boy for being so much bigger and faster and stronger than the rest of the country, these SEC defenders sure get hurt alot when offenses turn up the heat

Rush Roberts [12:17 AM]:

Don’t just fall on it; try to pick up and score!

Jason Kirk [12:16 AM]:

TCU has somehow been one play away from both UPSET ALERT and THIS GAME’S OVER for like the entire night.

eightyseven [12:15 AM]:

whoa

beckett929 [12:14 AM]:

that was slick work by Pettis

Megatongue [12:14 AM]:

@ajkst1 WOW

ajkst1 [12:13 AM]:

Pettis wins with an armbar.

Jason Kirk [12:08 AM]:

Clemson fans chant 'A-C-C!'

by Jason Kirk, SBNation.com

Clemson just became the first non-SEC team to ever beat two straight top-10 SEC opponents. #goacc

beckett929 [12:07 AM]:

@Crocshots 100% agree.. single coolest thing ever in the sport

Megatongue [12:06 AM]:

@beckett929 Ive got it on. still the kick off the cage is the most insane thing i’ve ever seen

Mark Sandritter [12:04 AM]:

Kasen Williams doing Kasen Williams things in Seattle

clifff [12:03 AM]:

@Jason Kirk

beckett929 [12:03 AM]:

just to add to the crazy, theres about to be a GREAT UFC fight.. Pettis/Henderson starting in about 90 seconds

Jordan Sargent [12:03 AM]:

is this the most purple football game in history?

Addison Ryan [12:03 AM]:

30:24 13:04 left

Addison Ryan [12:02 AM]:

Got a Ballgame in Dallas!

Jordan Sargent [12:02 AM]:

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Mike.Cranford [12:01 AM]:

and LSU fumbles on the 7

Addison Ryan [12:01 AM]:

FUMBLE! TCU ball inside the 10

Jordan Sargent [12:00 AM]:

SOMERSAULT TD

Jason Kirk [12:00 AM]:

TOLD YA! Frogs now have the ball inside the 10 after a LSU fumble.

Jordan Sargent [12:00 AM]:

there was just an incredibly bizarre TD in the cal game

eightyseven [12:00 AM]:

@Jason Kirk puppy wuppy not enjoying that at all

Jason Kirk [11:59 PM]:

@clifff I’d ride with LSU-TCU … 30-17, Frogs could get ball in good field position.

Mirabeau Lamar [11:59 PM]:

Well, Milk Steak, at least it gives a measure of respect to the Terps.

Jordan Sargent [11:59 PM]:

that’s the second most disturbing gif i’ve ever seen after anything involving kevin ware

Addison Ryan [11:59 PM]:

Football’s over, back to the Manziel show…

clifff [11:58 PM]:

best thing to watch now: washington/boise state?

Megatongue [11:58 PM]:

Henderson-Pettis about to start

Ricky O’Donnell [11:58 PM]:

that just looks so cruel

Jason Kirk [11:58 PM]:

eightyseven [11:58 PM]:

They did not play DJ Khaled crying

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [11:57 PM]:

I know it’s true but Herby and Brent treating the idea of Maryland being an important game hurst a little. I didn’t think it could

Addison Ryan [11:56 PM]:

Best day for Clemson in quite a while, no? Gameday, top-10 matchup, huge win, storm the field

Mike.Cranford [11:56 PM]:

over/under on UGA fans calling for Richt’s heafd?

eightyseven [11:55 PM]:

ESPN best audio team ever

clifff [11:55 PM]:

man, death valley is going NUTS

Mike.Cranford [11:55 PM]:

@Jason Kirk the only place that matters, not first

Ben Raphel [11:55 PM]:

so who is coaching mississippi state next season: Petrino or The Chad?

ajkst1 [11:54 PM]:

A field storming when you’re the #8 team? Ehhhhh….

Megatongue [11:54 PM]:

goddamnit, the field storming begins

Ricky O’Donnell [11:54 PM]:

ACC chant is amazing

Mark Ennis [11:53 PM]:

A-C-C chant breaking out in Death Valley.
— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) September 1, 2013

AloysiusEwing [11:53 PM]:

Great game, but I hate that clemson won, in part, due to a (smart) penalty that could ve hurt someone. om

Jason Kirk [11:53 PM]:

Where we ranking Clemson after this?

Jordan Sargent [11:53 PM]:

4th and Goal at CLEM 2 Team rush for a loss of 6 yards to the Clem 8.

DougieNix [11:52 PM]:

*Boykin

Jason Kirk [11:52 PM]:

Clemson recovers the onside kick. That’ll do ’er.

DougieNix [11:52 PM]:

What a throw from Trevone Boyking

eightyseven [11:52 PM]:

@Addison Ryan In Ron I trust.

Addison Ryan [11:52 PM]:

Best game of the weekend so far?

ajkst1 [11:52 PM]:

@ben_in_dc Also a strong dismissive wanking motion

Ricky O’Donnell [11:51 PM]:

really unfair to all of us personally that this game has to end

Mark Ennis [11:51 PM]:

Clemson super simmed its defense for that entire drive.

Addison Ryan [11:51 PM]:

@eightyseven I’m afraid you didn’t hear me. I didn’t say, give me a lot of alcohol…

ajkst1 [11:51 PM]:

And there’s the over.

Jason Kirk [11:50 PM]:

One minute to go.

Jason Kirk [11:50 PM]:

Clemson 38, Georgia soon-to-be 35.

Ben Raphel [11:50 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell a loud FART NOISE was heard while reading this: http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/9621136/texas-aggies-qb-johnny-manziel-learn-unselfishness

Mark Ennis [11:50 PM]:

UGA just jogging down the field.

Megatongue [11:50 PM]:

#FollowAdam_Jacobi RT @PeterNickeas: Naked guy puts buttocks through windshield, tasered by police after they find him sitting in a puddle.
— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) September 1, 2013

eightyseven [11:50 PM]:

I want all the alcohol you have.

Jordan Sargent [11:49 PM]:

well that botched snap on the FG from inside the 10 yard line by georgia is looming prrrrretty large right now

Mike.Cranford [11:48 PM]:

@mark ennis not ’Bama-TAMU?

Megatongue [11:48 PM]:

Maryland makes Clemson Fans nervous. #B1G

ajkst1 [11:48 PM]:

The games that make Clemson fans nervous: POTENTIAL CLEMSONINGS

Mark Ennis [11:47 PM]:

Petrino referred to Stoops as "that coach" and UK as "that team" for the whole press conference.
— Thomas Beisner (@thomasbeisner) September 1, 2013

Mark Ennis [11:46 PM]:

LSU/Alabama probably the game of the year again.

ajkst1 [11:45 PM]:

LSU again. 30-17

Megatongue [11:45 PM]:

Step one - Get cripplingly drunk RT @cuppycup: Teach me how to root for LSU here.
— The Cup (@RedCupRebellion) September 1, 2013

Addison Ryan [11:44 PM]:

LSU Scores

Jordan Sargent [11:44 PM]:

chad morris is a madman

Mark Ennis [11:44 PM]:

Enormous play by Tajh Boyd to get the first down. Wow.

Jason Kirk [11:44 PM]:

Ricky O’Donnell [11:43 PM]:

I just felt like watching that again, sorry

Ricky O’Donnell [11:43 PM]:

Addison Ryan [11:43 PM]:

LSU about to score… maybe

Mark Ennis [11:42 PM]:

I bet Aaron Hernandez is bummed he's missing this Georgia/Clemson shootout.
— Play 60 Kid (@NatePlay60) September 1, 2013

Mark Ennis [11:42 PM]:

I’m about to listen to the Kentucky postgame call in show. Pants off, probably.

beckett929 [11:40 PM]:

@Cory Williams aint over yet! dont forget, Gus is calling the Wash/Boise game

Cory Williams [11:39 PM]:

quite the day in sportsball!

Mike.Cranford [11:39 PM]:

almost had a safety too

Jason Kirk [11:39 PM]:

Need whiskey
— DrB (@ShakinSouthland) September 1, 2013

Jordan Sargent [11:37 PM]:

oh my god they almost had that TD

Mark Ennis [11:37 PM]:

I don’t understand what I just saw.

Ricky O’Donnell [11:37 PM]:

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

Jordan Sargent [11:36 PM]:

PUNTING?

hwsnd [11:36 PM]:

@Crocshots To be fair, this: http://highschool.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1182411

Ricky O’Donnell [11:36 PM]:

all that grade school teasing about his last name is finally paying off

beckett929 [11:35 PM]:

way to Reggie Ball that last one there Wyoming

Megatongue [11:35 PM]:

HAHAHAHHAHA “GO DEEEEEEP” /throws it 30 yards short and out of bounds

Addison Ryan [11:34 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell Has he been stopped once this game? Seems he breaks 5 tackles every run

Mark Ennis [11:34 PM]:

Clemson looks like they’re trying to tackle a horse running full speed.

Jason Kirk [11:34 PM]:

Nebraska beats Wyoming. Lucky Wyoming isn’t FCS, though.

Ricky O’Donnell [11:33 PM]:

Gurley is a damn monster.

Addison Ryan [11:32 PM]:

I NEED MORE TVS! I CAN’T DO THIS WITH ONLY ONE TV!

Megatongue [11:31 PM]:

WYO? WYO

Mark Ennis [11:31 PM]:

Cuts the LSU lead to 23-17

Jason Kirk [11:31 PM]:

Boykin takes over at QB for TCU and the Horned Frogs produce a 77-yard TD drive. 23-17 LSU.
— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) September 1, 2013

Mark Ennis [11:31 PM]:

TCU hasn’t quit.

Chris Haines [11:30 PM]:

Clemson is very vigilant of white lines owing to their mascot
— Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) September 1, 2013

Jason Kirk [11:29 PM]:

ssh08 [11:28 PM]:

that’s a TD

Jason Kirk [11:28 PM]:

That’s a touchdown for Clemson. This will be overturned. Gonna be 38-28.

Mark Ennis [11:28 PM]:

Yeah that’s a touchdown for Clemson

Pete Volk [11:28 PM]:

Verrrrry much looked like Seckinger stayed in bounds there. Should be touchdown Clemson, and a big one at that.

Addison Ryan [11:28 PM]:

TOUCHDOWN

Addison Ryan [11:28 PM]:

HES IN

ajkst1 [11:27 PM]:

Wyoming gets the ball with ~1:05 left. One timeout.

Megatongue [11:27 PM]:

THA FUQ Huskers

Scott Coleman [11:27 PM]:

TURN ON BIG TEN NETWORK

Ricky O’Donnell [11:27 PM]:

Tony Romo gonna start his own Eastern Illinois Reddit thread

Pete Volk [11:27 PM]:

@Jason Kirk #B1G

Chris Haines [11:26 PM]:

Bailed. Out. By that penalty.

Jason Kirk [11:26 PM]:

Up three on Wyoming with a minute to go, Nebraska runner GOES OUT OF BOUNDS

Megatongue [11:26 PM]:

@beckett929 I like this. Bert Does not.

Addison Ryan [11:26 PM]:

The FCS Uprising continues

We don't have a game thread, but SDSU is losing to FCS E Illinois 40-19 with less than 5m in the 4th. #FearTheFCS
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) September 1, 2013

Pete Volk [11:25 PM]:

That’s a big run for Clemson

beckett929 [11:25 PM]:

wanna stop defenses from faking injuries – anyone that has to come off has to sit the rest of a series — that simple

Addison Ryan [11:25 PM]:

BEAUTIFUL spin move

Mark Ennis [11:25 PM]:

Clemson spin move!

ajkst1 [11:25 PM]:

Washington leads 10-3 at the half.

Megatongue [11:24 PM]:

@Addison Ryan only up 3 to wyoming

Scott Coleman [11:24 PM]:

Nebraska is up 37-34 on Wyoming with < 2 minutes left

hwsnd [11:24 PM]:

https://t.co/7h8HhUsdus

Jason Kirk [11:24 PM]:

@rayrayrayrayrayrayrayray me too

Jordan Sargent [11:23 PM]:

i’ve decided that i like georgia’s new number font

Mark Ennis [11:23 PM]:

Another first down run for Clemson right up the gut. Clemson asserting itself up front.

Jason Kirk [11:23 PM]:

This whole Georgia-Clemson game, I’ve thought, it’s awesome that somebody’s gonna win this. Wish we had more games like this in Week 1.

Mark Ennis [11:23 PM]:

LSU’s killer TD run

ssh08 [11:22 PM]:

does every clemson skill player have dreads?

Mark Ennis [11:22 PM]:

Clemson just ran it three straight times right up the middle for a first down.

Addison Ryan [11:22 PM]:

@Crocshots Explain

Megatongue [11:22 PM]:

Jesus christ Nebraska

Addison Ryan [11:20 PM]:

Someone please gif that…

Jason Kirk [11:20 PM]:

LSU breaking away from TCU?

Mark Ennis [11:20 PM]:

Meanwhile, LSU just ripped off a 55 yard TD run to take a 23-10 lead.

ajkst1 [11:20 PM]:

Magee goes 55 yards for the TD. LSU leads 22-10.

Mark Ennis [11:19 PM]:

That’s an enormous drop by Bryant. Oof.

Addison Ryan [11:18 PM]:

ooooooohh you have got to catch that…

beckett929 [11:17 PM]:

#Big12DumpsterFireWeekend

Jason Kirk [11:17 PM]:

Y’all think it’s the FBS playoff that’s given the FCS its new power?

Ricky O’Donnell [11:17 PM]:

Someone put a dunce cap on the state of Iowa plz

Pete Volk [11:16 PM]:

BAN THE FCS

clifff [11:16 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell THIS

Pete Volk [11:16 PM]:

Pitbull is the great american novel

Oh No Romo [11:16 PM]:

It’s final, UNI beats Iowa State 28-20

Ricky O’Donnell [11:16 PM]:

This new pitbull dr. pepper commercial is the great american novel

Oh No Romo [11:15 PM]:

Pass is short on 4th down and UNI has the ball with 27 seconds left.

Oh No Romo [11:14 PM]:

Fumble, but Iowa State recovers. Time is ticking, minute to go.

Chris Haines [11:14 PM]:

Ahahaha that Petrino picture.

Jordan Sargent [11:13 PM]:

georgia’s left tackle is… not good

Oh No Romo [11:12 PM]:

Unfortunately they have to go 99 yards and have 1 timeout.

Mark Ennis [11:12 PM]:

That picture courtesy of Louisville Sports Live.

Oh No Romo [11:12 PM]:

Oh! UNI fumbles and Iowa State gets the ball back with 1:44 left.

Mark Ennis [11:12 PM]:

Oh No Romo [11:10 PM]:

@Mark Ennis And they might score once more.

polarscribe [11:10 PM]:

Eastern Illinois is beating San Diego State.

Mark Ennis [11:09 PM]:

Northern Iowa leads Iowa State 28-20 in the fourth

Mark Ennis [11:09 PM]:

The FCS uprising continues

Jason Kirk [11:06 PM]:

@Addison Ryan A HA HA HA HA HA

Brian Floyd [11:06 PM]:

BEKLEY SWAG

Brian Floyd [11:06 PM]:

Someone is smoking pot either in or just beneath the press box. So if my tweets seem a bit off ...
— Teddy Greenstein (@TeddyGreenstein) September 1, 2013

Addison Ryan [11:05 PM]:

#yahtzee is now trending in #Louisville http://t.co/yXWKC8Zymk
— Trendsmap Louisville (@TMLouisville) September 1, 2013

Jason Kirk [11:05 PM]:

Aaaand Bob Davie and New Mexico have lost to Larry Coker and FBS transitional UTSA, 21-13.
— Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) September 1, 2013

ni3t [11:04 PM]:

That’s what we call a “smart foul” in the hoppy ball world

AloysiusEwing [11:03 PM]:

Personal foul penalty just kept 7 points off the board for Clemson after the botched FG attempt

Pete Volk [11:03 PM]:

Mark Richt has lost control of that snap

Ricky O’Donnell [11:03 PM]:

Gurley poppin’ off helmets like it’s nothing

Jordan Sargent [11:03 PM]:

oh for christ’s sake

Mark Ennis [11:03 PM]:

Well that’s not how you kick a FG.

ssh08 [11:03 PM]:

LOL JAWJA

Addison Ryan [11:03 PM]:

Did Georgia just Clemson?

