@Shoopmonster At least you aren’t a texas fan too somehow?

@AnthonyTX There is no way Saul would stoop so low as Texas football.

@Jason Kirk Let’s do this.

@Broncanous Mendenhall I’ll say yes to that haha

We’re planning on shutting down LIVE in just a few. Y’all cool with heading to the EDSBS night thread for overflow?

@Broncanous Mendenhall I have never seen the Longhorn Network. Because I am American, you see.

HAAAA THE CHICKEN DANCE

@BlueEggsAndSam Biggest image-to-voice disparity since… Susan Boyle?

@Shoopmonster Did your football team give up one million yards rushing? Better call Saul!

BYU has actually punted 4 times tonight. Stunning.

@Shoopmonster I misunderstood. Thought you were asking when we’d see those commercials on the Longhorn Network.

Well, that’s the problem, Texas! You’re supposed to run FORWARD!

@BlueEggsAndSam Oh I wasn’t meaning that, just they keep pumping out these giant white TEs that go pro. TE U, I guess.

@Shoopmonster Only 1 actually came from Indiana haha

@Jason Kirk everybody has their role to play.

Haven't been this disappointed in Texas football since last season.

— TheMarkHenry (@TheMarkHenry) September 8, 2013

BYU on pace for 820 rushing yards.

PINBALL INT!

REESUS

@Broncanous Mendenhall Oh, hey look. My wrists are really bleeding!

@AnthonyTX You live in a world where Jay Leno is gainfully employed and Jimmy Fallon is replacing him.

@StevePalazzolo @JasonKirkSBN going by texas' depth chart (not watching game), their D starters add up to 436. So no. They do not add up.

— Drew O'Neill (@drewoneill2) September 8, 2013

@Navy_Rebel Oh, I’m sure they’ve all had a few by now.

@Broncanous Mendenhall Just wanted to make sure. I know explaining jokes TOTALLY makes them funnier, too.

@Shoopmonster They grow naturally in Indiana.

@Shoopmonster The magic of the midwest?

@Shoopmonster That’s like asking why Duke has short, scrappy white guys who shoot 3-pointers.

@AnthonyTX Longhorns look like they’re a little drunk

@AnthonyTX Oh, I was following you. And it’s a totally acceptable insult, too. I’m at my limit at 1.7 beers.

@Broncanous Mendenhall When you put it in your vagina, yes.

@vlad3217 Highest BAC at an Ole Miss game was .53 I think. Burbon, of course.

@Jason Kirk Greg Davis crab offense, duh

@vlad3217 Does alcohol have more alcohol content now than it did when I was in college?

@vlad3217 Ahh, Wednesdays

So um how should BYU run out the clock without running up the score

@Navy_Rebel They found a student passed out near a building last week with a .37

@Navy_Rebel probably not.

@Navy_Rebel NO WAY

@vlad3217 Is that a record?

highest BAC at today’s wisconsin game: .30

BYU is also passing well against Texas.

@Jeremy Mauss Ah, I saw someone on twitter say teh msot Texas had ever given up was ~450

@Rodger Sherman Hill is averaging 15.3 YPC, so the rest of the team is clearly slacking.

@vlad3217 All-time for BYU, school record.

BYU should go for it on fourth down. This does not bode well

@Jeremy Mauss all time vs texas, not NCA

BYU has 8.9 yards per rush. is that good?

So much for BYU being a passing school. They just set all-time rushing record with 476 and counting. Oh, and there is still 2 minutes left in the third quarter

@jpoundr He’ll win Cheesecake Factory of the year and then give up 500 yards rushing to an 8 year old 7 years later.

@jpoundr He’ll probably end up recruiting a quiche for a cheesecake.

@AnthonyTX maybe Mack Brown will manage a Cheesecake Factory next year.

@jpoundr For none more than Vince Young.

The Texas-USC national title game feels like a century ago.

@Navy_Rebel I think he meant the game, but who knows.

@vlad3217 about the game or his job?

20:01 elapsed between opening kickoff and the first points scored in WAZU/USC.

USC has put up a tremendous zero points on a solid Wazzu defense

Nothing sucks like a burnt orange. BYU with 410 yards rushing.

And USC scores

BYU hits a field goal in off the post – 37-21 up on Texas late in the third

BYU bounces a kick off the upright and through. They lead 37-21 over texas in the 3rd.

NNew Mexicobeats UTEP in overtime

@Clay Wendler instant rec

http://cdn2.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ULTIMATE-FAT-MAN-TOUCHDOWN.gif

@Broncanous Mendenhall In a world where Washington State and USC combine for zero first quarter points, anything is possible. I feel so alone right now, so scared.

@Mark Ennis GIF or it didn’t happen

@Jason Kirk GLORIOUS.

@Jason Kirk fat man hook and lateral????

SMU scores to take a lead over Montana St.

TD and SMU leads

SMU making the most of their plays

@Spyder Mayhem Watch Illinois pull the upset next wee ah ha ha I can’t finish that statement.

http://cdn2.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ULTIMATE-FAT-MAN-TOUCHDOWN.gif

smu with second and goal from the Montana State 9 or so. 35 seconds left, MSU up 30-25

Halladay picked off again and USC is in Wazzu territory

@Pete Volk That sounded simply poetic.

@Spyder Mayhem Even Dan Hawkins got canned AGAIN.

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming! #FindingAHappyPlace

— Maize n Brew (@MaizenBrew) September 8, 2013

@Run Home Jack Not with Gene Chizik blocking the door to the interview room.

I'm officially prepared for one of the worst message board meltdowns in the 13-year history of http://t.co/on3Mk4XpiS. Buckled up.

— Geoff Ketchum (@gkketch) September 8, 2013

Washington State and USC locked in a defensive battle.

@jpoundr Welcome to the wormhole we all fell through.

@Mark Ennis Hope they play this way vs. Dr. Bo and the Shark Tank next week

SMU taking over at their 19, 3:45 left. they’re down 30-25 to Montana State

I changed from the defensive struggle between OU and WVU to see a quarterback wearing 98 throw a pick six to a dlineman wearing 7.

I think USC will be making a QB switch soon to Wittek

@Broncanous Mendenhall Sure as hell ain’t $Texas because that number is actually like 300 rushing yards given up to BYU

I heard the BYU/Texas QB in a knee brace comment this time

Taysom Hill is unstoppable. 26 yards up the gut, Texas down 33-14 with XP pending for BYU

@Clay Wendler Sorry :(

Double the GIF

Throw it throw it throw it throw it NO NO NO NO

@vlad3217 They just needed to replay it so they could gif it.

Worst INT of all time? Worst INT of all time.

fat guy INT TD!

Michigan DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERP

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Uh… did I just see some bondage at the BYU game?

WOW in Ann Arbor…

WHAT

@Mark Ennis 155,108. I don’t think Eminem was watching the game.

Michigan announces attendance for Notre Dame game as 115,109 -- largest crowd ever to watch a college football game.

— Greg Auman (@gregauman) September 8, 2013

Halladay INT in the end zone. USC ball.

@vlad3217 Only reason I was rooting for Tulsa, because puppies

@Milk Steak http://instagram.com/p/d9bf4yIFHq/

What

Wazzu is in the red zone against USC

If the first two weeks are any indication, one marquee game will live up to billing, and random other games will turn the WTF factor to 11.

@Mark Ennis I care, Mark. I care.

@Mark Ennis Jon Bois cares, whompin on some fools

@Mark Ennis Yup… It’s a down weekend, seriously. Still in cupcake game mode for most of these top-15 teams. Stanford-Army, FSU-Nevada, Ohio St.-Cal. All on top networks. Still watch, just looking forward to some blow-outs.

@Mark Ennis I’d remove Ole Miss/Texas on the grounds that it’s only the Longhorn Network

Wisco @ ASU could be interesting

@Passive Voice Hey, they did as good as the Big 12 last week! Moving up!

Nicholls State beats Western Michigan; MAC goes 2-2 against the FCS this weekend.

Forgot about Cal-Ohio State. That’ll be on FOX proper at 7 EST.

@Jason Kirk what other games matter, PAAAAWWWWWWLLLLL?

Next week: TCU-TTech, UofL-Kentucky, Tennessee-Oregon, UCF-Penn St, Vandy-S.Car, Miss st.-Auburn, Ole Miss-Texas.

@Oh No Romo Almost. Settling for a field goal.

@Oh No Romo or a regional audience.

@BlueEggsAndSam How so?

SMU might score here

@BlueEggsAndSam lol, what?

@Oh No Romo I think it’s national, just on different channels (ABC/ESPN/ESPN2) depending on region. There’s nothing on a 7:00 next week. Well, Texas-Ole Miss on LHN [cough].

@vlad3217 Because Notre Dame

@vlad3217 My DVR is saying teams to be announced. Pretty sure that’s another way of saying Purdue.

@Oh No Romo Maybe? Brent mentioned it and i had to look it up to verify. Even if it’s regional…why??

@Broncanous Mendenhall Mainly due to Fox Sports 1 being a dumpster fire.

@vlad3217 Will probably still beat Fox Sports 1’s ratings.

@vlad3217 It’s gotta be regional, right?

wait, the ABC night game next week is ND @ Purdue?? Seriously???

@Rodger Sherman Worst rap battle ever.

@Milk Steak Time to cancel all games in Oklahoma and go home.

@Broncanous Mendenhall so you’re telling me…the big east is just a basketball conference? ok, but i asked whats different,

@AnthonyTX THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.

@Broncanous Mendenhall Eminem’s from 2008, isn’t he?

@Shoopmonster @vlad3217 If a person from 2008 landed in 2013…

@Broncanous Mendenhall Don’t forget, it’s a conference game, too.

@Broncanous Mendenhall Instead of hovercars you got this!

@christoff79 I assume since Stanford agreed

It’s 2013 and I’m watching OU kill the clock against WVU in a game with only two combined TDs.

@Jeremy Mauss that guarantees no 15 yard jersey related penalties, right?

#SJSU asked for and received permission from Stanford and Pac-12 to wear gold jerseys. Visiting teams are required to wear light jerseys.

— Jimmy Durkin (@Jimmy_Durkin) September 8, 2013

@Broncanous Mendenhall Thanks. He waved his arms, so hopefully he’s okay. Not a WVU fan, just hate to see that.

@AnthonyTX Scary scene. Head immobilized in a stretcher.

@AnthonyTX Helmet-to-helmet with a teammate. He was initially moving his legs after it happened. Hopefully this is all precautionary.

Major injury OU-WVU. Not sure what happened, but they’re carting him off now.

@Shoopmonster Yeah, but this might get overturned

@Passive Voice Pretty sure the refs are reviewing it just to see how awesome it was

@vlad3217 To make it even simpler… Tackling.

@Broncanous Mendenhall And that is why college football is the best.

BYU has 348 yards rushing against Texas after one half

SMU fumble!

Texas trails BYU 27-14 at the half

ut/BYU game? hooray chaos

UAB has put more points up on LSU than either Oklahoma or WVU have scored. This is happening.

30 – 22 Montana State still up on SMUUUU

Meanwhile, in Utah, Texas is now trailing by ten to BYU

You just KNOW the Patriots are going to draft Drew Dileo. HE’S THE NEW WELKAH!

@Shoopmonster I was waiting for him to out Mr. White to Herbie

@Oh No Romo I missed it. Was trying to look at the Eminem interview again.

@Milk Steak Alaska, Montana…close enough.

“I’m really uncomfortable right now” /DEAD

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

THIS IS RIDICULOUS

@Shoopmonster I love that they went for 2.

ASKING EMINEM ABOUT BETTING

@Oh No Romo Yes indeed. Scoring that easily is a bit reassuring.

BYU scores despite Texas having 12 men on the field

@Shoopmonster Good recovery by the Bobcats

BA HA HA HERBSTREIT “YOU WANNA TAKE A BREAK”

@Mark Ennis METH

Hey Eminem, you enjoying the…hey…Em…

@Broncanous Mendenhall As far as I can tell, Oregon State moved to Minnesota and Minnesota moved to Oregon State without anyone noticing.

OH NO WHAT IS WRONG WITH EMINEM

@Rodger Sherman Landry Jones is the only other person worth mentioning

Per Mark May, watch for Bubba Smith to have a monster second half.

— Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerCBS) September 8, 2013

@Spyder Mayhem What happened to Oregon State? Did they find Greg Brady’s idol?

@Shoopmonster i meant this year/last year.

@Rodger Sherman They played Kirk Cousins in 2011 and Barkley in 2011 and Luck in 2011 and EJ Manuel in 2011. Last year? Not so much.

I cannot believe this WVU/Oklahoma game. It does. Not. Compute.

@Rodger Sherman Pfft, Sunseri 4EVA

@Jason Kirk Blaspheme

Texas’s D looking pretty helpless against BYU. Michael Alisa just carried some defenders about five yards.

@Run Home Jack It’s that damn dog.

Convo in the NYC offices: is Devin Gardner the best QB Notre Dame has played in the past two years, McCarron excepted?

Nicholls St. back in the lead with FG. 24-23 over WMU

@Jason Kirk It’s a spot the B1G can actually win occasionally now.

@quzybuk Eh, I normally hate the fun police but those jerseys are too dark for visitors

The guy on ESPN Goal Line sounds like Badger (from Breaking Bad) if he grew up in the South

@Mark Ennis One of the players’ mothers showed up at practice at that point.

