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Jason Kirk [11:49 PM]:
Aight y’all. Thanks for hanging with us. After 12 hours, we’re gonna cut off Live for the week. LET’S DO IT 14+ MORE TIMES!
Ian Boyd [11:46 PM]:
Gonna take in more of this Wiscy-LSU game that I actually ended to watch post-Texas
UNA [11:46 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Or bad snap or block
Rodger Sherman [11:44 PM]:
a punt probably would’ve also worked, but runs the risk of a shank that ends up being returne
UNA [11:44 PM]:
Best call of the game by Jimbo
Rodger Sherman [11:44 PM]:
i’ve long imagined that scenario, where just skying the ball would be the most effective way to kill the clock
Passive Voice [11:44 PM]:
heismanworthy sky heave there
Ian Boyd [11:43 PM]:
Interesting tactic by FSU there
Rodger Sherman [11:43 PM]:
i’ve always wanted to see that play!
Jason Kirk [11:42 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey agreed!
Steven Godfrey [11:41 PM]:
I’m sure UGA and TAMU would offer their one-game resumes
Steven Godfrey [11:40 PM]:
@Jason Kirk That’s a bit reactionary
Spencer Hall [11:40 PM]:
@Ian Boyd Fumble, that’s really the only thing that could have workd
Ian Boyd [11:40 PM]:
Is it possible for OSU to win this game?
Jason Kirk [11:38 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman technically but sure doesn’t seem like it!
Ian Boyd [11:38 PM]:
OK st showing all kinds of fight
Rodger Sherman [11:37 PM]:
nope, i guess
Rodger Sherman [11:37 PM]:
still a ballgame after the hold?
Sean Yancy [11:35 PM]:
Tackle. And strip. Tackle. And strip.
UNA [11:33 PM]:
I am having FSU-NCST flashbacks
Ian Boyd [11:33 PM]:
Oklahoma State’s run game is different now with new OL coach Bob Connelly, Bill’s Uncle
Passive Voice [11:31 PM]:
hat as hell
Sean Yancy [11:30 PM]:
Oh, Les
UNA [11:30 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Florida is still undefeated
Oh No Romo [11:29 PM]:
Washington is up 14-10
UNA [11:28 PM]:
@Jason Kirk They still in the pennant race?
Jason Kirk [11:28 PM]:
At this point, it’s almost fair to ask whether the SEC is going to get one team in the playoff. Bad weekend
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) August 31, 2014
Clay Wendler [11:28 PM]:
Passive Voice [11:28 PM]:
LET WALSH RETURN THE KICKOFF
Jason Kirk [11:27 PM]:
@UNA yankees, i bet
Ian Boyd [11:27 PM]:
That O’Leary/Greene combo to one side of the field is more or less FSU’s base offense. So hard to stop
UNA [11:26 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Who didn’t watch once it went on upset alert?
schwizzy [11:26 PM]:
Why isn’t FSU going for two?
Ian Boyd [11:26 PM]:
Rashad Greene.
Clay Wendler [11:26 PM]:
Jason Kirk [11:26 PM]:
That’ll do it. #1 will stay #1, and anybody who didn’t watch will be none the wiser.
schwizzy [11:25 PM]:
Well that escalted quickly
Rodger Sherman [11:25 PM]:
And welp
Rodger Sherman [11:25 PM]:
It looks like he reached out to secure himself from totally dying with the hand which was holding the ball
UNA [11:25 PM]:
I remember playing JW Walsh Football on Sega Genesis
Ian Boyd [11:25 PM]:
I see the FSU OL is still overrated
Passive Voice [11:24 PM]:
JW Walsh is my new favourite creature. Just a tonne of fun.
Ian Boyd [11:24 PM]:
Easiest way force a fumble is with the flip, I think
Rodger Sherman [11:24 PM]:
FlipFumble!
Pete Volk [11:24 PM]:
Fun fact: The “J.W.” in “J.W. Walsh” does not stand for “Jameis Winston.”
Rodger Sherman [11:20 PM]:
Six point game. Good thing touchdowns are only worth six points.
Spencer Hall [11:20 PM]:
Been so busy watching OK State cling by its fingertips to this ledge that I totally forgot LSU was getting beat on by Wisconsin
Clay Wendler [11:19 PM]:
Connor Tapp [11:19 PM]:
LSU just earned a delay of game on the kickoff to open the second half. Hell of an accomplishment.
schwizzy [11:18 PM]:
Kickoff Delay of Game… Somehow this is Les’ Fault
Rodger Sherman [11:15 PM]:
HERO PUNTER!
UNA [11:13 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman I knew it was a early season game and a score on the first or second drive
Connor Tapp [11:12 PM]:
@UNA First game hasn’t looked good for a lot of teams we thought would be good in 2014. Still so many unknowns at this point.
Rodger Sherman [11:11 PM]:
Since 1990, only one defending national champ (Michigan in 1998) has lost its season opener.
— Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) August 31, 2014
Spencer Hall [11:11 PM]:
DRUNK HISTORY
Spencer Hall [11:11 PM]:
That comes out to –38.6. RT @ChuckCarltonDMN: Can't wait to see team QB rating for UNT, currently 2-of-14 for 8 yards w/ four interceptions.
— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) August 31, 2014
Rodger Sherman [11:10 PM]:
@UNA appears to have been Pitt rather than Nevada, but, still
UNA [11:10 PM]:
Cowboys deserve to win this game. Doesn’t look good for FSU in 2014
UNA [11:07 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman BC, Auburn and i think Nevada
Rodger Sherman [11:07 PM]:
okay so I misread what down it was and FSU still has the ball but uh i still want to know
Rodger Sherman [11:06 PM]:
so, before this Oklahoma State drive… how many times was FSU trailing last year?
Jason Kirk [11:05 PM]:
@UNA probably
UNA [11:05 PM]:
If FSU loses, can we use the bama “It wasn’t a championship so we were not motivated” excuse?
Spencer Hall [11:03 PM]:
Need Jameis Winston to make an impulsive mistake. This NEVER happens.
Passive Voice [11:01 PM]:
JW Walsh and the Sharp Intakes of Breath
Oh No Romo [11:01 PM]:
Wow, Walsh is fast
Rodger Sherman [11:01 PM]:
woah JW Walsh is speedy
Jason Kirk [11:00 PM]:
I'd say this game bodes poorly for FSU, but they spend the rest of the season in the ACC, so this is basically their championship game.
— Patrick Vint (@HS_BHGP) August 31, 2014
Clay Wendler [10:58 PM]:
Spencer Hall [10:57 PM]:
Game report from the best result in recent Florida history: http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2014/8/30/6088723/blatant-homerism-idaho-vs-florida
UNA [10:54 PM]:
@Connor Tapp I agree. Wasn’t a fumble but he was down at the 1
Jason Kirk [10:51 PM]:
How much do we wanna bet “5-6 Florida applies for bowl waiver” is a thing that happens
Siems [10:50 PM]:
Some of those pictures from The Swamp are just awesome
Connor Tapp [10:48 PM]:
oh no
Clay Wendler [10:46 PM]:
Bud Elliott [10:46 PM]:
UF has played makeup games before, I think. I know Miami did (v. UCLA in 1998, the Edgerrin James game)
Siems [10:45 PM]:
If Gordon could have broken that run just now…
Connor Tapp [10:44 PM]:
I’m only joking a little bit but what if this ends up deciding whether Florida goes to a bowl game
Steven Godfrey [10:43 PM]:
@nate.siems To hell with InfoWars… J E V A N S N E A D
Siems [10:43 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey He just mentioned something about ceilings and basements. Not sure if he was talking QBs or split level homes in the Houston area
Siems [10:42 PM]:
LSU just pulled Jennings for Harris at QB
Steven Godfrey [10:42 PM]:
I’ve failed to mention this so far, but having Todd McShay fart out scouting reports from the sideline is the WORST
Jason Kirk [10:42 PM]:
Oh No Romo [10:42 PM]:
Hawaii is already up 7-0 on Washington.
Clay Wendler [10:42 PM]:
Steven Godfrey [10:41 PM]:
@Oh No Romo Just that much more time to search Craigslist
Siems [10:41 PM]:
@Connor Tapp In fairness, he did get caught eventually on that run.
Spencer Hall [10:41 PM]:
Jameis is pretty mobile. Like he could escape from a space without being noticed, perhaps while carrying something.
Connor Tapp [10:39 PM]:
@nate.siems someone’s about to make a crab joke I can feel it
Oh No Romo [10:39 PM]:
Now what will Paul Petrino spend the rest of his Saturday night doing?
Clay Wendler [10:39 PM]:
Siems [10:39 PM]:
@Jason Kirk He could have had some pretty impressive runs from the bullpen to the mound
Steven Godfrey [10:38 PM]:
CANCELLED! #Gators-Idaho
— Chris Harry (@GatorZoneChris) August 31, 2014
Connor Tapp [10:38 PM]:
Think Jameis was down just before he went it but still
Oh No Romo [10:38 PM]:
USF just took the lead.
Jason Kirk [10:38 PM]:
As far as I know.
Jason Kirk [10:38 PM]:
Jameis Winston just had his most impressive run ever.
Siems [10:37 PM]:
Thank the Good Lord that we have Bill when we play Shooty Hoops
Siems [10:37 PM]:
@Oh No Romo Yeah…I’m not proud that Weis is my team’s coach…
Steven Godfrey [10:37 PM]:
Well damn, that’s just…
Bud Elliott [10:37 PM]:
gif*
Bud Elliott [10:37 PM]:
clay if now
Oh No Romo [10:36 PM]:
@billbarnwell I had to document it pic.twitter.com/Pj0BRlEloy
— Ben Frederickson (@Ben_Fred) August 31, 2014
Siems [10:36 PM]:
The QB play in the Wisconsin/LSU game is physically painful to me.
Sean Yancy [10:32 PM]:
@Connor Tapp I think JT Walsh is that character actor RIP
Steven Godfrey [10:31 PM]:
For reference – Mississippi State only allowed 21 points vs. Okie State’s diamond offense in last year’s neutral site opener. And that was a much better Poke offense
Oh No Romo [10:30 PM]:
@Connor Tapp James Patterson’s worst enemy.
Clay Wendler [10:30 PM]:
oooh almost had it OSU gotta be quicker than that
Connor Tapp [10:30 PM]:
J.W. Walsh is the name of a man with at least one best-selling crime thriller
Sean Yancy [10:29 PM]:
man that OSU mascot scary as hell
Clay Wendler [10:26 PM]:
Spencer Hall [10:26 PM]:
OK State’s Ogbah just did something wicked to his knee jumping up and down and celebrating.
Oh No Romo [10:25 PM]:
@Spencer Hall I’m amazed the relationship had gotten this far. They did it down on the field with the USF mascot standing nearby. I wish I got the screencap.
Clay Wendler [10:24 PM]:
Spencer Hall [10:24 PM]:
@Oh No Romo THAT MARRIAGE IS DOOMED
Oh No Romo [10:23 PM]:
Wait, there was a marriage proposal at a USF game?
Jason Kirk [10:23 PM]:
Graphical analysis by @sbnation 
Spencer Hall [10:23 PM]:
I dunno, that’s an OK State player running past five future NFL draft picks
Jason Kirk [10:21 PM]:
Jameis seems to be facing a lot of pressure, considering he’s got The Country’s Best Offensive Line and all.
Clay Wendler [10:18 PM]:
Jason Kirk [10:18 PM]:
that oklahoma state receiver was so open that i began to worry that he felt lonely
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) August 31, 2014
Michael Katz [10:17 PM]:
This just got Jeremy Linteresting
Spencer Hall [10:17 PM]:
GOOOOOOO POKES. Long TD, now only trail 20-17
Pete Volk [10:17 PM]:
Aaaaand touchdown Oklahoma State. No one near the receiver, FSU coverage failed
Pete Volk [10:16 PM]:
Oklahoma State drivin’ against Florida State, down 20-10
Michael Katz [10:16 PM]:
Hey, guys — what time is the game?
Rodger Sherman [10:16 PM]:
Wisconsin got a player named “Beagle?”
Jason Kirk [10:14 PM]:
Wisconsin heavepunt had me wondering the same thing
Does Wisconsin have an invisible WR we don’t know about?
— Pod Katt (@valleyshook) August 31, 2014
UNA [10:13 PM]:
Stolen from TN: I feel for Muschamp. Florida needs that win to get bowl eligible
Jason Kirk [10:12 PM]:
Re: whether Idaho-Florida actually gets played or not!
Jason Kirk [10:12 PM]:
#UFvsIDA (2/2) The decision for this game is at the discretion of the conferences.
— Dave Cutaia (@CFBRulesExpert) August 31, 2014
Oh No Romo [10:09 PM]:
Loneliest guy on USC's sideline? USC punter Kris Albarado. He has yet to punt today.
— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) August 31, 2014
Jason Kirk [10:09 PM]:
I already want Wisconsin and Georgia in a bowl game together #smashysmashsmash
— Holly Anderson (@HollyAnderson) August 31, 2014
Jason Kirk [10:06 PM]:
Mississippi State, Southern Miss mascots recreate legendary cooler photo
Kick up your feet and enjoy the Magnolia State’s breeziest rivalry.