Jason Kirk [11:03 PM]:

Field goal snap bobbled. FIRE MIKE BOBO

Ricky O’Donnell [11:02 PM]:

AloysiusEwing [11:02 PM]:

5 yard penalty that looks like it saved a TD, clearly the horse collar tackle is the right move there, which is a problem

Jordan Sargent [11:02 PM]:

mike bobo’s playcalling was almost TOO creative there

AloysiusEwing [11:01 PM]:

An intentional horse collar like that should really be an ejection

Chris Haines [10:59 PM]:

That was some sweet after the catch action.

eightyseven [10:59 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell I’m way too impressed at the lack of pit stains on this guy

Mark Ennis [10:59 PM]:

Lord the Clemson defense is terrible.

Jordan Sargent [10:59 PM]:

lsu helmet fan gif and ugga sleeping gif form a spectrum that contains the entire range of emotion

Ricky O’Donnell [10:58 PM]:

that dude just rolled out of a finance meeting

ajkst1 [10:57 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell OGRE LIVES.

Ricky O’Donnell [10:56 PM]:

clifff [10:56 PM]:

Ricky O’Donnell [10:55 PM]:

@rayrayrayrayrayrayrayray you can’t just waste your best material in here like that man

ajkst1 [10:55 PM]:

Rece Davis just said “Johnny Manziel came back and put his signature on the 2nd half of the Rice game.” TROLL HARDER RECE.

clifff [10:54 PM]:

@Addison Ryan HAIL

Jordan Sargent [10:54 PM]:

no field goals / no field goals / no field goals / no no no

Ricky O’Donnell [10:53 PM]:

ah, damn. well, that’s a picture of guy in the helmet screaming, via luke

Ricky O’Donnell [10:53 PM]:

pic.twitter.com/ADvAkY6x9y

Addison Ryan [10:52 PM]:

Confirmed

College GameDay is heading to Ann Arbor! pic.twitter.com/Zquaqo6QE8
— College GameDay (@CollegeGameDay) September 1, 2013

Mark Ennis [10:51 PM]:

Hahaha listen to les trying to explain…well pretty much anytyhing.

ajkst1 [10:51 PM]:

Someone please get a GIF of the guy in the helmet screaming

JHouse [10:51 PM]:

“My work is done.” —Loki

clifff [10:50 PM]:

@Crocshots office attire + helment = gameday lookbook

eightyseven [10:50 PM]:

les is bes

polarscribe [10:50 PM]:

Paul Petrino… is not.

Megatongue [10:50 PM]:

LSU FAN IN HELMET.GIF

Passive Voice [10:50 PM]:

infinite les’d

Addison Ryan [10:50 PM]:

What the hell did I just miss on ESPN?

Chris Haines [10:49 PM]:

LES IS JUST THE BEST

Mark Ennis [10:49 PM]:

Bobby Petrino is now 9-0 all time in season openers.

clifff [10:49 PM]:

any summary for what happened for those of us that flipped to ESPN after TCU was already off the field?

shephard [10:49 PM]:

“QUICK MAKE SURE THE CHEERLEADERS ARE BACK OUT THERE TOO”

polarscribe [10:49 PM]:

lolwut

Mike.Cranford [10:49 PM]:

this LSU – TCU game is getting interesting

Mark Ennis [10:48 PM]:

What in the sam hell is happening in this game?

clifff [10:48 PM]:

ahaha

Megatongue [10:48 PM]:

Oh, it’s a #B1G official crew, makes sense

Mirabeau Lamar [10:48 PM]:

Hmmm. Coming back out of the locker room.

Dan Burleson [10:48 PM]:

LES MILES RENDERS ALL OF YOUR TIMEKEEPING IRRELEVANT.

Chris Haines [10:48 PM]:

BEST GAME EVER

Ricky O’Donnell [10:48 PM]:

les miles is truly the gift that keeps giving

shephard [10:48 PM]:

I don’t understand.

Chris Haines [10:48 PM]:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Megatongue [10:48 PM]:

Wait, and now there’s 5 seconds left?

DougieNix [10:47 PM]:

Adventures in officiating

Chris Haines [10:47 PM]:

COME ON BACK TCU

Mirabeau Lamar [10:47 PM]:

Good half by TCU. Couple of mistakes, but playing tough with LSU.

JHouse [10:47 PM]:

What is happening?!?!

JHouse [10:47 PM]:

And then LSU squanders an easy 3 points!

Megatongue [10:47 PM]:

BAHAHAHHAHAHAA CLOCK RUNOFF AFTER A HELMET CAME OFF TAKES AWAY THEIR FIELD GOAL OPPORTUNITY

Mark Ennis [10:47 PM]:

UGA’s manly touchdown run

Clay Wendler [10:46 PM]:

polarscribe [10:46 PM]:

#LESMILESCLOCKMANAGEMENT

Mark Ennis [10:46 PM]:

Yes. Yes I am.

Mark Ennis [10:46 PM]:

Am I reading threads on a Kentucky message board right now?

Addison Ryan [10:46 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell Loudest thing I’ve ever heard.

Megatongue [10:45 PM]:

AND NOW A FALSE START HAHAH

Jordan Sargent [10:45 PM]:

god bless les miles

Addison Ryan [10:45 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell They did that at a game I went to a couple years ago against Purdue

Megatongue [10:45 PM]:

DELAY OF GAME OUT OF A TIMEOUT!!! OH MR. HAT

JHouse [10:44 PM]:

LSU clock management is back!

Chris Haines [10:44 PM]:

LES’d

Ricky O’Donnell [10:44 PM]:

the jet pack guy at the Michigan game seemed like he was having a good time: http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2013/8/31/4681490/michigan-wolverines-jet-pack-college-fooball

Chris Haines [10:44 PM]:

You guys, turn to ESPN, Les is having to make clock decisions.
— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) September 1, 2013

Mike Prada [10:43 PM]:

yeah ok fine i guess georgia can run again

Addison Ryan [10:43 PM]:

Chris Haines [10:43 PM]:

That helps too. Todd Gurley ’sposed to be hurt.

Dan Burleson [10:42 PM]:

Cal pulls a fake field goal for a touchdown! Sonny Dykes is already making them better.

Chris Haines [10:42 PM]:

Georgia is going to have to a lot of that right now. Get the ball out of Murray’s hands quickly and get the pocket moving.

Mark Ennis [10:42 PM]:

Well that was a manly touchdown run

Megatongue [10:42 PM]:

@Clay Wendler AWWWW Cutest death by heat exhaustion ever

polarscribe [10:42 PM]:

haha Cal fake FG on first drive for a TD

nick.batcha2 [10:41 PM]:

that dog is not making it thru the night

Jordan Sargent [10:41 PM]:

i’m in love with georgia’s fullback

DougieNix [10:41 PM]:

LSU looking like they’re about to score. Just got a PI call in the endzone

Clay Wendler [10:41 PM]:

Mirabeau Lamar [10:40 PM]:

“The Bobby Bowden’s coming in out in him right there.”

Jordan Sargent [10:40 PM]:

georgia’s best rush since gurley’s td

Ricky O’Donnell [10:40 PM]:

good lookin’ fake punt for UGA for a first down

Dan Burleson [10:40 PM]:

Mark Richt has lost control of his punter!

Mirabeau Lamar [10:40 PM]:

Don’t want start an expanson conversation, and I’m well aware of the TV markets, gentlemen’s agreement, etc., but by all rights Clemson should be in the SEC.

Mark Ennis [10:39 PM]:

Kentucky, down 35-26, bounces the PAT off the upright

Mike Prada [10:39 PM]:

why can’t georgia run the ball anymore?

Addison Ryan [10:39 PM]:

Didn’t get it!

Ricky O’Donnell [10:38 PM]:

Addison Ryan [10:38 PM]:

Uga*

Addison Ryan [10:37 PM]:

Poor ugga… He’s exhausted. Long day of being strangled by Herbie

JHouse [10:37 PM]:

It appears that Cam Cameron coached up, Zachenberger, y’all. LSU will be scary if they get their pass game rolling.

lougagliardi [10:36 PM]:

Finding a team to hate in the ACC is hard. They all play pretty well and I can’t help but root for them!

Scott Coleman [10:36 PM]:

All janitorial closets in Alabama have been put on notice

polarscribe [10:36 PM]:

Troy and UAB are in OT if you like drunk people in knife throwing competitions.
— Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) September 1, 2013

YogurtYard [10:35 PM]:

@beckett929 WSU outplayed Auburn tonight, this sucks

beckett929 [10:34 PM]:

where the fuck was Halliday throwing that!?

YogurtYard [10:34 PM]:

Everything is awful

clifff [10:33 PM]:

@ssh08 i think you mispelled dat

polarscribe [10:33 PM]:

Has Boise State ever had a kicker worth a pitcher of warm spit?

Mark Ennis [10:33 PM]:

ball

Jordan Sargent [10:33 PM]:

#theysupposedtobeSEC

Mark Ennis [10:33 PM]:

Boyd, he can throw the ba;;

DougieNix [10:33 PM]:

What a toss!

Mirabeau Lamar [10:33 PM]:

Tremendous game for Clemson. Go ACC.

Ricky O’Donnell [10:33 PM]:

this Boyd guy might have a future

ssh08 [10:32 PM]:

THAT THROW DOE

Addison Ryan [10:32 PM]:

That was awfully pretty

beckett929 [10:32 PM]:

Tahj Boyd, that sir was an excellent throw!

Mike Prada [10:32 PM]:

what a damn throw

Ricky O’Donnell [10:31 PM]:

i respect the Clemson offensive coordinator’s will power to call something other than ‘bomb to Watkins’ once every two plays

Scott Coleman [10:31 PM]:

Hell of a night so far for FOOTBAWL

YogurtYard [10:31 PM]:

@beckett929 They look better than last year but WSU would have this game well in hand if Halliday wasn’t such an idiot half the time

ajkst1 [10:31 PM]:

Froze the DE solid.

Chris Haines [10:31 PM]:

Josh Dawson: your jock strap is somewhere around the 50 yardline if you’re looking for it.

Mike Prada [10:30 PM]:

pretty awesome juke move there

ssh08 [10:30 PM]:

that juke doe

polarscribe [10:29 PM]:

So, so Wazzu and so, so Auburn. Wazzu throws a pick in the end zone, Auburn fumbles it back.

ajkst1 [10:29 PM]:

Back In The Game = Little Giants in TV form.

beckett929 [10:29 PM]:

@YogurtYard for real… just terrible decisions and theres no real confidence in alot of his throws.. not that theyre lazy, but just lacking that zip you look for

ajkst1 [10:27 PM]:

The anchors on every halftime update that are talking about Manziel are clutching their pearls SO HARD.

YogurtYard [10:27 PM]:

@beckett929 Halliday has been infuriating

beckett929 [10:27 PM]:

and theres another Halliday pick

DougieNix [10:26 PM]:

Meant to say, Georgia’s offensive line is getting manhandled.

Addison Ryan [10:26 PM]:

I probably just jinxed them right there, but… damn

beckett929 [10:26 PM]:

Wazzu driving! inside the 10, down 7

JHouse [10:26 PM]:

Very impressive defensive series for Clemson there.

Addison Ryan [10:26 PM]:

…Clemson’s gonna win this game

DougieNix [10:26 PM]:

Georgia

Scott Coleman [10:25 PM]:

Not a great start right here from UGA

Jordan Sargent [10:25 PM]:

2013 USF game threads are lining up to be the best #sadreads since 2011 maryland

Megatongue [10:23 PM]:

@Mark Ennis #GOAAC

Mark Ennis [10:22 PM]:

BJ Daniels made San Francisco's 53-man roster.
— Violence (@PhilKenSaban) September 1, 2013

Mark Ennis [10:22 PM]:

The biggest college football upset of the night

clifff [10:22 PM]:

kind of wish there was bright flashing alerts every so often telling me what channel to flip to

polarscribe [10:22 PM]:

IDAHO POTATO COMMERCIAL DRINK

Oh No Romo [10:21 PM]:

Iowa State now trails 21-20 against UNI. Game is still in the 3rd quarter.

Mark Ennis [10:21 PM]:

This is why my beloved Cardinals will not be playing for the title even if they go 12-0 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTCxE3YCIAEea3J.jpg:large

polarscribe [10:20 PM]:

Boise State’s defense looked pretty helpless on that drive. #Broncos4LasVegasBowl

Ricky O’Donnell [10:20 PM]:

@Dan Burleson very similar

Dan Burleson [10:19 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBjKntYuUIk

polarscribe [10:18 PM]:

Northwestern football: Hey, at least we’re not Northwestern basketball.

Mark Ennis [10:18 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell The proliferation of angry animal noises in stadiums is beyond annoying.

polarscribe [10:17 PM]:

Whether or not it’s a good game I think is yet to be seen.

Ricky O’Donnell [10:17 PM]:

I can say with confidence the ‘angry cat’ sound Northwestern plays before kickoffs at home games is the most hilariously pathetic thing in the world

polarscribe [10:17 PM]:

Well, Northwestern/Cal is going to be a game

Scott Coleman [10:17 PM]:

That is offensive guru Sony Dykes’ debut in Berkeley

polarscribe [10:17 PM]:

What the fuck happened to you, USF?
— Peter Berkes (@runthedive) September 1, 2013

Pete Volk [10:17 PM]:

Um South Florida just got BLOWN out by McNeese State, 53-21

Dan Burleson [10:16 PM]:

@Crocshots Oh god, you’re not watching Wyoming-Nebraska, are you? Seek medical attention immediately.

Scott Coleman [10:16 PM]:

Couple of good games starting or about to start out west: UCLA/Nevada, Boise St./Washington and Northwestern/Cal

Megatongue [10:16 PM]:

The only time I’ve left my couch for longer than 5 minutes since 8 this morning was when I went to get the new doritos locos taco for lunch. #B1G?

Mark Ennis [10:15 PM]:

Final Score in Tampa: McNeese State 53 USF 21

Mark Ennis [10:14 PM]:

Anyone expect TCU/LSU to be 13-10 final score instead of 2nd quarter score?

Mark Ennis [10:10 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell that’s why I never go outside.

polarscribe [10:10 PM]:

Joe Southwick, I know Kellen Moore. And you, sir, are no Kellen Moore.

Ricky O’Donnell [10:10 PM]:

one of my biggest fears in life to be honest

polarscribe [10:09 PM]:

Uh. #SOUTHWICK’D

Ricky O’Donnell [10:09 PM]:

Congrats to those people for becoming a .GIF

Ricky O’Donnell [10:09 PM]:

Mark Ennis [10:09 PM]:

TCU fans, how you feeling about that kickoff return TD?

Mirabeau Lamar [10:08 PM]:

LSU remains to be seen.

Mark Ennis [10:08 PM]:

@JHouse Keith Price is West Coast Logan Thomas.

Scott Coleman [10:08 PM]:

Keith Price, man. He’s gotten worse each year.

JHouse [10:07 PM]:

Keith Price already threw a pick. 20 seconds into the game.

polarscribe [10:07 PM]:

So this is not going well for Washington.

YogurtYard [10:06 PM]:

@Mark Ennis And hopefully Auburn

Mark Ennis [10:04 PM]:

Basically a pretty swell opening weekend for everyone in the SEC except Uk and MIss state, right?

Dan Burleson [10:04 PM]:

TCU scores Tiny Guy Touchdown in response to LSU Giant Guy Touchdown.

beckett929 [10:04 PM]:

how many kick and punt returns are we gonna see today? this has to be approaching a record

Megatongue [10:03 PM]:

Whoah. Froggy 99 yard kick return. 13-10 LSU

Jordan Sargent [10:03 PM]:

what a delightful night

JHouse [10:03 PM]:

Frogs!

ssh08 [10:03 PM]:

TCU KICK RETURN! FOOTBALL!

Mike Prada [10:03 PM]:

tcu just took the kickoff back 99 yards

Scott Coleman [10:03 PM]:

He’s calling the Washington/Boise State game, which should be great.

Brian Floyd [10:03 PM]:

@Clay Wendler stocky, well-built, not fat

Scott Coleman [10:02 PM]:

Also, GUS JOHNSON ALERT ON FS1

Clay Wendler [10:02 PM]:

beckett929 [10:02 PM]:

McNeese STate up to 50, and have the ball

Clay Wendler [10:02 PM]:

this was the closest thing to a true fat guy INT we got today

Peter Berkes [10:02 PM]:

Not fat. An impressively large man, but not fat.

Scott Coleman [10:02 PM]:

Clowney vs. UGA’s iffy o-line next week. Woof

Mike Prada [10:02 PM]:

@Jason Kirk no fat guy can run like that

Megatongue [10:01 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Skim

Addison Ryan [10:01 PM]:

Not fat. Big. “Heavy”, even. Not fat

Clay Wendler [10:00 PM]:

dude probably has abs

Chris Haines [10:00 PM]:

Left tackle currently killing Georgia.