@Pete Volk Barely. Texas should throw more, David Ash is 8 of 10 for 136

Texas muscles one in on the goalline, and take a second quarter lead over BYU

@Shoopmonster yeah, but there were legitimate reasons Oregon State was ranked. Then they lost a bad game to a very good FCS team.

@Milk Steak Garbage.

The WVU vs. UO game’s most exciting play… MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED.

@Rodger Sherman Oregon State was ranked. Preseason rankings mean nothing at all.

@quzybuk Yup, one penalty to start each half

@Rodger Sherman The Gipper….

@Milk Steak That is some garbage right there. Another penalty?

@Mark Ennis It’s what happens when you let Floridinians vote.

WVU is out of timeouts with 4:32 left in the third quarter.

@Milk Steak Quality hivemind.

@Rodger Sherman Pffft… echoes, duh.

@Rodger Sherman I figure a ton of voters actually meant to click on Northwestern.

@Rodger Sherman Echoes?

@Jeremy Mauss They have something in common!

@Rodger Sherman um…Rudy

Texas offensive coordinators finally realized that the BYU secondary is just awful.

BAUSERMANESQUE

@quzybuk Boardstreit Herbpire

@Broncanous Mendenhall Positively dapper.

@Jason Kirk Goofus and Gallon

@Jason Kirk quarts of em

@chuckycrater Absolutely

I THINK I’M BIG REES

@Shoopmonster Can’t let SMU hang around like that, Montana State.

@Shoopmonster On the last play of the half, what a disaster.

@Run Home Jack /trumpet sample

@Oh No Romo I get the feeling everyone does. No shortage of returners taking the kick out from five yards deep in the end zone.

@Broncanous Mendenhall I forgot about that

@Oh No Romo 75 yards.

BYU leading Texas 10-7. If Cougars really want in Big 12 they better not beat the Longhorns

— Brett McMurphy (@McMurphyESPN) September 8, 2013

@Broncanous Mendenhall They have 2 timeouts

@Oh No Romo So how will Richmond get in FG range in 33 seconds? Kickoff out of bounds? Penalties?

@Shoopmonster I believe it

@Shoopmonster #goacc

@Oh No Romo The answer is punt. Always punt.

@Oh No Romo Blink

@Milk Steak That’s OK because da U is, baby! [loses to BC]

@Broncanous Mendenhall Power of the #98 jersey… like all DLineman before him

Clowney: "I told the coaches you got to put me somewhere else. In the middle if you want to. Somewhere I can make some plays." #uhoh

— Dan Wolken (@DanWolken) September 8, 2013

Loved Tess piling on the insults. “Texas gives up a touchdown to a guy coming off a torn ACL with a knee brace on”

BYU QB outruns Texas defense. HAHAHAHAHA

Musberger: “TAKE THE OVER”

@karasz411 “Water sucks! It really, really sucks!”

@quzybuk You mean Bert.

@chuckycrater Bret hasn’t been able to make an impact in recruiting ACC quarterbacks yet.

You're looking live at Phil Steele's #1 OL in the nation, the Texas LonghoPUNT.

— The Solid Verbal (@SolidVerbal) September 8, 2013

@Milk Steak Maybe… maybe it wasn’t just a GERG problem?

@Milk Steak Texas likes to show up fashionably late to football games. Dating back to the Vince Young era.

@Broncanous Mendenhall Really offsets the Brian Kelly I will murder your family screaming face

@Broncanous Mendenhall Bill Stewart done whittled himself one of them voodoo dolls after that game.

@karasz411 Man, WVU and Clemson have had staggeringly different trajectories since their Orange Bowl.

@Milk Steak Good thing you probably don’t know what Smoo means…

@Oh No Romo Which is to say, all have the proper amount of “Whoa, what the hell happened?!?”

Not sure what the refs are doing, multiple Texas defenders crashed into BYU punter.

@Oh No Romo UConn… Kansas… Illinois. All have been to BCS bowls in the last six years.

@Oh No Romo Memphis? USF?

@Mark Ennis FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN

@quzybuk I don’t know, I thought we were reserving that title for someone more deserving (like UConn)

@Run Home Jack Mack Brown recruited Texas B. Puntin as a classical pianist.

@quzybuk That’s what they get for not letting us call them smooo

@Oh No Romo Is SMU making a push in the “Worst AQ Team” discussion?

Richmond still leading NCST. #goacc

Montana State now up 21-5, PAT pending

@Brian Floyd That’s sadder than the first five minutes of UP.

@Brian Floyd That

Tough loss for the Vandals, but we got my requested good snaps and holds and Austin hit his 1st career FG and PAT. Avg 48.2 yds on 9 punts

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Oh No Romo [9:05 PM]:

@Run Home Jack B

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Ryan Nanni [9:04 PM]:

LIVEVOTE: Will Southern Miss ever win another game? A) No B) Do they play Idaho?

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petefava [9:04 PM]:

looking for texas aggie game

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Oh No Romo [9:04 PM]:

@Broncanous Mendenhall Something tells me you’re not the only one who immediately thinks Texas

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Reggaeton Horn [9:02 PM]:

@Oh No Romo Ha ha for a second I thought you were talking about the Texas-BYU game. Old habits…

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Oh No Romo [9:02 PM]:

Garrett Gilbert overthrows a receiver and we have a 3 and out

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Reggaeton Horn [9:01 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Another good transitive from today: UTSA scored almost 12 times as many points against Oklahoma State than Mississippi State did.

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Mark Ennis [9:01 PM]:

A 2-hr delay and a #BYU press box with no caffeine (the Church of LDS frowns on caffeine) means a long night just got a whole lot longer.

— Chip Brown (@ChipBrownOB) September 8, 2013

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My real name is Dick Whitman [9:01 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Can anything top last week’s TWIS???

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [9:01 PM]:

The guide lists UAS vs LSU as LSU vs ALABAMA. Nice try comcast

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Shoopmonster [9:01 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Yay Sparty!

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Mark Ennis [8:59 PM]:

Remember that Western Michigan team MSU struggled with? It's losing at halftime 21-9 to FCS Nicholls State.

— Chris Vannini (@ChrisVannini) September 8, 2013

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My real name is Dick Whitman [8:58 PM]:

@ Mark Ennis …after losing to Mississippi St and letting Furman take them to the 4th quarter…

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Reggaeton Horn [8:58 PM]:

@Mark Ennis This is the agreed-to scenario in non-Saban, non-Chizik years, correct?

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Avian Dentures [8:58 PM]:

@Mengus22 The team voted to award themselves the BCS title

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chuckycrater [8:58 PM]:

Kind of sorry I gave up my ticket to Montana State-SMU. Kind of.

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Mark Ennis [8:57 PM]:

So everyone understands that LSU is going to win the BCS title, right?

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BlueEggsAndSam [8:57 PM]:

So if BYU beats or loses a close one to Texas, I would hate to see a Texas-Oregon game.

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Shoopmonster [8:57 PM]:

Touchdown Montana State!

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Oh No Romo [8:57 PM]:

Touchdown Montana State

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [8:55 PM]:

Mack Brown recruited BYU as catholics

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Ryan Nanni [8:55 PM]:

Tex-as De-fense (clap clap clap-clap-blown coverage)

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Jeremy Mauss [8:54 PM]:

Hey Texas! You might want to put some defenders on the field

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TheStinger [8:54 PM]:

@Jeremy Mauss Yeah but did they have Ryan Seacrest?

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Jeremy Mauss [8:52 PM]:

BYU vs. Texas is FINALLY kicking off after a nearly two-hour weather delay.

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Texpatriate [8:51 PM]:

@Broncanous Mendenhall Two and a Half Men: already taken. Men at Work, Big Bang Theory, Running Wilde: already taken.

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Jason Kirk [8:50 PM]:

if Musburger ends his segment with Eminem by saying "ps we should be together too" it will 100% be worth it

— AK Lingus (@aklingus) September 8, 2013

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Reggaeton Horn [8:50 PM]:

The Michigan offensive line, starring in a new TBS comedy…

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Mark Ennis [8:50 PM]:

Richt on constant emotional grind of SEC: "When I was at Florida St, we won a lot of games but we didn't celebrate many victories."

— Dan Wolken (@DanWolken) September 8, 2013

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Texpatriate [8:49 PM]:

I knew Sonny Dykes would give me flashbacks to early Mike Leach, but yeesh not this early in the season

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Shoopmonster [8:49 PM]:

You cannot prove to me that the ND touchdown wasn’t drawn up like that. I’ve watched plenty of Rees.

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Reggaeton Horn [8:49 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Like one of those Call of Duty videos where someone chucks a knife across the map and lands a kill.

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Mark Ennis [8:48 PM]:

That last ND touchdown:

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Spyder Mayhem [8:48 PM]:

“What is all this action and excitement on the field?” -Oklahoma and WVU fans as they watch the halftime show.

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Shoopmonster [8:48 PM]:

Herbstreit will give you pretty good odds on that Jason

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Reggaeton Horn [8:48 PM]:

@Oh No Romo I hope someone’s warming up in the bullpen for SMU.

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quzybuk [8:48 PM]:

The only way this halftime promo would be better would be if it was with Verne and Gary instead.

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My real name is Dick Whitman [8:47 PM]:

The Blazers are back in business? UAB scores; John Chavis’ head explodes.

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BlueEggsAndSam [8:47 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Yes? Maybe?

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Oh No Romo [8:47 PM]:

FG is good. 8-5 Montana State leads

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Mark Sandritter [8:47 PM]:

Cal survives Portland State 37-30.

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Jason Kirk [8:47 PM]:

Is Eminem older than Kirk Herbstreit? DON’T LOOK IT UP

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Shoopmonster [8:47 PM]:

Thanks for the heads up on Montana State. I went there.

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Oh No Romo [8:47 PM]:

SMU just got called for delay of game on their FG attempt

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TheStinger [8:47 PM]:

End of year award for Best Wounded Duck Pass Deflection for a TD – Rees, Notre Dame.

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Reggaeton Horn [8:46 PM]:

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS TICKING CLOCK—BERZERKER.

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quzybuk [8:46 PM]:

Wait what. Really? Well this halftime won’t be awkward in the slightest.

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Rodger Sherman [8:46 PM]:

Brent Musburger reading an Eminem promo

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Mark Ennis [8:45 PM]:

And Rees throws a TD but NOT ON PURPOSE.

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Reggaeton Horn [8:45 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Somehow I don’t think that Tweet will end up on a plaque next year.

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Rodger Sherman [8:45 PM]:

PLINKO touchdown from Notre Dame.

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chuckycrater [8:44 PM]:

Montana State’s ranked #3 in FCS. They could win that game.

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Mark Ennis [8:44 PM]:

South Carolina player reacts:

This one hurts, but we WILL NOT lose another game. #OnToTheNextOne #Vandy

— Mason Zandi (@MasonZandi) September 8, 2013

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Reggaeton Horn [8:43 PM]:

Nice run by Kelly right there.

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Ryan Nanni [8:42 PM]:

We live in a world where Northwestern can put up 40+ points in consecutive weeks.

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Oh No Romo [8:42 PM]:

Montana State leads SMU, 8-2

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Jason Kirk [8:42 PM]:

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quzybuk [8:41 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Was positively Bauserman-esque.

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Clay Wendler [8:41 PM]:

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Spyder Mayhem [8:40 PM]:

@Clay Wendler ND’s total lack of love for Tackle Jesus is showing.

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Mark Ennis [8:40 PM]:

Tommy Rees throws a STRIKE to the Michigan band director.

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quzybuk [8:39 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Staters gonna State.

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TheStinger [8:39 PM]:

@quzybuk like I said, monster pick. I said that before I realised he took out 3 for 1 though…

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Jason Kirk [8:39 PM]:

Justin Scott-Wesley on how open he was on his TD: "You could've thrown a grenade and the only person who would have died was me."

— Seth Emerson (@SethEmerson) September 8, 2013

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Mark Ennis [8:39 PM]:

NC State, down 21-20 late in the 3rd to Richmond, just fumbled inside the 5 yard line. Oy.

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Spyder Mayhem [8:38 PM]:

@Clay Wendler

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quzybuk [8:38 PM]:

Also, the reverse angle shows that the block at the end took out 3 ND defenders.

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Reggaeton Horn [8:38 PM]:

Herbie just drew sperm all over the screen. Pretty well describes that play.

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quzybuk [8:38 PM]:

That was a circle button move if I’ve ever seen one.

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Clay Wendler [8:37 PM]:

WAKE UP THOSE ECHOES

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Oh No Romo [8:37 PM]:

@Broncanous Mendenhall Hebert is dressed and when Henderson went down, he immediately put his helmet on and started warming up.

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My real name is Dick Whitman [8:36 PM]:

LSU scores second touchdown in 40 seconds. 27-0 pending kick

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Clay Wendler [8:36 PM]:

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Reggaeton Horn [8:36 PM]:

@Oh No Romo Sounds delicious.

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Mark Ennis [8:36 PM]:

Jeremy Hill scores a touchdown on his first carry of the season for LSU.

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Oh No Romo [8:36 PM]:

@Broncanous Mendenhall Actually it looks like they’re going with Tuskani Figaro

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TheStinger [8:35 PM]:

That was a monster pick by the wideout as Gallon was about to get tackled at the end there

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Reggaeton Horn [8:35 PM]:

@Oh No Romo Soooooo… totally not worried about that concussion from last week?

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Oh No Romo [8:35 PM]:

Bobby Hebert’s kid is getting ready to go in for Nicholls State

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BlueEggsAndSam [8:34 PM]:

@quzybuk Yup. Just mentioned the oddsmakers haha

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Reggaeton Horn [8:34 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Hold me closer, Tiny Gallon.