Spencer Hall [9:59 PM]:
Jennings just butchered a zone read as badly as one could do it
Jason Kirk [9:54 PM]:
Florida delayed again! Great special teams performance.
schwizzy [9:54 PM]:
And just like that #PunchPoncho is gone
UNA [9:54 PM]:
@Clay Wendler Honkey Tonk Man circa 1988
Steven Godfrey [9:53 PM]:
Pretty cool that USM/MSU updated that photo
Steven Godfrey [9:53 PM]:
Amazing. HOWEVER, needs more Coors. RT @benlindsey: chance to updated your avatar going on tonight pic.twitter.com/bC25dX08jB
— Adam Kramer (@KegsnEggs) August 31, 2014
Steven Godfrey [9:51 PM]:
LSU scores and a herd of “Well shit, I guess we might beat Bama” comes wandering by
Oh No Romo [9:51 PM]:
Well, LSU got back into the game pretty quick.
Jason Kirk [9:51 PM]:
Wisconsin-LSU shootout ahoy. 80-yard TIGERBOMB
Clay Wendler [9:51 PM]:
Spencer Hall [9:51 PM]:
Giving our offense a short field? THREE POINTS COMIN’
schwizzy [9:50 PM]:
Also Puncho Poncho
TerryBoudain [9:50 PM]:
Decent start for Florida.
schwizzy [9:50 PM]:
Wet Muschamp isn’t quite as delightful as wet Herrera is he?
Ryan Nanni [9:49 PM]:
WRITE A SONG ABOUT THIS DANCE, PITBULL
Clay Wendler [9:48 PM]:
Oh No Romo [9:48 PM]:
USF got a field goal before halftime. Western Carolina’s lead is 17-16.
Spencer Hall [9:48 PM]:
Florida, at last, is kicking off.
Connor Tapp [9:48 PM]:
“Houston has one of the most significant museum districts in the country,” per Houston commercial. Bold take.
Steven Godfrey [9:47 PM]:
Well, the elusive Louisiana “SHIT I TOLD YOU, DAMN 7-5 THIS YEAR, MILES AINT WORTH SHIT” has been spotted in my text messages
Connor Tapp [9:47 PM]:
@schwizzy gorgeous
Passive Voice [9:46 PM]:
Wisconsin kicker got that gut.
schwizzy [9:46 PM]:
#B1G kicker gutt
Steven Godfrey [9:45 PM]:
USF trails Western Carolina. That might start some real pressure in Tampa
Clay Wendler [9:43 PM]:
3rd round pick at BEST
UNA [9:43 PM]:
Here Jameis eat some crab legs, you’re not you when you’re hungry
Clay Wendler [9:43 PM]:
Jason Kirk [9:43 PM]:
Wisconsin's Konrad Zagzebski carted off after nasty collision
The backup redshirt senior defensive end showed movement in his legs while being stabilized by trainers.
Sean Yancy [9:40 PM]:
Florida band doing punk covers during the 10 minute halftime.
GloboNole [9:40 PM]:
Honestly… can you spike from the gun? That looks like grounding….
Spencer Hall [9:37 PM]:
LOL Oklahoma State with the slappin’-est spike play ever
Steven Godfrey [9:35 PM]:
Not good things on the field in Houston right now
Spencer Hall [9:34 PM]:
YEAH LET’S WATCH SOME FLORIDA FOOTBALL #numbersign
Jason Kirk [9:28 PM]:
Another huge roar as officially announced on PA that weather delay is lifted. 10:00 put on the scoreboards.
— Thomas Goldkamp (@Goldkamp247) August 31, 2014
Clay Wendler [9:27 PM]:
Jason Kirk [9:26 PM]:
Stone Cold picked Wisconsin, and has yet to be wrong otherwise.
Oh No Romo [9:26 PM]:
Marlon Mack scores on 62-yard run and now the Western Carolina lead is down to 14-13.
Jason Kirk [9:26 PM]:
Stone Cold Steve Austin drinks beer on 'College GameDay,' everybody shoots guns
GIMME A HELL YEAH COLLEGE FOOTBALL
UNA [9:25 PM]:
I Ain’t Dead Yet – Okie Lite
Jason Kirk [9:25 PM]:
Spencer Hall [9:24 PM]:
Feel like this is gonna just make FSU mad
Jason Kirk [9:24 PM]:
Wisconsin bashin’ LSU a little bit. 7-0
schwizzy [9:24 PM]:
#B1G Speed
Trevor Magnotti [9:24 PM]:
We’re in Year Two post-Bert and it still is wierd to watch Wisconsin break big plays.
Steven Godfrey [9:20 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Hogville won’t notice that.
Steven Godfrey [9:19 PM]:
I’ve opted to drink all the summer beer in the house before it’s a faux pas after Labor Day. Also, anyone gambling tonight?
Jason Kirk [9:18 PM]:
3 things we learned from Georgia's beatdown of Clemson
It’s Todd Gurley’s world, we’re just living in it.
Oh No Romo [9:17 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Also, Hawaii and Washington over an hour from now.
Jason Kirk [9:15 PM]:
Well, that was a fun Saturday of college football. Let’s all turn in and OH WAIT LSU-WISCONSIN
Jason Kirk [9:13 PM]:
Georgia still running plays with a minute to go. Evil Richt.
Steven Godfrey [9:13 PM]:
It’s 8:12 p.m. in the middle of this great nation, and “undefeated Florida” is a factually correct statement
Jason Kirk [9:12 PM]:
Coming into the season, Clemson’s defensive line looked to be FSU’s single biggest threat on the year. welp
Clay Wendler [9:12 PM]:
SWITCH TO LSU ALREADY
Spencer Hall [9:11 PM]:
Barn cheatin’:
Arkansas' assistant coaches were stuck in the elevator and couldn't visit the team during halftime.
— THV Hog Zone (@HOGZONE) August 31, 2014
Jason Kirk [9:11 PM]:
“You have any goals, Todd? He said, ‘Nah.’” — Blackledge
Clay Wendler [9:09 PM]:
Matthew Kenerly [9:08 PM]:
Leonard Williams INT. Sigh.
Matthew Kenerly [9:07 PM]:
Aaaand now
Matthew Kenerly [9:07 PM]:
Cody Kessler has 310 yards passing and 3 TDs. At halftime.
Trevor Magnotti [9:06 PM]:
I look forward to South Carolina murdering Georgia next week because SEC East.
Jason Kirk [9:06 PM]:
Most impressive Georgia game since … ?
Jason Kirk [9:04 PM]:
School-record of 293 all-purpose yards for Todd Gurley.
— Marc Weiszer (@marcweiszer) August 31, 2014
Matthew Kenerly [9:04 PM]:
Starting to think Pac-12 defenses will want to start game planning for Adoree’ Jackson. 31-7, USC
Jason Kirk [9:04 PM]:
I dare say that dang ball’s finally been runned.
Pete Volk [9:03 PM]:
Two straight one-play TD drives for Georgia
Spencer Hall [9:02 PM]:
@UNA I think I’d probably just leave, because some idiot just punched me while I was wearing a helmet.
KD 13 [9:02 PM]:
Gurley gone holy shit
Connor Tapp [9:01 PM]:
Clemson punting down 17 with 7:44 to go, so this might be over real soon.
Jason Kirk [9:01 PM]:
Todd Grantham’s name is not a well-respected one on #UGAtwitter this evening, nor is it ever
Total yards the second half: Georgia 264, Clemson 36.
— Seth Emerson (@SethEmerson) August 31, 2014
UNA [8:59 PM]:
@Spencer Hall I would talk shit too if a guy just threw a punch at me
Jason Kirk [8:58 PM]:
Georgia has 38 points with 131 yards passing
Connor Tapp [8:57 PM]:
Chubb’s next game is against South Carolina so that’ll probably be a lot of fun for your eyes if you’re not a South Carolina fan like me.
Spencer Hall [8:57 PM]:
Jameis Winston talking shit to the OK State bench. [COLUMNIST SIGNAL BLAZED INTO SKY]
Bud Elliott [8:57 PM]:
And Jameis Winston is picked off on third down. Really bad red zone job by him. Two bad throws, and one bad read.
Matthew Kenerly [8:56 PM]:
USC isn’t going to give Fresno these kinds of opportunities going forward. Not good they couldn’t take advantage of turnovers.
Passive Voice [8:56 PM]:
Clay Wendler [8:55 PM]:
Connor Tapp [8:55 PM]:
Unbelievable how balanced Chubb stayed as he ran through about five Clemson defenders
Oh No Romo [8:55 PM]:
Now up 14-3
Spencer Hall [8:55 PM]:
I looked it up: you could totally leave the OK State game and go to the Reunion Tower in Dallas. Open until 10 pm local time!
Oh No Romo [8:55 PM]:
Western Carolina is now up, PAT pending, over South Florida
Steven Godfrey [8:54 PM]:
Back judge just got the shit knocked out of him in Starkville. I add only the most important news items to this discussion
Jason Kirk [8:53 PM]:
The other Georgia five-star RB smashed his way to the likely game-sealing TD. No, the other five-star. No, the other five-star.
KD 13 [8:53 PM]:
Nick Chubb lowers the casket
Connor Tapp [8:53 PM]:
CHUUUUUUUUUUBB
Ryan Nanni [8:53 PM]:
Ryan Nanni [8:53 PM]:
The heavens have weighed Florida football, and they have found Florida football wanting.
Updated current status: pic.twitter.com/62g9J3F6K4
— Richard Johnson (@RagjUF) August 31, 2014
Jason Kirk [8:51 PM]:
3 things we learned from Auburn's win over Arkansas
The Hogs showed they were no pushover, but the Tigers ground out a win at home to start their 2014 season.
Spencer Hall [8:49 PM]:
@Oh No Romo especially! #nsfw
Oh No Romo [8:48 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Even if that means Paul Petrino is part of the game?
Pete Volk [8:48 PM]:
Florida update!
Pete Volk [8:48 PM]:
@AlligatorArmy a cop where I'm waiting it out said they are deciding at 9:30. Lightning after that and it's getting called.
— Tim Groves (@timdgroves) August 31, 2014
Trevor Magnotti [8:47 PM]:
Liberty has turned into Purdue in this second half. UNC putting it away.
KD 13 [8:46 PM]:
Not a fumble. That kid’s dead, but he didn’t fumble.
Spencer Hall [8:45 PM]:
Gonna be fine. Better to have a Florida game happen in the dark of night where few will see it.
Ryan Nanni [8:45 PM]:
Todd Gurley, where are the passing yards? My Column:
Matthew Kenerly [8:45 PM]:
Brandon Connette bringing some of that #goacc magic to Fresno, he enters the game and the ’Dogs march to a score.
schwizzy [8:44 PM]:
Late Night Florida, is Spencer gonna be alright?
Bud Elliott [8:44 PM]:
I’d say Gurley was awesome there, but … look at that hole!!
Clay Wendler [8:43 PM]:
Spencer Hall [8:43 PM]:
Todd Gurley is averaging around ten yards a carry is that good?
KD 13 [8:41 PM]:
Gurley gone
KD 13 [8:39 PM]:
A smooth 38 yards
Jason Kirk [8:39 PM]:
Todd Gurley is invincible. If there weren’t sidelines, he’d have a trillion yards.
KD 13 [8:39 PM]:
And there goes Gurley
Trevor Magnotti [8:38 PM]:
Whoops false alarm, just Rather Husky Linebacker TD
Trevor Magnotti [8:37 PM]:
FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN in UNC/Liberty!
Ryan Nanni [8:36 PM]:
Finebaum prediction: Alabama’s close game proves they can only get better while FSU’s clearly reached its ceiling
Clay Wendler [8:33 PM]:
KD 13 [8:33 PM]:
Philip Rivers?
Spencer Hall [8:33 PM]:
Apropos of nothing: I think college football season will generate some results for this search:
Your search – man wearing nothing but bolo tie just absolutely going to town on rack of ribs – did not match any documents.
— stefan (@boring_as_heck) August 31, 2014
Jason Kirk [8:32 PM]:
Georgia’s Josh Dawson just did a rasslin’ move on Cole Stoudt, the name of which escapes me
Passive Voice [8:31 PM]:
Florida State looks like Georgia Tech but with red instead of blue highlights
Bud Elliott [8:29 PM]:
I mean, that’s a nice play by Andrews, but FSU wasn’t in some complex defense there.
Bud Elliott [8:28 PM]:
Wow, horrible read by J.W. Walsh. Pick-6. FSU running simple cover-3 there. Dumb dumb dumb. Nate Andrews.
KD 13 [8:27 PM]:
UGA flat out owning the field position battle right now
KD 13 [8:26 PM]:
@Trevor Magnotti That is awesome
Bud Elliott [8:26 PM]:
Encouraging that Jameis Winston took his checkdowns and didn’t try to force the ball deep when Okie State was sitting back.