Mark Ennis [10:00 PM]:

For those who missed it, porky fella INT

LincolnParkWildcat [10:00 PM]:

hey guys, i noticed a new user posting links to possibly illegal streams across 22 different of SBN’s sites

Clay Wendler [10:00 PM]:

Addison Ryan [10:00 PM]:

Third blind-side sack of the game?

Jason Kirk [10:00 PM]:

FAT VS. NON-FAT: YOU DECIDE

ajkst1 [10:00 PM]:

@Jason Kirk That’s impressive. Who stops a 2435 pound fullback? NO ONE.

Mark Ennis [9:59 PM]:

LSU puts together an 80 yard drive of its own and now leads TCU 13-3

JHouse [9:59 PM]:

Why did Georgia call that TO if they’re just gonna take their time?

Pete Volk [9:59 PM]:

Brent Musburger is completely unaware of a second wild card in MLB now.

Megatongue [9:59 PM]:

LSU Fullback TD

Spencer Hall [9:59 PM]:

Les Miles and I share a fondness for giving the ball in the redzone to players who have jiggling torsos

Scott Coleman [9:59 PM]:

Nope. LSU’s fullback manchild bashes his way in and it’s 12-3 LSU, pending a PAT

Jason Kirk [9:59 PM]:

2435-pound fullback JC Copeland burrows through some Frogs. Bout to be 13-3, LSU.

Scott Coleman [9:58 PM]:

LSU facing 3rd and goal from the 1… will we get another field goal?!

Jordan Sargent [9:58 PM]:

i’m confident that this is the only game every to feature a martavis and a rantavious

Addison Ryan [9:58 PM]:

/batedbreath

Jason Kirk [9:58 PM]:

Fat guy INT vs. not-fat guy INT evidence coming

Chris Haines [9:57 PM]:

Georgia tackling has been very suspect the past couple drives.

Cam_Newton [9:57 PM]:

WKU pouring it on UK now. Toppers up 35-17

Jordan Sargent [9:57 PM]:

russell westbrook is furiously trying to find out who deandre hopkins’ stylist is

Mark Ennis [9:57 PM]:

Western Kentucky just scored again. It’s 35-17.

Ricky O’Donnell [9:57 PM]:

nuk hopkins’ shirt looks like a kite

Pete Volk [9:57 PM]:

Oh my god I need DeAndre Hopkins’s shirt

Addison Ryan [9:57 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell Heavy, not fat

Jason Kirk [9:57 PM]:

Addison Ryan [9:56 PM]:

Wide Out false start

Ricky O’Donnell [9:56 PM]:

Fat vs. Not Fat will be the greatest debate of this college football season

eightyseven [9:56 PM]:

totes not fat

Pete Volk [9:55 PM]:

This Georgia-Clemson game sure is some football

Scott Coleman [9:55 PM]:

Meanwhile, a 50-yard bomb from LSU has the Tigers knocking on the door. Already up 6-3

beckett929 [9:55 PM]:

Heisman moment, right?

Mike Prada [9:55 PM]:

that was a pretty cool defensive call

Jordan Sargent [9:55 PM]:

this game is a bomb shelter filled wall to wall with ham

Chris Haines [9:55 PM]:

Man, great block on that protection for Georgia and Murray throws the pick.

ajkst1 [9:54 PM]:

FAT GUY INTERCEPTION

Mike Prada [9:54 PM]:

this georgia-clemson game is enjoyable

JHouse [9:54 PM]:

FATTISH GUY INTERCEPTION!

Addison Ryan [9:54 PM]:

…CLEMSON!

Jason Kirk [9:54 PM]:

And Aaron Murray kindly hands it right back!

Scott Coleman [9:54 PM]:

Great chance to go 7-0 and they start out like this. Ouch

Ricky O’Donnell [9:53 PM]:

There had to be a pool on musburger’s first creepy comment, and late second quarter must have been the over

Jason Kirk [9:53 PM]:

And Sammy Watkins muffed a punt.

Scott Coleman [9:53 PM]:

The loss for Oregon State has to really hurt when you consider their next six games are Hawaii, Utah, SDSU, Colorado, Wazzu and Cal

ssh08 [9:53 PM]:

welp

Addison Ryan [9:53 PM]:

…Clemson

polarscribe [9:53 PM]:

#CLEMSONED

ssh08 [9:51 PM]:

creepy musberger sighting

Jason Kirk [9:50 PM]:

Miscommunication by Georgia? Clemson swarms the backfield as Murray and Gurley look confused.

Mark Ennis [9:50 PM]:

Kentucky is about to go to Maxwell Smith on the next drive. They trail Western Kentucky 28-17 after three.

Megatongue [9:49 PM]:

Todd Blackledge has a cookbook. That’s the joke

Addison Ryan [9:49 PM]:

Maybe we can start a kickstarter for Louisville to get them out of the AAC before this season is over.

Scott Coleman [9:48 PM]:

ain’t no food better than tailgate food

DougieNix [9:48 PM]:

Liked that play design for Clemson.

Mark Ennis [9:48 PM]:

Who knew that Towson’s win would be the third best FCS win of the weekend?

Pete Volk [9:48 PM]:

#TajhBoydForBatman

Cam_Newton [9:47 PM]:

Oh Oh man Andrew Jackson just missed a big opportunity for a pick-six there for WKU…

Mark Ennis [9:47 PM]:

Speaking of scoring 50

McNeese State has scored 50 on USF
— Jeff (@saintwarrick) September 1, 2013

Megatongue [9:47 PM]:

Frawg field goal

Scott Coleman [9:47 PM]:

(not really, but maybe)

Scott Coleman [9:47 PM]:

In other SEC news, Mizzou has scored 51 points tonight against Murry State, matching their offensive output against SEC teams last year

Jason Kirk [9:46 PM]:

Hey! We gave up 300 yards to Wyoming in the first half. Are you shocked?
— CornNation (@CornNation) September 1, 2013

Addison Ryan [9:46 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Not so fast my friend

Jason Kirk [9:45 PM]:

Clemson bout to knot it up…

YogurtYard [9:45 PM]:

Thanks commenting system. Auburn* Unbelievable*

YogurtYard [9:45 PM]:

Refs are in Aunurn’s pockets. Unbe

eightyseven [9:44 PM]:

1 for 2 is close enough http://instagram.com/p/dsxd8dvOqV

beckett929 [9:44 PM]:

i never though a game with Guz Malzhan and Mike Leach would be the third most exciting game on tv at any moment

Mark Ennis [9:44 PM]:

Clemson sacks Aaron Murray and recovers the fumble. Took them a while but the defense is awake now.

ssh08 [9:44 PM]:

FUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Megatongue [9:43 PM]:

Evidently Gary Patterson has turned into Andy Reid because he has used 2 time outs in the first quarter

Jason Kirk [9:43 PM]:

Eastern Washington. North Dakota State. Neutral field. Winner gets an Alamo Bowl bid. Who's in?
— Mark Hasty (@MarkHasty) September 1, 2013

eightyseven [9:42 PM]:

@Scott Coleman Nope Pac-10 forever can’t do it

Mark Ennis [9:42 PM]:

@Dan Burleson They kinda are relegating the AAC. Just in 2014.

Oh No Romo [9:42 PM]:

So yeah…that Oregon State loss

Mark Ennis [9:42 PM]:

Western Kentucky up 28-17 on Kentucky after an 8 yard TD pass.

Jason Kirk [9:42 PM]:

No. 25 Oregon State upset by Eastern Washington

by Pete Volk, SBNation.com

The Beavers receive a shocking loss at home.

Dan Burleson [9:41 PM]:

#relegatetheaac

Ricky O’Donnell [9:41 PM]:

man, oregon state gave up 625 total yards

Cam_Newton [9:41 PM]:

TD WKU. Toppers up 28-17 on UK

Addison Ryan [9:41 PM]:

https://vine.co/v/h55JJ3DKUeQ

Jason Kirk [9:41 PM]:

Southern Miss losing at home to second-year program. Bring back Ellis Johnson!

Scott Coleman [9:41 PM]:

Pac-12 football is here to stay, baby

Scott Coleman [9:40 PM]:

Ouch

Mike Prada [9:40 PM]:

FCSEC speed

Chris Haines [9:40 PM]:

I mean, Eastern *did* win the FCS national championship in 2010, and is preseason No. 4 this year.
— Ryan Hudson (@ry_hudson) September 1, 2013

Mark Ennis [9:39 PM]:

Whoa, sack in stereo.

DougieNix [9:39 PM]:

FCS Rising

Pete Volk [9:39 PM]:

And it’s…wide from 52. EWU wins.

Ricky O’Donnell [9:39 PM]:

Mark has above-average accuracy and solid pocket presence

polarscribe [9:39 PM]:

And it’s final: Oregon State loses.

Clay Wendler [9:39 PM]:

clifff [9:38 PM]:

@Mark Ennis ugh my head hurts just seeing that

Pete Volk [9:38 PM]:

Eastern Washington took the lead in Corvallis, but missed the extra point. Oregon State has a last-second field goal attempt with a chance to tie it.

Mark Ennis [9:38 PM]:

FCS Mutiny

Eastern Washington dropped 625 yards of total offense on Oregon State. Geez.
— Smart Football (@smartfootball) September 1, 2013

Jason Kirk [9:38 PM]:

77-yarder aside, Georgia’s defense hasn’t looked that bad! Giving up five yards a play to one of the country’s best offenses otherwise.

Addison Ryan [9:38 PM]:

Bobby Petrino could trot @Mengus22 out at QB and he'd go 22/29.
— Adam Lefkoe (@WHAS11Lefkoe) September 1, 2013

Rodger Sherman [9:37 PM]:

@Mark Ennis COMEBACK

Mark Ennis [9:36 PM]:

This…is a helmet to helmet hit. http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/3136721/WSUWHAMMO.gif

Mike Prada [9:36 PM]:

louisville’s strength of schedule takes another hit

Chris Haines [9:35 PM]:

Upset Gary Patterson is upset.

Clay Wendler [9:35 PM]:

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/3136721/WSUWHAMMO.gif

Spencer Hall [9:35 PM]:

There was a defensive play in the UGA/Clemson game so that uses up the last of them for the night.

Mark Ennis [9:34 PM]:

Mah God

End of third quarter, USF facing a fourth-and-13 at McNeese 25, trailing 43-14 ...
— Greg Auman (@gregauman) September 1, 2013

Dan Burleson [9:34 PM]:

Having a real playoff is an unfair competitive advantage, Paaawwwl.

Mark Ennis [9:34 PM]:

Maybe the only thing that’ll make schools stop scheduling FCS schools if they keep winning.

Chris Haines [9:33 PM]:

Really good check down there by Murray.

Jason Kirk [9:33 PM]:

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD

Ricky O’Donnell [9:33 PM]:

FCS > ESSS EEEEE CEEEEEE

Jason Kirk [9:33 PM]:

Again, don't want to hear shit about the ACC. Pac 12 and Big 12 bowl teams losing to D1-AA schools. Not bottom feeders.
— TomahawkNation.com (@TomahawkNation) September 1, 2013

Scott Coleman [9:33 PM]:

Definitely no In N Out for Oregon State tonight

Jason Kirk [9:33 PM]:

Y’all think the FCS should be banned?

Mark Ennis [9:32 PM]:

LSU has a mostly new secondary and you still cannot successfully throw against it.

beckett929 [9:31 PM]:

Eastern Washington just took the lead with 19 seconds left

Mike Prada [9:31 PM]:

gurley back in

Chris Haines [9:31 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman PAC-12 Network: sure would be nice if you were more places.

Jason Kirk [9:31 PM]:

Casey Pachall, returning as TCU QB, dribbles the ball and then hits a LSU DB in the face mask.

Cam_Newton [9:30 PM]:

Andrew Jackson-the WKU player, not the 7th POTUS-just came up with a MONSTER hit in the backfield!

Rodger Sherman [9:30 PM]:

“LOSE” is the word i was looking for

Rodger Sherman [9:30 PM]:

yo oregon state is gonna win

Clay Wendler [9:30 PM]:

SWEATY

Clay Wendler [9:29 PM]:

Cam_Newton [9:29 PM]:

UK’s offense is starting to heat up here in the third quarter. Still down 21-17 to WKU, though.

Ricky O’Donnell [9:28 PM]:

heck of a throw by Boyd

Mark Ennis [9:28 PM]:

Brutal drop by Clemson on 3rd and 9.

Megatongue [9:27 PM]:

LSU only musters a FG 6-0

Ricky O’Donnell [9:27 PM]:

Everyone on UGA gettin’ hurt

Mark Ennis [9:27 PM]:

Scott Coleman [9:26 PM]:

If only DirecTV subscribers could see Oregon State/EWU…

Cam_Newton [9:25 PM]:

Wyoming is looking good early vs NU

Scott Coleman [9:25 PM]:

Feeling Froggy

Mark Ennis [9:25 PM]:

Watkins sold that.

Mark Ennis [9:25 PM]:

I know it’s not true, but, I feel like that’s Clemson’s only running play.

Jason Kirk [9:24 PM]:

TCU, down 3-0, coughs up the ball on the kick return.
— SB Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) September 1, 2013

Megatongue [9:24 PM]:

FROGGY NOOOOOOO Fumbled the kickoff

Jason Kirk [9:23 PM]:

Dabo’s shirt appears to be made of ghosts.

Jason Kirk [9:23 PM]:

You should know that Clemson and Georgia are averaging 10.37 yards per play. That's a first down per play.
— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) September 1, 2013

Mark Ennis [9:23 PM]:

My goodness, UGA already had 267 yards of offense.

Clay Wendler [9:22 PM]:

when clemson is ashes

Mark Ennis [9:22 PM]:

So after a pretty hot start, Petrino’s boys have slowed down some. Still up 21-17 but stalled the last three possessions.

Ricky O’Donnell [9:22 PM]:

lesser men wouldn’t be able to breath out of that thing

Cam_Newton [9:22 PM]:

hhkj

Pete Volk [9:22 PM]:

No. 25 Oregon State just took a 46-43 fourth quarter lead over Eastern Washington

Clay Wendler [9:21 PM]:

Mark Ennis [9:20 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell Absolutely. Or some kind of live animal.

Scott Coleman [9:20 PM]:

LSU chips in a field goal and leads TCU early, 3-0

Jason Kirk [9:20 PM]:

LBs arent in gaps and arent getting off blocks, safeties arent filling well, especially Blanks
— DrB (@ShakinSouthland) September 1, 2013

Ricky O’Donnell [9:19 PM]:

so basically every football game should start with people getting off a bus, running down a hill

Scott Coleman [9:19 PM]:

Hell of a play by TCU’s corner in the end zone on 3rd and goal.

Chris Haines [9:19 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Ant there is the inevitable.

Mark Ennis [9:19 PM]:

That was a 97 yard touchdown drive for UGA. Good heavens.

Mark Ennis [9:18 PM]:

So UGA’s touchdown is taken off the board, delaying the inevitable.

realvladedivac [9:18 PM]:

Blood on the frogs was like my second favorite song on yeezus

Rodger Sherman [9:18 PM]:

(Oregon State is still ranked.)

Jason Kirk [9:18 PM]:

Touchdown reversed! How will Georgia ever reclaim that touchdown against this Clemson defense?

Rodger Sherman [9:18 PM]:

Oregon State, 46, EWU, 43. Eagles driving.

Pete Volk [9:18 PM]:

For fans of the classic long runs vs short runs matchup, Kentucky-WKU just kicked off the second half

Mark Ennis [9:17 PM]:

Clemson has to have the most expensive pair of coordinators right?

Rodger Sherman [9:16 PM]:

don’t dissect that comment pls

Rodger Sherman [9:16 PM]:

yo, UGA Clemson is fun as balls

Mark Ennis [9:16 PM]:

Clemson can’t stop a thing.

eightyseven [9:16 PM]:

FRESHMAN TD

ssh08 [9:16 PM]:

@Mark Ennis lolno

Jason Kirk [9:16 PM]:

AH GOOD, POINTS IN GEORGIA-CLEMSON. 21-14 Dawgs after Rantavious Wooten TD.

Megatongue [9:16 PM]:

Does Casey Paschall get high when he licks those helmets?

Pete Volk [9:16 PM]:

#goacc

eightyseven [9:16 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell without stickers pls

Ricky O’Donnell [9:16 PM]:

completely possible that one of these young UGA backs are just as good as Gurley, right?