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quzybuk [8:34 PM]:

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

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Reggaeton Horn [8:34 PM]:

Now there’s the Notre Dame tackling I remember from January.

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BlueEggsAndSam [8:34 PM]:

Welp, for the ND fans.

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Rodger Sherman [8:34 PM]:

wait, sorry, i just got jeremy gallon confused with former Oklahoma basketball player tiny gallon

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quzybuk [8:34 PM]:

Brent seems to have money on Michigan tonight.

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Rodger Sherman [8:33 PM]:

TINY SPIN MOVE

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My real name is Dick Whitman [8:33 PM]:

LSU-UAB first quarter total yards: 173-10.

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TheStinger [8:33 PM]:

That’s a football rear end? That’s……….racist?

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Ryan Nanni [8:32 PM]:

Reminder:

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Oh No Romo [8:32 PM]:

Ohhhh, incomplete pass in the endzone on 4th down. No points for Western Michigan.

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My real name is Dick Whitman [8:31 PM]:

Really? Battles is being used as the background music for Dodge Dart ads? #outhipster’d

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Kim McCauley [8:31 PM]:

Can Kansas pull the upset?!?

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Jason Kirk [8:30 PM]:

#FCSwatch: Cal up 7 on PSU. Akron beating JMU by 5. Richmond up 8 on NC State. SDakota/Kansas + Lamar/LA Tech tied. Nicholls beating WMU.

— SB Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) September 8, 2013

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Oh No Romo [8:30 PM]:

@karasz411 Good definition

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BlueEggsAndSam [8:29 PM]:

ND NEVER has a bruising RB to use in those 3rd/4th and short situations.

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karasz411 [8:29 PM]:

@Oh No Romo I have a vague memory of him in shotgun formation getting blindsided by a Georgia Lineman twice his size and his body being thrown like a dog’s chew toy

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Reggaeton Horn [8:28 PM]:

@Run Home Jack I used to think, “Does this team even need to recruit? Who wouldn’t want to play there?!?” And then Colt told us about the soap and oh… so sad.

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Oh No Romo [8:27 PM]:

@karasz411 Depends on your definition of death.

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karasz411 [8:27 PM]:

Then they played Georgia and I’m pretty sure I watched Colt Brennan die

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Ryan Nanni [8:26 PM]:

Hawaii used to be a good team. This is a true statement, and not the ramblings of a madman.

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karasz411 [8:26 PM]:

Great fumble in OU-WVU.. WVU dlinemanjust shoved OU QB pretty awesome

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Ricky O'Donnell [8:25 PM]:

@BlueEggsAndSam whoooops

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Reggaeton Horn [8:25 PM]:

WVU’s defense looked like it didn’t know what to do just there when it actually played defense.

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BlueEggsAndSam [8:25 PM]:

What a hit and stare down by WVU’s DE.

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My real name is Dick Whitman [8:24 PM]:

Odell Beckham is beating UAB all by himself.

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Rodger Sherman [8:24 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell record was field goals in a row.

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BlueEggsAndSam [8:24 PM]:

Is* #grammarproblems

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Oh No Romo [8:24 PM]:

And Western Michigan is having trouble with the boat rowing again. Nicholls State just scored and lead 21-9

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BlueEggsAndSam [8:23 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell His 15 straight FGs made are a Michigan record.

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Reggaeton Horn [8:23 PM]:

Sweet goatee, Michigan kicker. If they don’t have a crazy name, they have good facial hair.

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Ricky O'Donnell [8:23 PM]:

44-yard field goal is a michigan record? #collegekickers

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Reggaeton Horn [8:22 PM]:

@Mark Ennis not to mention Miami beating Florida, and oh look that dog is cohabitating with a cat.

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quzybuk [8:21 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Clarence Beeftank?

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Rodger Sherman [8:21 PM]:

@Mark Ennis But a B1G QB is wearing No. 98.

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karasz411 [8:21 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Because of SEC speed right? #narratives

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Jason Kirk [8:21 PM]:

Devin Gardner blocking like a 98! Except 98s don’t block.

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Mark Ennis [8:20 PM]:

So South Carolina and Georgia play a crazy 41-30 shootout while WVU and Oklahoma are playing a 10-7 snoozer midway through the second. Makes sense.

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Jason Kirk [8:20 PM]:

Devin Gardner to wear No. 98

by Rodger Sherman, SBNation.com

To honor 1940 Heisman winner Tom Harmon, Devin Gardner will wear the second-highest number possible while playing center.

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My real name is Dick Whitman [8:19 PM]:

Mettenberg TD pass to Beckahm in quadruple coverage.

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TheStinger [8:19 PM]:

Gardner would have done well to hold onto that and go the other way.

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Ryan Nanni [8:18 PM]:

WES WELKER TYPE

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Oh No Romo [8:18 PM]:

Western Michigan got the onside kick after scoring.

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Jason Kirk [8:17 PM]:

Bama collectively beat these 2 teams 83 to 28 last year.

— Rick Muscles (@RickMuscles) September 8, 2013

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Jason Kirk [8:17 PM]:

Midway through the second quarter, the score: Ole Miss 31, Southeast Missouri $375,000.

— Kyle Veazey (@kyleveazey) September 8, 2013

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quzybuk [8:16 PM]:

@Mark Ennis As opposed to drunk off his ass.. aka every week?

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Reggaeton Horn [8:16 PM]:

Is now a good time to remember out loud that these teams lost to Alabama by a combined score of 83-28 last year?

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Jason Kirk [8:16 PM]:

All Michigan Men should celebrate with forward roll tumbles.

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Mark Ennis [8:15 PM]:

No lie I'd love to listen to Brent Musburger call a game high off his ass.

— edsbs (@edsbs) September 8, 2013

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Mark Ennis [8:15 PM]:

A very Tommy Rees throw there.

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Jason Kirk [8:13 PM]:

When’s Michigan unveiling the Tate Forcier legend jersey?

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Spencer Hall [8:13 PM]:

We’re watching the game with “Crumblin’ Erb” playing over it. Brady Hoke spits fire, yo.

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quzybuk [8:11 PM]:

@Broncanous Mendenhall He’s gonna install a stripper pole.

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Jason Kirk [8:10 PM]:

#ULTIMATEB1G

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quzybuk [8:10 PM]:

Oh hey, it’s Boomer Sooner! That won’t get old after 15 minutes, no sir.

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Reggaeton Horn [8:09 PM]:

OH GOD I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL MANZIEL’S IN THE HEISMAN HOUSE COMMERCIALS.

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TheStinger [8:09 PM]:

Lol RGIII

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Jason Kirk [8:08 PM]:

Gardner now dons the jersey of a war hero who happened to win the Heisman. No pressure.

— Maize n Brew (@MaizenBrew) September 8, 2013

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Rodger Sherman [8:08 PM]:

DEVIN GARDNER WEARING NO. 98 IS SO COOL AND SO #B1G

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TheStinger [8:07 PM]:

I missed the end of the Georgia game….did they win?

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chris.ganger.1 [8:07 PM]:

@karasz411 He will be for USC.

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quzybuk [8:07 PM]:

#gusgasm

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Reggaeton Horn [8:05 PM]:

@quzybuk LEDs, man. LEDs.

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karasz411 [8:05 PM]:

How long until we figure out which side Musberger is on for the ND Mich game

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Mark Ennis [8:04 PM]:

TCU QB Casey Pachall had surgery after an injury to his left arm today, coach Gary Patterson said. He will miss multiple games.

— Stefan Stevenson (@FollowtheFrogs) September 8, 2013

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quzybuk [8:04 PM]:

@Broncanous Mendenhall Just waiting for Phil Knight to install a chromatic field to challenge this rule.

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Mark Ennis [8:04 PM]:

Clowney who?

— Dawg Sports (@dawgsports) September 8, 2013

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Reggaeton Horn [8:03 PM]:

@Mr. Abe Froman It’s only if your solid unis match the field. It’s clearly aimed at Boise without saying so.

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BlueEggsAndSam [8:03 PM]:

@Run Home Jack So. Much. Yes.

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Oh No Romo [8:02 PM]:

@quzybuk Sounds about right

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quzybuk [8:01 PM]:

@Oh No Romo By math, Oregon would beat Western Michigan by approximately eleventy billion points.

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Ryan Nanni [8:01 PM]:

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Ryan Nanni [8:01 PM]:

Here’s my ND-Michigan preview:

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Mr. Abe Froman [8:00 PM]:

@Broncanous Mendenhall what about when texas wears their all whites?

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Oh No Romo [8:00 PM]:

And Nicholls State just fumbled near the end zone, touchback for Western Michigan.

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Mark Ennis [8:00 PM]:

ACC is having a great day. Oh, NC State trails Richmond at halftime.

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Rodger Sherman [7:59 PM]:

we got cal-portland state up on the TV here. freaky-deaky camo vikes uniforms.

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karasz411 [7:59 PM]:

JFK assassination Style replay footage in WVU-OU game

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Jason Kirk [7:58 PM]:

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Mark Ennis [7:58 PM]:

@chuckycrater because literally nobody watches UCF.

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Reggaeton Horn [7:57 PM]:

And not only do your unis need to contrast the opponents’, they also need to contrast tops and bottoms… because Boise.

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karasz411 [7:57 PM]:

Oklahoma RB with his best Gurney impression

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:57 PM]:

@karasz411 They probably didn’t bring a second set so penalty it is.

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chuckycrater [7:56 PM]:

That’s like when UCF had light gold home uniforms and the road teams still wore white. Never got called, though.

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Jason Kirk [7:56 PM]:

Georgia survives South Carolina, 41-30

by Satchel Price, SBNation.com

The Bulldogs kicked off SEC play with a 41-30 victory over South Carolina on Saturday.

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karasz411 [7:56 PM]:

@Milk Steak So wearing the wrong colors That wasn’t something the team/Refs noticed before the game? They got penalized the first play of the game?

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quzybuk [7:56 PM]:

@Broncanous Mendenhall You might say there were a large number of hues… maybe… 50ish?

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Reggaeton Horn [7:55 PM]:

@Milk Steak Gray is the new white/black/entire spectrum.

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Mark Ennis [7:55 PM]:

@karasz411 Arky State’s unis have to contrast Auburn’s. Since Auburn has on dark jerseys, Arky State is required to wear light colored ones.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:55 PM]:

@karasz411 Home team wears dark jersey you have to wear light.

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Mark Ennis [7:54 PM]:

WVU leads Oklhoma 7-3 after one quarter. Gonna be a long year in the Big 12 this year, I think.

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karasz411 [7:53 PM]:

@Jason Kirk I don’t understand

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Ricky O'Donnell [7:52 PM]:

@karasz411 I would agree

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Jason Kirk [7:52 PM]:

Arkansas State penalized 15 yards for wearing non-contrasting uniforms:

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karasz411 [7:52 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell Probably that TD pass to put them up 11. No?

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:51 PM]:

Jacked state trooper havin himself a ball

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Mark Ennis [7:51 PM]:

WVU just muffed a punt at midfield. Oklahoma recovers.

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Ricky O'Donnell [7:51 PM]:

Holly Rowe: “What was the turning point?” Richt: “I don’t remember”

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karasz411 [7:50 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Not Fair, UGA had Gurney

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:50 PM]:

FIRE RICHT. HOW WE GONNA BEAT SKARILINA NEXT WEEK

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Mark Ennis [7:50 PM]:

UGA drops 41 on South Carolina with its best wide receiver on out with an ACL injury.

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christoff79 [7:50 PM]:

Georgia trooper fistbump dot gif

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quzybuk [7:49 PM]:

@Paul Flannery It’s the Dean Smith school of coaching.

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quzybuk [7:49 PM]:

“He likes to put his face on people.” What.

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chuckycrater [7:49 PM]:

Remember how this drive started on the 1-yard line?

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Oh No Romo [7:49 PM]:

Points for Western Michigan! (Okay a field goal)

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:49 PM]:

Skarlina saving times out for next week?

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IrishGunner [7:49 PM]:

Clowney was quiet today. Murray had a very good day, but their rushing was unreal.

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Paul Flannery [7:48 PM]:

Spurrier’s keeping those timeouts for later I guess

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chuckycrater [7:48 PM]:

And Georgia basically wins the SEC East.

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Oh No Romo [7:48 PM]:

Charlie Stubbs is the OC for Nicholls?

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Mark Ennis [7:48 PM]:

Heard this was Bo Pelini’s favorite song.

The Nebraska band is performing 'What Makes You Beautiful' by One Direction right now. #Huskers

— Erin Sorensen (@erinsorensen) September 7, 2013

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Mark Ennis [7:47 PM]:

UGA picks up a late 4th down and this game is OVAH.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:47 PM]:

Awesome

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karasz411 [7:47 PM]:

@RodgerSherman 1996 Cotton Bowl. So Controversial but Replay proved it

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quzybuk [7:46 PM]:

@Oh No Romo #RowRowRowllingmyeyes

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Rodger Sherman [7:46 PM]:

Can anybody remember a “failure to wear contrasting colors” penalty?

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Reggaeton Horn [7:46 PM]:

@karasz411 NOT ELITE

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Oh No Romo [7:45 PM]:

Nicholls State is up 14-0 on Western Michigan.

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karasz411 [7:45 PM]:

How is Clowney not in on 4th and 2?