Jason Kirk [8:23 PM]:
Arkansas-Auburn is back on SEC Network, btw
Trevor Magnotti [8:22 PM]:
Caleb Pressley signaling plays from UNC sideline in Julius Peppers Packers jersey. Well played, Caleb. Well played. pic.twitter.com/F27NYkMQsd
— Chris Gallo (@cjgallo) August 30, 2014
Bud Elliott [8:22 PM]:
Okie State, replacing basically its entire back seven, is sitting back in some soft zone so far. Not surprising.
Spencer Hall [8:21 PM]:
Yes but UNC’s coach is ripped as hell, man
Trevor Magnotti [8:21 PM]:
@KD 13 He actually kinda looks like Clay Matthews
Trevor Magnotti [8:21 PM]:
Related: UNC just lost the lead on a fumble return for TD
KD 13 [8:21 PM]:
is it julius peppers
Trevor Magnotti [8:20 PM]:
Not sure if anyone has seen this but UNC has had a guy in their timeout huddle wearing a Julius Peppers Packers jersey.
Rodger Sherman [8:19 PM]:
PUNT COVERAGE! PUNT CONVERAGE!
Connor Tapp [8:19 PM]:
Clemson’s defensive line bows up and tackles Todd Gurley for a loss, which is apparently something that is possible to do.
Oh No Romo [8:19 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Ron Turner will figure it out…eventually.
Spencer Hall [8:19 PM]:
peterberkes</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/bubbaprog">bubbaprog @RagjUF pic.twitter.com/sGhPAbqed1— The Atlanta Fixer (@atlantafixer) August 31, 2014
KD 13 [8:19 PM]:
Whoa, Todd Gurley is semi-human. Kind of.
Matthew Kenerly [8:18 PM]:
already over?
Matthew Kenerly [8:18 PM]:
Is it terrible of me to say this USC game is a
KD 13 [8:17 PM]:
Haha, the trivia question is about Blackledge?
Bud Elliott [8:17 PM]:
Didn’t matter much, but FSU sent two corner blitzes on the first three plays. Have to had seen something in watching Okie State.
Jason Kirk [8:16 PM]:
sssshhh don't tell anybody RT @underdogdynasty Florida International trailing Bethune-Cookman 7-3 in the 2nd quarter.
— Matt Brown (@MattSBN) August 31, 2014
Jason Kirk [8:15 PM]:
But it’s an attractive 7
Spencer Hall [8:15 PM]:
Texas Tech is losing to Central Arkansas 16-7. I’ll assume Kliff’s just sandbagging.
Matthew Kenerly [8:13 PM]:
My God… this is even worse than Vegas.
Trevor Magnotti [8:12 PM]:
UNC just turned a ridiculous Ryan Switzer punt return into an endzone pick. This game is performance art
Jason Kirk [8:12 PM]:
FSU’s new uniforms sure are made of fabric and being worn 
Also I think they are good
Steven Godfrey [8:11 PM]:
A final in Laramie, 17-12 WYO! Craig Bohl the FBS killer has brought bloodlust to the Rockies.
Spencer Hall [8:11 PM]:
DOCTORS HATE HIM because the ONE WEIRD TRICK to being RIPPED AS HELL is BEING NICK CHUBB
Clay Wendler [8:11 PM]:
Connor Tapp [8:11 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Does Saban have the ever-so-rare just-above-the-right-ear bald spot?
Matthew Kenerly [8:11 PM]:
Fresno suffering from bad JuJu so far… I’ll show myself out
Jason Kirk [8:10 PM]:
CAPTION 
Steven Godfrey [8:09 PM]:
Georgia don’t give a shit about physics right now. (What else is new? replies all my 4-8 Gator friends!)
Connor Tapp [8:09 PM]:
So Nick Chubb is living up to his Vine hype
Matthew Kenerly [8:08 PM]:
I’m so glad that Burrell can run a little bit, too. USC is too fast to keep running screens.
Spencer Hall [8:08 PM]:
@Jason Kirk should be missy elliott
Jason Kirk [8:07 PM]:
Meanwhile in Auburn
PA blaring CCR's Have You Ever Seen Rain with this pouring down pic.twitter.com/iBBHyvGTyM
— Thomas Murphy (@TomMurphyADG) August 31, 2014
Jason Kirk [8:06 PM]:
@Trevor Magnotti reasonable
Trevor Magnotti [8:06 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Buddy is a Tar Heel fan and this game combined with his reactions is better than Clemson/Georgia right now.
Jason Kirk [8:05 PM]:
Todd Gurley just shook preseason ACC POY runner-up Vic Beasley as if he were a shawl
Jason Kirk [8:04 PM]:
@Trevor Magnotti why the hell did you do that
Spencer Hall [8:04 PM]:
It might be a very long night for Fresno
Trevor Magnotti [8:03 PM]:
Guys, I’ve watched the full first half of UNC/Liberty and have no idea how any of this is happening.
Jason Kirk [8:03 PM]:
In case you’ve missed any dumb or smart things we’ve put up today, they’re all in here: http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2014/8/30/6085521/saturday-college-football-schedule-scores-updates
Spencer Hall [8:02 PM]:
OK, now #Gators fans are being tested. It's pouring. pic.twitter.com/dOAbDjh5qs
— Antonya English (@TBTimes_Gators) August 30, 2014
Ryan Nanni [8:00 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey it’s football not mario dangit
Oh No Romo [8:00 PM]:
Memphis is up 28-0 over Austin Peay with more than 12 minutes until halftime.
Peter Berkes [7:56 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Rumor has it they’ll get back out there at 8:20 ET, barring further weatherin’
Navy_Rebel [7:56 PM]:
USM with a goal line stand is progress.
Jason Kirk [7:54 PM]:
Hey Arkansas-Auburn, y’all plan on finishing that thing up or nah
Navy_Rebel [7:53 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey He’s paying players PAWWWWLLLLLLLLLL!
Pete Volk [7:53 PM]:
Jason Kirk [7:52 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey hayll
Steven Godfrey [7:51 PM]:
Mullen’s givin’ out GOLD COINS to players! Amateurism, sheyitttt
KD 13 [7:50 PM]:
7-8 in the SEC still probably wins the East, though
Jason Kirk [7:48 PM]:
FIRE BOBO (via @loljocks_grimey) 
Jason Kirk [7:47 PM]:
Took 2:25 for Southern Miss to yield its first touchdown of the season. So… progress?
— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) August 30, 2014
Jason Kirk [7:47 PM]:
USC is running the zone-read. Next thing you’re going to tell me Spock has a beard.
— Avinash Kunnath (@avinashkunnath) August 30, 2014
Steven Godfrey [7:47 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman This rumor has persisted
Rodger Sherman [7:44 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey the rumor was i ate it with pudding. this rumor is false. i just enjoy both pudding and cheezits
SkyonAir [7:44 PM]:
@Clay Wendler sheeeeit.
Steven Godfrey [7:44 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Don’t you have a weird combo for that? Peanut butter or something?
Steven Godfrey [7:43 PM]:
@Navy_Rebel Hi Duning
Clay Wendler [7:42 PM]:
Navy_Rebel [7:42 PM]:
ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease USM please pull the upset
Ian Boyd [7:41 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Ain’t nothing wrong with that. Although I like to eat my cheezits with popcorn.
Peter Berkes [7:41 PM]:
Rodger Sherman [7:40 PM]:
just cheezits
Rodger Sherman [7:40 PM]:
cheezits
Spencer Hall [7:38 PM]:
@Jason Kirk please keep us posted on this important story and its developments
Spencer Hall [7:36 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Burger Win Chinese takeout, broccoli and beef
Jason Kirk [7:36 PM]:
USC players appear to be standing next to each other in relative calm on sideline and not doing anything overly dramatic. Updates pending
Ian Boyd [7:35 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni marriage is underrated.
Jason Kirk [7:35 PM]:
@Ian Boyd well damn
Ryan Nanni [7:35 PM]:
@Ian Boyd oooooo look who’s a sultan
Peter Berkes [7:34 PM]:
Oh hey, soaking wet dress shirts! (clanga)
Ian Boyd [7:34 PM]:
Molson, tilapia, sprouts for dinner. Chips and queso for snack
KD 13 [7:33 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Homemade cookies that are supposed to be for our guests and definitely not me. I will eat them all.
Ryan Nanni [7:32 PM]:
@Jason Kirk ice cream, because i am a child.
SkyonAir [7:32 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Ordered local pizza place for wings and dinner. I will be supplementing with Jelly Belly until then.
Peter Berkes [7:31 PM]:
@Jason Kirk sour patch kids
Pete Volk [7:31 PM]:
Liberty is now beating North Carolina. That’s Turner Gill’s team!
Steven Godfrey [7:31 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Tamales!
Jason Kirk [7:31 PM]:
As far as dranks and snacks go, how we looking during the pre-primetime lull?
Navy_Rebel [7:31 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey Both teams will invariably blame TSUN, of course
Steven Godfrey [7:30 PM]:
@Oh No Romo If you think I don’t know people that buy Chick Fil-A and put it in the fridge for Sundays, you’re wrong
Peter Berkes [7:30 PM]:
Catching the Kentucky highlights. Braylon Heard should probably have gotten more than two carries.
Oh No Romo [7:29 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey Will there be a section devoted to their breakfast choices?
Jason Kirk [7:28 PM]:
Buffalo just regained the lead on Duquesne, but Toledo trails New Hampshire 7-3. Why do we schedule FCS teams again?
— Hustle Belt (@HustleBelt) August 30, 2014
Steven Godfrey [7:28 PM]:
SECN is bumping Miss State vs. Southern Miss. to online only because the Auburn weather issues. My next Longform will be transcribing the collective outrage of the Rankin County Methodist Men’s Group tomorrow at 7am
Reggie Ball Owns Auburn [7:27 PM]:
Time to retire, Lou
Steven Godfrey [7:25 PM]:
NICE SHADES, Richt!
Steven Godfrey [7:24 PM]:
Second weather delay for Wyoming. You guys can rent something on my iTunes account while you’re waiting.
Peter Berkes [7:23 PM]:
@Ian Boyd I hadn’t even thought of that yet. Kenny Bell is going to pull apart that secondary.
SkyonAir [7:23 PM]:
Scratch my previous comment, welcome to the eternal last 30 seconds of a quarter.
Ian Boyd [7:22 PM]:
How terrified of A&M are Alabama fans right now after gutting out that win vs WV?
Ian Boyd [7:20 PM]:
@KD 13 #collegekickers that was surely the worst of the year.
SkyonAir [7:19 PM]:
@Passive Voice That costs too much money they’re not paying for football with.
Pete Volk [7:19 PM]:
In FCS Upset watches: Duquesne leads Buffalo 28-24, North Carolina leads Liberty 14-7
Passive Voice [7:19 PM]:
is it more than, say, one?
Passive Voice [7:19 PM]:
how many separate ad agencies are there doing university ads, do we think
SkyonAir [7:18 PM]:
Welcome to the eternal tie.
KD 13 [7:18 PM]:
I don’t think Wide Left quite covers that one
Ian Boyd [7:17 PM]:
I think I underestimated Cole Stoudt somewhat
Peter Berkes [7:16 PM]:
Interesting strategy from Clemson to just not block Herrera on that blitz.
Peter Berkes [7:15 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey Run the ball, stop the run, and go to church 11x a week.
Spencer Hall [7:15 PM]:
Brilliant game management drive here by Clemson even though I know it’s killing Chad Morris’ soul to go this slow
Steven Godfrey [7:15 PM]:
I’ve really enjoyed this season’s return to God-fearin’ defense minded SEC football
Peter Berkes [7:13 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni Well, what do you think happened to Tommy Bowden?
Clay Wendler [7:13 PM]:
he keeps his soul there after it escaped his body
Ryan Nanni [7:12 PM]:
@Clay Wendler why does that bottle look like it is glowing with a soul inside it
Clay Wendler [7:11 PM]:
Spencer Hall [7:11 PM]:
Brad Nessler was walking around in a Big Daddy costume from BioShock last night in ATL and none of you can prove me wrong
KD 13 [7:10 PM]:
Nessler with the DragonCon reference
Spencer Hall [7:10 PM]:
DragonCon shoutout!
Peter Berkes [7:09 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni Two steps forward, one step back, three bullets directly into foot
Ryan Nanni [7:08 PM]:
3 and out for the Dawgs; per Georgia-Clemson law, no team may do more than two good things in a row.
Pete Volk [7:08 PM]:
Spencer Hall [7:07 PM]:
Best kind of INT: from off-camera, streaking
Peter Berkes [7:06 PM]:
Holy smokes, what a picky by Davis
Oh No Romo [7:06 PM]:
Same upset Clemson fan?!
TerryBoudain [7:06 PM]:
#athletic
Spencer Hall [7:06 PM]:
AARON DAVIS WITH THE BATMAN INT
Passive Voice [7:05 PM]:
@Jason Kirk 4th down decision even funnier
Peter Berkes [7:05 PM]:
That is a stupid penalty on Georgia. Ticky tack and yet completely avoidable.
Jason Kirk [7:04 PM]:
WVU ran a swing pass on 3rd and 18 with two to go, down 10.