Rodger Sherman [9:16 PM]:

BLOODFROGS

Mark Ennis [9:15 PM]:

Now, can Clemson get off the field on 3rd down for once?

Scott Coleman [9:15 PM]:

My guess is there will be no In N Out burgers eaten tonight in Corvallis, win or lose.

Ricky O’Donnell [9:15 PM]:

those TCU helmets ruuuule

Scott Coleman [9:14 PM]:

Oregon State’s defense has looked awful all game.

Jason Kirk [9:14 PM]:

polarscribe [9:14 PM]:

Texas trailing New Mexico State in Austin, 7-0. That is magic.

Megatongue [9:13 PM]:

TCU is wearing what looks like blood on their helmets

Mark Ennis [9:13 PM]:

What a ridiculous opening weekend. A complete mutiny by FCS teams so far.

Ricky O’Donnell [9:12 PM]:

I'm sorry. pic.twitter.com/WiZGpWvJNO
— Peter Berkes (@runthedive) September 1, 2013

Mark Ennis [9:11 PM]:

Clemson and UGA tied 14-14 after one. We’re getting the shootout we wanted.

Rodger Sherman [9:10 PM]:

@Addison Ryan Towson.

eightyseven [9:09 PM]:

Who needs Gurley and Mitchell (jk come back Gurley pls and ty)

Jason Kirk [9:09 PM]:

@Crocshots Keep us posted!

Mark Ennis [9:09 PM]:

Big win for UVA and Mike London over BYu.

Megatongue [9:09 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Yup

Addison Ryan [9:09 PM]:

Hey, Rodger, what year is it?

Jason Kirk [9:09 PM]:

Virginia edges BYU, 19-16

by Scott Coleman, SBNation.com

A late interception followed by a touchdown run from Kevin Parks led Virginia to a thrilling season-opening win on Saturday night.

Rodger Sherman [9:09 PM]:

@Jason Kirk neaux

Mark Ennis [9:08 PM]:

USF is alive. 40-14 after a 50 yardish TD.

Ricky O’Donnell [9:08 PM]:

Murray has missed a bunch of short throws already

Rodger Sherman [9:08 PM]:

YEAR OF FCS

Rodger Sherman [9:08 PM]:

YEAR OF FCS

Rodger Sherman [9:08 PM]:

YEAR OF FCS

Oh No Romo [9:08 PM]:

Whoa, TD USF

Jason Kirk [9:08 PM]:

Anybody watching LSU-TCU instead of Georgia-Clemson?

Megatongue [9:07 PM]:

Fullback SECSPEED

Jason Kirk [9:07 PM]:

Iowa State is down 21-7 to Northern Iowa. A lot of struggling football teams this weekend.
— Smart Football (@smartfootball) September 1, 2013

Mark Ennis [9:07 PM]:

And Clemson promptly gives up a 40 yard run to the fullback

Dan Burleson [9:06 PM]:

USF, AAC champs in 2020!

Oh No Romo [9:06 PM]:

USF pulled their QB Matt Floyd

Dan Burleson [9:06 PM]:

Northwestern (2006) and Michigan (2007) are good examples of how long it takes a program to recover from a loss to an FCS school.

Clay Wendler [9:05 PM]:

Mark Ennis [9:05 PM]:

game

Mark Ennis [9:05 PM]:

And, believe it or not, we have a defensive stop by someone in this UGA/Clemson ga,e.

Ricky O’Donnell [9:03 PM]:

The Gurley Show 30 Rock photoshops an inevitability at this point

Mark Ennis [9:03 PM]:

Looks like Gurley will come back in for UGA on their next possession.

Jason Kirk [9:03 PM]:

GURLEY BACK? Todd Gurley headed back to the field for Georgia.

Oh No Romo [9:03 PM]:

Meanwhile, Northern Iowa leads Iowa State 21-7 with less than 7 minutes until halftime

Rodger Sherman [9:02 PM]:

#GOAAC

Oh No Romo [9:02 PM]:

Another TD for McNeese State

Mark Ennis [9:02 PM]:

Holy moly. McNeese State 40 USF 7.

Megatongue [9:01 PM]:

South Florida Isn’t really even in the south of Florida

eightyseven [9:00 PM]:

Dammit I missed it why is Mitchell out?

Rodger Sherman [9:00 PM]:

EWU up 42-39 on oregon state!1

jdguggs10 [8:59 PM]:

NFL power

Rodger Sherman [8:59 PM]:

rip south florida

Rodger Sherman [8:59 PM]:

That's a 325-pound DT Marshall dragged into the end zone.
— Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) September 1, 2013

Addison Ryan [8:59 PM]:

No touchdown

ssh08 [8:59 PM]:

Oh No Romo [8:59 PM]:

South Florida turnover on first play in the second half.

Jason Kirk [8:59 PM]:

Thaaaaaaaaaaaat looked like a Georgia touchdown to me. I think.

Addison Ryan [8:58 PM]:

@Mark Ennis It’s still raining in your part of town? I thought it had moved out of the area already.

Mark Ennis [8:58 PM]:

That was as manly a touchdown run as you’ll see.

Mark Ennis [8:57 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Booed off the field at halftime.

Jason Kirk [8:57 PM]:

MCNEESE STATE 33, USF 7 AT HALFTIME

Dan Burleson [8:56 PM]:

McNeese State versus Towson. The people demand it!

Rodger Sherman [8:56 PM]:

@Dan Burleson truuuuuu

Jason Kirk [8:56 PM]:

Todd Gurley walking off the field. Not a great sign for Georgia, but oh, hey, another five-star RB.

clifff [8:56 PM]:

SEC, will you ever fail to entertain?

Mark Ennis [8:55 PM]:

This is the only game I’ve wanted to really watch all day and my DirecTV is flaming out because of rain.

Dan Burleson [8:55 PM]:

Jason Kirk [8:54 PM]:

Tajh Boyd celebrates with money fingers

by Scott Coleman, SBNation.com

Boyd celebrated an early touchdown run by mimicking (mocking?) Johnny Football's celebration from earlier in the day.

Jason Kirk [8:53 PM]:

How will Georgia overcome this 7-point deficit to Cl-oh okay Georgia’s about to score again.

Mark Ennis [8:51 PM]:

I seriously feel awful for my USF friends.

Jason Kirk [8:51 PM]:

Tide roll thanks to special teams, defense

by Pete Volk, SBNation.com

Three touchdowns from Christion Jones and an incredible defensive effort resulting in a dominating season opener for Alabama.

eightyseven [8:48 PM]:

o/u was set at 71 why? Hahaha

Jason Kirk [8:47 PM]:

#accspeed

Megatongue [8:46 PM]:

ACCSPEED

eightyseven [8:46 PM]:

let’s all just run from the scrimmage nao

ssh08 [8:46 PM]:

HOLY COW SAMMY WATKINS

Mike Prada [8:46 PM]:

holy shit sammy watkins is fast

Oh No Romo [8:46 PM]:

TOUCHDOWNS EVERYWHERE

JHouse [8:46 PM]:

Holy

Rodger Sherman [8:46 PM]:

also i’ve decided Virginia needs a wealthy dog named “UVA”

Rodger Sherman [8:46 PM]:

UVA-BYU is a damn game. 19-16 cavs.

Mike Prada [8:42 PM]:

and now we have a shootout

Oh No Romo [8:42 PM]:

That Gurley TD run

ssh08 [8:42 PM]:

POINTS EVERYWHERE

ssh08 [8:41 PM]:

lane kiffin thought tahj boyd wasn’t a fit to run his offense. i like bringing that up from time to time.
— Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) September 1, 2013

Mark Ennis [8:41 PM]:

USF getting booed off the field at halftime. Taggart's honeymoon lasted two quarters.
— Jamie (@chuckycrater) September 1, 2013

Brian Floyd [8:40 PM]:

@Jim Bankoff #illuminati

Ryan Nanni [8:39 PM]:

I think we can all agree: QB controversy in Tuscaloosa.

Megatongue [8:38 PM]:

Jim Bankoff [8:38 PM]:

There is a money fingers coordinated effort

Addison Ryan [8:38 PM]:

That gif is making me dizzy

Clay Wendler [8:37 PM]:

ssh08 [8:37 PM]:

BOYD WITH THE MONEY FINGERS

Rodger Sherman [8:35 PM]:

aj gone

Addison Ryan [8:34 PM]:

…did he just flop?

Mark Ennis [8:32 PM]:

@Pete Volk adn working on another,.

Pete Volk [8:32 PM]:

Western Kentucky working some #PetrinoMagic – three scoring drives of nine or more plays, all ending in three-yard touchdown runs.

Rodger Sherman [8:29 PM]:

@Brian Floyd really depends whether you enjoy watching people tackle each other or not

Brian Floyd [8:29 PM]:

and there’s another touchdown /drinks

Jason Kirk [8:28 PM]:

Some SPIRITED POPPIN’ going on in UGA-Clemson.

Brian Floyd [8:28 PM]:

I may be a homer, but an underrated viewing option is the shootout that is Wazzu-Auburn

eightyseven [8:27 PM]:

@Chris Haines and touch the lucky rock

Rodger Sherman [8:27 PM]:

@Mark Ennis is Grimace a person

Spencer Hall [8:26 PM]:

@Mark Ennis yes

Mark Ennis [8:25 PM]:

I’m the only person in America watching Uk/WKU right?

Ryan Nanni [8:23 PM]:

I’m starting to think Virginia might not win the national championship.

Addison Ryan [8:22 PM]:

Everyone in Clemson is so shiny…

Oh No Romo [8:21 PM]:

Meanwhile, Northern Iowa leads Iowa State 7-0.

Raiders on the Storm [8:21 PM]:

ABC going over Auburn’s busing schedule Is like accidentally getting involved in a conversation with someone about their model airplane building hobby

ssh08 [8:21 PM]:

@Mark Ennis they s’posed to be aac

Mark Ennis [8:20 PM]:

McNeese State now up 23-7 on USF.

eightyseven [8:20 PM]:

“them field” my Engrish da best

Pete Volk [8:20 PM]:

Chris Spielman “You’ve got to remember too that the NCAA is the rule enforcer. They don’t make the law. They just enforce it.” Sean McDonough: Long, awkward stare. “Interesting point”

Jason Kirk [8:20 PM]:

Hope ESPN/ABC releases video of that Clemson intro.

Chris Haines [8:20 PM]:

“Come to Clemson, where you’ll ride a bus.” #recruiting
— Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) September 1, 2013

eightyseven [8:19 PM]:

how sucky would it be getting injured running down to them field

Rodger Sherman [8:19 PM]:

Addison Ryan [8:19 PM]:

Look at all that wasted helium… Don’t they know there’s a shortage!?!?!

Mark Ennis [8:19 PM]:

Can’t wait to see Woody Harrelson portrayal of Dabo Swinney.

Oh No Romo [8:18 PM]:

This Clemson bus thing would make for the shittiest Speed sequel yet.

Spencer Hall [8:18 PM]:

Aaaaaaand just like that Auburn returns the ensuing kickoff to tie it.

ssh08 [8:17 PM]:

whoops

ssh08 [8:17 PM]:

@ssh08 almost as much as you it seems

Mark Ennis [8:17 PM]:

Western Kentucky 21-10.

Chris Haines [8:17 PM]:

If you turn on ABC right now they're showing the worst car chase I've ever seen.
— Bill Hanstock (@sundownmotel) September 1, 2013

Chris Haines [8:16 PM]:

How DRUNJ is Clemson just now?

ssh08 [8:16 PM]:

remember when USF was a program on the rise?

eightyseven [8:16 PM]:

U G A

Spencer Hall [8:16 PM]:

Wazzu is up 14-8 on Auburn because nothing makes sense anymore.

Addison Ryan [8:16 PM]:

Every single team Louisville plays this year is determined to be as terrible as possible. That’s what I’ve gathered so far this weekend

Chris Haines [8:14 PM]:

play

Jason Kirk [8:13 PM]:

Who was it that said BYU is underrated? Wasn’t me, of course. Surely some other guy.

Spencer Hall [8:13 PM]:

At this point Logan Thomas isn’t even completing his interceptions.

Mark Ennis [8:12 PM]:

Oh come on WKU

lougagliardi [8:12 PM]:

Trying to juggle My Pirates against the Cards as well as CFB is hard! Don’t want to miss any actions as I wait for the Panthers to play on Monday.

Chris Haines [8:12 PM]:

Always love the ESPN Heisman commercials

Mike Prada [8:10 PM]:

“just because you’re young doesn’t mean you’re talented” uh what?

Pete Volk [8:10 PM]:

About midway through the second quarter and Oklahoma has just now taken a lead over Louisiana-Monroe.

Peter Berkes [8:09 PM]:

Needs more bus

Jason Kirk [8:08 PM]:

McNeese State beating USF in the second, of course.

Peter Berkes [8:08 PM]:

Nevermind, I got it

Peter Berkes [8:08 PM]:

Chris Haines [8:07 PM]:

My guess is the URL messing with (“GIF.gif”)

Oh No Romo [8:07 PM]:

Mizzou INT on first play for Murray State drive. Few plays later, touchdown. They’re back in the lead 20-14.

Mark Ennis [8:06 PM]:

@Jason Kirk every bit the same.

Peter Berkes [8:06 PM]:

aww man

Chris Haines [8:06 PM]:

WELP

Chris Haines [8:06 PM]:

http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Tahj-Boyd-GIF.gif

Jason Kirk [8:06 PM]:

@Mark Ennis So, same as the spring game?

Chris Haines [8:06 PM]:

@runthedive Just make sure the URL isn’t shortened:

Jason Kirk [8:06 PM]:

@runthedive good try, that usually works

Addison Ryan [8:06 PM]:

http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Tahj-Boyd-GIF.gif

Mark Ennis [8:05 PM]:

Kentucky is running the runningest air raid ever

Peter Berkes [8:05 PM]:

hey how do you embed these gif thingys

Peter Berkes [8:04 PM]:

http://bit.ly/16ZDzy8

Peter Berkes [8:04 PM]:

Tajh Boyd is great, but let’s not forget he once did this

Oh No Romo [8:04 PM]:

Missed FG for Mizzou, they still trail 14-13 to Murray State.

ssh08 [8:03 PM]:

these Aaron Murray graphics doe

ssh08 [8:02 PM]:

perfect timing for Bama to completely put it away. CU-Jawja time

Jeremy Mauss [8:02 PM]:

BYU’s new offense is extremely hard to watch

Chris Haines [8:02 PM]:

YOU ARE LOOKING LIVE – Welcome back Brent, welcome back.

Mike Prada [8:01 PM]:

imagine dragons as your intro music for clemson-georgia, so yeah

Rodger Sherman [8:00 PM]:

the scary thing is that hit is legal.

Chris Haines [8:00 PM]:

Heisman. Moment.

ssh08 [8:00 PM]:

welp

Jason Kirk [7:57 PM]:

@Clay Wendler Having a hard time averting my eyes from that one.

Chris Haines [7:56 PM]:

@Clay Wendler This is footballin’. Great block. Well shit.

ssh08 [7:55 PM]:

Logan Thomas is not a good quarterback

Clay Wendler [7:54 PM]:

Mark Ennis [7:53 PM]:

Jesus
— Roll Bama Roll (@rollbamaroll) August 31, 2013

Megatongue [7:52 PM]:

@Oh No Romo HURRRRR THAY SHUD B SWEATY AND STUF

Ryan Nanni [7:51 PM]:

Gus Malzahn turned into Mean Dad REAL quick after that dropped pass on 3rd down.

Oh No Romo [7:51 PM]:

@Crocshots I love the only comment pointing out the crowd.

Jason Kirk [7:50 PM]:

HOKIES TARGETING AJ’S TOE, I SEEN IT

Mark Ennis [7:50 PM]:

You guys won’t believe it, but Petrino just schooled someone with a wheel route.

Megatongue [7:49 PM]:

I thought the sensualization of animals was an ESS EE CEE tradition.

Megatongue [7:48 PM]:

@Oh No Romo #B1G

Rodger Sherman [7:46 PM]:

our sound is off. what was that terrifying thing with the cardboard cut out in alabama?

Mark Ennis [7:46 PM]:

What the hell is that?

Peter Berkes [7:46 PM]:

Oregon obliterates Nicholls State, 66-3

by Peter Berkes, SBNation.com

The Ducks dominated from the opening kick, setting a new school record for total offense en route to a 66-3 win over Nicholls State.

ssh08 [7:46 PM]:

@Jason Kirk first the ESPN booth nonsense, then the gopher vid. I have no idea whats happening right now

Clay Wendler [7:46 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:46 PM]:

Oh No Romo [7:45 PM]:

@Crocshots What the…

Jason Kirk [7:45 PM]:

@ssh08 What DID you just watch?