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IrishGunner [7:45 PM]:

Manziel throws an interception

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Scott Coleman [7:45 PM]:

GO TIGERS AND VOLS

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karasz411 [7:44 PM]:

No need to go for it. Announcer said Georgia doesn’t need points. Clearly SC isn’t clutch why waste the energy

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Reggaeton Horn [7:44 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Well, it is after Labor Day.

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Mark Ennis [7:44 PM]:

Guys. GUYS.

Arkansas State got penalized for "failure to wear contrasting colors." That just happened.

— Jon Solomon (@jonsol) September 7, 2013

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quzybuk [7:44 PM]:

@Jason Kirk That would be… uh… Mizzou and Tennessee. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

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Ryan Nanni [7:43 PM]:

I think what Mark is saying is TENNESSEE WINS THE SEC EAST.

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Mr. Abe Froman [7:43 PM]:

@Mark Ennis leaving the door wide open for tennessee

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chuckycrater [7:42 PM]:

Hey Spurrier, you want to call some timeouts?

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:42 PM]:

Go for it?

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Jason Kirk [7:42 PM]:

@Mark Ennis This means Kentucky is tied for the division lead in winning percentage, right?

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quzybuk [7:42 PM]:

@Mark Ennis S-E-C! S-E-C!

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BlueEggsAndSam [7:42 PM]:

The big guy just wanted a piggy-back ride.

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karasz411 [7:42 PM]:

ESS EEE SEE D

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Mark Ennis [7:42 PM]:

Two weeks into the season and Florida, Georgia, and South Carolina will all already have a loss.

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karasz411 [7:41 PM]:

Georgia doesn’t need points? Pretty sure they wouldn’t mind a FG at least

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Clay Wendler [7:41 PM]:

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Jason Kirk [7:41 PM]:

Georgia’s number … 4 running back trampling South Carolina?

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BlueEggsAndSam [7:40 PM]:

WOW.

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Mark Ennis [7:40 PM]:

That run was…manly.

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Reggaeton Horn [7:40 PM]:

@karasz411 COLD HARD FACTS

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chuckycrater [7:40 PM]:

Sakerlina is getting sonned on this drive.

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karasz411 [7:39 PM]:

Nor is he NOW or NEXT

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Mark Ennis [7:39 PM]:

Soul crushing drive for UGA.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:39 PM]:

Boy howdy can’t win a heisman without tackling Clowney

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chuckycrater [7:39 PM]:

Clowney missed the tackle, he is not clutch.

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karasz411 [7:38 PM]:

Dammit Clowney, I thought you were a winner

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Jason Kirk [7:38 PM]:

@Run Home Jack What’s the wait?!?

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Ryan Nanni [7:37 PM]:

Bobo, coach in waiting???

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Rodger Sherman [7:37 PM]:

@Mark Ennis 34-7. I think this is one good team and one bad team.

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Mark Ennis [7:37 PM]:

Tremendous play call by Bobo in his own end zone to throw out to the fullback on PA.

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Paul Flannery [7:37 PM]:

MOAR FULLBACK

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chuckycrater [7:37 PM]:

Richmond 21, NC State 10 approaching halftime.

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Matt Watson [7:36 PM]:

We've got fighter planes buzzing the Big House *under* the blimp.

— Dave Hogg (@Stareagle) September 7, 2013

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quzybuk [7:36 PM]:

@Mark Ennis #goaccccccccccccccccccc

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Mark Ennis [7:36 PM]:

Northwestern is hammering Syracuse.

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karasz411 [7:35 PM]:

Half distance.

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quzybuk [7:35 PM]:

I’m not sure how I feel about ND-Michigan without Denard. Any chance we can dress Taylor Martinez up in a Michigan uniform, for old time’s sake?

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karasz411 [7:35 PM]:

Solid Jump tho

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Mr. Abe Froman [7:35 PM]:

hahaha

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quzybuk [7:34 PM]:

@karasz411 Upon further review, I’m not sure it actually left his hand. Maybe he was showing Connor Shaw the proper way to spike the ball.

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Rodger Sherman [7:34 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell tweet done got deleted!

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Ricky O'Donnell [7:33 PM]:

My main man Alshon Jeffery doesn’t like it

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Ricky O'Donnell [7:33 PM]:

https://twitter.com/AJJeffery1/status/376488130364194816

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karasz411 [7:33 PM]:

Anyone think the playsheet has bounced back to Spurrier when nobody is looking?

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Paul Flannery [7:33 PM]:

Dude’s joking right? That’s like post modern performance art

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Mark Ennis [7:33 PM]:

Steve Spurrier throws his playsheet like I throw lefthanded.

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Reggaeton Horn [7:33 PM]:

@karasz411 Needs at least a safety a week.

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karasz411 [7:32 PM]:

Can you say Safety by Clowney? The he wins the Heisman right

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quzybuk [7:32 PM]:

Half the distance to the goal… k.

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Ricky O'Donnell [7:32 PM]:

huge goal line stand for UGA but it comes with an unncessary roughness penalty after the play

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Mr. Abe Froman [7:32 PM]:

LOL

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:32 PM]:

Way to use a slow developing play there Skaralina

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george.dickinson.16 [7:32 PM]:

WELL LET’S ALLOW ND TO PAY RECRUITS AND PLAYERS, NO ONE WILL EVER BEAT THEM, WITH THEIR FAN BASE, GO IRISH

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Reggaeton Horn [7:32 PM]:

Ball on three-inch line… line up in shotgun. Ugh.

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quzybuk [7:32 PM]:

And there goes the playsheet.

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Chris Barnewall [7:32 PM]:

IT’S LIKE A WALL

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karasz411 [7:32 PM]:

Worst Camera Angle ever

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Rodger Sherman [7:31 PM]:

pitch. on the one-inch line. STUFFED.

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Mr. Abe Froman [7:31 PM]:

what a terrible play call

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Chad Mumm [7:31 PM]:

@karasz411 Confirmed

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Scott Coleman [7:31 PM]:

In football news about 3,000 miles west, California is currently losing at home to FCS Portland State, 30-27

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Jason Kirk [7:31 PM]:

BREAKING: MIKE DAVIS HAS BEEN TACKLED

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Paul Flannery [7:31 PM]:

@karasz411 PETRIFIED

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Chris Barnewall [7:31 PM]:

Did you guys see the NFL players taking Manziel’s lead and taunting each other? Does his evil have any limits?

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karasz411 [7:30 PM]:

All the Georgia fans are scared right now

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Rodger Sherman [7:30 PM]:

@george.dickinson.16 very solid points imo

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karasz411 [7:30 PM]:

Shaw has this amazing ability to pump fake and get tackled unlike I have ever seen

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Jason Kirk [7:30 PM]:

@george.dickinson.16 A thing worthy of flaunting.

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Kim McCauley [7:29 PM]:

@george.dickinson.16 ROLL TIDE

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quzybuk [7:29 PM]:

@george.dickinson.16 And more power to him.

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george.dickinson.16 [7:29 PM]:

WHY IS MANZIEL ALLOWED TO PLAY HE COMMITTED AT LEAST 3 VIOLATIONS THIS WEEK ALONE, AND IS FLAUNTING THE NCAA

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Reggaeton Horn [7:28 PM]:

Oklahoma and West Virginia scoreless. Georgia and South Carolina going full aerial. Left is right, up is down.

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Mark Ennis [7:28 PM]:

Big 12 looks like hot garbage this year.

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Paul Flannery [7:27 PM]:

I believe Connor Shaw has identified the freshman corner and whevever it is Georgia is trying to hide him.

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Chris Barnewall [7:27 PM]:

Am I too late for making fun of Florida? Or is that forever and always?

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Rodger Sherman [7:27 PM]:

nor is that catch

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Rodger Sherman [7:27 PM]:

man connor shaw ain’t to blame

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chuckycrater [7:27 PM]:

WVU ran for 10 yards and Oklahoma forgot to tackle them and it’s a 75 yard TD.

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Reggaeton Horn [7:26 PM]:

@Mr. Abe Froman Still has a shirt on, though.

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Paul Flannery [7:26 PM]:

A Spurrer gif says a thousand words

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Mr. Abe Froman [7:26 PM]:

@Jason Kirk the spurrierest of all the spurrier gifs

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Reggaeton Horn [7:26 PM]:

@Milk Steak Great term. Gonna use that a lot.

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quzybuk [7:26 PM]:

How has that visor stayed on?

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chuckycrater [7:26 PM]:

LOLOLOLKLAHOMA

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:25 PM]:

Almost a floaterception there

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Jason Kirk [7:25 PM]:

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TheStinger [7:24 PM]:

In other news President Obama has made the shock announcement that Clowney is to blame for the Syria situation…

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Brian Floyd [7:23 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell They led like the entire first half

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Rodger Sherman [7:23 PM]:

@TheStinger i’m blaming him for allowing touchdowns to be legal

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Ricky O'Donnell [7:23 PM]:

Portland State just took the lead on Cal in Berkeley. Only four minutes into the second half but worth checking in on.

— Eric Freeman (@freemaneric) September 7, 2013

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Reggaeton Horn [7:22 PM]:

@TheStinger A la Suh chasing Colt McCoy. A slower man might have allowed the clock to expire.

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Mark Ennis [7:22 PM]:

Best thing about this Oklahoma screw up is they convert the subsequent 3rd and 19.

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TheStinger [7:21 PM]:

Blame Clowney for flushing Murray out of the pocket? You know you want to…

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quzybuk [7:21 PM]:

I think Georgia wants in on that Oregon-Baylor-Clemson round robin, you guys.

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Mark Ennis [7:21 PM]:

Aaron Murray easily having the best game of his UGA career. Now 16/22 for 286 after that TD pass.

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Rodger Sherman [7:21 PM]:

SEC Defenses, y’all.

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chuckycrater [7:21 PM]:

Let’s remember how good this game has been when Missouri plays Florida.

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Reggaeton Horn [7:21 PM]:

Why do we have to wait for 3rd and long for all the good plays? Drama. That’s why.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:21 PM]:

These SEC defenses

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Jason Kirk [7:20 PM]:

Justin “First Names” Scott-Wesley peels off a 3425345-yard catch-and-run from Murray. Clowney had the hurry, didn’t matter

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Mr. Abe Froman [7:20 PM]:

wow

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:20 PM]:

HAM

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:19 PM]:

Oklahoma & WfVU are trading doofus haymakers.

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Reggaeton Horn [7:19 PM]:

@Broncanous Mendenhall The question is: What is West Virginia’s defense?

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Mark Ennis [7:19 PM]:

WVU needs to launch an internal investigation about this:

Oh WVU defense…3rd and 19 on the 1 and OU runs it out for a huge gain.

— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) September 7, 2013

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Ricky O'Donnell [7:18 PM]:

UGA RB Marshall has a left knee bruise, not sure if he’s going to return

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BlueEggsAndSam [7:18 PM]:

One heck of a run by Okla on their own 1.

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Reggaeton Horn [7:18 PM]:

3rd and 19 on their own 1… and OU gets the first down and more.

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Mitchell Northam [7:17 PM]:

@Broncanous Mendenhall that triple option, man

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Reggaeton Horn [7:17 PM]:

The WVU mountaineer just got in an argument with a ref… while holding his musket.

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quzybuk [7:17 PM]:

O/U on someone writing an article on Clowney making too many excuses: 15 minutes.

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Jason Kirk [7:16 PM]:

Jadeveon Clowney's foot is hurting him

by Scott Coleman, SBNation.com

Clowney's foot was stepped on during Tuesday's practice, according to one of the ESPN announcers.

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Paul Flannery [7:15 PM]:

I’m confused as these are the things that usually happen to Georgia.

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Reggaeton Horn [7:15 PM]:

@primetimeMitch Indiana keeping it closer than I can against the academies in NCAA 14.

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BlueEggsAndSam [7:15 PM]:

@Run Home Jack He didn’t just break it. He bent it into a knot.

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Ryan Nanni [7:15 PM]:

(steve spurrier breaks pitching wedge)

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Mitchell Northam [7:14 PM]:

If anyone cares… Navy is up 24-7 on Indiana. They have thrown one pass. Midway through the 2nd Q. Go Midshipmen!

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BlueEggsAndSam [7:14 PM]:

@quzybuk He ONLY runs a 4.5. So, nope.

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Mark Ennis [7:14 PM]:

Oh no! S. Carolina misses the PAT! 34-30 UGA leads

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quzybuk [7:14 PM]:

LACES OUT MARINO

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Rodger Sherman [7:14 PM]:

34-30, Mark! Missed PAT!

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Jason Kirk [7:14 PM]:

South Carolina missed the XP. Does Mike Davis have to do everything?

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TheStinger [7:14 PM]:

94’s tackle almost pushed him into the endzone

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Mr. Abe Froman [7:13 PM]:

@Mark Ennis not a gurley touchdown

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Reggaeton Horn [7:13 PM]:

It’s 2013, and I’m no longer surprised when they cut to a crowd shot on a critical down… and I can easily pick out all the kids texting.

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Mark Ennis [7:13 PM]:

Just your run of the mill 34-31 SEC football game.

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Mark Ennis [7:13 PM]:

That was a manly touchdown run

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Reggaeton Horn [7:12 PM]:

@Jason Kirk It’s like all these running backs trained with Rocky in Siberia in 1987.

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quzybuk [7:12 PM]:

I gotta say, Mike Davis does not look like he has SEC speed.

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Jason Kirk [7:11 PM]:

@Mike28davis you a bad man....