Spencer Hall [7:04 PM]:
I think WVU’s gotta be pretty happy with this
Pete Volk [7:04 PM]:
Clint Trickett sacked by ’Bama on second down. WVU needs something quick here
Jason Kirk [7:04 PM]:
That’ll probably do it, ’Eers. A mighty effort.
Peter Berkes [7:03 PM]:
Always respected Amarlo Herrera for the cowboy collar. You can set your watch to a player like that.
Jason Kirk [7:02 PM]:
@Clay Wendler But 100 yards is very far to run
Clay Wendler [7:01 PM]:
thats gotta be the easiest TD todd gurley ever scored tho
Clay Wendler [7:00 PM]:
ajkst1 [7:00 PM]:
Respect to 25 running him down all the way into the end zone
Peter Berkes [6:59 PM]:
We’ve got ourselves a weather delay in Auburn (lightning). Mandatory 30 minute wait.
Clay Wendler [6:59 PM]:
Jason Kirk [6:58 PM]:
Gurley, imo
KD 13 [6:58 PM]:
Todd Gurley is terrifying
ajkst1 [6:55 PM]:
What are the chances that Lane Kiffin doesn’t get fired getting off the plane, but the team bus takes a detour to East Point and just drops him off?
Pete Volk [6:54 PM]:
Cal picks off NW, that’ll do it.
Clay Wendler [6:54 PM]:
he works out
Clay Wendler [6:54 PM]:
Spencer Hall [6:52 PM]:
@Jason Kirk He’s right there if you’re serious about coach clappin’
Jason Kirk [6:52 PM]:
Even Clemson botched snap almost leads to Clemson touchdown.
Jason Kirk [6:51 PM]:
Dabo a massively underrated clapper. What’s he gotta do to get mentioned alongside Miles
KD 13 [6:51 PM]:
Good call, Todd. They clearly should’ve kicked the tree
Brad Newton [6:51 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Saban as Detective Maynard Gilbough and Kiffin as Detective Thomas Papania from True Detective plz
Ryan Nanni [6:51 PM]:
@Spencer Hall “I don’t understand. I’d like to speak to a single Pep Boy. I don’t think that’s unreasonable. I have five thousand dollars in cash.”
Steven Godfrey [6:51 PM]:
Guy with a natural ginger afro and a beer soaked shirt at UGA, let’s party
KD 13 [6:50 PM]:
Good god Cal
Passive Voice [6:49 PM]:
meanwhile somehow Northwestern is within 7 with the ball back, under five to go
Spencer Hall [6:49 PM]:
I just wanna write a whole series of dialogues between Lane Kiffin and local service people in Tuscaloosa
Clay Wendler [6:49 PM]:
KD 13 [6:48 PM]:
Good to see they still run Tahj Boyd Left
Ryan Nanni [6:47 PM]:
WILLY KORN
Jason Kirk [6:47 PM]:
So Clemson just subs quarterbacks in and out and lets them get drafted and all that, and it doesn’t matter much.
Ian Boyd [6:46 PM]:
Alabama’s FG kicker has been nails today
Kevol80 [6:44 PM]:
@Ian Boyd Oh, I’m gonna go throw up
Ian Boyd [6:43 PM]:
@Clay Wendler Any lip readers want to guess what he’s saying here?
Kevol80 [6:42 PM]:
@Jason Kirk To date, no one has ever agreed to do a trust fall with Kiffin.
Clay Wendler [6:42 PM]:
KD 13 [6:40 PM]:
@Kevol80 I am hypnotized
Steven Godfrey [6:40 PM]:
Noted Atlanta Falcons radio host DJ Shockley on ESPN now
RyanCaswell [6:39 PM]:
@Kevol80 you are beautiful
Jason Kirk [6:37 PM]:
@Kevol80 Thank you for blessing us with this
Ian Boyd [6:37 PM]:
Trickett dwelved too greedily and too deep on that drive
KD 13 [6:36 PM]:
Deshaun Watson is fearless. Whoa.
Kevol80 [6:35 PM]:
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Spencer Hall [6:35 PM]:
INT BAMA. That was probably inevitable
Ian Boyd [6:35 PM]:
Woah…my boy Worley came off his man to make that pick. That’s a great play by teh DB
Jason Kirk [6:35 PM]:
Deshaun Watson SLINGIN’. Clemson tying it up at 14 after two big strikes.
Ian Boyd [6:34 PM]:
The one thing that could have brought down Bama in this game…bad “game management” by the QB
Peter Berkes [6:31 PM]:
Call stands! Touchdown Auburn, and Arkansas is in real trouble, down 35-21
Spencer Hall [6:30 PM]:
The worst thing I can say is that that WVU possession looked like the Cowboys
Oh No Romo [6:30 PM]:
That goal-to-go series didn’t go very well.
Peter Berkes [6:30 PM]:
Got ourselves a pick six in Auburn-Arkansas. Possibly coming back.
Jason Kirk [6:30 PM]:
So. Many. Breaks.
— Roll Bama Roll (@rollbamaroll) August 30, 2014
GloboNole [6:29 PM]:
WVU getting it’s Clemson on.
Steven Godfrey [6:28 PM]:
Hey! Sports sign kid made it on TV!
Clay Wendler [6:28 PM]:
Ryan Nanni [6:27 PM]:
STONE UNDERWOOD. That’s a name that could also be a highly rated red wine.
Passive Voice [6:27 PM]:
Kevin White is having an absurd day.
Pete Volk [6:26 PM]:
UNA [6:26 PM]:
Will the refs call a PI on Bama?
GloboNole [6:24 PM]:
@Peter Berkes You can take the coach out of the #B1G…..
Spencer Hall [6:23 PM]:
Trickett looks comfy as hell. His receivers just have hooves for hands right now on key third downs.
Peter Berkes [6:22 PM]:
Arkansas is punting from Auburn’s 34 yard line. #B1G
Jason Kirk [6:22 PM]:
Clemson is juuust missing so many completions. Imagine if they were playing against Todd Grantham’s secondary!
Clay Wendler [6:22 PM]:
Passive Voice [6:21 PM]:
Pumped up Dabo always looks like a curler who’s just made a big shot.
Steven Godfrey [6:19 PM]:
Gotta say, Athens looks the most humid of any of these sites
Jason Kirk [6:19 PM]:
Hogs cookin’
Steven Godfrey [6:19 PM]:
@Spencer Hall /scribbles ‘Skate or Die’ into math book cover
Spencer Hall [6:18 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey like an Ugly Kid Joe album cover without the hat
Steven Godfrey [6:18 PM]:
Everyone else thinks that Lane looks like an early 90s teenager in a Raiders starter with that oversized shacket, right
Spencer Hall [6:18 PM]:
Total bullshit penalty
Ian Boyd [6:17 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Hitting the QB out of bounds? Sims ran into a guy who was on the sideline. The guy pushed him away from himself
Jason Kirk [6:17 PM]:
WVU-Alabama penalty as bad as it sounds?
Peter Berkes [6:16 PM]:
WHOAAAAAA, FUMBLE RECOVERED BY ARKANSAS. Looks like the right call too!
Peter Berkes [6:16 PM]:
Arkansas gotta be thinkin about dialin something up here, no?
GloboNole [6:16 PM]:
That call just ended the game. #goaccrefs at their best!
Oh No Romo [6:15 PM]:
Unsportsmanshiplike conduct?
Ian Boyd [6:13 PM]:
Too many WR drops in Bama vs WV. This could be a much different game
Oh No Romo [6:13 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Dreary isn’t even the best word to describe this.
Jason Kirk [6:12 PM]:
Via @hustlebelt, EMU’s gray field wasn’t a joke 
Peter Berkes [6:12 PM]:
Oh good heavens, Arkansas WR drops a sure first down. That is bad for business.
Pete Volk [6:11 PM]:
Northwestern within 10 now!
Peter Berkes [6:11 PM]:
Got a feeling this could start slipping away from the Hogs unless they grind out a long TD drive. Big third down coming up.
Spencer Hall [6:11 PM]:
First games are great. “Both of these teams will assuredly get better!”
Clay Wendler [6:10 PM]:
Brad Newton [6:10 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Matt Millen just tried drafting him out of reflex
Jason Kirk [6:09 PM]:
And then got another one knocked out of his hands. Georgia ball
Jason Kirk [6:09 PM]:
Clemson’s Mike Williams drops a sure first down
Jason Kirk [6:09 PM]:
Clemson
Siems [6:08 PM]:
@Peter Berkes I like to call anything a scamper when I can
Peter Berkes [6:06 PM]:
Would one call that Nick Marshall TD run a scamper?
Siems [6:06 PM]:
I was feeling good about this Clemson game. And then Todd Gurley happened
TerryBoudain [6:06 PM]:
NICK MARSHALL BACK
Jason Kirk [6:05 PM]:
Seems Todd Gurley’s back! 7-7
Jason Kirk [6:03 PM]:
I can see why Georgia’s play action would be scary enough to get a receiver that open.
Peter Berkes [6:02 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey Bert’s got ’em runnin scared!
Steven Godfrey [6:01 PM]:
@Peter Berkes Why we aren’t sure
Ian Boyd [6:01 PM]:
Derrick Henry runs through the WV D, they’re cooked, they can’t handle that for another quarter and a half
Peter Berkes [6:00 PM]:
Nick Marshall is in the game for Auburn.
Pete Volk [5:57 PM]:
WVU misses the 47-yarder that would have tied the game.
Siems [5:57 PM]:
Butt catch just isn’t nearly as fun as butt fumble
Brad Newton [5:57 PM]:
Dawgs playing soulja boy, not as timeless as sandstorm
Jason Kirk [5:56 PM]:
Nebraska #buttcatch
Peter Berkes [5:56 PM]:
#Huskers almost score but don't and… Boom, fireworks. Whoops.
— Erin Sorensen (@erinsorensen) August 30, 2014
Clay Wendler [5:56 PM]:
Ian Boyd [5:55 PM]:
@Pete Volk Cyrus Jones is on Alford, #2 CB for Bama can’t handle White
Pete Volk [5:54 PM]:
That whole Clint Trickett-Kevin White combo is working out quite while for WVU, thanks
Ian Boyd [5:54 PM]:
That was a money throw by Trickett, better catch by White. That should give the WV D a shot in the arm
Jason Kirk [5:54 PM]:
OHHHH MY MY MY-worthy catch by WVU’s Kevin White. ’Eers driving again.
Peter Berkes [5:54 PM]:
Afterwards, he’ll take a year off and then be elected to the Senate
Peter Berkes [5:54 PM]:
I know it’s early here, but I have a sneaking feeling Lane Kiffin’s tenure at Alabama won’t be that long.
Brad Newton [5:54 PM]:
Puntin is uh, well..puntin
Jason Kirk [5:52 PM]:
Georgia running a little Georgia State offense! #screenteam
Ryan Nanni [5:52 PM]:
(turns Mike Bobo’s seat to 250)
Clay Wendler [5:52 PM]:
Jason Kirk [5:52 PM]:
No one disagrees
the nfl has higher quality football, no doubt. but man, college football is wayyyyyy more fun.
— Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) August 30, 2014
Ian Boyd [5:52 PM]:
Clemson knows how to defend the bubble screen, they should send tape of that to South Carolina
Jason Kirk [5:51 PM]:
@BrodyLogan You didn’t miss Amari Cooper by as much as Blake Sims did, that’s for sure!
BrodyLogan [5:50 PM]:
What’d I miss?
Ian Boyd [5:50 PM]:
He’s thrown some good ones from the pocket though
Pete Volk [5:49 PM]:
Blake Sims just overthrew Amari Cooper on fourth down by the approximate length of one Lane Kiffin coaching stint
Ian Boyd [5:49 PM]:
I’ve not yet seen Sims throw an even reasonably accurate ball yet when on the move
Clay Wendler [5:49 PM]:
Jason Kirk [5:49 PM]:
Bama goes for it on fourth and six, but Blake Sims and WR were reading from different playbooks
Rodger Sherman [5:49 PM]:
Lane Kiffin’s got a play and — oh no
Jason Kirk [5:49 PM]:
@Spencer Hall That was EWU
Spencer Hall [5:48 PM]:
Didn’t Portland State give them hell last year, too?
Jason Kirk [5:48 PM]:
Portland State 14, Oregon State 13! Why not!
Brad Newton [5:47 PM]:
Clock isn’t working at Jordan-Hare eh? Smells like dey cheatin to me
GloboNole [5:47 PM]:
The sorority sisters at KD wanted to say they miss you, Jeremy Pruitt………
Jason Kirk [5:46 PM]:
Georgia players celebrating the STUFF as refs signal Clemson touchdown.
Jason Kirk [5:45 PM]:
Northwestern improving before our very eyes
Hey look, the punt went over 20 yards.
— InsideNU (@insidenu) August 30, 2014
Peter Berkes [5:45 PM]:
Don’t be a baby, Dabo. Go for it.
Jason Kirk [5:44 PM]:
Clemson players want to go for it at the goal line.
Spencer Hall [5:44 PM]:
Thought this would be a low-scoring game, so of course we’re just gonna replay last year’s game
Matt Brown [5:44 PM]:
Yeah, is the big takeway from this Cal game that Northwestern could be terrible, or that Cal could be better than we thought? I’m impressed with the Golden Bears
Jason Kirk [5:43 PM]:
That’s how everyone runs, now that I think about it, but we’re friends here.