Mark Ennis [7:44 PM]:

Kentucky turns the Andrews fumble into a FG. 7-3 WKU with 4:35 left in the first.

Oh No Romo [7:44 PM]:

@Mike Prada What ISN’T going on in the ESPN booth?

ssh08 [7:44 PM]:

what did I just watch?

Mike Prada [7:43 PM]:

what is going on in the espn booth

Megatongue [7:43 PM]:

So, my gophers are doing this during games this year:

play

Oh No Romo [7:42 PM]:

377 combined total yards by Mizzou and Murray State and there is 3:50 left in the first quarter.

Mike Prada [7:42 PM]:

Rice player on Manziel RT @NickElder1: @espn I was the one who johnny was talking too. He said "what's up nick, nice hit." True story"
— Bruce Feldman (@BFeldmanCBS) August 31, 2013

Mike Prada [7:42 PM]:

oops

Mike Prada [7:42 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:42 PM]:

NIU win @ Iowa provides the MAC with a win over Big Ten opp for the 7th consecutive season, best consecutive streak in MAC history.#MACtion
— Ken Mather (@KenMather_MAC) August 31, 2013

Mark Ennis [7:41 PM]:

@gratterman Welcome!

Chris Haines [7:41 PM]:

@Oh No Romo #Pray4BillC

Rodger Sherman [7:41 PM]:

haaaaaaaaaa murray stat up on mizzou

gratterman [7:39 PM]:

new member go Kentucky!!!

Oh No Romo [7:39 PM]:

Oh my, Murray State TD. They lead 14-13 over Mizzou.

Spencer Hall [7:39 PM]:

@Mike Prada I think they’re going to burn a few down

Mike Prada [7:38 PM]:

burning question: will eastern washington go to in n out if they win?

Spencer Hall [7:38 PM]:

McNeese State just got a safety to make it 7-2 on USF. Pretty sure that alone makes this game more exciting than anything Skip Holtz ever did at USF.

Rodger Sherman [7:36 PM]:

eastern washington is legit doing bad things to oregon state

Jason Kirk [7:36 PM]:

29-17! RT @BryanDFischer: EWU has scored on every drive. That’s…. not good OSU. #pac12fb
— SB Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) August 31, 2013

Brian Floyd [7:36 PM]:

@runthedive NOT SURE THEY CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT CHIP

Addison Ryan [7:35 PM]:

WKU fumble

jake.sundstrom [7:35 PM]:

Eastern Washington has scored on every possession. Lead 29-17. Yeeesh.

Peter Berkes [7:34 PM]:

Ducks cover. 66-3, set a new school record with 761 yards of total offense. Mark Helfrich is a big ole meanie

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:34 PM]:

Run the dang ball turkey

Jason Kirk [7:34 PM]:

Y’all are really discounting this Nicholls State offense.

Megatongue [7:34 PM]:

Oregon is now covering the 62.5

Mike Prada [7:33 PM]:

and oregon is about to cover

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:33 PM]:

Alabama lining up to punt makes me wonder if college teams can return muffed punts for tds

Mark Ennis [7:33 PM]:

I’ve heard stories from former players where they’d go over film with Petrino and he’d show them exactly what plays they would score on.

Mark Ennis [7:32 PM]:

Great opening drive by @CoachPetrinoWKU and the Hilltoppers.. His scripted opening drives were always awesome
— Eric Wood (@EWood70) August 31, 2013

Chris Haines [7:31 PM]:

Fellas, you lost a game by 22 a few hours ago.

Mark Ennis [7:31 PM]:

Tennessee is beating Austin Peay 42-0 at halftime.

Chris Haines [7:31 PM]:

Who's ready for FOOTBALL SATURDAYS IN PHILLY!?! #TempleMade #TUFB
— TUStudent Activities (@TUActivities) August 31, 2013

Addison Ryan [7:30 PM]:

3 and out #FireStoops

Mark Ennis [7:30 PM]:

Kentucky goes three and out. Water is wet. LeBron is good at basketball.

Chris Haines [7:30 PM]:

@Jason Kirk #CULTOFLES

Jason Kirk [7:29 PM]:

Zach Mettenberger is doing a beautiful warmup right now. It's something of a rain dance mixed with Tai Chi.
— Cody Worsham (@CodyWorsham) August 31, 2013

Mark Ennis [7:28 PM]:

UK almost throws a pick then gets a false start

Peter Berkes [7:28 PM]:

Oregon’s getting the ball back now and needs a field goal to cover the -58 spread. Quack.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:26 PM]:

WKU’s helmet design came from Petrino researching identity hiding motorcycle helmets

Jason Kirk [7:24 PM]:

Eastern Washington 26, Oregon State 17 in the second.

Addison Ryan [7:23 PM]:

This WKU drive is the definition of “marching down the field”.

Mark Ennis [7:22 PM]:

You won’t believe this, but, a Petrino offense is mashing Kentucky into paste.

Brian Floyd [7:22 PM]:

WSU-Auburn update: Where are my pants?

Addison Ryan [7:20 PM]:

I feel dirty rooting for a team Petrino coaches…

Ryan Nanni [7:20 PM]:

Stay the course, Iowa. Stay the course all the way into the rocks.

Oh No Romo [7:20 PM]:

That was quick, Mizzou scored and the game is tied 7-7.

Addison Ryan [7:19 PM]:

#SunBelt #SunBelt #SunBelt #SunBelt #SunBelt

Peter Berkes [7:18 PM]:

Oh Iowa. Iowa Iowa Iowa.

Mike Prada [7:18 PM]:

this marshall dude must be used to playing with receivers that are 10 feet tall

Chris Haines [7:17 PM]:

Really wish Oklahoma-Funroe was on TV where I am right now.

Rodger Sherman [7:17 PM]:

three seconds left. IOWA GONNA DO SOME LATERALS

Chris Haines [7:17 PM]:

Holy overthrow Auburn.

Megatongue [7:17 PM]:

I WAAAANT MAAAACTION TONIGHT! I WANT MAAACTION ALRIGHT

Oh No Romo [7:16 PM]:

Sad Iowa faces everywhere

Rodger Sherman [7:16 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman no, because contrat

Kim McCauley [7:16 PM]:

NIU!

Kim McCauley [7:15 PM]:

There is a goshdang monsoon in Charlottesville

nufandan [7:15 PM]:

srry iowa. kirk on the hot seat?

Rodger Sherman [7:15 PM]:

iowa :(

jake.sundstrom [7:15 PM]:

Fat guy nipple is a go on OSU/EWU.

chuckycrater [7:15 PM]:

(this thing is really unforgiving on typos)

Oh No Romo [7:15 PM]:

NIU FG is good.

chuckycrater [7:15 PM]:

GO’S TEAM DOES NOT PREVAIL AGAIN

Rodger Sherman [7:14 PM]:

WE JUST GOT A FAT GUY NIPPLE IN OREGON STATE EWU

Peter Berkes [7:14 PM]:

Guys, Oregon is 10 points away from covering. There’s 9 minutes left

Oh No Romo [7:14 PM]:

Meanwhile, Murray State takes advantage of the Missouri turnover and drives down the field for a touchdown, leading 8-0.

Jason Kirk [7:14 PM]:

@Addison Ryan whoa

Rodger Sherman [7:13 PM]:

#B1G #B1G #B1G #B1G #B1G #B1G #B1G #B1G #B1G #B1G #B1G #B1G

Rodger Sherman [7:13 PM]:

NIU about to kick for the win

Addison Ryan [7:13 PM]:

Alright guys, Time for the real show to start. #WKUvsUK

nufandan [7:13 PM]:

LOL Iowa

Mark Ennis [7:12 PM]:

@chuckycrater My man.

Peter Berkes [7:12 PM]:

Penn State outlasts Syracuse 23-17

by Peter Berkes, SBNation.com

The Nittany Lions had to hold on late to defeat the Orange in the Meadowlands, but they did leave with a 23-17 win.

Rodger Sherman [7:12 PM]:

Iowa had the ball tied 27-27 against Northern Illlinois… pick. NIU probs gonna win. #B1G

Oh No Romo [7:11 PM]:

Ohhhhh man, Northern Illinois with the INT in Iowa territory.

chuckycrater [7:10 PM]:

First play for Willie Taggart at USF: 80-yard TD run.

Oh No Romo [7:10 PM]:

Missouri fumble on opening drive.

ajkst1 [7:10 PM]:

@Kevin McCauley @Rodger Sherman God bless TWC for adding every Pac12 Network with the sports package

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:09 PM]:

So will the VT defense use oranges or soap in their pillow cases when they talk with the rest of the team?

Kim McCauley [7:09 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman booooooooo

Rodger Sherman [7:09 PM]:

@Kevin McCauley pac 12 networks :(

ajkst1 [7:09 PM]:

#B1G > #goacc

Kim McCauley [7:08 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman channel?

Rodger Sherman [7:08 PM]:

20-10!!!!!

Megatongue [7:08 PM]:

Greg Davis called a bubble screen on 3rd and 9 and Iowa had to punt

ssh08 [7:08 PM]:

Eastern Washington up 13-10 on #25 Oregon State in the 2nd quarter

ajkst1 [7:08 PM]:

@Chris Haines Great catch. Way to get that foot down.

Rodger Sherman [7:08 PM]:

OREGON STATE IS RANKED

Rodger Sherman [7:08 PM]:

EASTERN WASHINGTON UP 13-10 ON OREGON STATE

Chris Haines [7:06 PM]:

Awesome pick right there for Penn State.

ajkst1 [7:06 PM]:

PSU intercerption. 1:53 left leading 23-17.

Kim McCauley [7:06 PM]:

And Cuse armpunts

Bart Johnston [7:06 PM]:

Bye Syracuse

Bud Elliott [7:04 PM]:

21/27 VT plays have gone for 2 yards or less

Spencer Hall [7:04 PM]:

Bud Foster’s got a belly tat that just reads “SOME GAVE ALL” and it refers to his defense every week.

ssh08 [7:03 PM]:

Remember when Logan Thomas was a first round pick? That was fun

Passive Voice [7:02 PM]:

virginia tech’s defense has requested a trade

Jason Kirk [7:01 PM]:

JHouse [7:01 PM]:

3-14. The guy’s 3-14. How is he their starter?

Bart Johnston [7:01 PM]:

VPI has had sub-par special teams for a few years now

Brian Floyd [7:00 PM]:

how difficult would it be to procure a personal air raid siren?

Chris Haines [7:00 PM]:

This is true.

Chris Haines [7:00 PM]:

As gross and terrible as the first half of Penn State-Syracuse was, the second half has been pretty fun.
— Peter Berkes (@runthedive) August 31, 2013

Rodger Sherman [7:00 PM]:

’Cuse driving for the game over on ABC or ESPN2

Addison Ryan [6:59 PM]:

I'm not joking. You know how Walt in Breaking Bad adopts his victims habits? Saban's doing that with Beamer RIGHT NOW.
— edsbs (@edsbs) August 31, 2013

Addison Ryan [6:59 PM]:

@Jason Kirk If there’s a third time, the Georgia Dome might implode

ajkst1 [6:59 PM]:

Saban destroys you with your strengths. You have great special teams? Cool. TWO RETURN SCORES BEFORE HALFTIME.

Mike Prada [6:58 PM]:

beamerball: more like squeamerball

Jason Kirk [6:58 PM]:

@Addison Ryan What’ll he say the third time around?

ajkst1 [6:57 PM]:

Two Hokies had him. Hit him at the same time.

Addison Ryan [6:57 PM]:

@Jason Kirk There’s your F-bomb

Mark Ennis [6:57 PM]:

Death by crappy special teams has to be an especially galling way to die for Frank Beamer.

JHouse [6:57 PM]:

The VTech defense will be ranked #1 in the AP. The rest of the team “also getting votes”.

Mike Prada [6:57 PM]:

oh man beamer facepalm.gif

Ryan Nanni [6:57 PM]:

I tell you, this gimmicky special teams no defense Bama team doesn’t look like it could beat Louisville to me.

ajkst1 [6:56 PM]:

LOL k thx bye.

Kim McCauley [6:56 PM]:

Sigh Beamerball

Mark Ennis [6:56 PM]:

lol

Rodger Sherman [6:56 PM]:

how did he not get tackled

Mike Prada [6:56 PM]:

and that’ll do it

Rodger Sherman [6:56 PM]:

wait

ssh08 [6:56 PM]:

LOL

Spencer Hall [6:56 PM]:

Bama is scoring on special teams just to irritate Frank Beamer.

Addison Ryan [6:56 PM]:

I almost forgot Alabama had an education department

ssh08 [6:55 PM]:

@Spencer Hall this is the best analogy ever

Jason Kirk [6:55 PM]:

Hokies still outgaining Bama! By 63 yards!

Spencer Hall [6:55 PM]:

Watching Logan Thomas play QB is like watching a ghost possess someone and then realize it doesn’t quite know how to drive it yet

Kim McCauley [6:54 PM]:

Really hoping Stone Cold runs in and hits Lolgan Thomas with a steel chair

Jason Kirk [6:54 PM]:

Like, nobody looks great against Alabama, but this is not an uncommon performance.

Mark Ennis [6:54 PM]:

Nearly a perfect Thomas-Arm-Punt

Addison Ryan [6:54 PM]:

OK, that was supposed to be a joke…

Jason Kirk [6:54 PM]:

Does Virginia Tech have, how do you say, OTHER quarterbacks?

Addison Ryan [6:54 PM]:

Perfect penalty, give Future NFL QB Logan Thomas a little room to throw

ajkst1 [6:53 PM]:

Logan Thomas with the late “get your RB killed” pitch.

ssh08 [6:53 PM]:

I’m scared even when Logan pitches it

Jason Kirk [6:53 PM]:

Virginia Tech power set, shift to four wide, triple option. All that work for nothing.

Mark Ennis [6:52 PM]:

Trey Edmunds is going to rush for 100 yards against Alabama. Hahaha

Rodger Sherman [6:52 PM]:

guys, why are you saying “Logan Thomas” without the phrase “future NFL QB” beforehand

Kim McCauley [6:52 PM]:

@Run Home Jack you forget that Ohio State let Buffalo score 20

Clay Wendler [6:52 PM]:

ajkst1 [6:52 PM]:

@Kevin McCauley Or a roll out until you’re in the stands.

Rodger Sherman [6:52 PM]:

cuse-PSU is a game. 23-17 after Syracuse’s TD

Mark Ennis [6:51 PM]:

Boy, Thomas tried to not get that first down.

Ryan Nanni [6:51 PM]:

I’m so excited for Bama to win this game by 18 and drop in the rankings.

Mike Prada [6:50 PM]:

logan “fuck it i’m going downfield” thomas

ssh08 [6:50 PM]:

@Kevin McCauley only 7?

Kim McCauley [6:49 PM]:

3rd and 1, better dial up something with a 7-step drop

ajkst1 [6:49 PM]:

Sam Rogers look like he collects celebrity shaped chicken fingers.

Addison Ryan [6:49 PM]:

3rd and 1. 100 bucks says Thomas goes deep

Mike Prada [6:49 PM]:

gotta call timeout to set up that passing play on third and 1, obviously

Rodger Sherman [6:48 PM]:

@Spencer Hall johnny manziel would’ve thrown a much more selfish pick

JHouse [6:48 PM]:

Why in the bloody hell is Logan throwing the ball.

Addison Ryan [6:48 PM]:

Did Thomas really just almost over-throw a checkdown pass?

Jason Kirk [6:47 PM]:

So much palpable consternation and worry here every time Logan Thomas drops back.

Mike Prada [6:47 PM]:

crappy throw

Spencer Hall [6:47 PM]:

A.J. McCarron with the most seasoned, savvy, and selfless leader-type INT you’ll ever see.

Mark Ennis [6:47 PM]:

cyrus kouandjio is getting whipped

ssh08 [6:47 PM]:

VT PICK

JHouse [6:46 PM]:

Bud Foster should probably take a shot at OC in the 2nd half.

Jason Kirk [6:46 PM]:

Virginia Tech’s beating Alabama in yards per play! (Thanks to one play.)

Jason Kirk [6:44 PM]:

That band and the national anthem are the only things this crowd has agreed on.

Mark Ennis [6:44 PM]:

Really impressed with the VT defense.

Addison Ryan [6:44 PM]:

“taken down”

ssh08 [6:43 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Bama’s band starting halftime early I see

Mark Ennis [6:42 PM]:

Cow marching band pic courtesy of Marc Torrence.