— Marcus Lattimore (@MarcusLattimore) September 7, 2013

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Mark Ennis [7:11 PM]:

U = a crazy person #ULostYourMind RT @bcrb123: @davidpollack47 mike Davis=gurley

— David Pollack (@davidpollack47) September 7, 2013

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ajkst1 [7:10 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Got a paw out there and pulled it in. #bearraid

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BlueEggsAndSam [7:10 PM]:

Double yikes. Now coming out of the Okla TO, WV has to call a TO themselves.

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christoff79 [7:10 PM]:

@BlueEggsAndSam WVU responded with their own TO

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TheStinger [7:09 PM]:

Utah 70 – 7? What game was that….basketball?

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BlueEggsAndSam [7:09 PM]:

1:02 into the WV/Okla game and Okla D’s already called a TO. Yikes.

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Jason Kirk [7:08 PM]:

Mike Davis peels off a 4235435-yard run up the sideline to end the third. /holds up four fingers

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Mark Ennis [7:08 PM]:

Btw, we’re all watching UGA/USCe, but check this ridiculous catch in the Cal/Portland State game.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:07 PM]:

@Mark Ennis yarp

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TheStinger [7:07 PM]:

Murray on the ground yelling “YEAH, WOOHO….AHH CRAP THAT HURT.”

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Mark Ennis [7:06 PM]:

Is this the best Aaron Murray has played in a really big game for UGA?

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Jason Kirk [7:05 PM]:

Third touchdown for Murray, second for Gurley. Georgia about to be up 34-24.

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Rodger Sherman [7:05 PM]:

damn, Gurley. Murray hits him for a TD on a rollout pursued by like 40 Gamecocks.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:05 PM]:

Do you think any media realized that Gurley rhymes with Burley? Boy howdy you could makes some headlines

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Mark Ennis [7:05 PM]:

Murray buys time to his right, rolls, and throws a touchdown that puts UGA up 34-24.

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Mark Ennis [7:04 PM]:

Huh RT @AndyShain: Holly Rowe says Jadeveon Clowney's right foot bothering him -- same foot hurt in practice this week.

— Josh Kendall (@JoshatTheState) September 7, 2013

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TheStinger [7:04 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman I love spoonerisms

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Oh No Romo [7:04 PM]:

Welcome to the game, Akron.

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Mr. Abe Froman [7:03 PM]:

@Mark Ennis tired bits are tired bits. im ready for this fad to be over

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Mark Ennis [7:03 PM]:

After scoring a billion points on Indiana State last week, Indiana trails Navy 17-7 mid way through the second.

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Rodger Sherman [7:02 PM]:

@TheStinger PHRASING

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Jason Kirk [7:02 PM]:

Clowney comes back on, contributes to stopping Gurley at the line.

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Mark Ennis [7:01 PM]:

ONE OF NC STATE'S SIDELINE PLAYCALLING SIGNS IS A PHOTO OF RON BURGUNDY. THAT IS ALL

— Shawn Krest (@KrestDukeTBA) September 7, 2013

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TheStinger [7:01 PM]:

I hate when we get down inside the play cock

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Jason Kirk [7:01 PM]:

Georgia comes out four-wide on third down, throws screen for the first. Arthur Lynch basically ate the cornerback on site.

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Mark Ennis [7:00 PM]:

Hey Syracuse, how’s it going against Northwestern?

Ok...this is awful

— Dan Lyons (@Dan_Lyons76) September 7, 2013

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Mr. Abe Froman [6:59 PM]:

welp. clowney is dead

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Mark Ennis [6:59 PM]:

Random and horrfying: South Florida QBs today were 6 of 26 against Michigan State.

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islanderzfan15 [6:59 PM]:

Some FB Dive action

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Ryan Nanni [6:57 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman You wanna tell DMX he’s not the primary artist?

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Mark Ennis [6:57 PM]:

@Jason Kirk him too :(

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Mark Ennis [6:56 PM]:

@TheStinger Georgia “are” mean? This ain’t soccer…

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Jason Kirk [6:56 PM]:

@Mark Ennis I believe you’re referring to Uga, sir.

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Rodger Sherman [6:56 PM]:

@Clefo people who get penalties should not be allowed to win the heisman

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Rodger Sherman [6:56 PM]:

@Run Home Jack technically, it’s Yung Wun ft. DMX.

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TheStinger [6:56 PM]:

Man Georgia are mean. Couldn’t even wait for him to limp off the field. harsh man.

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BlueEggsAndSam [6:56 PM]:

Blame Clowney!!

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Charlie Gebow [6:55 PM]:

Clowney limping and caused a substitution penalty? Fire up yer narratives

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Ryan Nanni [6:55 PM]:

Just blaring some DMX in the NYC studios, guys. In case you were wondering if we’re living our best lives.

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Mark Ennis [6:55 PM]:

UGA and Uncle Verne completely indistinguishable now.

— Mark Ennis (@Mengus22) September 7, 2013

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Jason Kirk [6:54 PM]:

Oklahoma stripeout via Jake Trotter:

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BlueEggsAndSam [6:54 PM]:

MD throws an INT. Best thing to happen to ODU all day.

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Jason Kirk [6:53 PM]:

Buckeyes pound Aztecs, 42-7

by Satchel Price, SBNation.com

The Buckeyes lost Braxton Miler to injury, but didn't skip a beat Saturday against San Diego State.

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Jason Kirk [6:53 PM]:

No. 2 Oregon blows out Virginia, 59-10

by Scott Coleman, SBNation.com

Oregon took an early 21-0 lead in the first quarter and never looked back, picking apart UVA's defense with ease.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:51 PM]:

End zone receiver screen by ODU ends in safety. Good call that one

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chuckycrater [6:51 PM]:

Lost it in the sun.

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Ryan Nanni [6:51 PM]:

Steve Spurrier is still 7-4 against the Sun all-time.

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Mr. Abe Froman [6:51 PM]:

DAMN YOU LENS FLARES!

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Mark Ennis [6:51 PM]:

Did he lose that ball in the sun?

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TheStinger [6:50 PM]:

Stomach muscle….elbow…whatever….I can’t diagnose things from Spain…

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Jason Kirk [6:49 PM]:

Connor Shaw trying to get a running back #kilt with a lob like that.

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Jason Kirk [6:49 PM]:

South Carolina running back Mike Davis sprints off the field after being shaken up.

— Seth Emerson (@SethEmerson) September 7, 2013

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Mr. Abe Froman [6:48 PM]:

@Run Home Jack not when you have Conner Shaw: Offensive Juggernaut

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TheStinger [6:47 PM]:

Pulled a stomach muscle or something

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Ryan Nanni [6:47 PM]:

it’s kind of dumb that Mike Davis only has 10 carries, no?

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Jason Kirk [6:46 PM]:

RB Mike Davis down for South Carolina.

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Rodger Sherman [6:46 PM]:

Oregon walk-on stiff arms a dude for a first down. Cold.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:45 PM]:

Maryland broke the first down chains and have taken five minutes to replace them #goacc

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Jason Kirk [6:43 PM]:

Fair is fair, ACC, I expect Dabo to throw up an Oregon O.

— Dan Rubenstein (@DanRubenstein) September 7, 2013

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TheStinger [6:43 PM]:

Yes but where is the Michael Bay explosion at the end though?

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:42 PM]:

It helps to know you need to get out in order to get out quickly there boss

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Mr. Abe Froman [6:42 PM]:

@Mark Ennis I always turn that option off on FIFA

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Clay Wendler [6:41 PM]:

lens flare brought to you by jj abrams

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Mark Ennis [6:41 PM]:

I love the shadows for games at UGA.

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Clay Wendler [6:40 PM]:

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BlueEggsAndSam [6:38 PM]:

Bueller…

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Chad Mumm [6:38 PM]:

@quzybuk Lipped out on 7 too

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Mr. Abe Froman [6:38 PM]:

@Clay Wendler And still angry about someone stealing my lunch reservation.

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quzybuk [6:37 PM]:

Sad Spurrier is actually just remembering his missed par putt on 16 yesterday.

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Mr. Abe Froman [6:37 PM]:

is clowney still playing?

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Ryan Nanni [6:37 PM]:

“wellllllllllllllllllllp.” – steve spurrier’s neck waddle

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Clay Wendler [6:36 PM]:

hey i see the sausage king of chicago is here

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Jason Kirk [6:36 PM]:

Fumble confirmed. Georgia ball.

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quzybuk [6:36 PM]:

How is that close, Brad Nessler?

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Mr. Abe Froman [6:36 PM]:

flumbumble

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TheStinger [6:35 PM]:

Fum-diddly-umble

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Mark Ennis [6:35 PM]:

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Mark Ennis [6:35 PM]:

South Carolina coaches was a fightin’

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Mark Ennis [6:34 PM]:

Yeah that was a fumble.

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Charlie Gebow [6:32 PM]:

AMMM BURR

play

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shephard [6:32 PM]:

an important reminder that boston college is currently leading the atlantic division, in response to the worst team question

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TheStinger [6:32 PM]:

Lol, sideline reporter amazed that the coaches went the Entourage “Hug it out” route.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:31 PM]:

@clefo That guy definitely contemplated the wrong end of a musket that night

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Charlie Gebow [6:30 PM]:

@Broncanous Mendenhall It was a “Got Milk?” ad, cause the guy didn’t have milk to wash down whatever it was he was eating and he couldn’t tell that radio contest the only fact he knew and it probably got all dark and Werner Herzog-esque after that

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:30 PM]:

It was for milk. To clear your mouth

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Mr. Abe Froman [6:30 PM]:

love the wheel route

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Jason Kirk [6:30 PM]:

South Carolina just almost pulled an unintentional Stephen Garcia.

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chuckycrater [6:30 PM]:

@Run Home Jack Purdue

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Mr. Abe Froman [6:29 PM]:

lol south carolina

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Matt Watson [6:29 PM]:

Tom Harmon's last college game: 3 rushing TDs. 2 passing TDs, 4 XPs, 3 interceptions, 3 punts averaging 50 yards. Beat Ohio State 40-0.

— Dave Hogg (@Stareagle) September 7, 2013

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:29 PM]:

Hamilton was a jerk. Go Burr

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Reggaeton Horn [6:29 PM]:

@Clefo Can’t remember what it was selling, though. Reese’s?

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Charlie Gebow [6:28 PM]:

@Broncanous Mendenhall Wow, and I thought I was the only person who remembered that commercial.

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Ryan Nanni [6:28 PM]:

@Jason Kirk That’s grade A hatin’, Mr. Kirk. (ass slap)

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Jason Kirk [6:27 PM]:

@Run Home Jack I’m tempted to say Iowa, so far.

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FourBerts [6:27 PM]:

Tyner currently tracking towards an estimated 3,000 career touchdowns based on advanced metrics that I just made up

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Reggaeton Horn [6:27 PM]:

Every time I hear “Aaron Murray,” I think of the commercial where the guy tries to say “Aaron Burr” with a mouth full of peanut butter.

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Brian Floyd [6:27 PM]:

@Mark Ennis MEMPHIS

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Mark Ennis [6:25 PM]:

LSU game officially delayed to 7:37 kickoff.

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Mark Ennis [6:25 PM]:

It has to be UConn. USF was better today.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:24 PM]:

Maryland game just cut to golden retriever in crowd w/fake service dog outfit.

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Reggaeton Horn [6:24 PM]:

@Run Home Jack Purdue lost by five touchdowns to a team that just lost to Illinois by four touchdowns. Strong case.

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Rodger Sherman [6:24 PM]:

lol the aac actually is an autoqualifier

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Oh No Romo [6:24 PM]:

James Madison is up 13-0 over Akron.

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Ryan Nanni [6:24 PM]:

I’m going with USF, but I’m pretty Tampa-bitter.

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Ryan Nanni [6:23 PM]:

Current NYCSBN debate: who, as of now, is the worst team in an AQ conference?

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Reggaeton Horn [6:23 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Just offscreen: drunk Papa John

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Brian Floyd [6:23 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell yes this is correct. he ran for a lot of yards!

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Mark Ennis [6:22 PM]:

Hey it was a boring game today but Teddy had fun.

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Oh No Romo [6:22 PM]:

Duke scored!

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quzybuk [6:22 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell To be fair, it was against UConn.

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Ricky O'Donnell [6:22 PM]:

Did they just say Tyner had over 600 yards and 10 touchdowns in one game in high school?

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:21 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Why do car wrecks have lookie loos

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quzybuk [6:21 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Because they have a backup RB who ran for THREE THOUSAND YARDS last year in high school?

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Charlie Gebow [6:21 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Mark May talking is the other option?

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Ryan Nanni [6:21 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Because Rubenstein.

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Oh No Romo [6:21 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman why not?

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Reggaeton Horn [6:21 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Morbid curiousity?

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Rodger Sherman [6:20 PM]:

Better question: why are all of us still watching Oregon-UVA?

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Jason Kirk [6:20 PM]:

@Milk Steak #B1G. #goacc would be the entire student section collapsing to save that one guy.

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quzybuk [6:20 PM]:

Waitwaitwait… something better than a fat guy TD… a fat guy TD saving tackle?

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Rodger Sherman [6:20 PM]:

UVA offensive tackle ran 97 yards to make a tackle there

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Ricky O'Donnell [6:20 PM]:

97 yard return, came a few yards short of the end zone. Crazy return.

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Ryan Nanni [6:19 PM]:

FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN saving tackle in the Oregon game.