Jason Kirk [5:43 PM]:
Cole Stoudt looking quite capably #mobile. Kinda just has to lean forward while moving his feet.
Jason Kirk [5:41 PM]:
Two very near-touchdowns through the air for Clemson. Those oughta start hitting at some point
Peter Berkes [5:41 PM]:
Clemson offense looking straight up diabolical so far. Tajh Boyd and Sammy Watkins clearly surplus to requirements.
Peter Berkes [5:39 PM]:
Georgia defensive back rocking a half shirt, as God intended
Ian Boyd [5:39 PM]:
That PI call on WV was BS
Pete Volk [5:38 PM]:
Cal up 31-7 on Northwestern now
Jason Kirk [5:38 PM]:
Northwestern, like Vanderbilt, BACK
CALFANI KHALFANI MUHAMMAD TOUCHDOWN BEARS!!!!
— GoldenBlogs (@GoldenBlogs) August 30, 2014
Spencer Hall [5:38 PM]:
Currently only leading south dakota state 21-18
KD 13 [5:38 PM]:
Ugh, go Clemson
Spencer Hall [5:37 PM]:
Missouri. MISSOURI. STOP THAT.
Peter Berkes [5:37 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Marshall Morgan, I think
Jason Kirk [5:36 PM]:
Recent debate: more Georgia name, Marshall Morgan or Morgan Marshall? I’ll never be able to choose.
Jason Kirk [5:34 PM]:
@Peter Berkes /holds finger to wind
Pete Volk [5:34 PM]:
@Peter Berkes Definitely some
Jason Kirk [5:34 PM]:
@Matt Brown same
Peter Berkes [5:34 PM]:
Okay nevermind, it’s 5 seconds
Peter Berkes [5:34 PM]:
How much time do we think is left in Auburn-Arkansas? Some?
Spencer Hall [5:34 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Jawja
Matt Brown [5:33 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Georgia to win, Fuck Clemson to cover
Jason Kirk [5:33 PM]:
Clemson-Georgia 2014 will be strength vs. strength again …
… but with different strengths this time. The two quarterbacks from last year’s 38-35 shootout are gone. Now it’s all about Clemson’s ferocious defensive line vs. Georgia’s all-world backfield.
Trevor Magnotti [5:32 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Dabo.
Jason Kirk [5:32 PM]:
Georgia’s favored over Clemson by 10. Who y’all got?
Matt Brown [5:30 PM]:
So Maryland’s QB, with his excellent WR corps, is 9/20 for 58 yards in the first half. Against an FCS team. #B1G
Peter Berkes [5:29 PM]:
Leonard Fournette's here. #LSU pic.twitter.com/nhYB8vNNNF
— Ross Dellenger (@DellengerAdv) August 30, 2014
Ian Boyd [5:26 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey sounds about right
Steven Godfrey [5:25 PM]:
For all of you wondering. Montana leads Wyoming 6-3 with a minute remaining in the half and why am I doing this
andrewgthomas [5:25 PM]:
Brandon Doughty had 569 yards and 6 TDs vs. (MAC favorite) BGSU. CAN WE PLEASE MAKE HIM A STORY ON SBNATION? JEEZ.
Brad Newton [5:20 PM]:
travel, shit.
Brad Newton [5:20 PM]:
“A lot of people ravel to Arkansas not thinking much of it, then the federales show up and it’s a whole different experience”- Hatin’ Ass Spurrier
Ryan Nanni [5:20 PM]:
(Bret Bielema reveals that he was smuggling, like, 500 knives under his belly)
Ian Boyd [5:20 PM]:
Alabama and WV are tied for the simple reason that Alabama is doing a poor job on defense and special teams. Saban can’t seem to fathom that
Spencer Hall [5:19 PM]:
Arkansas now is Wisconsin.
Peter Berkes [5:19 PM]:
Jonathan Williams walks it in and holy smokes, it’s 21-21 in Auburn.
Clay Wendler [5:18 PM]:
Steven Godfrey [5:18 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Only answer: Doing all three, plus Wyo/Montana.
Ian Boyd [5:18 PM]:
He looks terrible throwing on the run but this game being tied is not Sims’ fault
Jason Kirk [5:17 PM]:
So … Clemson-Georgia about to come on during Arkansas-Auburn and Alabama-West Virginia. Who’s watching what?
Jason Kirk [5:15 PM]:
SEC Network play clock continues to indicate this game will end once Gus has to get ready for the early service tomorrow morning
Jason Kirk [5:14 PM]:
"We're soft." — Nick Saban
— SB✯Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) August 30, 2014
Brad Newton [5:13 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Someone update the sign
Jason Kirk [5:12 PM]:
ALABAMA MADE A FIELD GOAL
Peter Berkes [5:12 PM]:
Alex Collins is running to contact and just laying lumber on dudes.
Peter Berkes [5:10 PM]:
Arkansas nearly shoots themselves in the face, recovers their own fumble inside their own 20 yard line
Clay Wendler [5:08 PM]:
Steven Godfrey [5:07 PM]:
Alabama. Special. Teams. Dance!
Clay Wendler [5:06 PM]:
Jason Kirk [5:06 PM]:
The Ebb Of The Tide: Alabama Is Dead (And Here's Why)
A closer look at the tattered remains of dynasties past tells us one incontrovertible fact: Alabama is dead. Now I’ll tell you why.
Ian Boyd [5:06 PM]:
Did they just say that they gave all the playoff selection committee members Ipads so they could watch more games?
Jason Kirk [5:05 PM]:
Maybe Lane Kiffin should take over special teams ha ha ha can you imagine
GloboNole [5:04 PM]:
Roll tide!
Oh No Romo [5:04 PM]:
That was fast.
Timinole [5:04 PM]:
oh my goodness
Pete Volk [5:02 PM]:
Yeldon dives in for the touchdown. ’Bama takes the lead back
Jason Kirk [5:01 PM]:
Arkansas is participating today!
Reserving my rooms for the Sugar.
— Jesse Hays (@WhistlePig11) August 30, 2014
Ian Boyd [5:00 PM]:
About time for a Yeldon goal line fumble
GloboNole [5:00 PM]:
Same AU in 2014…. putrid defense, scores in bunches against putrid defenses.
Ryan Nanni [4:59 PM]:
Poor effort from WVU linebacker Ghost Dad.
Oh No Romo [4:58 PM]:
What happened to the WVU defense on that play?
Pete Volk [4:58 PM]:
Right after being blown up by a defender, DeAndrew White with a couple of phenomenal jukes en route to a 38-yard gain
Jason Kirk [4:58 PM]:
De’Andrew White made West Virginia’s defense look like West Virginia’s defense
Oh No Romo [4:57 PM]:
Worley read that play well
Timinole [4:57 PM]:
I don’t know how to post tweets but DC Reeves said that Coker is warming up
Steven Godfrey [4:57 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Rovell did it.
Jason Kirk [4:56 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey Why did you break Northwestern
Steven Godfrey [4:55 PM]:
@Jason Kirk He’s right, I was there
Jason Kirk [4:55 PM]:
on oct 5 2013 northwestern was 4-0 and had a halftime lead on ohio state the wildcats are now on their way to 8 losses in 9 games
— martin rickman (@martinrickman) August 30, 2014
hamiltoncook [4:55 PM]:
@sandy.northrop.7 no. just a clear staredown of Coop all day
sandy.northrop.7 [4:54 PM]:
Has OJ Howard been targeted yet?
Ian Boyd [4:54 PM]:
WV has been mostly content to sit back with 8 in coverage and make Sims beat them. Except on that 3rd down
Pete Volk [4:54 PM]:
Jacob Coker warming up in Atlanta
Jason Kirk [4:54 PM]:
@Peter Berkes don’t think I was aware ratings go that high
Pete Volk [4:53 PM]:
Big gain for Amari Cooper on third down. Sims has been struggling, but a nice little throw there.
Peter Berkes [4:53 PM]:
Jeremy Johnson is now 8-for-8 with 204 yards and two touchdowns. That's good for a 396.7 QB rating.
— The Auburn Plainsman (@TheAUPlainsman) August 30, 2014
Jason Kirk [4:52 PM]:
Disagree
Kiffin cam is getting old
— Daniel Jeremiah (@MoveTheSticks) August 30, 2014
Peter Berkes [4:52 PM]:
Cal is putting Northwestern through the spanish announcers table
Rodger Sherman [4:52 PM]:
@Jason Kirk IT’S STILL THE FIRST HALF LOTTTA TIME TO COME BACK
Spencer Hall [4:52 PM]:
I hope Cal beats them by sixty
Jason Kirk [4:51 PM]:
Northwestern is bad, in my opinion
You know what they say about the Bear Raid. It’s 24-7 CAL! #GoBears
— GoldenBlogs (@GoldenBlogs) August 30, 2014
Steven Godfrey [4:51 PM]:
Alright guys. /puts on haz-mat ghillie suit / I’m going over to Hogville.
Ian Boyd [4:50 PM]:
If that WV DL hadn’t lost Sims that could have been a safety…
Jason Kirk [4:48 PM]:
Boy if Auburn had its starting quarterback and all it might have like 22*9* yards after the first quarter
Christopher Novak [4:48 PM]:
Northwestern finally on the board. Avoiding the shutout 7 points at a time
taffyowner917 [4:48 PM]:
Alabama’s defense didn’t step up West Virginia’s WRs forgot how to catch a football
Peter Berkes [4:47 PM]:
21-7 Auburn on a nifty little cutback run. Until it waled back for a facemask, that is.
Ian Boyd [4:47 PM]:
3rd down, WVU is coming after the mike linebacker, bet on it
Timinole [4:47 PM]:
Call that RB for WVU “Blue Shell” because he’s coming for the lead.
Ian Boyd [4:46 PM]:
I wonder what “stoner hipster with moustache” conveys to the WV offense
Jason Kirk [4:46 PM]:
Our backup QB is better than Blake Sims fused to Jacob Coker's shoulders.
— The Juice (@thejuiceisgood) August 30, 2014
Pete Volk [4:45 PM]:
It appears there are some technical difficulties there
Ian Boyd [4:45 PM]:
@Timinole It can’t be overemphasized how valuable it is to have a power back in this type of offense
Timinole [4:45 PM]:
That Shell fella is pretty good at football
Pete Volk [4:44 PM]:
Amazing West Virginia touchdown! Amazing West Virginia fans!
Clint Trickett, Kevin White and some very excited West Virginians.
Spencer Hall [4:44 PM]:
@Peter Berkes I cannot rec this enough
Jason Kirk [4:44 PM]:
Looking at this national scoreboard, there is some DAMN week 1 abound.
Peter Berkes [4:43 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Arkansas is still just tooling around with SCVs
Steven Godfrey [4:43 PM]:
Auburn’s JUCO WR Williams is a large individual who is fast and good at football plays
Jason Kirk [4:43 PM]:
Auburn’s backup quarterback is 7/7.
Spencer Hall [4:43 PM]:
Auburn is starting to zerg rush
Oh No Romo [4:42 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Wouldn’t that require Kiffin to trick Kirby Smart into accepting a college football job on the moon?
Ian Boyd [4:42 PM]:
Iffy decision there by WVU to field that punt…
Ryan Nanni [4:41 PM]:
@Jason Kirk This would be the harshest outcome for Kirby Smart.
Ian Boyd [4:41 PM]:
Blake Sims throwing on the run is more or less the same as Ian Boyd throwing on the run
Christopher Novak [4:40 PM]:
@Clay Wendler This is absolutely incredible
Jason Kirk [4:39 PM]:
We really are closer by the minute here to Interim Lane Kiffin, technically, if you think about it
Steven Godfrey [4:38 PM]:
Arkansas is taking 10 yards a clip on draw plays
Timinole [4:38 PM]:
Every single person in that gif is wonderful.
Clay Wendler [4:37 PM]:
Jason Kirk [4:36 PM]:
Ian Boyd [4:36 PM]:
@Timinole I think their better ones are still young, besides C. Jones who’s been ok today.
Steven Godfrey [4:35 PM]:
Arkansas drops a TD pass on a play action home run
Timinole [4:35 PM]:
So what did Saban do in the offseason? DBs still strugglin’ from last season.
dskywalker [4:35 PM]:
PAAAWWWLLL
Rodger Sherman [4:34 PM]:
@Jason Kirk shut up shut ups shutp dsalk;jsad;lkjadfs
Pete Volk [4:34 PM]:
Clint Trickett touchdown! Beautiful throw to Kevin White, and WVU is an extra point away from tying it
Spencer Hall [4:34 PM]:
TOUCHDOWN EEEEEERs
Ian Boyd [4:34 PM]:
WV gets the 1st with a pop to the FB
Timinole [4:34 PM]:
TD WVU
Jason Kirk [4:34 PM]:
Cal 17! Northwestern 0! Boy that union stuff sure was a distraction
Ian Boyd [4:33 PM]:
There’s “all curls” which we mentioned in our WV-Bama preview
Peter Berkes [4:31 PM]:
Through two drives, Jeremy Johnson is 6/6 for 124 yards and a TD. Seems good.