Cow marching band pic.twitter.com/D9xbd9R8qR
— Marc Torrence (@marctorrence) August 31, 2013

Mark Ennis [6:42 PM]:

Cow marching band:

Jason Kirk [6:41 PM]:

There is a marching band of cows on the field. Virginia Tech and Alabama fans clapping along in unison.

ssh08 [6:41 PM]:

its 3rd and 1 and running up the middle is working? time to let LOLgan thomas throw!

Mark Ennis [6:40 PM]:

“We just ran for 9 yards right up the middle. Let’s throw it on 3rd and 1.”

Kim McCauley [6:40 PM]:

VT figured out that their quarterback is Logan Thomas and has decided to run the damn ba … just kidding they’re still letting Thomas ruin everything

Ryan Nanni [6:39 PM]:

If you could choose Logan Thomas as your starting QB or hey wait you didn’t even let me finish

ssh08 [6:39 PM]:

JAZZHANDS.GIF

Mark Ennis [6:38 PM]:

Tell ya what,man. VT is moving the ball up the middle on the ground.

Chris Haines [6:38 PM]:

“Logan Thomas is kinda like Cam Newton, just he isn’t as accurate and isn’t as fast.”

Mike Prada [6:37 PM]:

mississippi state’s kicker just missed a 32-yard field goal very badly

ajkst1 [6:37 PM]:

Hell of a job on the coverage there.

Ryan Nanni [6:37 PM]:

BYU-Virginia is back on, in case you’re wondering what happens in a world without end zones.

Brian Floyd [6:36 PM]:

Never seen a dog squat in a full sprint. Anyhow he's ready to REALLY put the steam on now.
— Messiah B from TN (@mac_b_from_tn) August 31, 2013

Mark Ennis [6:35 PM]:

Smokey just pooped in the endzone. Go Vols.
— Messiah B from TN (@mac_b_from_tn) August 31, 2013

Chris Haines [6:35 PM]:

Hackenberg just threw a 54-yard TD pass for Penn State. Beautiful pass. Close to 60 yards in the air. Effortless. Penn State up 23-10 in the 4th.

Spencer Hall [6:35 PM]:

twitpic.com/dbb7wn

Jason Kirk [6:35 PM]:

This… Doesn’t seem age appropriate: pic.twitter.com/oOzCu8hAUM
— Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) August 31, 2013

Rodger Sherman [6:34 PM]:

why is everybody throwing shade at future NFL QB logan thomas

Spencer Hall [6:33 PM]:

Virginia Tech’s receivers are not very good at catching the ball. #analysis

Mike Prada [6:33 PM]:

nicholls state is VERY EXCITED about actually stopping Oregon

republicofmilk [6:32 PM]:

@Mark Ennis byproduct of the human/gator metamorphosis.

Brian Floyd [6:32 PM]:

EDMUNDS IS RUNNING HIS BALLS OFF BUT LOEFFLER INSISTS ON GAINING 300 YARDS IN THE AIR TO UNLOCK AN XBOX ACHIEVEMENT.
— THE KEY PLAY (@thekeyplay) August 31, 2013

Mark Ennis [6:32 PM]:

Biggest news of the day: Brian Kelly's contract extension set to be announced post game.
— Keith Arnold (@KeithArnoldNBC) August 31, 2013

Jason Kirk [6:31 PM]:

WAY TO RUN THAT CLOCK, BAMA PUNT RETURNER

Jason Kirk [6:31 PM]:

Any QB can miss that long ball like that but man, you don't get many of those vs Alabama.
— Smart Football (@smartfootball) August 31, 2013

Addison Ryan [6:30 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Is that the excuse Driskel uses?

Mike Prada [6:30 PM]:

speed*

Mark Ennis [6:30 PM]:

@Addison Ryan Florida’s receivers don’t actually have arms.

Mike Prada [6:30 PM]:

now there’s acc sepeed

JHouse [6:30 PM]:

(Logan Thomas)

Kim McCauley [6:29 PM]:

Oh, Lolgan Thomas :(

Mark Ennis [6:29 PM]:

So, Coach Beamer, your thoughts on that pick-six?

Passive Voice [6:29 PM]:

how does “vinnie sunseri” not play at rutgers

Addison Ryan [6:28 PM]:

Alligator Arms… Was that a dig at Florida’s receivers?

Mark Ennis [6:28 PM]:

Jesus, Vt’s WR just quit the route. Awful.

Mike Prada [6:27 PM]:

@Jason Kirk couldn’t tell

Rodger Sherman [6:27 PM]:

around the world: Penn State now up 16-10 in the battle of teams who didn’t know who their QB was, OK State pulling away from Mississippi State, Iowa up 24-20 to end the #MACTION reign

Ryan Nanni [6:27 PM]:

Guys, Sam Ficken is 3/3 on field goals today. (plays 2Pac’s “Changes”)

Jason Kirk [6:25 PM]:

Reports of a Frank Beamer F-bomb. Anyone see?

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:24 PM]:

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Addison Ryan [6:24 PM]:

Hat Trick

Mark Ennis [6:24 PM]:

LOLogan Thomas.

Mike Prada [6:24 PM]:

order has been restored in atlanta

ssh08 [6:24 PM]:

LOLGAN THOMAS

Rodger Sherman [6:23 PM]:

Hello, confused Bama fan

by Brian Floyd, SBNation.com

Roll dang confusion at the sight of a defensive breakdown.

Oh No Romo [6:22 PM]:

With 10:50 left in the 1st quarter.

Jason Kirk [6:22 PM]:

@Oh No Romo #blessed

Megatongue [6:21 PM]:

ALMOST PUNTER TOUCHDOWN FOR NIU

Oh No Romo [6:21 PM]:

The prayers worked (or something). Tennessee is up 14-0 on Austin Peay.

Peter Berkes [6:21 PM]:

MSU QB Tyler Russell leaves game after hit to head

by Peter Berkes, SBNation.com

The Mississippi State signalcaller left the game after taking a knee to the helmet.

Mark Ennis [6:20 PM]:

If you’re curious what had that Alabama fan so befuddled, it was this 77 yard touchdown run.

Jason Kirk [6:20 PM]:

Can Nick Saban match wits with Scott Loeffler?
— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) August 31, 2013

Mark Ennis [6:19 PM]:

Alabama fans are understandably confused by that touchdown.

Addison Ryan [6:19 PM]:

I’m confused guys, when did VT join the SEC?

Spencer Hall [6:18 PM]:

Frank Beamer’s fixing a wagon axle on the sideline, so I think he’s relaxed and confident.

Addison Ryan [6:18 PM]:

BAma has never faced a defense quite like VT, it would seem

Jason Kirk [6:17 PM]:

77-yard run by Virginia Tech exceeded Alabama’s rushing D game totals in EIGHT of last year’s games.

Mike Prada [6:16 PM]:

they supposed to be acc

Chris Haines [6:16 PM]:

I mean, Georgia did show that the Tide can’t stop the run, Pawl.

ssh08 [6:15 PM]:

ACC SPEED

Ryan Nanni [6:15 PM]:

Somebody put a booster chair in the hot seat for Nick Saban.

Spencer Hall [6:15 PM]:

I’m going need someone to double check this on video for me because I think Virginia Tech just scored.

Addison Ryan [6:14 PM]:

Well then. 45-7?

Mark Ennis [6:14 PM]:

Holy crap, VT with a 78 yard touchdown run

Mike Prada [6:14 PM]:

whoa glitch in the system in atlanta

ssh08 [6:14 PM]:

VT VT VT VT VT VT VT VT

Jason Kirk [6:14 PM]:

PAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWLWLWLWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLWWWWL

Rodger Sherman [6:14 PM]:

VIRGINIA TECH SCORED

Oh No Romo [6:13 PM]:

So this is the broadcast for the Tennessee game, at least on ESPN3. http://twitpic.com/dbb5r9

Mark Ennis [6:12 PM]:

Alabama has 1st and goal at the 18, still scores on a 3 yard run on 3rd and goal.

Spencer Hall [6:12 PM]:

Touchdown, Alabama. Points-to-potential conversion indicates Virginia Tech now losing 45-0.

Megatongue [6:11 PM]:

Iowa just got a false start on a QB sneak. #B1G

ssh08 [6:10 PM]:

@Mark Ennis That’s allowed?

Mark Ennis [6:09 PM]:

You won’t believe it, but, Alabama was called for holding.

Clay Wendler [6:09 PM]:

Chris Haines [6:08 PM]:

Reviewing a fumble in the Penn State-‘Cuse. It’s really close.

Patrick Vint [6:07 PM]:

ND fans invited to support Figthing Irish

by Patrick Vint, SBNation.com

Some might say it's a spelling error. We aren't so quick to jump to conclusions. #Figs

Spencer Hall [6:06 PM]:

Forecast of a light drizzle of Run The Damn Ball for the Georgia Dome

Jason Kirk [6:06 PM]:

God thanked for new Vols coach

by Jason Kirk, SBNation.com

Oh, they don't do pregame invocations in your part of the country?

Mark Ennis [6:06 PM]:

That image courtesy of Jay Christensen

Good to see that Notre Dame has learned from the past: pic.twitter.com/ZlqACIg9vb
— JayChristensen (@JayChristensen) August 31, 2013

Mark Ennis [6:05 PM]:

Ha:

Addison Ryan [6:05 PM]:

VT’d D-line is actually winning, I think. Didn’t think I’d be typing that today.

Mark Ennis [6:04 PM]:

Virginia Tech defense playing admirably so far.

Chris Haines [6:04 PM]:

Hackenburg actually looks not so bad for Penn State

Spencer Hall [6:02 PM]:

Nevermind: he probably does.

Spencer Hall [6:02 PM]:

How does Bud Foster not assault his co-workers on a weekly basis?

Mark Ennis [6:01 PM]:

Tyler Russell is down for Miss State.

Mark Ennis [6:00 PM]:

That Fighthing Irish cup pic was courtesy of @DaveSobo3

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:59 PM]:

@Peter Berkes They schedule years in advance so you hope by the time you play Saban has finished consuming souls in state and moved on

Ryan Nanni [5:58 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Figthing Irish are fruit and cake!

Addison Ryan [5:58 PM]:

Saban vs Beamer Ball

Brian Floyd [5:58 PM]:

@Mark Ennis #blessed

Rodger Sherman [5:58 PM]:

@Mark Ennis the guy upstairs really knows when to make a change.

Mark Ennis [5:58 PM]:

What kind of Irish?

Mark Ennis [5:56 PM]:

Pregame prayer in Neyland thanked God for a new coach. #Ouch
— Wes Rucker (@wesrucker247) August 31, 2013

Mark Ennis [5:56 PM]:

@runthedive West Virginia opens with Alabama next year.

Kim McCauley [5:55 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman VT busts out the 2Pac hologram

Mark Ennis [5:55 PM]:

Meanwhile, Oklahoma State is settling into a nice rhythm against Miss State.

Addison Ryan [5:55 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman 7 points and a gold star for every score

Peter Berkes [5:55 PM]:

Why do people schedule Alabama?

Oh No Romo [5:55 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Next in line are enthusiastic equipment managers.

Rodger Sherman [5:54 PM]:

what happens if you have less than 11 players?

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:53 PM]:

If Virginia Tech keeps getting injuries Bama just might pull this thing out

Bud Elliott [5:52 PM]:

This is bad if Fuller is out. Virginia Tech is already playing one freshman.

Rodger Sherman [5:51 PM]:

@Addison Ryan WE GOT A BALLGAME

Mark Sandritter [5:50 PM]:

That VT manager obviously got into Holgo’s Red Bull supply.

ajkst1 [5:49 PM]:

DragonCon + Alabama fans = ROLL COSPLAY ROLL

Addison Ryan [5:49 PM]:

’Cuse scores

Rodger Sherman [5:49 PM]:

NC State QB Mitchell reportedly out 6 weeks

by Adam Jacobi, SBNation.com

According to reports, Brandon Mitchell will undergo foot surgery and miss up to half of the regular season.

Clay Wendler [5:49 PM]:

wooo

Raiders on the Storm [5:49 PM]:

I was just thinking this game needed more dragons

Mark Ennis [5:48 PM]:

Rodger Sherman [5:48 PM]:

@Addison Ryan They’re also 43 times better than Michigan State.

Jason Kirk [5:48 PM]:

Heads up, Virginia Tech: there's no way for the refs to know that you're targeting a toe
— Grimey (@loljocks_grimey) August 31, 2013

Addison Ryan [5:47 PM]:

So, I know it’s against Southeastern Michigan State Institute of Technology, but did anyone else think Michigan looked really, really good in the first half?

ssh08 [5:46 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Touchdowns? that doesn’t sound like good B1G football to me

Rodger Sherman [5:45 PM]:

PENN STATE SCORED A TOUCHDOWN! Apparently that’s legal.

Addison Ryan [5:44 PM]:

Should have caught that.

Oscar Gamble [5:43 PM]:

I’m sorry Frank Beamer, you’re going to have to pay for that 34 yard gain. Bama scores 34 consecutive points

Brian Floyd [5:43 PM]:

UPSET ALERT

Addison Ryan [5:43 PM]:

Wow he hangs on to the ball a long time…

Mark Ennis [5:43 PM]:

Tht was a really nice throw from Logan Thomas on 3rd down./

Rodger Sherman [5:42 PM]:

FIRST DOWN VT UPSET IN THE MAKING

ssh08 [5:42 PM]:

THEY DID SOMETHING

Rodger Sherman [5:42 PM]:

Is Virginia Tech gonna have positive yards this game?

Addison Ryan [5:42 PM]:

@Oh No Romo Exactly. Just when you think “we’re up by 7 touchdowns, we’re safe”, BAM, they strike!

Oscar Gamble [5:42 PM]:

Will Virginia Tech gain more yards than Alabama scores points?

chuckycrater [5:42 PM]:

14-3 OKST. Right down the field with the second-half kickoff.

Kim McCauley [5:41 PM]:

And there goes MSU

Oh No Romo [5:41 PM]:

@Addison Ryan False sense of security! I like the way you think.

Ryan Nanni [5:41 PM]:

Bama ain’t doing nothing 2012 Pitt didn’t.

Mark Ennis [5:40 PM]:

This game is going to be awful.

Addison Ryan [5:40 PM]:

Guys, we’ve got this all wrong. VT has them right where they want them

Rodger Sherman [5:40 PM]:

@Fullback U yes, but Cristiano Ronaldo would die.

Mark Ennis [5:39 PM]:

ssh08 [5:39 PM]:

@Fullback U Roll Tide

Oscar Gamble [5:39 PM]:

Could Real Madrid beat Alabama in soccer?

Addison Ryan [5:39 PM]:

There are no VT fans at this point. Only victims.

Bud Elliott [5:38 PM]:

Lolgan Thomas might get hurt. VT’s OL is nothing special and their skill guys suck. And he holds the ball forever.

Chris Haines [5:38 PM]:

I feel worse for VT fans than I did for UConn fans. And it’s only been 90 seconds.

ajkst1 [5:37 PM]:

Oh dear Hokies.

J.P. Mundy [5:37 PM]:

What time does the Kentucky WKU game start?

She Blinded Me With Violence [5:37 PM]:

Bama Ball.

Oscar Gamble [5:36 PM]:

Cue the: “Could Alabama beat an NFL (read: Jaguars) team?” Skip Bayless machine

Mark Ennis [5:36 PM]:

Virgina Tech, you can’t concede defeat until halftime.

Addison Ryan [5:36 PM]:

So… Beamer Ball, eh?

eightyseven [5:36 PM]:

Well that was fast

Kim McCauley [5:36 PM]:

Beamer Ball!

shephard [5:35 PM]:

roll damn tide

J.P. Mundy [5:35 PM]:

What in he hell was that

Ryan Nanni [5:35 PM]:

AJ McCarron’s Heisman candidacy remains dead.

Oscar Gamble [5:35 PM]:

WELP

Chris Haines [5:35 PM]:

Beamer. Ball.

Addison Ryan [5:35 PM]:

So Alabama is kinda good, eh?

Mark Ennis [5:35 PM]:

Well this one’s over.

JHouse [5:35 PM]:

Welp, the Bama game’s over.

ssh08 [5:35 PM]:

#goacc

Rodger Sherman [5:35 PM]:

OK State scores on Mississippi State and the SEC is basically awful

Mark Ennis [5:35 PM]:

VT runs triple option on 3rd and 10. Which makes total sense when you realize Scott Loeffler is a ponzi schemer.