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Ricky O'Donnell [6:19 PM]:

Wow, what an interception by Oregon

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:19 PM]:

Cut from td against patsy to the student section dropping a crowd surfer. Can’t decide if that’s more #goacc or more #B1G

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Jason Kirk [6:18 PM]:

http://www.clipartpal.com/thumbs/pd/weather/rain_cloudglossy.png

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quzybuk [6:18 PM]:

So apparently BYU is the CFB equivalent of Jim Cantore?

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Mark Ennis [6:16 PM]:

SB Nation: We got your rain pics right here.

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Jason Kirk [6:16 PM]:

Two angles! Can’t deny it!

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Jason Kirk [6:16 PM]:

Via @BrandonCGurney, the Texas-BYU weather:

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Mark Ennis [6:16 PM]:

A picture of the rain from the BYU pressbox (via @MikeBermanYNN)

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Mr. Abe Froman [6:15 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Well…its is rather boring in here

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Rodger Sherman [6:15 PM]:

just letting you know you can watch stone cold live-tweet this if you get bored in here

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Rodger Sherman [6:15 PM]:

Eh-Ehhh...Bro-ther...And this Georgia-South Carolina game has turned into a Pier 6 Brawl. #gordonsolie

— Steve Austin (@steveaustinBSR) September 7, 2013

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Jason Kirk [6:14 PM]:

@Clefo People rarely bother looking at Virginia’s scores.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:13 PM]:

That Virginia math

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Charlie Gebow [6:13 PM]:

@Mark Ennis I feel kinda dumb that I was adding up the Oregon score before looking at the UVA one

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Mark Ennis [6:12 PM]:

Something doesn’t quite add up here… (via @LisaHorne)

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Mark Ennis [6:10 PM]:

So UMass head coach, how’s everything going with your new FBS program?

#UMass football head coach Charley Molnar: "The bandwagon's been fairly light anyway, so if a couple more jump off, that's their call." #MAC

— Gethin Coolbaugh (@GethinCoolbaugh) September 7, 2013

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:10 PM]:

If you were wondering what happened to Joey Galloway he’s in the booth with Beth Mowins running football tactics circles around him

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Jason Kirk [6:10 PM]:

Todd Gurley and Mike Davis have combined for 164 yards on 27 touches.

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TomShoe [6:10 PM]:

Watching Wofford vs. The Citadel. Just kidding.

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Mark Ennis [6:09 PM]:

Just the way David Ash likes it:

Raining hard in Provo. Rain coming down sideways. Skies are almost black.

— kbohls (@kbohls) September 7, 2013

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Rodger Sherman [6:09 PM]:

Rubenstein and Hot Tub are confused by my reactions to this football game.

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Ryan Nanni [6:09 PM]:

(Golden Corral ladies be sleeeeeazy.)

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Ryan Nanni [6:09 PM]:

Matt Leinart brings his with him to Golden Corral.

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Rodger Sherman [6:09 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Northwestern is ranked! I’m a Northwestern fan. I don’t know how to handle it

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Matt Watson [6:08 PM]:

I’d bring that thing everywhere.

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Matt Watson [6:08 PM]:

Mark Harmon says his father's Heisman was only "on his desk, but it wasn't something he brought to the dinner table."

— Nick Baumgardner (@nickbaumgardner) September 7, 2013

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quzybuk [6:07 PM]:

@Mark Ennis #goacc

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Mark Ennis [6:07 PM]:

RT @kbohls: Texas hopeful that ESPN could reach deal with DirecTV for Longhorn Network in coming weeks.

— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) September 7, 2013

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Mark Ennis [6:06 PM]:

And Syracuse allows a touchdown to NW in…51 seconds.

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quzybuk [6:06 PM]:

@Mark Ennis That sounds far too above-the-table for the SEC, to be honest.

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Mark Ennis [6:05 PM]:

If Missouri loses to Toledo will can the SEC begin impeachment proceedings?

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Mr. Abe Froman [6:05 PM]:

@Matt Watson Mark Harmon really looked like he didnt want to be there today.

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Matt Watson [6:04 PM]:

Announcing NCIS: Ann Arbor

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Matt Watson [6:04 PM]:

Mark Harmon and Dave Brandon http://t.co/ZSd9owDBNd

— Nick Baumgardner (@nickbaumgardner) September 7, 2013

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Clay Wendler [6:03 PM]:

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Jason Kirk [6:03 PM]:

Is Georgia’s Justin Scott-Wesley the only player in college football with three first names? I bet he’s not. I also bet his middle name is Jack.

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Mr. Abe Froman [6:02 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Football

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Jason Kirk [6:01 PM]:

How’s this for even: 236 and 234 yards of offense by Georgia and Carolina.

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Rodger Sherman [6:01 PM]:

you can’t stop Connor Shaw! You can only hope Steve Spurrier mauls his confidence by benching him!

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:00 PM]:

Dwags

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Mark Ennis [6:00 PM]:

This game is bonkers. South Carolina scores in 1:29 to tie the game right before halftime. 24-24

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islanderzfan15 [6:00 PM]:

Watch your ACL!!

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Mr. Abe Froman [6:00 PM]:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Mr. Abe Froman [5:59 PM]:

thats not a draw play, todd

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quzybuk [5:59 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Once more with feeling: you can’t let the Chippewas hang around like that, New Hampshire.

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Mark Ennis [5:59 PM]:

Connor Shaw is the KMart version of Johnny Football.

— Rick Muscles (@RickMuscles) September 7, 2013

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Spencer Hall [5:59 PM]:

Connor Shaw scrambles for a first down with 46 seconds left, so this is when Spurrier probably benches him.

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Jason Kirk [5:58 PM]:

Columbia mayor RT @SteveBenjaminSC: Gurley has 17 carries so far. He doesn't have 17 more in him.

— Josh Kendall (@JoshatTheState) September 7, 2013

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Rodger Sherman [5:58 PM]:

@Oh No Romo chippin away at the FCS!

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islanderzfan15 [5:58 PM]:

Toledo gets a TD to pull to within 1 of Mizzou 24-23

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Oh No Romo [5:58 PM]:

Central Michigan defeated 24-21 New Hampshire on a FG as time expired.

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Rodger Sherman [5:57 PM]:

@Run Home Jack ROLL JAGTIDE

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Jason Kirk [5:57 PM]:

@Run Home Jack SOUTH PAWWWWWWWWL I JUST DON’T THINK SOUTH SABAN IS THE MAN FOR THIS PROGR’M

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quzybuk [5:57 PM]:

And Oregon just hit the nitrous.

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Mark Ennis [5:56 PM]:

Cal gives up 269 yards in the first quarter to…Portland State.

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Ryan Nanni [5:56 PM]:

3rd	6:35
Tulane	33
South Alabama	31

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:56 PM]:

That dog is looking into my soul and is unimpressed.

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Rodger Sherman [5:55 PM]:

actually that’s a jpeg

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Oh No Romo [5:55 PM]:

@quzybuk and it was amazing.

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Rodger Sherman [5:54 PM]:

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Rodger Sherman [5:54 PM]:

GIF of that last georgia touchdown

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quzybuk [5:54 PM]:

@Oh No Romo He basically did the Nightcrawler teleport during his cut upfield. Virginia player never knew what happened.

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Chad Mumm [5:54 PM]:

Confirmed: Mama’s Boy is the ish

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Oh No Romo [5:53 PM]:

Thomas scores for Oregon.

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Mark Ennis [5:53 PM]:

This game has been full of impressive drives. UGA gives up two TDs in four plays to let USCe tie the game. Then they drive the length of the field to take the lead again 24-17.

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Ricky O'Donnell [5:53 PM]:

70-yard drive for UGA makes it 24-17 with 1:42 left in the half

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Jason Kirk [5:53 PM]:

Georgia overcomes its school ad as Todd Gurley powers for a TD. 11-play drive, 24-17 UGA.

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Ricky O'Donnell [5:53 PM]:

Todd Gurley will stiff arm every person in the world two at a time

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Charlie Gebow [5:52 PM]:

TD Georgia, get all your speak n’ spells to say “how bout dem dawgs”

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Mr. Abe Froman [5:52 PM]:

Clowney has been pretty quiet.

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Mr. Abe Froman [5:51 PM]:

what a terrible commercial, georgia

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christoff79 [5:51 PM]:

is there a consensus halftime game to watch? Baylor might score 3 times during the break

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Mark Ennis [5:51 PM]:

@Bud Elliott Duke benched its QB!

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:50 PM]:

Nothing but tip ball catches would be effectively bad maybe?

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Bud Elliott [5:50 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Duke tied with Memphis at half

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quzybuk [5:49 PM]:

@Milk Steak They haven’t been playing well. Apparently even Oregon isn’t immune to #goacc.

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Mark Ennis [5:49 PM]:

Todd Blackledge just said UGA was throwing the ball “effectively well”.

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Jason Kirk [5:49 PM]:

@Kevin McCauley Saying anything is better than Big Sean is never controversial.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:49 PM]:

When I’ve been watching Oregon seems like they’ve played mediocre. Up 31-10. What do I know

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Kim McCauley [5:47 PM]:

Controversial statement: Jay Elec’s verse in that song was better than Big Sean’s

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Mark Ennis [5:47 PM]:

Know who has control of this game right now? (via @cambroliving)

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Rodger Sherman [5:46 PM]:

Where’s the Mark Richt Control-meter? Are we down to Jay Elec or just Big Sean?

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Charlie Gebow [5:46 PM]:

RUN THE DANG BALL BO- oh carry on

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Mark Ennis [5:45 PM]:

Our Utah blog is happy with new offensive coordinator Dennis Erickson

Dennis Erickson could run for governor and I'd vote for him.

— Block U (@BlockU) September 7, 2013

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Mr. Abe Froman [5:44 PM]:

@Jason Kirk never underestimate the fan of the bearkat

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Jason Kirk [5:43 PM]:

Our #1 story right now is the Sam Houston State-Texas A&M preview. Probably all Alabama fans getting in some scoutin’.

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Mark Ennis [5:43 PM]:

Oliver Luck says WVU has launched an internal investigation on SI charges against Joe DeForest.

— Mitch Vingle (@MitchVingle) September 7, 2013

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Mr. Abe Froman [5:42 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman !!!

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quzybuk [5:41 PM]:

Oh Steve. Never change.

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Rodger Sherman [5:41 PM]:

USCe scores on a pretty pass to the corner of the endzone by Shaw and it’s tied! Didn’t see that coming a few minutes ago

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Mark Ennis [5:41 PM]:

Spurrier on the quick turnaround will kick you square in your nuts.

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Mr. Abe Froman [5:40 PM]:

lol

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Jason Kirk [5:40 PM]:

SUCH a Spurrier call.

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Rodger Sherman [5:40 PM]:

PUPPIES

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Rodger Sherman [5:40 PM]:

AHHHHHH PUPPIES

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Ryan Nanni [5:40 PM]:

Mike Bobo must be a hell of a chess player. 10 great moves and then he tries to run a draw play with the bishop.

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Rodger Sherman [5:40 PM]:

we almost had a horrified georgia punter there

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Clay Wendler [5:40 PM]:

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Mr. Abe Froman [5:40 PM]:

Georgia slowly realizing they are still georgia

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Mark Ennis [5:40 PM]:

UGA bobbles the punt snap. South Carolina buries the punter inside the UGA 20.

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Ricky O'Donnell [5:40 PM]:

South Carolina about to start a drive on the UGA 18 after a botched punt

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Jason Kirk [5:40 PM]:

And an even more conservative one to bobble the punt snap.

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Kim McCauley [5:40 PM]:

how is that punter not dead

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Mark Ennis [5:39 PM]:

Boy that was a really conservative call by UGA to just run it up the middle on 3rd and 5.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:38 PM]:

Not fat, he’s thick

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quzybuk [5:38 PM]:

@Clay Wendler Too coordinated running to be a fat guy TD.

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Jason Kirk [5:38 PM]:

Not even close to fat.

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Mr. Abe Froman [5:38 PM]:

@Clay Wendler That is about 20 times more awesome than all this Baylor stuff people are talking about

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Scott Coleman [5:37 PM]:

he’s 265! kinda fat!

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Mark Ennis [5:37 PM]:

Hey what time are we going to BEAT WEST VIRGINIA (via @OU_Football)

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Clay Wendler [5:37 PM]:

#notfatguyTD

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Clay Wendler [5:37 PM]:

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thermhere [5:36 PM]:

Baylor gained 501 yards in 9:59 in the first half.

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Jason Kirk [5:36 PM]:

From #Cincinnati: Munchie Legaux to remain at a Champaign hospital overnight for further evaluation of lower leg injury. "In good spirits."

— Matt Fortuna (@Matt_Fortuna) September 7, 2013

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Mark Ennis [5:35 PM]:

Meanwhile in Boise:

Ceiling panel fell in the AD suite of the Stueckle Sky Center on the sixth floor. No one was injured.

— Brian Murphy (@murphsturph) September 7, 2013

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Oh No Romo [5:35 PM]:

#MACtion strikes again! Cooper Rush connected with Titus Davis on 97-yard TD pass. Central Michigan tied 21-21 with New Hampshire.

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Jason Kirk [5:35 PM]:

Lots of debate about whether Mizzou TD was actually a fat guy touchdown or not. Evidence inbound.

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chuckycrater [5:33 PM]:

Touchdown Sakerlina. FIRE WILLIE MARTINEZ

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Ryan Nanni [5:33 PM]:

Time for the ol’ triple onside, Spurrier.

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Mark Ennis [5:33 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Apparently they take requests!

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Ricky O'Donnell [5:33 PM]:

TD south carolina. About to make it 17-10

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Jason Kirk [5:32 PM]:

@Mark Ennis There you go!