Clay Wendler [4:29 PM]:
Peter Berkes [4:28 PM]:
Touchdown Auburn. Probably going to say that a lot today, I reckon.
Steven Godfrey [4:28 PM]:
So… at what point do Auburn fans start asking for Marshall?
ajkst1 [4:27 PM]:
Dear Time Warner. You can get SEC Network streaming going at any time now, really.
Ian Boyd [4:27 PM]:
Alabama running behind the right side of that OL with Vogler there to help. Too much beef for wee WV
Jason Kirk [4:27 PM]:
Auburn juuust about to score again. Looked like Uzomah spun in on first glance.
Steven Godfrey [4:26 PM]:
Touchdown Bama. You’re safe for 15 minutes, Lane.
Pete Volk [4:25 PM]:
T.J. Yeldon with the impressive TD run, diving over the pylon for the lead
Steven Godfrey [4:22 PM]:
@Jason Kirk THAT’S RIGHT. Bully for you for reminding me
Pete Volk [4:21 PM]:
Blake Sims to Christion Jones and Alabama is in the red zone.
Jason Kirk [4:20 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey wait what was our bet on cal
Peter Berkes [4:20 PM]:
Allen hits Hunter Henry all alone in the end zone. 7-7 and maaayyyyybe we have a game here?
Steven Godfrey [4:19 PM]:
Oh my.
Pete Volk [4:19 PM]:
Meanwhile in Evanston, Northwestern trails Cal 14-0.
Ian Boyd [4:18 PM]:
West Virginia has to land some deep shots on Bama when they bring the big blitzes or that pressure will stop them
Peter Berkes [4:18 PM]:
Good gravy, Arkansas’ offensive line just completely demolished Auburn’s front
Spencer Hall [4:18 PM]:
Arkansas’s line is beating the daylights out of Auburn
Ian Boyd [4:17 PM]:
@Clay Wendler POP!
Pete Volk [4:17 PM]:
@HollyAnderson pic.twitter.com/VURW1xGX9h
— Ben Kercheval (@BenKercheval) August 30, 2014
Passive Voice [4:17 PM]:
@Clay Wendler what is Arkansas wearing and why
Pete Volk [4:16 PM]:
3-3 after the first quarter for West Virginia-Alabama.
Steven Godfrey [4:15 PM]:
@Oh No Romo This is too early I haven’t prepared myself for this
Oh No Romo [4:14 PM]:
Saban just give Kiffin the "I'm not happy" talk and Kiffin gave back the "what do you want from me? I'm trying" shrug.
— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) August 30, 2014
Clay Wendler [4:14 PM]:
Pete Volk [4:14 PM]:
Tide ekes out another first down. Getting down the field, small chunks at a time.
Jason Kirk [4:14 PM]:
Muschamp: “Jay-nard Bostwick and Darious Cummings will not play due to a violation of team rules and Demarcus Robinson will miss the game due to a university sanction that is now resolved.”
Timinole [4:13 PM]:
Converting these third downs by inches. Kiffin getting a little too cute I think. So, basically, being him.
Steven Godfrey [4:13 PM]:
Rodger’s dick = in trouble
Ian Boyd [4:12 PM]:
Also, WV is really going after the freshman LT for Alabama
Ian Boyd [4:11 PM]:
Blake Sims doesn’t look amazing
Peter Berkes [4:11 PM]:
Touchdown Auburn. 49 yard catch and completely blown tackle by the DB
Pete Volk [4:11 PM]:
Continually converting on third downs against West Virginia. ’Eers preventing the big plays, but Tide look ready to break one
Pete Volk [4:10 PM]:
Alabama slowly driving up the field against West Virginia.
Peter Berkes [4:09 PM]:
Quick show of hands: Auburn win by more than 30?
Peter Berkes [4:09 PM]:
Auburn slowly begins turning the can opener on Arkansas’ defense. And by slowly, I mean quickly.
Ian Boyd [4:08 PM]:
Bah, I was hoping Bama would have to make a 4th and 1 call there
Rodger Sherman [4:07 PM]:
i mean “probably”
Spencer Hall [4:06 PM]:
Really liking what the Tree has done with herself in the offseason. pic.twitter.com/XDlhqVpgj0
— Ashley Adamson (@AdamsonAshley) August 30, 2014
Ryan Nanni [4:06 PM]:
“I’m just gonna say this. If Northwestern loses to Cal…probably gonna cut my dick off.” – Valued SB Nation employee Rodger Sherman
Peter Berkes [4:06 PM]:
Brandon Allen had the first down, does some weird barrell roll instead of sliding, and comes up a half yard short. Good good.
Peter Berkes [4:05 PM]:
Good slide, meat
Oh No Romo [4:05 PM]:
Kingsbury*
Clay Wendler [4:05 PM]:
Oh No Romo [4:05 PM]:
Oh god, that Big 12 commercial with Klingsbury morphing into Charlie Weis
Steven Godfrey [4:04 PM]:
Three-ish yard rush for Arkansas and both teams cheer
Passive Voice [4:04 PM]:
was worried they wouldn’t find a way to sneak Katherine Webb into the broadcast
Peter Berkes [4:02 PM]:
Arkansas not losing yet, so score one for Big Bert
Spencer Hall [4:02 PM]:
Brent Musburger, at the kick: LET’S ROCK
Peter Berkes [4:02 PM]:
Someday, we’ll play all games at neutral sites, and all will be well
Jason Kirk [4:00 PM]:
ROLL TIDE 
Steven Godfrey [3:59 PM]:
Look kids – the sight of a sold-out, energetic crowd at a campus stadium at Auburn. Shame they couldn’t have moved this one to the Georgia Dome tomorrow at 10am
Clay Wendler [3:57 PM]:
Clay Wendler [3:57 PM]:
RIP heir of favre
Jason Kirk [3:56 PM]:
Dana Holgorsen loves Red Bull, so it's on West Virginia's playcall signs
Drinking Red Bull is what Dana Holgorsen does.
Steven Godfrey [3:54 PM]:
@Ian Boyd Campus Insiders stream
Timinole [3:54 PM]:
There’s a Lane Kiffin/Kifflom from GTAV joke to be made somewhere, I’m sure.
Ian Boyd [3:53 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey Where’s that one on?
Peter Berkes [3:53 PM]:
Can we talk about shackets?
Spencer Hall [3:53 PM]:
Lane Kiffin already yielding huge dividends
Jason Kirk [3:52 PM]:
ALABAMA MADE A FIELD GOAL
Steven Godfrey [3:52 PM]:
Alright y’all, get your heads right: WYOMING. MONTANA. Let’s go.
Ian Boyd [3:52 PM]:
Alabama is about to attempt a FG!
IsItFallYet? [3:52 PM]:
Coker in next series?
Jason Kirk [3:52 PM]:
ALABAMA’S KICKING A FIELD GOAL
IsItFallYet? [3:51 PM]:
Awful pass from Sims there
Passive Voice [3:51 PM]:
Nebraska-FAU was only ever scheduled for the Pelini Bowl right? Could they not wriggle out of it?
Ryan Nanni [3:49 PM]:
@Peter Berkes Nick won’t let him get an adult’s. That costs a whole 12 dollars!
Ian Boyd [3:49 PM]:
That guy, #7 for the WVU defense, he’s a good one. Up and comer, Daryl Worley
Ryan Nanni [3:48 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey WE ARE AVENGED
Ian Boyd [3:48 PM]:
@Clay Wendler First look I noted the stat, 2nd look…
Peter Berkes [3:47 PM]:
Always good to see that Kirby Smart still has a child’s haircut
Steven Godfrey [3:47 PM]:
Dammit, NC State hangs on in upset.
Clay Wendler [3:45 PM]:
Ian Boyd [3:45 PM]:
Is there anything more interesting than Bama playing from behind in this game with a QB controversy?
IsItFallYet? [3:45 PM]:
@Jason Kirk LOL
Ian Boyd [3:45 PM]:
Good job by Cyrus Jones disrupting that fade in the end zone
Jason Kirk [3:44 PM]:
Field goals don't beat Alabama. Well, not your field goals. Their field goals, sure. But not yours.
— Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) August 30, 2014
Jason Kirk [3:43 PM]:
“This is a Georgia Southern team that, this isn’t their first rodeo!” Literally, man, I been to Statesboro
Ian Boyd [3:43 PM]:
Seems like Bama is actually playing a lot of nickel…two Bama LBs out there trying to cover in space…
IsItFallYet? [3:43 PM]:
Wow, Bama’s secondary is looking bad.
Peter Berkes [3:43 PM]:
[feverishly photoshops Dana Holgorsen’s head onto that Kermit drinking tea picture]
Jason Kirk [3:42 PM]:
WVU getting a ton of push up the middle. Have to consider playing Ivory more.
— Roll Bama Roll (@rollbamaroll) August 30, 2014
Timinole [3:41 PM]:
WVU over here converting third downs nbd
Jason Kirk [3:41 PM]:
@Ian Boyd bout to
Peter Berkes [3:40 PM]:
Erk Russell is spinning in his grave
Spencer Hall [3:40 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni It’s the only way
Ian Boyd [3:40 PM]:
Y’all watching this? SEC vs the Air Raid is not going well for the SEC’s reputation
Ryan Nanni [3:40 PM]:
(throws silver dollar into wishing well) “Interim Alabama coach Lane Kiffin.”
Pete Volk [3:40 PM]:
So that's twice now that Jacoby Brissett has narrowly avoided losing to Georgia Southern.
— Pete Volk (@Pete_Volk) August 30, 2014
Steven Godfrey [3:39 PM]:
Well son of a bitch, NC State ties it at 23, will take the lead pending a PAT
GloboNole [3:39 PM]:
NC State just scored too quickly. Mark it down….
Jason Kirk [3:39 PM]:
Wolfpack about to take the lead with 1:37 left, meaning Florida [mumbles]!
Ian Boyd [3:39 PM]:
Stopping Rushell Shell from a dime package probably isn’t very fun
Jason Kirk [3:39 PM]:
Georgia Southern almost put away NC State via a botched snap, but it was whistled dead.
Passive Voice [3:38 PM]:
Love Georgia Southern’s uniforms. Straight outta the 60s.
Jason Kirk [3:38 PM]:
3 things we learned from Ohio State's win over Navy
The Buckeyes survived a tough Midshipmen team, but the Big Ten favorites showed their flaws along the way.
Ian Boyd [3:37 PM]:
WV starts by going 5-wide, throwing to their RB. They’re going spread all the way today
Steven Godfrey [3:37 PM]:
@Spencer Hall It’s on the local teevee here
GloboNole [3:36 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey whole lotta #goacc there. LUCKILY I get it locally….
Spencer Hall [3:36 PM]:
Believe it or not, the Georgia Southern/NC State game is blacked out on ESPN3 for me
Peter Berkes [3:36 PM]:
Oh man, I forgot WVU got Rushel Shell
Timinole [3:36 PM]:
Whoa whoa whoa did one of West Virginia’s signs feature Freddie Mercury?
Steven Godfrey [3:35 PM]:
So no one else is watching this NC State Ga. Southern game at the wire?
Ryan Nanni [3:35 PM]:
Has anyone been tracking Stone Cold’s picks?
Jason Kirk [3:34 PM]:
Please tell me West Virginia fans are shooting at Chick-fil-A cow parachutes
Ian Boyd [3:34 PM]:
This Midas touch commercial, I’m hoping against hope that we don’t see it 600k times this season
Rodger Sherman [3:34 PM]:
@Spencer Hall it was fun! One guy tore his ACL, our starting QB left with a concussion, our starting QB was out for four weeks, our best defensive tackle missed the second half, and they got called out for faking injuries
Spencer Hall [3:32 PM]:
Ooh! Forgot that whole “Northwestern was faking injuries” thing from this game last year
Spencer Hall [3:31 PM]:
@GloboNole gotta see the penis first, tbh
Brian Pickett [3:28 PM]:
This is shocking, but UMass-Boston College isn’t a good game
Pete Volk [3:28 PM]:
Longest active winning streaks against FBS competition: 1. FSU (15), 2. Michigan State (10), 3. UTSA (6), 4. NDSU (5).
— Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) August 30, 2014
GloboNole [3:27 PM]:
@Spencer Hall and really, would you play hard for that man… even if he does have a 79 yard penis?
Ian Boyd [3:26 PM]:
@Clay Wendler The response by #1 is the worst
Pete Volk [3:26 PM]:
3 things we learned from UCLA's close win over Virginia
The Bruins pulled out the victory on the road, but Virginia’s defense gave them a biga scare.
Ian Boyd [3:25 PM]:
@Clay Wendler What happened to that poor kid?
Spencer Hall [3:25 PM]:
@Timinole deplorable recruiting
Timinole [3:25 PM]:
So if the Triple-Option can be as effective as we’ve seen, what’s Georgia Tech’s excuse?