Addison Ryan [5:35 PM]:

3rd and long? “Perfect time for a slow developing option play”

ssh08 [5:34 PM]:

did they really just run that play in 3rd and 10?

eightyseven [5:34 PM]:

Roland stays inbounds?

Oscar Gamble [5:34 PM]:

Ah yes, 3rd and long against Alabama, just where Beamer wanted to be

Rodger Sherman [5:33 PM]:

Virginia Tech went forward one yard on their first play which is better than I expected

Addison Ryan [5:33 PM]:

the Chick-fil-a cow should ref the first half

Mark Ennis [5:33 PM]:

It seems unlikely that Virginia Tech will win today.

Oscar Gamble [5:33 PM]:

Roll Tide?

Oh No Romo [5:33 PM]:

ROLE TIDE?

Brian Floyd [5:33 PM]:

ROLL TIDE

Jason Kirk [5:32 PM]:

Nobody loses their damn minds over a special teams tackle quite like Tide fans.

shephard [5:32 PM]:

ROLL TIDE

eightyseven [5:31 PM]:

ROLL TIDE

Spencer Hall [5:31 PM]:

Nick Saban is here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. He’s got plenty of gum. He just doesn’t like you, that’s all.

Mark Ennis [5:31 PM]:

So Alabama/VT about to kick off. VT is starting a true freshman at LT.

Jason Kirk [5:30 PM]:

WE JUST CALLED THE HELL OUTTA YOU

Jason Kirk [5:29 PM]:

HEY COIN

Jason Kirk [5:29 PM]:

HEY COIN

Jason Kirk [5:29 PM]:

BAMA WON THE TOSS

Rodger Sherman [5:29 PM]:

BAMA BOUT TO HAPPEN

ssh08 [5:29 PM]:

@Mark Ennis LOL

Oh No Romo [5:29 PM]:

I wonder how many Belk Bowl shirts David Cutcliffe owns…

Jason Kirk [5:29 PM]:

We just heard a mashup of Enter Sandman and Sweet Home Alabama here at the Dome. It was horrible wonderful.

Ryan Nanni [5:28 PM]:

@Patrick Vint (contract extennnnsion)

Mark Ennis [5:28 PM]:

Julio looks like he could still play.
— Cecil Hurt (@CecilHurt) August 31, 2013

Mark Ennis [5:28 PM]:

He knows Julio Jones does actually still play, right?

Chris Haines [5:27 PM]:

@Patrick Vint And they say Kirk Ferentz has given up

Patrick Vint [5:27 PM]:

Iowa ran 47 plays in the first half. The offense ran 53 plays in the entire game against PSU last year. Who am I? Why am I here?

Mark Ennis [5:25 PM]:

Ok, folks. Notre Dame/Temple is back from the half. Oklahoma State/Mississippi State will be shortly as well.

ssh08 [5:25 PM]:

Safety Watch in Fayetteville

Chris Haines [5:24 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Exactly.

Rodger Sherman [5:23 PM]:

@Chris Haines more points, too.

Ryan Nanni [5:23 PM]:

I assume Michigan has 35 points because if they hit 50 FREE PIZZA U GUYZ

Chris Haines [5:23 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Actually switched to baseball just now. It’s better than that game.

Peter Berkes [5:22 PM]:

@Mark Ennis That scoreline doesn’t accurately reflect just how boring it’s been

Mark Ennis [5:21 PM]:

Penn State leads Syracuse 6-3 at halftime for those of you that love baseball.

ssh08 [5:20 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman #mayans

Rodger Sherman [5:20 PM]:

@ssh08 i mean, look at the flooding at BYU Virginia

ssh08 [5:19 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman I’ll take signs of the apocalypse for $400, Alex

Rodger Sherman [5:19 PM]:

Iowa has more points than the combined scores of Oklahoma State-Mississippi State and Penn State-Syracuse

Oh No Romo [5:18 PM]:

Duke is up 28-0 over North Carolina Central w/ 4:09 left.

Rodger Sherman [5:18 PM]:

Check that: iowa is LEADING Northern Illinois 24-17

Mark Ennis [5:16 PM]:

@Oh No Romo Likely. He’ll eventually write a poem about it.

Rodger Sherman [5:16 PM]:

Iowa-Northern Illinois tied at 17-1zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ryan Nanni [5:15 PM]:

I don’t know what Dan Mullen’s telling his team at halftime. I do know he’s doing it while breaking boards with his head.

Oh No Romo [5:14 PM]:

@Mark Ennis this is Al Groh’s doing, right?

Kim McCauley [5:14 PM]:

@Jason Kirk No FSN for me, but that’ll go on my computer screen when Match of the Day is over.

Rodger Sherman [5:12 PM]:

@Kevin McCauley rammer jammer comin up

eightyseven [5:12 PM]:

TD best jerseys ever

Mark Ennis [5:11 PM]:

Meanwhile the UVA/BYU game is experiencing flooding of biblical proportions.

Jason Kirk [5:10 PM]:

@Kevin McCauley FSN for ULL-Arkansas!

Mark Ennis [5:10 PM]:

@Kevin McCauley Temple/ND is on NBC, BYU/UVA is delayed on ESPNU so you’re getting Arkansas/LaLa

Peter Berkes [5:10 PM]:

You can watch Oregon melt Nicholls State on FS1

Kim McCauley [5:08 PM]:

Friends: What channel should I turn to while MSU-OSU is at halftime?

eightyseven [5:08 PM]:

Thanks for the mups, NBC

Brian Floyd [5:08 PM]:

@Mark Ennis #goaac

chuckycrater [5:07 PM]:

Mike Gundy’s face made me check the color profile on my TV.

Mark Ennis [5:07 PM]:

You guys, look how small USF made the AAC logo

eightyseven [5:07 PM]:

oh “Our Lady”

Matt Brown [5:07 PM]:

Meanwhile, UVA’s stadium is apparently washing away. http://t.co/tthQA2g7vk

chuckycrater [5:06 PM]:

Wow, CLANGA almost ran a blocked field goal back for a score.

Rodger Sherman [5:06 PM]:

@Mark Ennis they have given up MULTIPLE passing touchdowns to tommy rees, so

Mark Ennis [5:05 PM]:

Respectable effort from Temple so far. 14-6, PAT just blocked.

Rodger Sherman [5:04 PM]:

that pitbull ad

Rodger Sherman [5:04 PM]:

omg

Rodger Sherman [5:04 PM]:

holy crap i just saw that pitbull ad

Mark Ennis [5:03 PM]:

Dan Mullen goes for it on 4th and a mile at midfield,gets sacked. OSU takes over at midfield.

Chris Haines [5:03 PM]:

@Mark Ennis DOSE JEANS

Rodger Sherman [5:03 PM]:

pitbull and I are the two most prominent Cubans in the world of college football

Jason Kirk [5:03 PM]:

PHIL KNIGHT’S LOST HIS FASTBALL

Mark Ennis [5:02 PM]:

Sex.

Ryan Nanni [5:02 PM]:

Oregon can’t even shut out Nichols State. SOMEBODY GET RICH BROOKS.

Chris Haines [5:01 PM]:

Syracuse - Penn State is a real barn burner, in the sense that it is tragic and some horses died
— Bill Hanstock (@sundownmotel) August 31, 2013

ssh08 [5:00 PM]:

Iowa has scored 17 straight. is that legal?

josejose50 [4:59 PM]:

@Mark Ennis and I now have a new favorite Florida player

Rodger Sherman [4:59 PM]:

@Spencer Hall LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME

eightyseven [4:59 PM]:

@Spencer Hall I would say I hate him but it turns out he released “Culo”. Stupid guilty pleasures.

josejose50 [4:59 PM]:

@Jason Kirk textbook targetting… what happened in the TAMU game…ehhh not so much

Chris Haines [4:59 PM]:

@Spencer Hall Yeeeeaaahh uh yeeeeeaaahh uh YEAH

Mark Ennis [4:59 PM]:

Informed that Kirk Herbstreit picked Toledo, UF's Dominique Easley says, "I don't listen to him. He probably never played football."
— Jason Lieser (@PBPjasonlieser) August 31, 2013

Jason Kirk [4:58 PM]:

ssh08 [4:58 PM]:

@Jason Kirk horrendous hit

Brian Floyd [4:58 PM]:

And that, friends, is a perfect example of an ejectable hit!

JHouse [4:58 PM]:

@Jason Kirk yep, that’s a dirty one

Chris Haines [4:58 PM]:

@Jason Kirk YIKES

Mark Ennis [4:58 PM]:

@Jason Kirk My God, that’s dirty.

Jason Kirk [4:57 PM]:

Spencer Hall [4:57 PM]:

Pitbull is playing here in the stadium. This party cannot be stopped per the laws of Georgia and our nation.

Oh No Romo [4:57 PM]:

Arkansas back in the lead, 14-7.

Rodger Sherman [4:56 PM]:

i think OK state misses wes lunt imho

Rodger Sherman [4:55 PM]:

well said

Rodger Sherman [4:55 PM]:

Oklahoma State scored! Oklahoma State scored! Oklahoma State scored! Oklahoma State scored! Oklahoma State scored! Oklahoma State scored!
— SB Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) August 31, 2013

ssh08 [4:55 PM]:

so I think OK State found something that may work on offense, maybe

Ryan Nanni [4:55 PM]:

Everything is fine, Oklahoma State fans. Pay no attention to the police car on fire.

Mark Ennis [4:54 PM]:

JW Walsh keeps on the option and despite being pushed around the entire first half, Oklahoma State now leads 7-3.

JHouse [4:54 PM]:

Sportspoints in the Ok St game!

Brian Floyd [4:54 PM]:

Sumlin says Manizel penalty "wasn't very smart"

by Patrick Vint, SBNation.com

The Texas A&M head coach was clearly unhappy with his quarterback's extracurricular activities during a 21-point win over Rice.

Mark Ennis [4:53 PM]:

@Jason Kirk receivers ain’t doing a thing against a brand new MSU secondary. Only offense has been JW Walsh and the option game.

Ricky Muncie [4:53 PM]:

@Spencer Hall Pics or it didn’t happen. Oh, wait. It probably did.

Spencer Hall [4:53 PM]:

I will be liveblogging the VT/Bama game with Jason. I will try to keep what Bama does here as family-friendly as an atrocity can be.

Mark Ennis [4:52 PM]:

Oklahoma State runs the option and Walsh takes it all the way to the Miss State 10. Now first and goal at the MSU 2.

Jason Kirk [4:52 PM]:

Not watching OK State, so what, uh, would we say is going all sideways there?

Rodger Sherman [4:52 PM]:

i’m not sure there’s anything such as a “definite targeting call,” but that was it

chuckycrater [4:52 PM]:

Finally something for Oklahoma State on offense

Jason Kirk [4:51 PM]:

Iowa and NIU are tied, to no surprise whatsoever.

josejose50 [4:51 PM]:

Oh snap that was a bad hit at the Oregon game…could be ejction

Ryan Nanni [4:50 PM]:

James Bates is in the booth for this Oregon game, so get ready for an entire second half of Spurrier impression.

Mark Ennis [4:49 PM]:

Oklahoma State will once again try and move the football forward. 6th possession. Previous five: 5 punts, 3 first downs.

Rodger Sherman [4:49 PM]:

@Oh No Romo BERRRRRRT

Oh No Romo [4:48 PM]:

And TD Louisiana-Lafayette. Tied 7-7 with Arky early in 2nd.

Spencer Hall [4:47 PM]:

One-shouldered houndstooth evening dress in the stands? CHECK.

Rodger Sherman [4:47 PM]:

Penn State kicks an actual field goal instead of faking, so it’s 3-3 between #B1G and #GoACC

Rodger Sherman [4:46 PM]:

if you don’t have a QB, I think you run all your offense out of fake FG sets.

Mark Ennis [4:45 PM]:

@josejose50 Hey, let’s show Sasquatch Greg Davis. RAWR

josejose50 [4:45 PM]:

@Mark Ennis messing with sasquatch… making him think hes at a real football game

republicofmilk [4:45 PM]:

@Mark Ennis relying on UGA and Clemson for anything seems like a bad policy.

Chris Haines [4:43 PM]:

Successful fake field goal by Penn State!

Mark Ennis [4:43 PM]:

That’s at the Iowa game.

JHouse [4:43 PM]:

Penn State fake FG!! Beautiful

Mark Ennis [4:43 PM]:

That’s a big blow for Doeren because that offense went right down the field and scored on both possessions with Mitchell at QB.

Mark Ennis [4:42 PM]:

Dave Doeren confirms QB Brandon Mitchell will miss 4 to 6 weeks with a broken bone in his left foot
— Joe Giglio (@jwgiglio) August 31, 2013

ajkst1 [4:42 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman We’ve still got the big games tonight. Could get fun.

Mark Ennis [4:41 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman unfortunately I think you’re right. Hoping UGA-Clemson redeem the day.

Rodger Sherman [4:40 PM]:

I think we used up all our fun on Thursday night. Besides JFF trolling, incredibly boring day thus far

ajkst1 [4:39 PM]:

Clangas gonna clang.

Mark Ennis [4:38 PM]:

I don’t mean to keep harping on this, but, Oklahoma State can’t do a damned thing against Mississppi State.

Megatongue [4:38 PM]:

I don’t know why this #B1G commercial is showing coaches diagramming plays. They should just be drawing up punt formatios

Rodger Sherman [4:37 PM]:

Three turnovers in a span of five plays in Syracuse-Penn State. #goacc #B1G
— Chris Vannini (@ChrisVannini) August 31, 2013

chuckycrater [4:36 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Of course that would happen in Arkansas.

Peter Berkes [4:36 PM]:

Penn State! Syracuse! Turnovers! Lots of ’em!

Mark Ennis [4:35 PM]:

t-shirt cannon blew up!

Mark Ennis [4:35 PM]:

I'm told someone has been taken from stadium on a stretcher after a T-shirt cannon blew up on the sideline. We heard a loud boom earlier.
— Matt Jones (@NWAMatt) August 31, 2013

Rodger Sherman [4:34 PM]:

this isn’t relevant to anything but

Megatongue [4:34 PM]:

@Mark Ennis /Jim Delany places a collect call to Stillwater

Brian Floyd [4:34 PM]:

Rodger Sherman [4:34 PM]:

@chuckycrater yeah, but schools who had Heisman finalists last year NEVER lose to elite FCS teams. oh wait

Mark Ennis [4:34 PM]:

Stefon Diggs said his motivation for not falling on his touchdown catch came from knowing his teammates would make fun of him.
— Testudo Times (@testudotimes) August 31, 2013

Mark Ennis [4:33 PM]:

20 minutes of football, Oklahoma State has a first down.

Jason Kirk [4:33 PM]:

Gators DT Dominique Easley says he doesn't really care about football as much as he cares about "beating people up."
— Jason Lieser (@PBPjasonlieser) August 31, 2013

chuckycrater [4:32 PM]:

By the way, Sam Houston State’s been to the FCS title game the last two years. THey’re no slouch.

Rodger Sherman [4:32 PM]:

Cuse up 3-0 on Penn State. Thriller.

Jason Kirk [4:32 PM]:

This Rice-A&M game has lasted long enough to cook 1,000 bowls of Minute Rice. It’s lasted 1,000 minutes, I think.

Rodger Sherman [4:31 PM]:

@Mike Prada why don’t you love America

Spencer Hall [4:30 PM]:

Bama special teams warming up here. THE GAME IS ALREADY OVER.

chuckycrater [4:30 PM]:

Definitely BearKats. Huntsville, Texas. Not ar from Houston.

Mark Ennis [4:30 PM]:

I’m amazed that Oklahoma State can’t do a damned thing against Mississippi State.

Chris Barnewall [4:30 PM]:

I’m drinking!..coke

Mike Prada [4:30 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman i have five days left on a beer lent, so i am drinking water

Jason Kirk [4:29 PM]:

Can confirm BearKats.

Rodger Sherman [4:29 PM]:

Only @josejose50 told me what he was drinking, so I don’t want to talk to any of the rest of you

Chris Haines [4:29 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Thought that was a joke, but nope, they are the BearKats.

Rodger Sherman [4:28 PM]:

Mark Ennis [4:28 PM]:

You don’t have to connect to the head for it to be an ejection. You launch, no matter where you connect, you get the boot.

GRAIG [4:28 PM]:

Advocate winning the commercial race 2k13.

Rodger Sherman [4:28 PM]:

BearKats.

Chris Barnewall [4:28 PM]:

TRAP GAME

Rodger Sherman [4:28 PM]:

(SHSU are the BearKats.)