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Mark Ennis [5:32 PM]:

This has been an enormous drive for South Carolina. Success on the ground. Quieted the crowd. Let Clowney and the defense rest. Gotta get a touchdown, though.

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Mr. Abe Froman [5:32 PM]:

@Brian Floyd Did those fans learn that cover-up technique from Dave Bliss?

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ajkst1 [5:31 PM]:

@Scott Coleman Need GIF

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Scott Coleman [5:31 PM]:

FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN MIZZOU

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Mark Ennis [5:31 PM]:

Mizzou LB Andrew Wilson is flagged for targeting and ejected from the game

— Blair Kerkhoff (@BlairKerkhoff) September 7, 2013

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Jason Kirk [5:31 PM]:

Lots of folks chirping for DT. What's Shaw done poorly this drive?

— G&B Attack (@GABAttack) September 7, 2013

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Scott Coleman [5:31 PM]:

FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN MIZZOU

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Chad Mumm [5:30 PM]:

Puppies

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Jason Kirk [5:30 PM]:

@Brian Floyd Baylor tarps everything.

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Mark Ennis [5:30 PM]:

Dantonio, asked if QB situation is any clearer: "I don't think it's any clearer. We scored one touchdown today."

— Joe Rexrode (@joerexrode) September 7, 2013

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Mr. Abe Froman [5:30 PM]:

@Brian Floyd Im pretty sure it talks about shielding women from the heat at football games in Paul’s letter to the Romans

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Mark Ennis [5:29 PM]:

@Brian Floyd that picture is a fine illustration of marriage.

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Brian Floyd [5:29 PM]:

Meanwhile, at Baylor (via @LucasLoblaw)

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Scott Coleman [5:28 PM]:

Aaaaand we have a targeting call in the Mizzou game. possible All-SEC linebacker Andrew Wilson ejected

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chuckycrater [5:28 PM]:

Baylor just ran the clock out at midfield. SO PISSED

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Jason Kirk [5:28 PM]:

Georgia opening up a can on South Carolina.

— Steve Austin (@steveaustinBSR) September 7, 2013

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Jason Kirk [5:27 PM]:

*caught

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Jason Kirk [5:27 PM]:

South Carolina TE Rory Anderson’s nickname is Busta. He probably would’ve called that if Nessler had used his nickname.

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Mark Ennis [5:26 PM]:

@Run Home Jack yeah but Nobody State killed UConn last week.

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Dan Rubenstein [5:26 PM]:

@thermhere Glory be that idea

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Rodger Sherman [5:26 PM]:

did one of the cheerleaders just get caught in the hedges on that nice connor shaw run?

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Ryan Nanni [5:26 PM]:

This is your cautionary reminder that Maryland has played Nobody and Nobody State.

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thermhere [5:25 PM]:

Can we figure out how to do some sort of Baylor-Clemson-Oregon round robin?

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quzybuk [5:24 PM]:

@Chad Mumm He used his glowing mushroom that he’d been saving.

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Mark Ennis [5:24 PM]:

HUGE conversion for South Carolina. They can’t keep putting its defense back out there.

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Mr. Abe Froman [5:24 PM]:

@quzybuk are we supposed to be impressed by this?

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:24 PM]:

Note to self, playing teams w/under a decade of playing football can be helpful

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Chad Mumm [5:24 PM]:

*or

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Chad Mumm [5:23 PM]:

@Clay Wendler Is there a weird speed ramp in the middle of is Clowney just that fast?

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Clay Wendler [5:23 PM]:

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:22 PM]:

5 catches 148 yards one td Stephon Diggs

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quzybuk [5:21 PM]:

Lache Seastrunk: 17 carries, 150 yards, 3 TDs, 3:52 remaining in the second quarter. Eat your heart out Stefon Diggs.

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Rodger Sherman [5:21 PM]:

Clowney out on the TD… so… conditioning rabble rabble rabble?

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chuckycrater [5:21 PM]:

Baylor up 56-13. Still 3:52 left in the second quarter. 100 WATCH

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Mayclore [5:21 PM]:

Only way it could have been better: Dabo says ‘roll tide’ and moonwalks out.

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Scott Coleman [5:21 PM]:

Dabo is a national treasure

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Ryan Nanni [5:20 PM]:

@Jason Kirk “Just had to give ‘em overconfidence, man. Just makin’ them boys think we ain’t ready.”

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Chad Mumm [5:20 PM]:

@Dan Burleson As is true of all goatees

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Jason Kirk [5:20 PM]:

@Mark Ennis YES

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Mayclore [5:20 PM]:

That is the most Dabo thing I’ve heard Dabo do since…uh…last week.

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Mark Ennis [5:19 PM]:

Dabo: "How about that ACC? Spunky little old league?" Then he makes "The U" sign as he walks out.

— Greg Wallace (@gc_wallace) September 7, 2013

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Jason Kirk [5:19 PM]:

One hundred percent guarantee that HOW WE GONNA guy is right now telling his friends he never doubted Coach.

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Dan Burleson [5:19 PM]:

@Chad Mumm Aaron Murray’s goatee makes him look like a little bit of a d-wag.

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Chad Mumm [5:19 PM]:

@Scott Coleman GO DAWGS

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Scott Coleman [5:18 PM]:

Go Dwags!

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Jason Kirk [5:18 PM]:

HOW WE GONNA PLAY SOUTH CAROLINA NAOWWWWWWWW

2	12:22
South Carolina	3
Georgia	17

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Rodger Sherman [5:18 PM]:

so Clemson is going to beat ’Bama

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:17 PM]:

How we gonna play Skaralina. Fire Richt

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Ricky O'Donnell [5:17 PM]:

touchdown marshall. UGA about to make it 17-3

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Mark Ennis [5:17 PM]:

If there’s one thing I want to see, it’s Connor Shaw throwing the ball 50 times as USCe tries to come back from being down 17.

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Mr. Abe Froman [5:17 PM]:

both of these teams are going to absolutely destroy florida

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Ryan Nanni [5:17 PM]:

i think the government should outlaw facemasks

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Ricky O'Donnell [5:16 PM]:

Gurley is the greatest

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Ricky O'Donnell [5:16 PM]:

Gruley gets his helmet ripped off after breaking a tackle and they blow the play dead

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Rodger Sherman [5:16 PM]:

South Carolina’s hatred of helmets continues

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Chad Mumm [5:16 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Imperial Pumpkin ftw

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Scott Coleman [5:16 PM]:

booo let him run without the helmet

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Mark Ennis [5:16 PM]:

Wow. Let’s tackle him by tearing his head off.

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quzybuk [5:16 PM]:

Buffalo fake punt goin’ nowhere. I missed you bizarre Baylor games.

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Rodger Sherman [5:15 PM]:

the pumpkin beer has been busted out

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Chad Mumm [5:15 PM]:

@Jason Kirk I thought I was sick of those jokes. I was not.

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Scott Coleman [5:15 PM]:

good lord, 72 just got destroyed

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Jason Kirk [5:14 PM]:

Why didn’t Clowney sack Murray five times at once?

ESPN
South Carolina	3
Georgia	10

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:14 PM]:

I’d like to thank the refs @ the MD game today. Nice and helpful

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Mark Ennis [5:14 PM]:

Clowney back?

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Scott Coleman [5:14 PM]:

CLOWNEY

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Ryan Nanni [5:14 PM]:

Is South Carolina supposed to be good on the D-Line? Can’t remember hearing that.

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Jason Kirk [5:12 PM]:

@Spencer Hall Lot of afternoon kickoffs today!

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quzybuk [5:12 PM]:

Gonna need a ruling on the Baylor TD: fat guy TD or not?

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Satchel Price [5:11 PM]:

So Stefon Diggs is a monster. 9 play, 97-yard drive for Maryland.

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Jason Kirk [5:11 PM]:

Just visited w/Munchie at the hospital. Still undergoing evaluation. Extremely tough young man. Say a prayer for him. #Bearcats

— Tommy Tuberville (@TTuberville) September 7, 2013

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Spencer Hall [5:11 PM]:

Good to see the first games of the day have finally started!

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quzybuk [5:11 PM]:

@Milk Steak… I feel ya man. I had to watch the Wake game last night for that reason.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:10 PM]:

Stephon Diggs is quite good

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chuckycrater [5:10 PM]:

Baylor already has 48 points.

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Jason Kirk [5:10 PM]:

At the end of one, Georgia’s driving and up 10-3.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:10 PM]:

No choice, my team. I at least have UGA-Skalina & Oregon on actual tv

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Oh No Romo [5:09 PM]:

So, UMass is down 10 to Maine with 2:35 left in the game.

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quzybuk [5:09 PM]:

BayLOLr

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Jason Kirk [5:08 PM]:

@Milk Steak Why are you doing this to yourself?

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:08 PM]:

Flea Flicker almost interception. EDSALL!

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Ryan Nanni [5:08 PM]:

“Punting – only two letters away from pudding!” – Rodger Sherman

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Brian Floyd [5:07 PM]:

Get a hold of yourselves, Idaho

by Seth Rosenthal, SBNation.com

Also, get a hold of the football.

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Dan Burleson [5:07 PM]:

@Milk Steak Tape delay. The FCC considers Randy Edsall an obscenity.

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Mark Ennis [5:07 PM]:

South Carolina really bullied UNC up front. Not able to do that to UGA so far.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:07 PM]:

@Bud Maryland’s defense this game is keeping my excitement down.

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Dan Rubenstein [5:07 PM]:

uh oh

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:06 PM]:

The Maryland game feed thru questionable means is ahead of espn2. Why?

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Mark Ennis [5:06 PM]:

WVU AD Oliver Luck says statement to be issued soon on Sports Illustrated article and allegations pointed at football assistant Joe DeForest

— Mitch Vingle (@MitchVingle) September 7, 2013

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Bud Elliott [5:06 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Still skeptical about Maryland along both lines. But they won’t be tested there for a while.

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Dan Burleson [5:06 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Braxton Miller hasn’t even seen the field since 4:00 into the first quarter. SDSU is not good.

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Mark Ennis [5:05 PM]:

I know it’s ODU, but, really a good thing for the ACC this year for Maryland to bounce back

Brandon Ross just surpassed 100 rushing yards in the first half for Maryland.

— Testudo Times (@testudotimes) September 7, 2013

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Bud Elliott [5:05 PM]:

Baylor is on pace for almost 900 yards of offense. We are mid-way through the 2Q

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Jason Kirk [5:05 PM]:

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:04 PM]:

@quzybuk To be fair outside was open

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quzybuk [5:04 PM]:

Jim Grobe likes that 4th and goal call from Oregon.

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Rodger Sherman [5:04 PM]:

@Run Home Jack blessed are the GIFmakers

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Rodger Sherman [5:03 PM]:

(not really)

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Rodger Sherman [5:03 PM]:

some life in them hoos!

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Rodger Sherman [5:03 PM]:

oregon goes for it on fourth-and-1 up 28-10… stuffed!

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Satchel Price [5:03 PM]:

nobody ever thinks of the GIFmakers

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Bud Elliott [5:03 PM]:

Poor spacing on the shovel pass play for Oregon, probably because RT got blown up

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Ryan Nanni [5:02 PM]:

Oregon’s offensive pace is specifically designed to ruin the lives of GIFmakers.

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Rodger Sherman [5:02 PM]:

nutso catch in Oregon-Virginia. Would describe what happend, but they went too fast to show a realay

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Jason Kirk [5:01 PM]:

Mark Richt fails to call for a fake field goal.

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Bud Elliott [5:01 PM]:

meant to hit enter on that about five plays ago

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Bud Elliott [5:01 PM]:

Uh…. Todd Blackledge, that is not a read. That’s just PA. 3rd & 13… you’re not doing Veer Read

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Chad Mumm [5:00 PM]:

Did I miss the part where we talk about the Oregon helmets today?

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Mark Ennis [4:59 PM]:

"Pardon me Coach Richt do you have any F&*^s? " "No son, I'm all out"

— Patrick Claybon (@PatrickClaybon) September 7, 2013

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Jason Kirk [4:59 PM]:

At this rate, Mark Richt is gonna have to tithe 11% tomorrow just to make up for all the evil.

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Mark Ennis [4:59 PM]:

Can’t get a 3rd down against Clemson. Can’t miss on 3rd/4th against South Carolina. Just like we all predicted.

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Chad Mumm [4:58 PM]:

Murray is way on today

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Mr. Abe Froman [4:58 PM]:

georgia still finds a way to georgia

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Jason Kirk [4:58 PM]:

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Mark Ennis [4:57 PM]:

USCe goes cowboy from the short side of the field right into that run play.

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Mark Ennis [4:56 PM]:

Mike Bobo calling a whale of a game so far.

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Ryan Nanni [4:56 PM]:

Hey. Psst. Gamecocks. THEY’RE THROWING IT TO LYNCH.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:56 PM]:

Actual bulldogs, not people

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Jason Kirk [4:56 PM]:

UVA coach Mike London told me this week Oregon is so fast, he had to stop game film a few times. #Oregon up 28-7 in 2nd quarter over Hoos

— Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerCBS) September 7, 2013

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Mr. Abe Froman [4:55 PM]:

@Scott Coleman yeah…against Toledo.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:55 PM]:

Bulldogs are behind the Nigerian prince emails

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Scott Coleman [4:55 PM]:

TRUCK STICK

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Scott Coleman [4:54 PM]:

Dorial Green Beckham is starting to look a lot more like the Julio Jones/Calvin Johnson hybrid he was labeled out of HS

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Mark Ennis [4:54 PM]:

mark ronsidekicht

— Martin Rickman (@martinrickman) September 7, 2013

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Dan Burleson [4:54 PM]:

Georgia football returns an entertainment value higher than Baylor. How is this possible?