Clay Wendler [3:24 PM]:
Brian Pickett [3:23 PM]:
Seems like it would be illegal to throw barrels in college football
Ian Boyd [3:23 PM]:
Just heard Mack saying something about “someone moving to safety.” I’m pretty excited for MackTV
Oh No Romo [3:22 PM]:
Interception late seals the win for Iowa, 31-23.
Jason Kirk [3:22 PM]:
This is going up there with #fleshbomb
Spencer Hall [3:22 PM]:
@Clay Wendler neckbeard not pictured
Clay Wendler [3:21 PM]:
Jason Kirk [3:21 PM]:
@Ian Boyd sell your television
Ian Boyd [3:21 PM]:
TV Guide tells me Fox Sports is about to switch to something called “Base Ball”
Spencer Hall [3:20 PM]:
@GloboNole dibblegribbleHAAAYYYYYYY
GloboNole [3:20 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni Marching?
Ryan Nanni [3:18 PM]:
Virginia Football: That’s How You Get Ants
Passive Voice [3:18 PM]:
grown man reception
Spencer Hall [3:18 PM]:
Damn, UCLA, that’s one way to end it
Steven Godfrey [3:18 PM]:
NC State cuts the Ga. Southern lead to 20-17. Dave Doeren ain’t dead yet (He is dead, sometimes they just twitch like that)
Jason Kirk [3:18 PM]:
Hey, UCLA’s offense made the trip!
Peter Berkes [3:17 PM]:
34-17 Ohio State. Ballgame.
Timinole [3:16 PM]:
Mike London’s firing.
Ian Boyd [3:15 PM]:
What in the world just happened #Virginia/UCLA?
Timinole [3:14 PM]:
That third down Virginia call.
Ian Boyd [3:14 PM]:
Curious 3rd down call by Virginia there
Oh No Romo [3:14 PM]:
Did Virginia accidentally press the wrong button on that 3rd down play?
Ryan Nanni [3:12 PM]:
Western Michigan now within 3 of Purdue so: 
Jason Kirk [3:12 PM]:
HEY FBS TEAMS, STOP PLAYING NORTH DAKOTA STATE
Saturday, FCS North Dakota State beat Big 12 Iowa State. This is not a surprise. the Bison are the better team. Please stop paying NDSU to play against you.
Peter Berkes [3:12 PM]:
Maybe Florida should start running the triple option
Jason Kirk [3:11 PM]:
@Ian Boyd might just be doing that anyways :(
Oh No Romo [3:11 PM]:
Iowa’s just giving the ball to Weisman and letting him run the clock down.
IsItFallYet? [3:11 PM]:
The Virginia band looks so damn goofy in those overalls, lol.
Ian Boyd [3:11 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Muschamp is salivating right now.
Spencer Hall [3:10 PM]:
NDSU’s run blocking is simply pornographic
Steven Godfrey [3:10 PM]:
As a veteran of two San Diego Comicons and 12 SEC Media Days, those folks would amazed to know how much they have in common
Ian Boyd [3:08 PM]:
34-14 North Dakota State, five minutes remaining
sdfghj [3:08 PM]:
I dont see Navy coming back in this one
Timinole [3:07 PM]:
I was at DragonCon for Clemson-Auburn in 2012. Those two groups mingling in downtown Atlanta was A+ hilarious
Ian Boyd [3:07 PM]:
Announcer just compared the Bison power run game to “Chinese water torture”
Steven Godfrey [3:07 PM]:
AMA pic.twitter.com/UCPmdJtLZw
— Evan Hilbert (@evanhilbert) August 30, 2014
Steven Godfrey [3:05 PM]:
@Jason Kirk “Crown Royal Red Zone Punch”
Ian Boyd [3:04 PM]:
@Jason Kirk That woman’s reaction takes it up another notch in terms of humor.
IsItFallYet? [3:04 PM]:
@Jason Kirk The better scene will be on MARTA after the game, when the Bammers converge with the DragonCon kids.Especially if Bama somehow loses.
Oh No Romo [3:04 PM]:
Powell scores TD on screen, ran into teammate but still scored. Iowa’s lead is now 31-23.
Jason Kirk [3:04 PM]:
Lookin’ like UCLA-Virginia is the game to have on.
Peter Berkes [3:04 PM]:
Ezekiel Elliott right up the gut to make it 27-17 Ohio State. Think the Mids are in a real pickle, here.
BrodyLogan [3:03 PM]:
It was good while it lasted, Navy
Jason Kirk [3:03 PM]:
via @6pintsofkramer, here’s the scene in Atlanta. 
Oh No Romo [3:02 PM]:
Iowa has not been called for a lot of penalties today.
Pete Volk [3:02 PM]:
Ian Frye hits the 27-yarder, and UCLA’s lead has been cut to 28-20.
Ryan Nanni [3:02 PM]:
The Virginia coaches should each carry a sand wedge to complete the look.
Oh No Romo [3:02 PM]:
Derrick Willies beat the UNI coverage and was on his way to the end zone, but tripped inside the 10 yard line.
Jason Kirk [3:01 PM]:
This is a scheduled tweet RT @SBNationCFB: Currently: FCS 50, state of Iowa 38.
— Grant Emerson (@Deaf_Jam) August 30, 2014
Ian Boyd [3:00 PM]:
Ah, my timing is just as bad as last year
Pete Volk [3:00 PM]:
Virginia converts on 4th-and-8, and the Cavaliers are a-knockin’
Peter Berkes [2:59 PM]:
Navy first OSU opponent over 300 yards rushing since Penn State in 1997.
— Mark Rea (@MReaBSB) August 30, 2014
Ian Boyd [2:59 PM]:
@GloboNole I’ve watched very little of this game but the VA QB doesn’t seem very good
Duckettherbiemsu [2:59 PM]:
I bet not having any timeouts won’t come back and haunt navy or anything
IsItFallYet? [2:59 PM]:
Not sure if anyone here has seen the Venture Brothers, but there’s this one episode where half-developed clones of the Venture Brothers escape. They look weird and fleshy, and appear to still be discovering how to use their limbs. The Virginia quarterback looks like a half-developed clone of Peyton Manning.
GloboNole [2:59 PM]:
The fact that UVA is in this with this level of QB play is stunning.
Peter Berkes [2:59 PM]:
Oh dear. Navy just burned their last timeout of the half to ask for a replay of 4th down.
Steven Godfrey [2:59 PM]:
Georgia Southern stops NC State inside the red zone on 4th down and the stadium is basically empty
Jason Kirk [2:58 PM]:
sure, i picked iowa to win 10 games, not like this is my job or anything, oh wait
Peter Berkes [2:58 PM]:
Hoooooboy, Elliott looks like he got the 1st down
Oh No Romo [2:57 PM]:
@Ian Boyd If they’re in the Western Division, probably top 4.
Peter Berkes [2:57 PM]:
Buckeyes are going for it.
Jason Kirk [2:57 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni Don’t believe it is
Peter Berkes [2:57 PM]:
Ohio State looking at 4th and 1 at the Navy 44. Big play coming up here.
Peter Berkes [2:56 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni Cowboy Troy?
Spencer Hall [2:56 PM]:
@Ian Boyd They would beat Illinois. That’s all I’m totally certain of.
Ian Boyd [2:56 PM]:
Where would ND st finish if they played in the B1G?
Ryan Nanni [2:56 PM]:
Is UAB 41, Troy 10 a thing we expected? Like, at all?
Peter Berkes [2:56 PM]:
I’m getting the distinct feeling that UCLA isn’t going to make the playoff
sdfghj [2:55 PM]:
The Iowa teams are very underwhelming
IsItFallYet? [2:55 PM]:
Brett Hundley isn’t looking like a Heisman contender.
Steven Godfrey [2:55 PM]:
UCLA’s OL is shit.
Ian Boyd [2:54 PM]:
@Pete Volk Alright fine, I’m flipping over
Jason Kirk [2:54 PM]:
Currently: FCS 50, state of Iowa 38.
— SB✯Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) August 30, 2014
Pete Volk [2:54 PM]:
UCLA goes for it on fourth-and-one, Virginia sacks Hundley, forces the fumble and recovers.
Jason Kirk [2:52 PM]:
#fleshbomb
Oh No Romo [2:52 PM]:
@Spencer Hall His new name plate on his office is encrusted with diamonds.
Ian Boyd [2:52 PM]:
The Bison keep flinging flesh bombs at the tiring ISU defense
Spencer Hall [2:51 PM]:
So you’re saying Greg Davis is still the offensive coordinator at Iowa
Jason Kirk [2:49 PM]:
@IsItFallYet? Doubtful!
Oh No Romo [2:49 PM]:
And Iowa goes 3 and out. Last two plays were screen pass and Rudock running and one yard short on 3rd down.
IsItFallYet? [2:49 PM]:
Big Ten Network has a low bar for “a really good football game”
Steven Godfrey [2:48 PM]:
@IsItFallYet? No.
IsItFallYet? [2:48 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey Yes.
Peter Berkes [2:47 PM]:
@IsItFallYet? Probably not
Steven Godfrey [2:47 PM]:
@IsItFallYet? Does UCLA hang on in this equation?
sdfghj [2:47 PM]:
@IsItFallYet? No
Ian Boyd [2:47 PM]:
@IsItFallYet? no.
Peter Berkes [2:47 PM]:
Navy within 3 at 20-17.
IsItFallYet? [2:46 PM]:
Let’s assume that Ohio State pulls it out today. Do they still deserve to be in the Top 10 after today’s performance?
Oh No Romo [2:46 PM]:
@Ian Boyd I think they’ll get that first win against Iowa by late FG when both teams play poorly the entire game.
Ian Boyd [2:45 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Every ND St win over these teams is a rebuke of that teams recruiting/eval process
Steven Godfrey [2:45 PM]:
20-10 Georgia Southern. The triple option is having a day.
PikesPeakUC [2:44 PM]:
Hey Iowa. In order to be a sleeper, you eventually have to wake up from the slumber.
IsItFallYet? [2:44 PM]:
@MShaheenSports I can’t tell if Navy looks good or Ohio State’s defense is just that bad.
Jason Kirk [2:44 PM]:
One of y’all Heartland teams plan on giving NDSU a game one of these years?
sdfghj [2:44 PM]:
Navy is looking really good and driving down field right now
Ian Boyd [2:44 PM]:
@Oh No Romo That could be an interesting one.
Jason Kirk [2:43 PM]:
North Dakota State is EATING Iowa State now. Blew up a screen, then sacked QB.
Oh No Romo [2:43 PM]:
@Ian Boyd Ames
Oh No Romo [2:43 PM]:
UNI ends up with a field goal. Iowa 24-23 early in the fourth quarter.
IsItFallYet? [2:43 PM]:
Ohio State’s defense looks absolutely atrocious, and Navy doesn’t even have the threat of a pass.
Steven Godfrey [2:43 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Bert’s got friends. That’s where he met his wife, after all
Ian Boyd [2:43 PM]:
@Oh No Romo Is that Baylor game in Waco or Ames?
Oh No Romo [2:42 PM]:
@Ian Boyd although they will have the bye in between Iowa and Baylor.
Jason Kirk [2:42 PM]:
"We need Auburn big. Wise guys are all on (Arkansas). Line moved from 21 to 17 now." — MGM sports book director Jay Rood.
— David Payne Purdum (@DavidPurdum) August 30, 2014
Oh No Romo [2:42 PM]:
@Ian Boyd That schedule won’t get better either. Kansas State, Iowa, Baylor and Oklahoma State.
PikesPeakUC [2:42 PM]:
I can only hope every North Dakota player runs up the field screaming “What did the Buffalo tell it’s kid before it left for school? BYE-SON.”
Spencer Hall [2:40 PM]:
BIG MAN FULLBACK DIVE JUST SCARED THE DOGS YELLING
Ian Boyd [2:39 PM]:
@Oh No Romo They looked so strong early, but the Bison always run you down in the end.
PikesPeakUC [2:38 PM]:
Also, in case you were wondering “The longer this game stays close, the better it is for Virginia.”
Brad Newton [2:38 PM]:
Well Kenny Hill is replacing Johnny Manziel just fine: pic.twitter.com/spLNdrijzQ
— The Sports Crave (@TheSportsCrave) August 30, 2014
Oh No Romo [2:38 PM]:
It was fun while it lasted, Iowa State.
PikesPeakUC [2:37 PM]:
I think Virginia’s offense might be centered around a lot of people “moving around and doing stuff.”
Spencer Hall [2:37 PM]:
@Ian Boyd think you mean “erotic”
Ian Boyd [2:37 PM]:
You can see the blood seeping through a bandage on one of the Bison OL’s hands. A poignant image
Steven Godfrey [2:37 PM]:
That’s an impressive t-shirt gun
Steven Godfrey [2:36 PM]:
I heard about this T-shirt howitzer. Um, it .. it always turns out well, right? (photo by @shannalo) pic.twitter.com/7PVygBeCsf
— John Carvalho (@JohnCarvalhoAU) August 30, 2014
Jason Kirk [2:35 PM]:
Hey we can do bullets in here, I’ve learned
Ian Boyd [2:35 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman When rugby punts go wrong…
Jason Kirk [2:35 PM]:
- The Bison are always coming. Stop playing them. Stop inviting them anywhere. Fire your schedulemasters.