Chris Barnewall [4:27 PM]:

Brian posted a really good picutre on twitter. Actually probably not an ejetion

Rodger Sherman [4:27 PM]:

NOT SAM HOUSTON STATE

Rodger Sherman [4:27 PM]:

A&M DB Deshazor Everett, who was suspended for 1st half today, was just ejected for targeting & now will miss 1st half of Sam Houston St gm.
— Bruce Feldman (@BFeldmanCBS) August 31, 2013

Chris Haines [4:27 PM]:

lol

Chris Haines [4:27 PM]:

I can't stop laughing at this. RT @pistolsguy: Sweet hair, Dan - pic.twitter.com/3CqM5KkkTB
— Adam Kramer (@KegsnEggs) August 31, 2013

Chris Haines [4:26 PM]:

chuckycrater [4:26 PM]:

He also got a good step and a half into him after the ball was gone.

Chris Haines [4:26 PM]:

@GRAIG It does only sorta resemble football right now.

Jason Kirk [4:25 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Looks like a launch to me.

josejose50 [4:25 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Diet coke for now, switching to Dead Guy Ale for 2nd quarter of UM CMU

Chris Barnewall [4:25 PM]:

Actually arms are fine, he still unnecessarily lept

GRAIG [4:25 PM]:

@Chris Haines just checking in. Syracuse vs. Penn State makes me miss football.

Chris Haines [4:25 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Ejection seems stiff to me.

JHouse [4:25 PM]:

@Jason Kirk was that a tipped pass?

Chris Barnewall [4:25 PM]:

Definitely, he jumped and led with his head while his arms were back

Oh No Romo [4:25 PM]:

@Mark Ennis counterpoint: Kirk Ferentz is building an empire…of adequacy…

Chris Haines [4:24 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman I have a bottle of water. It is good.

Mark Ennis [4:24 PM]:

@Jason Kirk by the letter of the rule, he crouched and launched. So, probably.

ssh08 [4:24 PM]:

@Jason Kirk not even close

Rodger Sherman [4:24 PM]:

What are y’all people eating and dranking out there? Got some Left Hand Milk Stout in the glass

Jason Kirk [4:24 PM]:

Ejection-worthy hit?

Chris Haines [4:24 PM]:

@GRAIG HEY MAN

Mark Ennis [4:24 PM]:

Man, Kirk Ferentz is just stealing from Iowa.

Jason Kirk [4:24 PM]:

Chris Haines [4:23 PM]:

Injury in the Penn State game. Announcer: “I don’t want to speculate, but (proceeds to speculate).”

GRAIG [4:23 PM]:

@Chris Haines I wish you wouldn’t drink so much, Bert.

Oh No Romo [4:23 PM]:

This Iowa game…

Ryan Nanni [4:22 PM]:

Mike Nichols State clearly overmatched in Eugene.

jdguggs10 [4:22 PM]:

Hello

republicofmilk [4:21 PM]:

@Crocshots fall is finally here!

Rodger Sherman [4:21 PM]:

NIU up 10-0 on Iowa #B1G

JHouse [4:21 PM]:

ABC announcers are REALLY setting up Clemson for a Clemsoning.

Megatongue [4:20 PM]:

The first Greg Davis bubble screen of the day.

Chris Haines [4:20 PM]:

Ryan Van Bibber [4:20 PM]:

@Run Home Jack the locals are VERY bothered by Bert’s windbreaker

Mark Ennis [4:20 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman pretty sure that line comes from Sun Tzu.

Rodger Sherman [4:20 PM]:

FS1’s key for Nicholls State is “Colonels can’t beat Colonels”

Mark Ennis [4:19 PM]:

Oklahoma State looks like hot garbage offensively. One first down on three possessions.

Megatongue [4:19 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber Cause, Bert.

Ryan Nanni [4:19 PM]:

Touchdown Arkansas! You’re about to see Bret Bielema’s piercings. (They’re not where you think.)

eightyseven [4:19 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman WWDD is the motto #yolo

Mark Ennis [4:18 PM]:

Temple is driving now. First down at the Notre Dame 35.

Ryan Van Bibber [4:18 PM]:

Why’s there a B1G game in Fayetteville

republicofmilk [4:18 PM]:

@josejose50 aren’t they all?

josejose50 [4:17 PM]:

This is going to be a long season for Iowa isnt it?

Rodger Sherman [4:16 PM]:

@Jason Kirk BILLS EVERYWHERE/KILL EVERYTHING/DRAKE STAND FOR DO RIGHT AND KILL EVERYTHING

Megatongue [4:16 PM]:

Oh Iowa…

JHouse [4:15 PM]:

Johnny F F should probably give a speech to his teammates about what he learned after that unsportsmanlike penalty.

Peter Berkes [4:15 PM]:

How in the world did Manziel get a flag for that?

BrodyLogan [4:15 PM]:

@ajkst1 IT’S LABOR DAY LEASE AWAY AT JW WALSH CHEVROLET!

Mike Prada [4:15 PM]:

“JW Walsh Financial Planning Services. Secure your future”

Peter Berkes [4:14 PM]:

PSU WR Allen Robinson suspended for Syracuse game

by Peter Berkes, SBNation.com

The dreaded "disciplinary issue" suspension has claimed another player.

Jason Kirk [4:14 PM]:

ajkst1 [4:14 PM]:

Come on down to JW Walsh Nissan. We’ve got great deals on Altimas and Sentras!

Megatongue [4:13 PM]:

Iowa just got a defensive holding call on a 3rd and long screen pass

BrodyLogan [4:13 PM]:

JW Walsh owns a series of Ford dealerships

ajkst1 [4:13 PM]:

Nicholls State has a WR named DEMON BOLT.

Chris Haines [4:13 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Prolly just heat lightning and not real Alabama lightning.

Mark Ennis [4:13 PM]:

Oregon scores on Nicholls State in 1:31.

Chris Barnewall [4:12 PM]:

The lightning during the UNC USC game was because of Storm Johnson lighting up Akron

Rodger Sherman [4:12 PM]:

THUNDER (ac/dc chants)

ssh08 [4:12 PM]:

@Jason Kirk God just doesn’t want us to suffer through more #goacc

Mark Ennis [4:12 PM]:

Oklahoma State has gone to JW Walsh at QB now.

Jason Kirk [4:12 PM]:

SO MUCH LIGHTNING THIS WEEK

Jason Kirk [4:12 PM]:

BYU-Uva game delayed due to lightning in the area.
— Jay Drew (@drewjay) August 31, 2013

Mark Ennis [4:11 PM]:

Oklahoma State resumes its quest to get a first down on its 3rd possession against Mississippi State.

JHouse [4:11 PM]:

Gilmore sounds like more of an SEC shill than Danielson.

Chris Haines [4:11 PM]:

Mississippi allowed 6 total yards in punt returns last year. That is bonkers.

Megatongue [4:09 PM]:

Chuck Long just said that Greg Davis did a great job at Texas. Your B1G network D-team, everybody

republicofmilk [4:09 PM]:

@BrodyLogan huh, I am a better person

Rodger Sherman [4:09 PM]:

Penn State-Cuse tied at zero after a quarter. Almost like neither team knowing who their QB was before .4 days ago was a bad thing

Spencer Hall [4:08 PM]:

I like that Texas A&M just farted around today and has 52 points on the board.

BrodyLogan [4:08 PM]:

@republicofmilk http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ponzu%20scheme

Chris Barnewall [4:07 PM]:

Wha’ts he so pissed about? His awful offense?

ssh08 [4:07 PM]:

@Mike Prada I’d still do it even if I was an out of shape blogger

republicofmilk [4:07 PM]:

@BrodyLogan actually it’s a really weird typing interface. But your way sounds delicious

Mark Ennis [4:06 PM]:

Yikes. Muschamp is pissed.

Clay Wendler [4:06 PM]:

Chris Haines [4:06 PM]:

ATTENTION: @DanRubenstein is now green pant-ed. Repeat: @DanRubenstein has gone full greentrouser.
— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) August 31, 2013

Mike Prada [4:06 PM]:

if i were a football player instead of an out-of-shape blogger, i’d pick up any incomplete pass and start running the other way, just because

BrodyLogan [4:06 PM]:

@republicofmilk now I just think there’s some awesome scam centered around fancy soy sauce.

Jason Kirk [4:06 PM]:

"I'm going to meet with Mr. Foley to see if y'all will even be allowed back in here again. ... It's bad journalism. 'Sources said.'" - WM
— OnlyGators.com (@onlygators) August 31, 2013

chuckycrater [4:06 PM]:

That was a really, really, really bad pass by Okie State.

Mark Ennis [4:05 PM]:

All of Chelf’s throws are low and off target.

Chris Barnewall [4:05 PM]:

These Miss ST helmets sure are…something.

Jason Kirk [4:05 PM]:

"It's wrong. It's damn wrong. Our trust is done. I can assure you that. I don't know where them GatorCountry guys are, but we're done."
— OnlyGators.com (@onlygators) August 31, 2013

Glopknar [4:05 PM]:

Iowa huehuehue

BrodyLogan [4:05 PM]:

I count slot “arcades” as casinos. Are those things still around? Poppa wants a new serving dish!

republicofmilk [4:05 PM]:

@BrodyLogan you forgot the ponzu schemes

Chris Haines [4:04 PM]:

And then the new QB fumbles. Syracuse ball.

Chris Haines [4:04 PM]:

QB change for Penn State (was expected at some point, but still only 1st quarter)

Chris Barnewall [4:04 PM]:

HEY! The Florida economy wishes it was ran on casinos.

Rodger Sherman [4:03 PM]:

TOMMY REES has two touchdown passes on three passes. I also just momentarily confused him with Dayne Crist in my head

BrodyLogan [4:03 PM]:

@Run Home Jack add a casino and you have the entire Florida economy.

2883 [4:03 PM]:

@Jason Kirk That’s not targetting the head or anything is it?

Ryan Nanni [4:02 PM]:

@BrodyLogan Any good meth lab should double as a tailgate. And a day care.

Chris Haines [4:02 PM]:

Johnny Manziel and Amanda Bynes come back on the same day. #Illuminati
— Mike Rutherford (@CardChronicle) August 31, 2013

Mike Prada [4:00 PM]:

yeah i mean there were three defenders there, but AT LEAST it was short of the first down

Rodger Sherman [4:00 PM]:

@Crocshots better than their ad from a few years back touting their writing program by misspelling “Tennessee Williams”

Mark Ennis [4:00 PM]:

Pick off a tipped pass in the Missisippi State game.

ajkst1 [4:00 PM]:

Bless you Alexi Lalas.

All you football folks: Why won't Manziel become another Tebow? I can't take another broken heart.
— Alexi Lalas (@AlexiLalas) August 31, 2013

Rodger Sherman [4:00 PM]:

POKES PICK

Peter Berkes [3:59 PM]:

Reesus is 3-3, 115 yards, 2 TDs. As we all predicted.

Clay Wendler [3:59 PM]:

BrodyLogan [3:59 PM]:

Hey Tub, what to do with your meth lab when it comes time to tailgate?

Megatongue [3:59 PM]:

The University of Iowa has a commercial touting its John Deere testing facility. #B1G

Jason Kirk [3:59 PM]:

@Chris Haines Yeah, I think announcers are a little too eager to see the rule in action.

GB330033 [3:59 PM]:

God I hope Texas doesn’t join in the “Let’s embarass the Big 12” party that everyone seems to be having

Rodger Sherman [3:58 PM]:

Johnny Manziel makes money, autograph gestures

by Rodger Sherman, SBNation.com

Johnny Manziel really took his punishment to heart.

Peter Berkes [3:58 PM]:

Iowa football RT @HS_BHGP: Welp.
— Jon Walsh (@j85royals) August 31, 2013

2883 [3:58 PM]:

Watching Penn State play CFB like it’s Madden 4th and 4 from your own 30 let’s go for it..

Chris Haines [3:58 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Ah, they were talking about the targeting rule on the broadcast (and I had only just turned it on) so wasn’t sure if there had been and ejection or something.

Mark Ennis [3:58 PM]:

Oklahoma State is allergic to Ladarius Perkins. Which is bad because they’ve been charged with tackling him.

Mike Prada [3:58 PM]:

oklahoma state showing off that big 12 defense

Megatongue [3:57 PM]:

FUMBRE IOWA #B1G

BrodyLogan [3:56 PM]:

@Run Home Jack turns out looking this good IS a crime!

Jason Kirk [3:56 PM]:

@Chris Haines No sir, just a big, old-fashioned football hit.

ajkst1 [3:56 PM]:

What’s that you say? A neutral site game 8 hours from each school isn’t sold out? Why that’s crazy talk.

Megatongue [3:56 PM]:

“First Downs are hard to get”- Chuck Long

Chris Haines [3:56 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Targeting ejection?

Mark Ennis [3:55 PM]:

Mississippi State forces a three and out.

Jason Kirk [3:55 PM]:

Brian Floyd [3:55 PM]:

ILLINOIS STATE CHAMPS

by Jason Kirk, SBNation.com

Our one-score win over the Salukis.

Mike Prada [3:54 PM]:

GIVE ’EM MANHELL JOHNNY

Megatongue [3:54 PM]:

No AIRBHG sighting yet

Rodger Sherman [3:54 PM]:

Mississippi State HYPNODAWGs up three on the cowboy types

Chris Haines [3:54 PM]:

@GB330033 That feels like an understatment.

Chris Barnewall [3:54 PM]:

A&M is running away! Manziel money hands!

ajkst1 [3:53 PM]:

Rod Gilmore said that Russell should lead his receiver towards the S in the end zone. It was the end zone that said MISSISSIPPI STATE.

GB330033 [3:53 PM]:

Uses a ton of bandwidth though, and requires a shitload of cable management

GB330033 [3:53 PM]:

It’s actually surprisingly easy to follow. I’ve been perfecting it over three years. Only one has audio at any given time.

Ryan Nanni [3:52 PM]:

Somebody remind Brody to check in with his PO before the end of the day.

Dan Rubenstein [3:52 PM]:

@GB330033 That’s way too much, but still … admirable

Rodger Sherman [3:52 PM]:

@GB330033 who hurt you?

Raiders on the Storm [3:52 PM]:

Nick Saban is so happy watching A&M’s defense get beaten up he only sacrificed one puppy before today’s game

BrodyLogan [3:52 PM]:

I’m here for the jokes.

eightyseven [3:52 PM]:

@GB330033 And they said men couldn’t multitask.

Megatongue [3:51 PM]:

@GB330033 THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE! /Slaps you on the ass, hard.

Peter Berkes [3:51 PM]:

Penn State just lined up with what appeared to be 97 tight ends, which should be illegal if I recall correctly

Mark Ennis [3:50 PM]:

Mississippi State melts off half the first quarter and gets a 3-0 lead over Oklahoma State

ssh08 [3:50 PM]:

@GB330033 Holy sensory overload, Batman!

GB330033 [3:50 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Weak.

Rodger Sherman [3:49 PM]:

@Chris Barnewall BLAME RUBENSTEIN

chuckycrater [3:49 PM]:

If you can get there in the next 11 minutes, the Las Vegas Hilton has Oregon as a 62-point favorite.

Chris Barnewall [3:48 PM]:

You have Nicholls State on the big screen right?

Peter Berkes [3:48 PM]:

Guys, Iowa just punted.

Ryan Nanni [3:48 PM]:

hey guys just wanna point out florida ain’t even gave up no touchdowns this season go gator

BrodyLogan [3:48 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman THANKS, RUBENSTEIN!

Mark Ennis [3:48 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Oregon Nicholls State will be a murderous blowout.

Megatongue [3:48 PM]:

Iowa just put 5 receivers on the field. I was not aware that was allowed

Peter Berkes [3:48 PM]:

Are we sure Syracuse isn’t Illinois?

Rodger Sherman [3:46 PM]:

Here at the SBN NYC offices, we got Mississippi State/Oklahoma State on one screen, UVA-BYU on the other, and are preparing for Oregon Nicholls State. Thoughts?

Mike Prada [3:46 PM]:

maryland 43, fiu 10. we comin’, virginia. #goacc

Mark Ennis [3:45 PM]:

The Big 12’s opening weekend of excellence continues with Mississippi State melting a smooth 6 minutes off the clock on its opening drive

Megatongue [3:45 PM]:

I’m thinking this NIU-Iowa game will a Michigan Stateian amount of punts in it and will end 7-3, because #B1G.

Rodger Sherman [3:44 PM]:

so, mississippi state oklahoma state is an actual football game between teams

Jason Kirk [3:42 PM]:

@Mark Ennis JOHNNY

Megatongue [3:42 PM]:

HAI