
SHAW-ME STATE
Ian Boyd [10:30 PM]:
@Durdens Wrath Mack’s already dropped 2 atomic turd-bombs this year, actually
Ian Boyd [10:29 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey immediately retweeted by every Clowney apologist
Durdens Wrath [10:29 PM]:
@SouthKoreaDave I was going to say you confused Truman with Mack Brown, but Mack is unlikely to drop the bomb twice this year
Steven Godfrey [10:29 PM]:
Advanced stats will one day correct this with a metric named “Goddamn WolfMonsters”
Jason Kirk [10:29 PM]:
You didn’t think one or another Columbia would go down that easily, did you?
Steven Godfrey [10:29 PM]:
So Clowney won’t get a stat on that play at all, but his pursuit helped force Josey back in for that loss.
Nam Le [10:28 PM]:
@Pete Volk Hey, Cal’s only lost 12 against FBS teams! #silverlinings
Pete Volk [10:28 PM]:
Southern Miss loses to North Texas, 55-14. So they’ve lost 19 in a row since winning the C-USA championship against Sumlin-coached Houston.
Connor Tapp [10:27 PM]:
Hey, lookit! Steve Spurrier using timeouts appropriately.
Ian Boyd [10:24 PM]:
@Jason Kirk I’m the biggest Baylor homer outside of Waco, just anticipating the response for you
Jason Kirk [10:23 PM]:
@Ian Boyd See, all I heard this season was this Baylor stuff wouldn’t carry over into a road game, since it didn’t last year. I didn’t realize there were stipulations.
SouthKoreaDave [10:23 PM]:
Was there a Big12 when Truman was in office?
Ian Boyd [10:23 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Yeah but Kansas hasn’t won a B12 game since Truman was in office
Steven Godfrey [10:23 PM]:
I’ve contracted the Tessitore pathogen this season – Northwestern / Ohio State, UGA / LSU, Ole Miss / Vandy, MTSU / Marshall
Connor Tapp [10:22 PM]:
@Ian Boyd We get a kick out of being to totally unprepared for things.
Jason Kirk [10:22 PM]:
Baylor can’t play on the road
Baylor now has 742 yards of total offense. That is 5th most in program history and most ever in a road game.
— Baylor Football (@BUFootball) October 27, 2013
Ian Boyd [10:21 PM]:
South Carolina looked totally unprepared for the possibility of a big Mizzou blitz on 3rd and goal there
Gay For Gallo Dongs [10:21 PM]:
This preeeetty much sums up how I feel about this game. Poop.
Nam Le [10:19 PM]:
L’Damian Washington has a name fit for Key and Peele.
Connor Tapp [10:18 PM]:
Feeling a run on timeouts coming in COMO.
Steven Godfrey [10:17 PM]:
@jpoundr Fair.
jpoundr [10:17 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey and I watched Pitt lose to Navy today
Steven Godfrey [10:16 PM]:
@jpoundr I watched them lose to a crap MTSU team two days ago
Connor Tapp [10:16 PM]:
South Carolina needs to go hurry-up. Knowing Spurrier, they probably won’t.
Ian Boyd [10:16 PM]:
When did Mizzou switch to a 3-4 defense?
jpoundr [10:15 PM]:
The best team in PA/WV might be Marshall
Pete Volk [10:15 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Upset addition to the hot seat?
Steven Godfrey [10:15 PM]:
Screen passes have kept South Carolina alive in this second half. They’ve made adjustments.
Ian Boyd [10:15 PM]:
?
Ian Boyd [10:15 PM]:
Mizzou has a defense
Mark Ennis [10:14 PM]:
Before Holgorsen was hired, #WVU had only lost 1 game by 21+ since 2003 (24-3 at East Carolina in ’08). Nine losses by 21+ from 2011-present
— Patrick Southern (@patricksouthern) October 27, 2013
Steven Godfrey [10:11 PM]:
Shaw is 7-10 for 64 yards coming in. He’s also got a robust -19 yards rushing
Pete Volk [10:10 PM]:
Texas-TCU lightning delay now up to 1 hour, 15 minutes. Not resuming play any time soon. We could restart this puppy at 4 am if we have to.
— kbohls (@kbohls) October 27, 2013
Mark Ennis [10:10 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey they’re renovating that thing, right?
Steven Godfrey [10:10 PM]:
67,124 in Columbia tonight. That’s a legit number, too.
Jason Kirk [10:09 PM]:
jpoundr [10:09 PM]:
#collegekickers
Steven Godfrey [10:08 PM]:
said FG – no good
Nam Le [10:08 PM]:
Oregon covered. Thanks to Thomas Tyner.
Steven Godfrey [10:08 PM]:
Clowney bats down Mauk’s third down pass and now Missouri has to kick of a FG
Pete Volk [10:07 PM]:
As an impartial observer, I’m just happy that no matter what we’re going to get one hell of a title game matchup. /everyone loses /lsu and stanford are only teams standing
Quack Patty [10:07 PM]:
i wwant the worst things ever to happen to ucla after that fuck kendricks.
Ian Boyd [10:07 PM]:
the ball is usually gone well before you reach the QB
Ian Boyd [10:06 PM]:
It’s hard to be a dominant DE against spread offenses
Steven Godfrey [10:05 PM]:
Missouri just got a snap off before the chains were set, so eat it Oregon. [Oregon uses speed force to snap 3rd down on 2nd]
jpoundr [10:05 PM]:
Fresno State’s helmets are sweet.
Mark Ennis [10:05 PM]:
You can’t tell Bud anything right now.
SouthKoreaDave [10:04 PM]:
Can anyone really compare NC State to UCLA this year? UCLA was only down 7 going into the 4th quarter.
Pete Volk [10:04 PM]:
@Jason Kirk BUUUUUUUUD
Jason Kirk [10:03 PM]:
No. 3 Oregon looking like it'll beat the spread against UCLA. No. 2 Florida State didn't against NC State. FWIW.
— SB Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) October 27, 2013
Ian Boyd [10:03 PM]:
okay, switching to Mizzou
SouthKoreaDave [10:02 PM]:
Thank goodness Oregon is ahead by 28. Now we won’t see pesky UCLA trying to pass the ball and actually score.
Ian Boyd [10:02 PM]:
I would hate to be the Duck when they play their nonconf slate. That’s a lot of push-ups
polarscribe [10:02 PM]:
San Jose State/Wyoming is nuts.
Steven Godfrey [10:01 PM]:
Worth noting – Missouri only has 61 yards in the second half. Even though it felt very much over, it is not.
Mark Ennis [10:01 PM]:
@Pete Volk west coast Weinke!
Ian Boyd [10:00 PM]:
Another TD, Oregon is slipping away from the once feisty Bruins
Jason Kirk [10:00 PM]:

Pete Volk [10:00 PM]:
Oregon State is starting a 28-year-old wide receiver who played in the Dodger organization for eight years
Steven Godfrey [9:59 PM]:
When slightly obscured, the Rock M just looks like a pile of crack cocaine being guarded by an army of hooded sweatshirts
Jason Kirk [9:59 PM]:
| 4 | 12:13 |
| South Carolina | 7 |
| Missouri | can’t play no SEC defense |
Spencer Hall [9:59 PM]:
That would be a mind-blowing TD for South Carolina, yes.
Ian Boyd [9:58 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Can we get a Clay GIF?
Pete Volk [9:58 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Ah the famous Sam Boyle defense
Jason Kirk [9:58 PM]:
Look like a South Carolina touchdown to y’all?
Connor Tapp [9:57 PM]:
Sakerlina finally on the board. Bruce Ellington with a pretty nuts TD grab.
Mark Ennis [9:56 PM]:
#PennState has allowed 40+ pts in 3 consecutive games for the 1st time since the last 3 games of the 1899 season (42,47,64).
— BTNStatsGuys (@BTNStatsGuys) October 27, 2013
Connor Tapp [9:56 PM]:
Good lord, Mike Davis
Ian Boyd [9:56 PM]:
Been very dissatisfied with insurance commercials this season
Pete Volk [9:55 PM]:
With the lightning delay at #TCU now an hour long, we just got another strike near the stadium. (Which means delay another 30 mins.)
— Chip Brown (@ChipBrownOB) October 27, 2013
Spencer Hall [9:55 PM]:
I think Connor Shaw needs a hard reboot.
Ian Boyd [9:55 PM]:
They have something funny going, and then they add a late line that feels cheap
Ian Boyd [9:55 PM]:
The last 2 geico commercials have been funny with unneeded last lines
Mark Ennis [9:53 PM]:
I really can’t believe we’ve reached the point where Steve Spurrier can’t get his team to throw a touchdown.
Ian Boyd [9:53 PM]:
@Pete Volk Need to change my DVR recording settings on that one, now you mention it
Clay Wendler [9:52 PM]:

Pete Volk [9:52 PM]:
meanwhile texas-tcu is still in a delay
Jason Kirk [9:52 PM]:
Ohio State up 35 on Penn State at the half, meaning Ohio State fans now have two whole games worth hassling people about.
SouthKoreaDave [9:51 PM]:
At least the teams Oregon is playing now are forcing the Ducks to play their 1st stringers the entire game.
Ian Boyd [9:50 PM]:
Another big play by S Patterson for Oregon
Jason Kirk [9:50 PM]:
2006 vs. Georgia RT
Jww81</a>: <a href="https://twitter.com/JoshatTheState">JoshatTheState when was the last time gamecocks were shutout?— Josh Kendall (@JoshatTheState) October 27, 2013
Ian Boyd [9:49 PM]:
@Nam Le Isn’t that @Stanford?
Mark Ennis [9:49 PM]:
At least UCLA fans can look forward to a fulfilling season being coached by Steve Alhahahahaha just kidding.
SouthKoreaDave [9:49 PM]:
Yes, but in Eugene…well, so do the Beavers. The Civil War is in Eugene this year.
Jason Kirk [9:49 PM]:
Six games feature ranked teams at the moment. The closest is Mizzou 17, South Carolina 0. Classic SEC defense!
Nam Le [9:49 PM]:
@Ian Boyd yes. This week, actually.
Ian Boyd [9:49 PM]:
@SouthKoreaDave Do they play Stanford?
SouthKoreaDave [9:48 PM]:
Well, yes….I actually think the team with the best chance of beating the Ducks is Oregon State. Just my humble opinion.
Pete Volk [9:48 PM]:
@jpoundr I believe they transitioned to FCS this year
Jason Kirk [9:48 PM]:
| 4 | 8:47 |
| UCLA | whatever |
| Oregon | 35 |
Mark Ennis [9:47 PM]:
@Shoopmonster “Batmen”
Nam Le [9:47 PM]:
@SouthKoreaDave period
SouthKoreaDave [9:45 PM]:
It was a good try by UCLA, but they are gonna lose by 21-28 points just like Washington did. Hard to beat the Ducks in Eugene.
Shoopmonster [9:45 PM]:
Missouri looks like a team of Batmans
Jason Kirk [9:45 PM]:
jpoundr [9:44 PM]:
@Pete Volk isn’t AC Division 2? Actual division 2?
Jason Kirk [9:43 PM]:
If you can definitively say either Alabama or Florida State or Oregon is better than the other two, you sure do have opinions!
Ian Boyd [9:42 PM]:
That guy, number 9 for Oregon, he’s pretty quick
Shoopmonster [9:42 PM]:
Michael Sam from Mizzou reminds me of Elvis Dumervil
Jason Kirk [9:41 PM]:
“I hear ya, duck.” — Brent Musburger
Ryan Nanni [9:40 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Hundley didn’t lose to UCF. #orlandotakez
Mark Ennis [9:40 PM]:
Maybe I won’t get so many people tweeting at me that Hundley is better than Bridgewater now.
Pete Volk [9:39 PM]:
Does anyone play more SEC football than Missouri (excluding ’Bama)? DISCUSS
Pete Volk [9:38 PM]:
It looked like New Mexico State would win their first game of the year today hosting Abilene Christian. They are trailing by one at half time.
Ian Boyd [9:38 PM]:
Not blown away by the Oregon ILB’s but they aren’t awful. And everyone else on that D is really good
Shoopmonster [9:37 PM]:
Just finished installing and boresighting a scope on a new rifle. Did I miss anything? I saw OU win on Fox News.
Connor Tapp [9:37 PM]:
Oh damn. Roughing the passer on Golden. Woulda pretty much been the ball game.
Ian Boyd [9:36 PM]:
#collegesportsfans
Steven Godfrey [9:35 PM]:
Offensive pass interference on South Carolina, so it’s injuries AND officials AND Cardinals magic responsible for this Missouri run.
Nam Le [9:35 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey rec’d
Ian Boyd [9:35 PM]:
I went to UTSA for a year and a dude came to every home bball game in a snow white dress and space helmet
wamarsh [9:35 PM]:
something
SouthKoreaDave [9:35 PM]:
Does ANYTHING happen in Kansas?
Mark Ennis [9:35 PM]:
@Jason Kirk “Oh bullshit.” – Adam Jacobi
Jason Kirk [9:34 PM]:
My favorite part is how the horse is mad. The horse knows what the score is.
Steven Godfrey [9:34 PM]:
I’d like to state that I’ve been petitioning SB Nation management all season for a Kansas embed, and they’re all like “that’s not even a football program, weirdo”
Ian Boyd [9:33 PM]:
What does that horse think he’s doing?
Oh No Romo [9:33 PM]:
@Spencer Hall What ISN’T happening in Kansas?
Clay Wendler [9:33 PM]:
is that a jayhorse?
Steven Godfrey [9:33 PM]:
Connor Shaw is IN at QB.
Steven Godfrey [9:33 PM]:
@Clay Wendler LULZ
Spencer Hall [9:33 PM]:
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN KANSAS
Clay Wendler [9:32 PM]:

Jason Kirk [9:32 PM]:
@SouthKoreaDave LOL
SouthKoreaDave [9:32 PM]:
With only 14 minutes left to play, why is UCLA passing the ball and trying to score? Aliotto will be upset.
Jason Kirk [9:30 PM]:
| 3 | 6:45 |
| South Carolina | WAYLP |
| Missouri | 17 |
Ian Boyd [9:30 PM]:
Most people will talk about the silencing of the Duck offense, I’m noting the Duck D in this game
Steven Godfrey [9:29 PM]:
It’s 17-0 Missouri and the press box consensus (from the USC beat guys) is that Spurrier will take a chance on Shaw here.
Ian Boyd [9:29 PM]:
Great job robbing the curl by Patterson there
Jason Kirk [9:28 PM]:

Ian Boyd [9:28 PM]:
In the words of Jalen Rose, “keep gettin dem checks”
Ian Boyd [9:28 PM]:
Major kudos to the actors who pretended to be psyched up by the Duck halftime speech.
Connor Tapp [9:27 PM]:
So, Matt, does this mean you wouldn’t draft DGB?
Steven Godfrey [9:27 PM]:
That rivalry is still FIRE here. Also, I’ve never heard so much about the Civil War and I’m a Georgia-born Ole Miss grad.
groggydog [9:27 PM]:
@Clay Wendler Even. Better.
Nam Le [9:27 PM]:
Also, being GIF’d is one of my worst nightmares.
Clay Wendler [9:27 PM]:

Ian Boyd [9:27 PM]:
Aflac commercial…
Steven Godfrey [9:27 PM]:
Sample of my upcoming Missouri piece “…and no matter what you think of Missouri in the SEC, Kansas is gross. Tell everyone that you came here and it was awesome and Kansas, gross”
Nam Le [9:27 PM]:
Give the old lady some credit for sticking around. Most fans would be gone by now.
Jason Kirk [9:26 PM]:
@Spencer Hall At least the Kansas fan behind her feels like dancin’.
Ryan Nanni [9:26 PM]:
Happy Gilmore’s grandma!
Mark Ennis [9:26 PM]:
@Spencer Hall is that Betty White?
groggydog [9:25 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Tonight is a very good night to be a Mizzou fan.
Spencer Hall [9:24 PM]:
Kansas lady is speechless with disgust: 
Ian Boyd [9:24 PM]:
@Nam Le He’s like an extra safety on the field
Nam Le [9:23 PM]:
@Ian Boyd I’ve been real impressed with Ifo in the two games I’ve seen of Oregon this year.
Mark Ennis [9:23 PM]:
Mauk rolls and finds receivers, Thompson rolls and throws it away.
Ian Boyd [9:22 PM]:
UCLA has had very little offense aside from Hundley’s scrambling
Ryan Nanni [9:22 PM]:
You can’t let Spurrier keep hanging around, Mizzou. He’ll end up sleeping over.
Pete Volk [9:22 PM]:
@Clay Wendler Charlie Weis has an interesting approach to tackling technique
Ian Boyd [9:21 PM]:
@Clay Wendler Lache Seastrunk is pretty good at not being tackled
Patrick Vint [9:20 PM]:
We have an 18-on-11 situation developing in Columbia, MO.
Clay Wendler [9:20 PM]:

Oh No Romo [9:20 PM]:
Applause for Gary Patterson from TCU fans as he runs across field after talking with Texas officials.
— Anthony Andro (@aandro) October 27, 2013
Nam Le [9:20 PM]:
Ohio State 35-0. Sorry, Penn State
Ian Boyd [9:19 PM]:
I look down at my phone and miss Oregon’s score, naturally
Jason Kirk [9:19 PM]:
Steven Godfrey [9:19 PM]:
Targeting call comin’ in Columbia /faaaaart
Connor Tapp [9:19 PM]:
Connor Shaw warming up. #2SPRAINZ
Ian Boyd [9:18 PM]:
@Nam Le, that’s not Bama’s typical anti-spread strategy
Steven Godfrey [9:18 PM]:
“Let’s go Cardinals” breaking out in the upper deck of the home side….
Ian Boyd [9:18 PM]:
@Nam Le However, it’s interesting in terms of projecting a potential Oregon-Bama matchup
Steven Godfrey [9:18 PM]:
Minus the kneel-down at the half, South Carolina has turned the ball over five straight times – two fumbles, an interception and two failed fourth down conversions
Ian Boyd [9:17 PM]:
@Nam Le Yeah, easier to do it if you already have a 3-4 defensive structure.
Pete Volk [9:16 PM]:
Lightning storm picking up here at #TCU. School officials now opening up basketball arena for fans to seek shelter. Delay now 15 mins long.
— Chip Brown (@ChipBrownOB) October 27, 2013
Pete Volk [9:16 PM]:
Hearing the weather in North Texas is “scary.” Students advised to take cover
Clay Wendler [9:16 PM]:

Mark Ennis [9:16 PM]:
“Would of”
Who would of thought defense and turnovers would be the story of the #UCLAvsUO showdown.
— College GameDay (@CollegeGameDay) October 27, 2013
Steven Godfrey [9:16 PM]:
Missouri still pitching a shutout after Thompson’s flushed out of the pocket on 4th down OH GOD THE ST. LOUIS INFECTION HAS ME
Spencer Hall [9:15 PM]:
WR Rory Anderson tried to get a flag by tackling his defender, which is a fun but ineffective way to draw a flag.
Connor Tapp [9:15 PM]:
South Carolina comes up short on another 4th down try.
Nam Le [9:15 PM]:
@Ian Boyd That won’t work for most teams though. Gotta HAVE the linemen and linebackers to do it.
Mark Ennis [9:15 PM]:
Oregon fumbles inside the five yard line. Just determined to let UCLA hang around.
Ian Boyd [9:14 PM]:
essentially a spread out 46 defensive looking front
Ian Boyd [9:13 PM]:
Reiterated: 3 DL clogging 3 of the 4 gaps between the tackles, freeing LB’s to run
Ian Boyd [9:13 PM]:
The Stanford strategy employed by UCLA has worked pretty well
Spencer Hall [9:12 PM]:
The Baylor Bounce for South Carolina!
Connor Tapp [9:11 PM]:
Not sure if that’s going to make him more famous though.
Jason Kirk [9:11 PM]:
Dylan Thompson just dropped an AW PUFFNSTUFF after an overthrow, followed by Steve Spurrier getting all shruggy.
Connor Tapp [9:11 PM]:
Dylan Thompson really chuckin’ it up there to Jesus tonight
Nam Le [9:09 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Mark Richt has lost control of the SEC’s injury situation
Spencer Hall [9:08 PM]:
Jason Kirk [9:07 PM]:
@Nam Le Technically, that guy is the fourth-stringer. I blame this on all those injuries Florida had last week.
Nam Le [9:07 PM]:
@Jason Kirk backup backup*
Spencer Hall [9:06 PM]:
Mizzou is THIS close to putting LEDs in the tiger eyes on the helmets.
Jason Kirk [9:06 PM]:
Considering Maty Mauk likes to dart all around and go for it and have some laughs and make it happen and have some fun back there, we should be aware Mizzou’s backup QB is a true freshman.
Steven Godfrey [9:05 PM]:
Clowney with a big TFL, blowing up the Tiger backfield but clearly phoning it in until the Draft
Ryan Nanni [9:05 PM]:
Oh hell, this is the part where Spurrier slaps some packing tape on Conor Shaw’s knee and wishes him luck.
Ian Boyd [9:04 PM]:
Not everyone can do that
Ian Boyd [9:04 PM]:
I think Oregon gives Mariota easy reads and open receivers but it still makes a difference when he can hit someone in stride outside the hash
Pete Volk [9:03 PM]:
oh man oh man Murphy almost broke that one for Mizzou
Nam Le [9:02 PM]:
Braxton Miller rushing touchdown. 2nd of the game, puts OSU up 21-0
Ian Boyd [9:01 PM]:
I’m impressed by Mariota’s ability to throw accurately outside of the hash
Oh No Romo [9:01 PM]:
@Pete Volk LSU with an interception. I think the fun is over for Furman.
Pete Volk [9:00 PM]:
LSU scored a touchdown to make it 27-16. Against Furman. Who they were leading by four. At halftime.
Steven Godfrey [9:00 PM]:
It looks like Connor Shaw is warming up on the sideline for South Carolina. Doesn’t mean he’s playing, but it’s possible. He’s throwing with the 1st team WRs
Ian Boyd [8:57 PM]:
I’m beginning to suspect that the other B12 coaches are being merciful to Mack knowing it’s his last season
Rodger Sherman [8:57 PM]:
@Ian Boyd yes. he is irritable.
Ian Boyd [8:56 PM]:
Is Dan an Oregon fan?
Rodger Sherman [8:56 PM]:
none of us have ever watched a close Oregon game with Dan. It’s entertaining.
Oh No Romo [8:55 PM]:
Touchdown LSU. They’re up 27-16 early in the 3rd quarter
Ian Boyd [8:53 PM]:
Texas has a glaring flaw in defending QB run games…naturally the last 2 opponents have been merciful
Dewane Zebra [8:53 PM]:
Only 38 points? Baylor’s saggin’.
Pete Volk [8:52 PM]:
@Ian Boyd 5/12 for 71
Ian Boyd [8:52 PM]:
TCU apparently using Pachall a lot against UT today
Mark Ennis [8:52 PM]:
Western Connecticut RB Octavias McKoy broke the NCAA all-division single-game rushing record with 455 yards.
— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) October 27, 2013
Nam Le [8:52 PM]:
Braxton Miller doing Braxton Miller type things on a 39 yard touchdown
Pete Volk [8:51 PM]:
Delay in Texas-TCU due to lightning
Ryan Nanni [8:51 PM]:
| 1st | 1:10 |
| URBAN MEYER WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU’RE NOT RETURNING HIS CALLS | 14 |
| PENN STATE | 0 |
polarscribe [8:50 PM]:
Southern Miss is one of two teams to lose a bowl game to the Idaho Vandals. #themoreyouknow
Oh No Romo [8:50 PM]:
@Ian Boyd You’re doing something right. I’ve seen it twice today.
Ian Boyd [8:49 PM]:
Haven’t seen that Aflac halftime duck speech commercial, a mercy from the Heavens
Ian Boyd [8:48 PM]:
OU’s lost three of their 4 best players for the year
Durdens Wrath [8:48 PM]:
I am not rooting for Furman per se. More for the LSU Meltdown.
Jason Kirk [8:47 PM]:
Ian Boyd [8:47 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Sheesh, that’s terrible news
KeenanAllenFett [8:46 PM]:
@ajkst1 and there have been at least 5 drops and Lache Seastrunk only accepts touchdowns with 3 cut backs.
Mark Ennis [8:46 PM]:
Stoops said Trey Millard will have surgery in a few weeks. Tore ACL and another ligament "Whole team crushed by it."
— Jake Trotter (@Jake_Trotter) October 27, 2013
Oh No Romo [8:46 PM]:
No. 11 Auburn QB Nick Marshall taken to locker room following hit. Walked off field. Jeremy Johnson threw TD pass on first snap. #AP_Top25
— Charles Odum (@CharlesOdum) October 27, 2013
Ian Boyd [8:45 PM]:
Jason Verrett is a boss
Mark Ennis [8:44 PM]:
Southern Miss, which hasn’t won a game since like 1987, is losing 41-7 to North Texas at the half.
ajkst1 [8:43 PM]:
@Mark Ennis The saddest furry ever.
ajkst1 [8:43 PM]:
Bryce Petty is 17 for 29 with 348 yards and 2 TDs. IN THE FIRST HALF.
Mark Ennis [8:43 PM]:
Western Kentucky’s white squirrel mascot 
Clay Wendler [8:42 PM]:

KeenanAllenFett [8:42 PM]:
Rece davis is the hero we don’t deserve
Jason Kirk [8:41 PM]:
| Halftime | |
| South Carolina | Decimated by Georgia’s injuries |
| Missouri | 14 |
Ian Boyd [8:41 PM]:
Looks like Texas is beating down TCU, that’s somewhat surprising
Steven Godfrey [8:40 PM]:
Halftime: 14-0 Missouri
Steven Godfrey [8:40 PM]:
@Mark Ennis PICS?!
Steven Godfrey [8:40 PM]:
Missouri’s D-line is far, far more involved in this game than South Carolina’s, and it’s due largely in part to the fact that one offense knows how to scheme against a pass rush and one doesn’t
Mark Ennis [8:39 PM]:
@Chris Barnewall that reminds me, Western Kentucky did introduce a white squirrel mascot today.
Chris Barnewall [8:39 PM]:
Jaxson, even
Chris Barnewall [8:38 PM]:
Can the Oregon Duck and Jaxon De Ville team up one day?
Mark Ennis [8:38 PM]:
Art Briles with a decided schematic advantage tonight. #Baylor outgaining Kansas, 500-85 in 1st half. #Bears 38-0
— Bruce Feldman (@BFeldmanCBS) October 27, 2013
Connor Tapp [8:38 PM]:
Gotta respect Matt Millen for not backing off of his incorrect comments even when replay clearly disproves them.
Connor Tapp [8:37 PM]:
Millen: “That’s a coach’s decision.” Oh.
Mark Ennis [8:36 PM]:
Spurrier man. I don’t recognize him anymore.
polarscribe [8:36 PM]:
So uh, South Carolina… we need to have a talk.
Steven Godfrey [8:35 PM]:
South Carolina gets stuffed going for it on 4th and 1 on their 34.
Connor Tapp [8:35 PM]:
Oh god, Steve Spurrier. What have you done?
ajkst1 [8:35 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Has any other conference gotten close to what the SEC got in A&M and Mizzou? I can’t think of anything.
Spencer Hall [8:35 PM]:
Winning looks better pic.twitter.com/Q4ZnbfaDhR
— Oklahoma Football (@OU_Football) October 27, 2013
Jason Kirk [8:35 PM]:

Pete Volk [8:34 PM]:
Touchdown Texas. If PAT is good, Longhorns have a 17-7 lead.
Nam Le [8:34 PM]:
So is there anyone on planet earth still rooting for LSU – save for LSU fans?
Mark Ennis [8:33 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey got my SEC West contract games mixed up.
Mark Ennis [8:33 PM]:
Whoops, FAU I meant.
Steven Godfrey [8:32 PM]:
Cards score announced over the PA at Farout, place goes apeshit
Ryan Nanni [8:32 PM]:
Oregon misses a field goal in a low scoring game and boy that never happens
Jason Kirk [8:32 PM]:
| 2 | :03 |
| UCLA | 14 |
| Oregon | 14 going on 77 |
Nam Le [8:32 PM]:
Alejandro Maldbadtho. Missed a FG that could have put Oregon up 17-14 at the half
Steven Godfrey [8:32 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Idaho’s playing Ole Miss
Connor Tapp [8:32 PM]:
Mike Davis has not been back on the field since that second fumble. Shon Carson has taken his place for now. Shon Carson ain’t great.
Mark Ennis [8:31 PM]:
Nick Marshall knocked out of the game vs. Paul Patrino and Idaho.
Nick Marshall headed to the locker room.
— Brandon Marcello (@bmarcello) October 27, 2013
Mark Ennis [8:31 PM]:
I still think WVU would’ve been fun in the SEC East, but, it’s hard not to like what the SEC has gotten from A&M and Missouri in a year and half.
Connor Tapp [8:30 PM]:
Connor Tapp [8:30 PM]:
A Steve Spurrier two-minute drill is coming up y’all. Things are about to get real trippy in COMO.
Steven Godfrey [8:30 PM]:
Call me crazy, but I might be covering only my second game this season that doesn’t come down to the last drive
Ian Boyd [8:29 PM]:
Hardly in a pro-system at Oregon…unless you’re in Philly
Ian Boyd [8:29 PM]:
Interesting that Mariota is in Kiper’s top 5
Connor Tapp [8:28 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey Meanwhile, Matt Millen is laying into his “pedestrian performance”
Steven Godfrey [8:28 PM]:
Mauk runs to Clowney’s side and NOPE
Connor Tapp [8:28 PM]:
Maty Mauk gave back about a third of Henry Josey’ 34-yard run with a bad sack.
KeenanAllenFett [8:28 PM]:
Baylor has not played well, up 31.
Oh No Romo [8:26 PM]:
Poor clock management by Furman. They had the ball on the 1-yard line, but they have to settle for a field goal. 20-16 LSU at halftime.
Steven Godfrey [8:26 PM]:
34 yard rush on first down for Josey. UH OH.
Pete Volk [8:26 PM]:
It is simply unfair how good Marcus Mariota is
Connor Tapp [8:25 PM]:
Some real innovative footwork from Dylan Thompson right there.
Mark Ennis [8:25 PM]:
I've heard Autzen this quiet before, but not with people in it.
— Chris Dufresne (@DufresneLATimes) October 27, 2013
Steven Godfrey [8:25 PM]:
@Luke Zimmermann CARLOS MAKE EM CRY
Jason Kirk [8:25 PM]:
Darn shame what all those Florida injuries have done to Dylan Thompson.
Ryan Nanni [8:25 PM]:
oh my god south carolina your faaaaace
Luke Zimmermann [8:25 PM]:
Meanwhile, in Columbus: 
Connor Tapp [8:25 PM]:
Dylan Thompson picked off.
Steven Godfrey [8:24 PM]:
Aaaand Dylan Thompson armpunts on first down.
Connor Tapp [8:24 PM]:
South Carolina’s offense continues to hum along when it’s not fumbling the football deep in Missouri territory.
Steven Godfrey [8:22 PM]:
Longest TD pass for Missouri since 1976. #AmericanHustle
Chris Barnewall [8:22 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Almost thought that was the real thing for a second.
Mark Ennis [8:22 PM]:
I stand by my assertion that FSU is #2.
groggydog [8:21 PM]:
@Mark Ennis :(
Pete Volk [8:21 PM]:
@Jason Kirk AMAZING
Oh No Romo [8:21 PM]:
Beckham muffs the punt, Furman ball
Steven Godfrey [8:21 PM]:
The USC safety, Williams, just made an all-star tape of secondary coaches’ “teaching moments” on positioning
Mark Ennis [8:21 PM]:
I feel sad for Missouri because even if they run the table Nick Saban will mercilessly grind them into paste in Atlanta.
Jason Kirk [8:21 PM]:

Connor Tapp [8:20 PM]:
Just a terrible angle from Brison WIlliams on that Mizzou TD.
Steven Godfrey [8:19 PM]:
On 3rd and 10, Mauk hits Washington on what looks like a slant and go and splits the defenders
Steven Godfrey [8:19 PM]:
Touchdown Missouri, 96 yards
Ian Boyd [8:18 PM]:
@ajkst1 We’re all waiting for that moment. I’m going to open my home to Baylor fans and share in the joy
Steven Godfrey [8:17 PM]:
Davis has two fumbles tonight, only had one this entire season. At least Spurrier won’t change his play calling dramatically because he doesn’t hold grudges against offensive skill players and
ajkst1 [8:17 PM]:
I can’t wait until Baylor annihilates OU.
KeenanAllenFett [8:16 PM]:
art briles, your fondness for deep passing is a national virtue
Steven Godfrey [8:15 PM]:
Missouri’s defensive line is righteous
Pete Volk [8:15 PM]:
FOX Sports 1’s icon for Texas is red, for some reason?
KeenanAllenFett [8:14 PM]:
@Mark Ennis it is his proudest moment
groggydog [8:14 PM]:
“OH, THIS IS A DISASTER” is a thing that was just said about not Missouri
Pete Volk [8:14 PM]:
All you guys who bet on a Texas Tech national title, I am so sorry for so many reasons
Steven Godfrey [8:14 PM]:
Mike Davis FUMBLES AGAIN, this time on 1st and Goal. Missouri recovers
Mark Ennis [8:13 PM]:
Guys, somewhere in America, Skip Holtz leads FIU 12-7 in the second half.
polarscribe [8:13 PM]:
Third down chimes on an obvious four-down situation.
Connor Tapp [8:12 PM]:
Dylan Thompson tryin’ to make Jesus a lot more famous in Columbia, MO
Oh No Romo [8:12 PM]:
LSU missed a field goal. Furman somehow is staying close.
Ian Boyd [8:12 PM]:
If anyone’s ever in Dearborn and looking for Shawarma, go to Al-Saha on Warren Ave. 4 bucks, amazing
polarscribe [8:12 PM]:
That is FAIL.
Spencer Hall [8:12 PM]:
“What the fuck was that?”
Pete Volk [8:12 PM]:
North Texas is about to be one win from bowl eligibility. So that’s quite the turn around at that program.
Chris Barnewall [8:12 PM]:
UCLA QB under threw that REALLY BAD
Ryan Nanni [8:11 PM]:
Red zone pick for UCLA. I blame Adidas.
Ian Boyd [8:11 PM]:
Lokombo is so good
Steven Godfrey [8:11 PM]:
No respect. Missouri is the calorie-free saturated fat alternative to the SEC you just simply have to try to believe.
Mr. Owl [8:11 PM]:
@Connor Tapp Is it a day ending in -y?
Ian Boyd [8:10 PM]:
If Case McCoy tried that he’d end up in two pieces 20 yards behind the LOS
Connor Tapp [8:10 PM]:
@Mark Ennis The Vols (fans, players) are getting awfully mouthy.
Jason Kirk [8:10 PM]:
Blake Bell very clearly to his center, re that penalty: “What the fuck was that?”
Ian Boyd [8:10 PM]:
That Hundley scramble was ridiculous
Pete Volk [8:09 PM]:
Bob Stoops, if you don’t have Blake Bell run in the field goal, you’re not using Blake Bell correctly
Mark Ennis [8:08 PM]:
The shots, they are being fired.
Vols' Tiny Richardson: "We'll beat Missouri. I promise you that."
— Wes Rucker (@wesrucker247) October 27, 2013
Ian Boyd [8:08 PM]:
Gonna pour myself some Cab now, it’s classy Live Nation this week here
Chris Barnewall [8:08 PM]:
@Ian Boyd Roasted Chicken
Pete Volk [8:08 PM]:
Coming from a Maryland football game to watch passes be completed is jarring indeed
Nam Le [8:08 PM]:
TACO BELL
Ian Boyd [8:07 PM]:
Looks like my salmon is ready, what are y’all eating?
Steven Godfrey [8:07 PM]:
Missouri’s fans – applauding a “wrestling team” singing the words to a Fall Out Boy song. Oh, I see you creepin’ ,midwest culture
Connor Tapp [8:06 PM]:
Connor Shaw has been standing around with his helmet on all game. Dude wants in BAD.
Rodger Sherman [8:06 PM]:
Luke Zimmermann [8:06 PM]:
Psssst, flip over to Fox News (lol) and on your laptop, XFINITY customers should keep this puppy open: http://xfin.tv/ESPNLive
Pete Volk [8:05 PM]:
Maty just Mauked all over the place
Chris Barnewall [8:04 PM]:
@Ian Boyd Yeah, he didn’t launch and went for the body. If helmets tap each other that’s just gonna happen.
Mark Ennis [8:04 PM]:
@Run Home Jack his name is Jim Mora, dude.
Pete Volk [8:04 PM]:
Evening, y’all. I have survived #goacc for another Saturday.
Ian Boyd [8:04 PM]:
@Ian Boyd The helmets tend to touch, being as large as they are
Ryan Nanni [8:03 PM]:
Some UCLA dude is definitely getting a stupid personal foul tonight.
Steven Godfrey [8:03 PM]:
Some sudden derpage on Missouri – First Mauk catches a snap he wasn’t expecting and the Tigers get called for holding, followed by a delay of game on Mauk.
Ian Boyd [8:03 PM]:
@Chris Barnewall Talking about the no-call? I think the helmet-to-helmet was incidental
Chris Barnewall [8:03 PM]:
HE JUST TOSSED HIM LIKE A RAGDOLL
KeenanAllenFett [8:03 PM]:
piledriver alert!
Chris Barnewall [8:02 PM]:
Good call by the refs there.
Ian Boyd [8:02 PM]:
Or do, what do I know
Spencer Hall [8:02 PM]:
Real thing Gus Johnson just said: “Blake Bell threw a sensational pass.”
Ian Boyd [8:01 PM]:
If you’re going to hit someone high in a way that could incur targeting, don’t say you put them to sleep afterwards
Mark Ennis [8:01 PM]:
After the game, NC State coach Dave Doeren told Jimbo Fisher, "Go win the whole thing." #fsu
— Ira Schoffel/TDO.com (@IraSchoffel) October 27, 2013
vidstudent [8:01 PM]:
That update at the top needs a like button.
Steven Godfrey [8:00 PM]:
Clowney’s been isolated, and Missouri has also run to his side. They ain’t care.
Jason Kirk [7:59 PM]:
Sure is a shame Georgia’s injuries caused Mike Davis to fumble.
Mark Ennis [7:59 PM]:
Some guys looking at porn on his kindle fire is gonna hit that mayday button at a very inopportune time.
Nam Le [7:59 PM]:
@Chris Barnewall these green ones are DOPE though.
KeenanAllenFett [7:58 PM]:
i mean, at least make me think about not gambling
KeenanAllenFett [7:58 PM]:
the over/under on Briles/frontbutt was 66.
Chris Barnewall [7:58 PM]:
Every time I see Oregon they’re wearing different uni’s it’s kind of of weird, yet incredible.
Ian Boyd [7:57 PM]:
Nor does his OL
Clay Wendler [7:57 PM]:

Ian Boyd [7:57 PM]:
Hundley has no idea what’s going on right now
ajkst1 [7:57 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Sensorship is when
Ian Boyd [7:56 PM]:
That Oregon TD revealed that if you’re going to load up the middle you’d better have LB’s ready to run on outside zone
Steven Godfrey [7:56 PM]:
Davis fumbles on 3rd and 2, Missouri recovers. DL Markus Golden stripped Davis.
groggydog [7:56 PM]:
38 straight games with a turnover!
Ryan Nanni [7:55 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Sensorship is when you drive a boat with your eyes closed.
Ian Boyd [7:55 PM]:
That UCLA return is coming way back
Mark Ennis [7:55 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman sensorship is when you write using only your senses.
Jason Kirk [7:55 PM]:
Just for your records: 
ajkst1 [7:54 PM]:
@Chris Barnewall If you’re looking for teams Alabama’s seniors are 4-0 against, SC and A&M are out (didn’t play them 4 times).
Steven Godfrey [7:54 PM]:
THERE’S the deep ball. Thompson hits Byrd for 26 yards. Only took 10 tries!
Chris Barnewall [7:53 PM]:
@ajkst1 Oh and A&M, yeesh. I had to think about this too much. Alabama ’s been way too good.
Rodger Sherman [7:53 PM]:
SENSORSHIP, FOX NEWS WAS REPLACED BY SPORTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PROGRAM. CHECK YOUR LOCAL TV STATION.
— Johnny A (@JohnAlbora) October 26, 2013
ajkst1 [7:52 PM]:
And South Carolina.
Mark Ennis [7:52 PM]:
PAUL PETRINO WILL FIGHT YOUR ASS
Ole Miss 14, Idaho 0 (8:32 1Q). The Vandals are every bit as bad as you imagined, and possibly worse.
— Hugh Kellenberger (@HKellenbergerCL) October 26, 2013
Ian Boyd [7:52 PM]:
@Chris Barnewall That’s a crazy perspective on Saban-ball’s dominance
Ryan Nanni [7:52 PM]:
You didn’t trail for a whole quarter, UCLA, and that’s worth three fun size Snickers.
groggydog [7:51 PM]:
@Chris Barnewall And Auburn.
Chris Barnewall [7:50 PM]:
@Ian Boyd Everybody except LSU right?
Steven Godfrey [7:50 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Shit, I got wine drunk with Kix Brooks two months ago. #NASHVILLE
Shoopmonster [7:50 PM]:
This is weird with the giant Fox News revolving box in the corner.
Mark Ennis [7:50 PM]:
Just want to reiterate that Ronnie Dunn from Brooks and Dunn favorited both of my garth brooks Big 12 ref jokes today.
Steven Godfrey [7:50 PM]:
7-0 Missouri at the end of the 1st. USC is facing a 3rd and 1 when play resumes and I’m predicting four verts with the RB out on a wheel
Jason Kirk [7:49 PM]:
@Ian Boyd Georgia State, for one.
Ian Boyd [7:49 PM]:
Or better, how many teams are they 4-0 against?
Ian Boyd [7:49 PM]:
How many teams is this Alabama senior class undefeated against?
Oh No Romo [7:48 PM]:
Mettenberger to Odell Beckham in double coverage, touchdown LSU. They lead 20-10 now.
Mark Ennis [7:48 PM]:
7 years in a row for Alabama "red team" and I'm 4-0 against Tennessee!!!!!
— CJ Mosley (@TreyDeuce32RTR) October 26, 2013
Connor Tapp [7:47 PM]:
IMO, Maty Mauk just drew up some of those plays in the dirt on that touchdown drive.
Steven Godfrey [7:47 PM]:
The hard hitting, defensive minded Missouri Tigers
Moody88 [7:46 PM]:
Mariota is about to go off
groggydog [7:46 PM]:
@Clay Wendler That was quick. Nice.
Ryan Nanni [7:46 PM]:
Down 11 in the 4th and Kliff’s hair ain’t even mussed. That’s good product.
Shoopmonster [7:46 PM]:
Look at the big balls on Texas Tech
Jason Kirk [7:46 PM]:
Gus Johnson just shouted KLIFF KINGSBURY ICE WATER IN HIS VEINS on Fox News.
Spencer Hall [7:46 PM]:
Texas Tech just hit a 4th and 2 on an insane moonball thrown in the face of a blitz
Clay Wendler [7:45 PM]:

Spencer Hall [7:45 PM]:
@Chris Barnewall kinda? Not even really sure.
Ian Boyd [7:45 PM]:
Good job by Allioti getting a fire zone called in on short notice, blew up that run call
Chris Barnewall [7:44 PM]:
@Spencer Hall You mean in a so bad he’s good sort of way?
Ian Boyd [7:44 PM]:
Woah, UCLA going for it on 4th and 2
Steven Godfrey [7:44 PM]:
Touchdown, Mizzou, Clowney was the third of three missed tackles there
Spencer Hall [7:44 PM]:
Does it make sense if I say that I enjoy how bad Matt Millen is at his job? Which makes him kind of good?
Mark Ennis [7:43 PM]:
If you love determined passes to the flats, this Oregon/UCLA game is for you.
Ian Boyd [7:43 PM]:
Duck safety Patterson just made an awesome play
Ryan Nanni [7:42 PM]:
Mauk is clearly flustered. Florida’s cotton candy defense didn’t prepa(vomits)
Steven Godfrey [7:41 PM]:
Jordan Diggs hit Mauk on the scramble and you could see him mindfully going lower than he should have, landing just above his knees. Good rules these targeting rules.
Patrick Vint [7:41 PM]:
Maty Mauk, gunslingin’
groggydog [7:41 PM]:
MATY RIVERBOAT GAMBLER MAUK
Jason Kirk [7:41 PM]:
Maty Mauk just pitched like 18 yards. Who needs the World Series!!!!!!!!
Spencer Hall [7:41 PM]:
Mizzou coaches all their QBs to come out of the snap so flat-footed. I have no idea why.
Ian Boyd [7:40 PM]:
That was a good tackle though
Steven Godfrey [7:39 PM]:
Mauck’s first completion of the night is a 32 yarder to Lucas.
Ryan Nanni [7:39 PM]:
Well it’s not Maty Mauk’s fault if the defender can’t make a catch that hits him in the hands.
Ian Boyd [7:39 PM]:
Technically, that should free up their defensive backfield to run that stuff down, contain it
Ian Boyd [7:39 PM]:
Despite loading up the middle with their 3-4 DL, UCLA struggling to keep Ducks from taking the edge
Mark Ennis [7:38 PM]:
It’s like Fox isn’t even trying.
#9 Clemson takes care of Maryland on the road, 19-9. Sammy Watkins finishes with 10 catches for 127 yds.
— FOX College Football (@CFBONFOX) October 26, 2013
Mark Ennis [7:37 PM]:
@Ian Boyd Loooooool
Oh No Romo [7:37 PM]:
Just think of how many OU and Texas Tech fans will be treated to Newsmax and Cash 4 Gold ads.
Jason Kirk [7:37 PM]:
@Ian Boyd lol
Ian Boyd [7:36 PM]:
“A Paladin is a gas lamp you use on camping trips” -Bud Elliot, probably
Ryan Nanni [7:36 PM]:
| 4th | 11:04 |
| BOB STOOPS MEMORIAL OLIVE GARDEN | 35 |
| TEXAS TECH | 24 |
Patrick Vint [7:36 PM]:
#CollegeKickers
Luke Zimmermann [7:36 PM]:
I came for Huckabee’s bass.
Mark Ennis [7:36 PM]:
I’ve never seen a field goal attempt where the ball was spinning sideways but that’s what South Carolina just did.
Steven Godfrey [7:36 PM]:
South Carolina misses a FG, and we’re still scoreless after the first substantial drive of the night
Jason Kirk [7:35 PM]:
Gus Johnson just dropped a WOOO that surpassed Ric Flair and entered Pusha T territory.
Steven Godfrey [7:35 PM]:
South Carolina seems desperate to get a deep passing going and they don’t really, really need it
Oh No Romo [7:35 PM]:
LSU took back the lead. It’s now 13-10
Jason Kirk [7:34 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Probably a tiger.
Steven Godfrey [7:34 PM]:
Thompson’s passing has been vintage benchable Spurrier
Chris Barnewall [7:33 PM]:
It’s that thing from World of Warcraft right? I always thought it was weird for a school to name their mascot after a video game.
Rodger Sherman [7:33 PM]:
What do you think a Paladin is? I could look it up, I want to hear your answers.
Jason Kirk [7:32 PM]:
Missouri’s defensive line is the best argument for burnt ends I’ve ever seen.
Mr. Owl [7:32 PM]:
I TUNED IN TO FOX NEWS TO WATCH HEARTLAND WITH JOHN KASICH WHY IS THERE FOOT BALL ON MY TV
Chris Barnewall [7:32 PM]:
Was I the only one that thought Furman could beat LSU today?
Oh No Romo [7:31 PM]:
Geaux #Furman? #Paladins take a 10-7 lead at #LSU
— Mark Schlabach (@Mark_Schlabach) October 26, 2013
Jason Kirk [7:31 PM]:
Reminder: Texas Tech-Oklahoma is going to Fox News now.
Clay Wendler [7:30 PM]:

Steven Godfrey [7:29 PM]:
Man, Spurrier’s in like a Patagonia fleece. You know he’s happy to be here.
Ryan Nanni [7:28 PM]:
Steve Spurrier is so brave to wear a pullover that’s the same color as his cheeks.
Mr. Owl [7:28 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey But they are the Best Fans in Baseball.™
groggydog [7:27 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey That would be annoying even if we WEREN’T playing a team who has red as a main color.
Clay Wendler [7:27 PM]:

wahoocrew [7:27 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Of course teh Pac-12 has robot refs
Ryan Nanni [7:27 PM]:
The ref either said cut the green wire or DON’T cut the green wire.
Steven Godfrey [7:26 PM]:
Seriously, there’s a substantial number of Mizzou fans dressed completely in Cardinals red. And Bill C isn’t happy.
Steven Godfrey [7:26 PM]:
Dots of Cardinals red all throughout the home section of Faurot. If the ’tron carried the World Series game, this sky would rain Busch.
Spencer Hall [7:26 PM]:
That’s not his mike. That Oregon ref’s voice sounds like that all the time.
Ian Boyd [7:26 PM]:
Reese apparently just scored a 62 yard TD for the most explosive offense in the modern era of football
Shoopmonster [7:25 PM]:
Good Ol’ JR on the Oklahoma sideline in a cowboy hat
mattbednar [7:25 PM]:
Kirk Ferentz is the new head coach of UCLA, apparently.
Steven Godfrey [7:24 PM]:
UCLA’s fault for ever believing it was a punt
Spencer Hall [7:24 PM]:
@Oh No Romo lil bit
Rodger Sherman [7:24 PM]:
EXTREMELY successful fake punt oregon
Ian Boyd [7:24 PM]:
That was one of the most wildly successful fake punts I’ve ever seen
Oh No Romo [7:24 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Any head bobbing along with the singing?
Ian Boyd [7:23 PM]:
Heavy 3 man front clogging the middle
Spencer Hall [7:23 PM]:
IMPORTANT: I was sitting next to Matt Millen at one point last weekend at Ole Miss. He was singing along to “Whip It” by Devo.
Ian Boyd [7:23 PM]:
UCLA’s copying Stanford’s strategy for handling the Ducks
Rodger Sherman [7:23 PM]:
OKLAHOMA SCORES and we’ve got a non-Red River related shootout
Steven Godfrey [7:22 PM]:
And as soon as I said that, he jumps WAY offsides
Steven Godfrey [7:22 PM]:
That overrated, lazy showboat Finebaum was talking about has his first tackle of the night.
Jason Kirk [7:21 PM]:
SEEN A DAT
joshvc [7:20 PM]:
Thompson is looking about as bad as he looked at UCF in the first half. Not sure Missouri will let them hang around to get him warmed up like UCF did.
Ian Boyd [7:20 PM]:
Helps to have Yeti hands to grip the ball in this game
Ian Boyd [7:19 PM]:
Bell just made a phenomenal play out of the pocket
LA Champ [7:19 PM]:
UCLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ian Boyd [7:19 PM]:
The OU game is being played in a monsoon
Steven Godfrey [7:18 PM]:
3 and out after 3 incompletions for Thompson. South Carolina, with the league-leader in rushing, seems afraid to rush on Missouri.
Mark Ennis [7:18 PM]:
get it, oregon trails…
Mark Ennis [7:18 PM]:
Oregon trails for the first time this year.
Jason Kirk [7:17 PM]:
| 1 | 11:58 |
| UCLA | 7 |
| Oregon | cain’t play a sec sched-ule |
Ryan Nanni [7:17 PM]:
| 1st | 11:58 |
| UCLA | 7 |
| WHERE ARE YOU RICH BROOKS | 0 |
Jason Kirk [7:17 PM]:
OREGON IS LOSING
Mark Ennis [7:17 PM]:
Kliff Kingsbury is going with the towel draped over his shoulders. Where have I seen that before? … pic.twitter.com/XD0HCuOY1x
— Smart Football (@smartfootball) October 26, 2013
Steven Godfrey [7:16 PM]:
Pass pro has looked good for both USC and Mizzou. The pass-pass not as much
Dewane Zebra [7:16 PM]:
Kingsbury’s gone CFL in Norman, and it is beautiful.
Ian Boyd [7:16 PM]:
@Mark Ennis For Saban to overhaul Texas would be exhausting. Very many things are different in Austin than Tuscaloosa
Mr. Owl [7:16 PM]:
What a drive by Texas Tech.
Ian Boyd [7:15 PM]:
Looks like we’re switching to Oregon
Steven Godfrey [7:15 PM]:
FURMAN LEADS LSU****
Jason Kirk [7:15 PM]:
Mark Ennis [7:15 PM]:
Saban reiterates that he's "too damn old" to start over at another program.
— Andrew Gribble (@Andrew_Gribble) October 26, 2013
Steven Godfrey [7:14 PM]:
Kelcy Quarles hobbled off the field after that drive.
Ryan Nanni [7:14 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Rubenstein is less than pleased.
Ian Boyd [7:14 PM]:
Tech just recovered an onside kick down 21-17. 3 mins left in 3rd Quarter
Dewane Zebra [7:14 PM]:
Kingsbury in the huddle always looks like a white rapper who’s about to drop a verse out of nowhere.
Jason Kirk [7:14 PM]:
ESPN still showing a game involving Maryland instead of UCLA-Oregon.
Steven Godfrey [7:13 PM]:
Ah, ball was tipped first…
Spencer Hall [7:13 PM]:
Plinko is a game quarterbacks always lose, man.
Jason Kirk [7:13 PM]:
MAUKCEPTION
Steven Godfrey [7:13 PM]:
Well that’s odd. Maty is picked on a deflection off a Missouri WR
Ian Boyd [7:13 PM]:
With Kiko Alonso and Clay gone
Peter Berkes [7:13 PM]:
Kliff Kingsbury is here to throw the dice and look handsome
Ian Boyd [7:12 PM]:
Since I covered the Duck D this summer I’m looking to see how they’re doing at linebacker
Oh No Romo [7:12 PM]:
Mettenberger pick six alert!
Ian Boyd [7:12 PM]:
@LesMilesEatsGrass That’s my fear. This is my first time watching Oregon live this year
Steven Godfrey [7:12 PM]:
Nice protection from Missouri’s OL there.
Jason Kirk [7:12 PM]:
Mr. Owl [7:11 PM]:
By the time ESPN cuts to the Oregon game, the Ducks will have already scored.
groggydog [7:11 PM]:
@Spencer Hall That’s his secret. He’s always angry.
Steven Godfrey [7:10 PM]:
There’s a video package to welcome “YOUR MISSOURI DEFENSE” to the field, along with a massive roar from the crowd. The hell?
Mark Ennis [7:10 PM]:
year
Mark Ennis [7:10 PM]:
WVU’s bowl streak almost certain to end this yeaer.
Ian Boyd [7:10 PM]:
For Texas that’s partly because they had a tough non-conference slate. Also because they aren’t that great
Spencer Hall [7:10 PM]:
Michael Sam is an extremely angry person for Mizzou.
Ian Boyd [7:09 PM]:
@Mark Ennis That’s nuts.
Mark Ennis [7:09 PM]:
#CantPredictBall
So Duke, Minnesota & Tulane are all bowl eligible before Nebraska, Texas, Florida, Georgia & USC
— Brett McMurphy (@McMurphyESPN) October 26, 2013
Ian Boyd [7:09 PM]:
Enjoying some home field advantage now
Ryan Nanni [7:09 PM]:
2nd and 28 for Texas Tech. LET’S GET VERTICAL.
Rodger Sherman [7:09 PM]:
footballs can be slippery. loss of 19 for Texas Tech
Ian Boyd [7:09 PM]:
OU mixing in more Cover-2 now
LA Champ [7:07 PM]:
@vidstudent not just you…FSU, Clemson are for real….UNC looked loaded with talent to me…
Steven Godfrey [7:06 PM]:
Missouri is loud and crowded. Good job Missouri.
vidstudent [7:06 PM]:
Is it just me, or is the ACC okay this year?
beckett929 [7:05 PM]:
Baylor didnt score on any of their first 3 plays.. SIM TO THE END KANSAS!
Ryan Nanni [7:04 PM]:
oh, and lest you forget: 
Jason Kirk [7:04 PM]:
Scott Coleman [7:04 PM]:
Looks packed at Faurot Field.
mattbednar [7:02 PM]:
Mizzou’s unis are bueno.
Spencer Hall [7:02 PM]:
Baylor/Kansas is getting underway, if you would like to see the last moments of Kansas being tied with Baylor.
Ryan Nanni [7:01 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Brill, Brille, and Breyll.
Steven Godfrey [7:01 PM]:
Mizzou’s hype video uses the HBO Hard Knocks music. Apparently this J-School don’t teach nothin’ bout no rights fees
BullManUGA [7:01 PM]:
That VT-Duke game makes me feel less bad about UGA’s crappiness this year.
Spencer Hall [7:00 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Tyl3r, Calebb, and J0rdan
Jason Kirk [7:00 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Jaden, Haden, Aden, and Greg
Jason Kirk [6:59 PM]:
Spencer Hall [6:58 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Austyn
Jason Kirk [6:58 PM]:
@Run Home Jack Twent
Steven Godfrey [6:58 PM]:
Hey, Tulane has six wins. Wonder if they send a severed head to Ed Orgeron (Ole Miss jokez)
Ian Boyd [6:57 PM]:
Bob Stoops is in disbelief over that TD
Ryan Nanni [6:56 PM]:
@Jason Kirk all of those dudes are named jaysom.
Peter Berkes [6:56 PM]:
BUFFALO IS BOWL ELIGIBLE, FRIENDS
Jason Kirk [6:56 PM]:

Ian Boyd [6:56 PM]:
OU leaves their corners on islands a lot. Amazing the success they’ve had doing that in the B12 this year
Steven Godfrey [6:55 PM]:
GOOD EVENING and I’d like to point out that I’ve smoked cigarettes with David Cutcliffe on multiple ocassions.
Ian Boyd [6:55 PM]:
This Tech-OU game looks like it’s coming alive
Spencer Hall [6:54 PM]:
Cutcliffe’s getting emotional. I’m gonna fire up a Marlboro in his honor and I don’t even smoke.
Ian Boyd [6:53 PM]:
Oh wait, I’ll just check out SB Nation’s up to the minute scoreboard ;)
Mark Ennis [6:53 PM]:
Cutcliffe is amazing.
Ian Boyd [6:53 PM]:
I’ve been in Detroit all day, what’s been going on?
KeenanAllenFett [6:52 PM]:
TTU-Oklahoma is mute theatre only
Ian Boyd [6:52 PM]:
What is that on the Maryland players’ heads?
Scott Coleman [6:51 PM]:
Man, what another run by Duke.
Jason Kirk [6:50 PM]:
Ryan Nanni [6:50 PM]:
You better be pumped for BOWL ELIGIBLE TULANE, suckers.
Mark Ennis [6:49 PM]:
You are looking live at…uh…SB Nation Live…
Rodger Sherman [6:48 PM]:
WE ARE SOMETHING SOME
Scott Coleman [6:46 PM]:
YOU ARE LOOKING LIVE AT #goacc

