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Rodger Sherman [4:54 PM]:

Where was Clowney?!?!?!! (are you guys getting tired of these jokes)

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Chad Mumm [4:54 PM]:

Dat Spurrier face

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Mark Ennis [4:54 PM]:

Mark Richt has control your football.

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Bud Elliott [4:54 PM]:

Mark Richt, gambling man?

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Mr. Abe Froman [4:54 PM]:

nice

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Jason Kirk [4:53 PM]:

ONSIDE KICK GEORGIA RECOVERS #evilmarkricht

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Mark Ennis [4:53 PM]:

Hahahahahahaha

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Clay Wendler [4:53 PM]:

double your gif, double your fun

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Mark Ennis [4:52 PM]:

@Run Home Jack Truly have no business playing FBS football.

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Bud Elliott [4:52 PM]:

@Run Home Jack Was told by someone who would know that their coaches want to go back to FCS

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Jason Kirk [4:52 PM]:

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Bud Elliott [4:52 PM]:

Baylor. Heat Index in Waco is 100+. Buffalo kids just cannot prepare for that.

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Ryan Nanni [4:51 PM]:

UMass might consider reopening that FBS vote.

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quzybuk [4:51 PM]:

So who scores more: Oregon or Baylor? Or is this a divide by zero situation?

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Bud Elliott [4:50 PM]:

79-YARD PUNT MEMPHIS?

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:50 PM]:

Bulldogs are well known as the grifters of the dog world

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Bud Elliott [4:50 PM]:

HORNSEY, Tom punt 79 yards to the DU3, Crowder, J return 3 yards to the DU6 (McMANIS, Wynton), PENALTY DU illegal block 3 yards to the DU3, 1st and 10, DU ball on DU3.

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Mr. Abe Froman [4:50 PM]:

nice play call

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Mark Ennis [4:49 PM]:

UGA should just kick the field goal now.

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Rodger Sherman [4:49 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell up there with “Clowney”

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Bud Elliott [4:49 PM]:

@druben Oregon interior run game today… concerns?

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Ricky O'Donnell [4:48 PM]:

objectively speaking, todd gurley is a pretty funny name for a monster college football player

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Jason Kirk [4:48 PM]:

@Bud Elliott Gurley. Yeldon was all fumbly last year.

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Rodger Sherman [4:48 PM]:

no TD/Fire Bobo

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Dan Rubenstein [4:47 PM]:

@Bud Elliott DAT

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Ricky O'Donnell [4:47 PM]:

Gurley will break 500 tackles this season

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Bud Elliott [4:47 PM]:

Gurley or Yeldon? Who you want?

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Jason Kirk [4:47 PM]:

WE DO NOT.

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Jason Kirk [4:47 PM]:

We think this is a TD?

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Ryan Nanni [4:47 PM]:

Typical Georgia cheatin’, not respecting the bounds of the field.

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Scott Coleman [4:47 PM]:

Todd Gurley: pretty good at football

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Bud Elliott [4:46 PM]:

Gurley is OOB

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Jason Kirk [4:46 PM]:

Georgia 7, South Carolina 3. Todd Gurley rambles in after near-sack somehow turned into big reception.

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Chad Mumm [4:46 PM]:

Wow, what a drive.

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Mark Ennis [4:46 PM]:

UofL is going to get 2007 level chaos this year and still not make the title game :(

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Bud Elliott [4:46 PM]:

Why didn’t Clowney get up and knock that down

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Rodger Sherman [4:45 PM]:

Mark Richt has gained control of Jadeveon Clowney

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Jason Kirk [4:45 PM]:

Two straight runs to non-Clowney side to start the game for Georgia.

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Rodger Sherman [4:44 PM]:

jadeveon clowney has no sacks today what a failure

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Jason Kirk [4:44 PM]:

South Carolina kick goes out of bounds. Why wasn’t Clowney there to tap it back in?

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Ricky O'Donnell [4:42 PM]:

@Jason Kirk 17 minutes, four huddles, three punts

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Jason Kirk [4:41 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell But those three years will go by at Oregon speed. So only 17 more minutes.

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Bud Elliott [4:41 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Cuse fans were o pissed when we said they would not make a bowl

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Ricky O'Donnell [4:41 PM]:

Feels like a blessing we get three more years of Mariota and Oregon running up the score like true heroes

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Ryan Nanni [4:40 PM]:

GEORGIA LOSIN’ AT HOME YOU WERE RIGHT TYLER IN ATLANTA

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Mark Ennis [4:40 PM]:

@Bud Elliott I say Maryland, NCSU, BC, Pitt to bowls.

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Scott Coleman [4:40 PM]:

quack, quack, quack, quack

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Bud Elliott [4:39 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Maryland, Virginia, Pitt, Boston College, Wake, Syracuse, NC State: 3 bowls?

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Mark Ennis [4:39 PM]:

Diggs just made an amazing catch for Maryland. Terps about to score again.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:39 PM]:

Stephon Diggs is good at the footballs

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Jason Kirk [4:39 PM]:

Third and 13 yet to be converted by Carolina. FIRE BOBO

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Bud Elliott [4:38 PM]:

Baylor QB: 5/6, 205 yards

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Mark Ennis [4:38 PM]:

Not crushed by injuries, Maryland also probably a bowl team this year.

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Ryan Nanni [4:37 PM]:

So you’re winning one ACC game, Oregon. That ain’t nothing Addazio didn’t already do.

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Bud Elliott [4:37 PM]:

UVA is getting crushed, but their offense has shown me some things. I think they can win four or five games.

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Jason Kirk [4:37 PM]:

Another third down conversion. FIRE BOBO

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Mark Ennis [4:36 PM]:

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Jason Kirk [4:36 PM]:

HA HA so that doesn’t work oay

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Jason Kirk [4:36 PM]:

https://twitpic.com/show/full/dcfdd6

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Jason Kirk [4:36 PM]:

via @vol_photos https://twitpic.com/show/full/dcfdd6

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Mark Ennis [4:36 PM]:

today's weather report (HT Redonk) @CalAthletics @CalFootball @CalStudentSec @CalFootballBlog @CalRivals pic.twitter.com/cnmnzDv8N0

— GoldenBlogs (@GoldenBlogs) September 7, 2013

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Jason Kirk [4:34 PM]:

Third and long conversion for Carolina. FIRE BOBO

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Scott Coleman [4:34 PM]:

Mizzou’s offensive line is getting torn apart by Toledo. It’s going to be a looonnnng season (again) in the SEC

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Mark Ennis [4:34 PM]:

Missouri’s offense still looks like hell against Toledo.

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Matt Watson [4:34 PM]:

I had to google cheerwine, but it looks tasty. if a little non-alcoholic.

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Ryan Nanni [4:33 PM]:

guys, why are we not talking about Mississippi State winning? i think this is the year they make a run.

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Rodger Sherman [4:33 PM]:

not literally

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Rodger Sherman [4:33 PM]:

i am making love to this pudding snack

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chuckycrater [4:33 PM]:

@Matt Watson Cheerwine

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Matt Watson [4:32 PM]:

What are you fine folks drinking?

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chuckycrater [4:32 PM]:

Baylor had 301 yards in the first quarter. USF and Michigan State combined for 418 in the entire game.

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Rodger Sherman [4:32 PM]:

at SBN’s NYC offices, me and Celebrity Hot Tub are eating pudding snacks

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Matt Watson [4:32 PM]:

Also at SBN HQ:

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Jason Kirk [4:32 PM]:

South Carolina's starting CB out for first half

by Scott Coleman, SBNation.com

The Gamecocks will be shorthanded against Aaron Murray and the Bulldogs to start things off.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:31 PM]:

Cannibalism can’t be tolerated Paawwll

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Jason Kirk [4:31 PM]:

ESPN reporting Clowney ate some extra chicken today. BUT HE IS A GAMECOCK #cannibalism

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Brian Floyd [4:29 PM]:

Current status at SB Nation headquarters:

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Jason Kirk [4:28 PM]:

ESPN reports Braxton Miller could play if he needed to, but he won't return to today's game.

— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) September 7, 2013

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Ryan Nanni [4:28 PM]:

Am I the only one who frequently thinks “Colt Cabana plays for Oregon?”

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Mark Ennis [4:28 PM]:

Baylor is ridiculous.

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Jason Kirk [4:28 PM]:

Baylor has 301 total yards in the first quarter.

— OurDailyBears (@OurDailyBears) September 7, 2013

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:28 PM]:

@Bud I believe they made a documentary about how bad an idea that was. Not sure what the west part was about

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Bud Elliott [4:27 PM]:

Duke at Memphis +6 South Carolina at Georgia -3 Buffalo at Baylor -27.5 in the afternoon games

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Jason Kirk [4:27 PM]:

(It did not work.)

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Jason Kirk [4:27 PM]:

Virginia just went for it on 4th and 4 with 43 minutes to go. Like the boldness! No other choice against Oregon.

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Jason Kirk [4:26 PM]:

@Bud Elliott You have a problem.

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Bud Elliott [4:26 PM]:

I took Memphis and the six.

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Mark Ennis [4:26 PM]:

@Bud Elliott Memphis is horrendous.

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Jason Kirk [4:25 PM]:

Y’all think the VIRGINIA HUMIDITY will affect Oregon today? I’ll hang up and listen

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Bud Elliott [4:25 PM]:

Anyone have Memphis for the upset?

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Mark Ennis [4:24 PM]:

@Jason Kirk can’t believe hiring the coach from Indiana State hasn’t worked out better,.

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chuckycrater [4:24 PM]:

Announcers going on about this Oregon fumble forgetting that OREGON RECOVERED IT ANYWAY

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Kim McCauley [4:23 PM]:

Hell of a bump taken by DAT there. That kind of selling will get him a good rep with Triple H and Vince.

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Jason Kirk [4:23 PM]:

Chattanooga 42, Georgia State 0.

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Elm City Horn [4:22 PM]:

good lord, pac12 refs

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Mark Ennis [4:22 PM]:

Missouri just threw an INT vs. Toledo.

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Ryan Nanni [4:22 PM]:

USA beating Tulane 21-7, because screw your French laws.

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Clay Wendler [4:21 PM]:

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Joey_Weaver [4:21 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Even Memphis fans don’t want to see Duke.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:19 PM]:

Maryland’s D getting gashed by ODU. Hurrah for sadness

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Rodger Sherman [4:19 PM]:

@Mark Ennis A-A-C! A-A-C!

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Mark Ennis [4:19 PM]:

That Memphis pic from her Tweet here.

I like this idea...Memphis freshman class coming out if the tunnel, circling the field pic.twitter.com/aTyesCBFyR

— Laura Keeley (@laurakeeley) September 7, 2013

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Mark Ennis [4:18 PM]:

So this is Memphis’ crowd for Duke at the national anthem from Laura Keeley.

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Rodger Sherman [4:18 PM]:

more yards rushing: MSU in their two combined games, or ORegon in this half?

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Jason Kirk [4:18 PM]:

@Armchair Analyst The who?

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Jack Peglow [4:18 PM]:

WE’RE IN THE SEC NOW, Y’ALL

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Jack Peglow [4:18 PM]:

The MIZZOU GAME

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Jack Peglow [4:18 PM]:

Y’all see that hit in the Mizzou game!?

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Ryan Nanni [4:17 PM]:

@Mark Ennis COME ON JUST FOR A YEAR OR TWO I NEED THIS

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Clay Wendler [4:17 PM]:

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Jason Kirk [4:16 PM]:

Braxton Miller just walked out of the tunnel now. Jogging across the field

— Marcus Hartman (@marcushartman) September 7, 2013

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Mark Ennis [4:16 PM]:

Well this seems important

South Carolina starting cornerback Victor Hampton suspended for the first half for violation of team rules.#SCvsGA

— ESPN_SEC (@ESPN_SEC) September 7, 2013

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Mark Ennis [4:15 PM]:

@Run Home Jack You stay away from Charlie, you hear me?

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Ryan Nanni [4:15 PM]:

hey guys what’s going on not football right? DEFINITELY NOT FLORIDA FOOTBALL, RIGHT?

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Kim McCauley [4:14 PM]:

Is it time to investigate De’Anthony Thomas for taking illegal rocket fuel supplements? MY COLUMN:

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Scott Coleman [4:14 PM]:

Annnnd Virginia responds with a 50-yard TD run

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Mark Ennis [4:14 PM]:

CAVS ANSWER

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Scott Coleman [4:14 PM]:

Oregon apparently already has some second-stringers in there

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Mark Ennis [4:14 PM]:

I remain amazed that Florida is so bad offensively. Florida fans have had what, four years in a row of Brantley/Driskel? Barf.

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Matt Watson [4:13 PM]:

Does anyone know what da— nevermind.

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Matt Watson [4:12 PM]:

It's Saturday again!

by Jason Kirk, SBNation.com

Not sure about which games to watch this weekend? Here's some help.

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Mark Ennis [4:12 PM]:

DAT is soooooooo fast

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Clay Wendler [4:12 PM]:

200 TDs

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Scott Coleman [4:11 PM]:

Oregon is going to score 200 today

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Clay Wendler [4:11 PM]:

greetings humans

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Mark Ennis [4:11 PM]:

Hello guys!

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Jason Kirk [4:10 PM]:

HELLO!