Jason Kirk [2:35 PM]:
Here come the Bison*!
Rodger Sherman [2:34 PM]:
a fake fake punt?
Pete Volk [2:34 PM]:
Touchdown UCLA. Brett Hundley runs up through the middle for the score.
Clay Wendler [2:34 PM]:
Rodger Sherman [2:34 PM]:
Has anybody ever seen anything like this Youngstown State punt thingy? http://twitpic.com/eb0ytm
Peter Berkes [2:34 PM]:
Buckeyes are back in the driver’s seat at 20-14. Fourth quarter coming up and looking pretty tantalizing if you ask me.
Oh No Romo [2:34 PM]:
Northern Iowa is driving, they’ve had a couple of big pass plays on this drive and they’re near the red zone.
Ian Boyd [2:33 PM]:
Bison intercept a terrible Iowa State pass that the freshman WR tried to one-hand. Here we go
Peter Berkes [2:33 PM]:
Navy’s secondary switches off and Ohio State kills them. Barrett to Devin Smith for 80 yard TD
Brad Newton [2:33 PM]:
UVa’s secondary had a blown assignment there
Ryan Nanni [2:32 PM]:
Navy must have read Mike Leach’s latest book.
Steven Godfrey [2:31 PM]:
Brissett, ooof
PikesPeakUC [2:30 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Unfortunately that State is Panic.
Spencer Hall [2:30 PM]:
UCLA clearly didn’t do their homework, all Jon Tenuta defenses easily beat by throwing to uncovered tight end
Ryan Nanni [2:30 PM]:
BREAKING: 
Oh No Romo [2:30 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Never Forget!
Jason Kirk [2:29 PM]:
Reminding one of
Our State. Our Team. #Illini pic.twitter.com/GchBCg9YTa
— Illinois Football (@IlliniFootball) August 31, 2013
Passive Voice [2:28 PM]:
NDSU is Massachusetts’ favorite CFB team. #gritty #welkah
Ian Boyd [2:28 PM]:
@Peter Berkes Ugh.
Spencer Hall [2:28 PM]:
DOMINATING
Peter Berkes [2:28 PM]:
An Illinois offense that averaged 5.91 yards per play last year is averaging 2.5 yards per play today against Youngstown State.
— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) August 30, 2014
Ian Boyd [2:27 PM]:
De’Veon Smith, he of the bleached faux hawk, is the next famous RB for Michigan.
Peter Berkes [2:27 PM]:
Ha! NCSU picked up http://t.co/l9qGVDohct and redirects to http://t.co/7IDV703lnJ. Guess after last year they felt the need to be proactive.
— Wolfpack_Lamb (@Wolfpack_Lamb) August 30, 2014
Jason Kirk [2:27 PM]:
Ha! NCSU picked up http://t.co/l9qGVDohct and redirects to http://t.co/7IDV703lnJ. Guess after last year they felt the need to be proactive.
— Wolfpack_Lamb (@Wolfpack_Lamb) August 30, 2014
Trevor Magnotti [2:26 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni Illipunt
Steven Godfrey [2:26 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Yeah, where ARE all the Illinois football fans today?
Peter Berkes [2:26 PM]:
@Jason Kirk who
Ryan Nanni [2:26 PM]:
@Jason Kirk illiwhat
Jason Kirk [2:25 PM]:
How have we gone all day without noticing Youngstown State is beating Illinois (to little surprise)
Peter Berkes [2:25 PM]:
Navy’s, that is. Not that it’s great for anyone else, either.
Peter Berkes [2:24 PM]:
3rd and 23 is probably a bit outside their ideal yardage range
Jason Kirk [2:24 PM]:
Ian Boyd [2:24 PM]:
Should be Shane Morris time in Ann Arbor soon. Currently running Gardner on zone read with a 35 point lead…
Peter Berkes [2:23 PM]:
And then they send back Keenan Reynolds to pass, and surprise it didn’t work
Oh No Romo [2:23 PM]:
Turnover exchange in Iowa City. First a fumble recovered by UNI, then Bo Bower picks off a pass a couple plays and sets the Hawkeyes up at midfield.
Steven Godfrey [2:23 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni To be fair, they’ve completed multiple passes vs. NC State
Ian Boyd [2:22 PM]:
@Jason Kirk I imagine the AD delivering the news to the HC. You scheduled who?!
Brad Newton [2:22 PM]:
@Timinole I got em at 2 just out of Mourinho hatred. There’s only one HBC and he ain’t it.
Jason Kirk [2:22 PM]:
“Like trying to attack Jell-O,” Uncle Gary says of defending against Navy.
Ryan Nanni [2:22 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey i hope your A/C breaks again.
Peter Berkes [2:22 PM]:
Navy averaging just under 7 yards a rush today. Seems pretty decent.
Steven Godfrey [2:21 PM]:
I’m not even sure where to start looking, but re: Georgia Southern, has a team ever beat a FBS team in its last FCS game, and then beat another one in their own FBS debut?
Jason Kirk [2:21 PM]:
Scheduling Navy or North Dakota State remain the worst ideas one could have.
Ian Boyd [2:20 PM]:
North Dakota State on one of those epic, 10 minute drives
Timinole [2:20 PM]:
Is Chelsea your 1 or 2 seed in the College Football Playoff?
GloboNole [2:19 PM]:
GO NAVY! BEAT URBIE!
Ryan Nanni [2:19 PM]:
Navy to the Orange Bowl.
Brad Newton [2:18 PM]:
Diego Costa just made it 6-3 Chelsea, This game went from MAC to PAC-12 quick
BrodyLogan [2:18 PM]:
THIS IS HOG
Jason Kirk [2:17 PM]:
College Football Playoff 1. Georgia State 2. Rutgers 3. Navy 4. Virginia
Spencer Hall [2:17 PM]:
THAT TWITTER NAME
Jason Kirk [2:15 PM]:
heads up
Pete Volk [2:14 PM]:
Touchdown Virginia! 21-17 now, UCLA holding on.
Jason Kirk [2:13 PM]:
UVA has been the better team, and it's not even really close.
— UW Dawg Pound (@UWSBN) August 30, 2014
hamiltoncook [2:13 PM]:
Saw this in the local newspaper #LSUvsWIS pic.twitter.com/ZZI1wP3zbd
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) August 30, 2014
hamiltoncook [2:13 PM]:
Smart business decision
Steven Godfrey [2:13 PM]:
ACC Network regional broadcasts are brought to you by Gavin DeGraw’s Greatest Hits this season. I mean, I applaud that marketing team. That’s on-point for the demo
sandy.northrop.7 [2:13 PM]:
TD UVA here comes the Wahoos
QB 1 [2:13 PM]:
@dustym UCLAVA
Ian Boyd [2:13 PM]:
@dustym ND St. vs ISU is fairly compelling
Brad Newton [2:13 PM]:
@dustym Everton-Chelsea
Oh No Romo [2:12 PM]:
Iowa’s secondary has had a pretty rough day against David Johnson. Iowa’s lead is now 24-20 after a 70-yard TD reception.
dustym [2:12 PM]:
hey guys i justed logged on to the web to ask which game i should be watching right now?
Jason Kirk [2:12 PM]:
UCLA-Virginia becoming game-like again.
Steven Godfrey [2:12 PM]:
@kizzak Murder Kroger would make a fine Hooligan
Ian Boyd [2:11 PM]:
@hamiltoncook Like Spencer said, usually they go down with it
Pete Volk [2:11 PM]:
Fourth down conversion for Virginia!
kizzak [2:11 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey Actually, not certain if a Tech fan or an Everton fan given his previous tweets were about Everton-Chelsea, which has entered MACtion phase (5-3 with two goals scored in the first five minutes and another 5 goals scored in the last 10 minutes)
Ian Boyd [2:11 PM]:
Time for the Bison to “get in their herd” and run power down Iowa State’s throat
hamiltoncook [2:10 PM]:
They will not give up this ’ship!
Jason Kirk [2:10 PM]:
Navy immediately match that Ohio State TD … pending review.
Peter Berkes [2:10 PM]:
Navy will not surrender! (military referene, btw)
Spencer Hall [2:10 PM]:
I’ve seen this game before and it ends with Navy losing painfully but nobly
Clay Wendler [2:09 PM]:
Ryan Nanni [2:09 PM]:
Navy’s the most impressive home offense in Baltimore Ravens history.
Steven Godfrey [2:08 PM]:
@Jason Kirk espeicallly since the game is on Fox Sports South
Jason Kirk [2:07 PM]:
Can’t explain exactly why, but tagging the TV networks made me laugh
Can Wofford avoid the upset against an upstart Georgia Tech squad?
— Dawg Sports (@dawgsports) August 30, 2014ESPNU</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/ESPNCFB">ESPNCFB
Steven Godfrey [2:07 PM]:
Murder Kroger is a Tech fan? This fits.
— Murder Kroger (@murderkroger) August 30, 2014
Oh No Romo [2:06 PM]:
Amazing grab by Tevaun Smith in the endzone for Iowa.
Brad Newton [2:06 PM]:
Jose Mourinho might take over the UCF job
Spencer Hall [2:06 PM]:
ANCHORS AWEIGH
Jason Kirk [2:06 PM]:
Navy about to get it all back. Just ran from one red zone to the other.
Ian Boyd [2:06 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey That was my thinking as well. The ND St-ISU announcers are on fire today
Pete Volk [2:06 PM]:
Virginia just stopped UCLA on a fourth down conversion attempt. Defense is still bringing it.
Steven Godfrey [2:06 PM]:
@Ian Boyd This is a family chatroom, Ian
Jason Kirk [2:06 PM]:
@Ian Boyd no but I like it
Ian Boyd [2:05 PM]:
Is “flesh bomb” a typical term for a big hit by a free safety? Anyone else heard that term…in that context, before?
Steven Godfrey [2:05 PM]:
Favre so hard
Clay Wendler [2:04 PM]:
kizzak [2:04 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Most GT games… just because those were typically late game interceptions run back for six
Jason Kirk [2:04 PM]:
That’s what I thought, thaaat’s what I thought
Jason Kirk [2:03 PM]:
THINK FAST, YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS: can you name game involving a flexbone offense that didn’t include at least one fumble run back for massive yardage?
Ian Boyd [2:02 PM]:
Wonderful story, Spence
Brad Newton [2:01 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Calvin Booker always was pretty literal
Steven Godfrey [2:01 PM]:
God, I feel really, really, really good about an embed I’ve got coming up.
Clay Wendler [2:01 PM]:
favre ipick
Peter Berkes [2:01 PM]:
FUMB-6
Jason Kirk [2:00 PM]:
THE TRIPLE OPTION STRIKES! Ohio State runs back fumble for six.
Happy_Time_Harry [2:00 PM]:
UVA is about to do some more offense
Jason Kirk [2:00 PM]:
LB Myles Jack is on the sideline, but without his helmet. Limping a bit.
— Jack Wang (@thejackwang) August 30, 2014
kizzak [1:59 PM]:
@Spencer Hall I remember that game and how horrible it was
Spencer Hall [1:59 PM]:
And someone in the back of the locker room whispers “coach has a seventy nine yard long dick?”
Spencer Hall [1:58 PM]:
“Y’ALL COULDN’T RUN THE BALL THE LENGTH OF MY DICK”
Spencer Hall [1:58 PM]:
The door flies open— like, kicked open— and Paul Johnson, enraged, flies in and screams
Brad Newton [1:57 PM]:
@Oh No Romo Iowa State is too busy playing North Dakota State. (What could possibly go wrong there?)
Spencer Hall [1:57 PM]:
The players hit the locker room and are just waiting to get screamed at for ten minutes straight.
Spencer Hall [1:57 PM]:
So they play Gardner-Webb in an awful noon game. Tech is just garbage that day, and they only rush for like 79 yards in the first half.
Oh No Romo [1:56 PM]:
@Radwithab I don’t know, Northern Iowa is more so Ogdenville than Shelbyville.
Brad Newton [1:56 PM]:
@Spencer Hall What if you’re a soldier in the Kellen Winslow Jr sense?
Spencer Hall [1:55 PM]:
See, membership has its privileges
Jason Kirk [1:55 PM]:
HOORAY
Ryan Nanni [1:55 PM]:
This is a bold statement, but: all conferences are terrible.
Spencer Hall [1:55 PM]:
So because you’re all soldiers and exclusive SBN LIVE members, you get a special Paul Johnson story!
Brad Newton [1:53 PM]:
“What’s so special about this game anyway? It’s just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall. They made the world’s largest pizza, so we burned down their city hall.”-If Iowa v. Northern Iowa were a simpson’s quote
Spencer Hall [1:53 PM]:
@Peter Berkes That’s good because there’s no way you should let him sleep indoors
Peter Berkes [1:52 PM]:
@Spencer Hall He’ll resist corrosion for another winter now
Spencer Hall [1:51 PM]:
Lou Holtz has had a fresh bronzing.
Happy_Time_Harry [1:50 PM]:
LHN. That’s why nobody saw it
Pete Volk [1:50 PM]:
Those are some bad stats in there — Georgia Southern has the passing lead as well
Pete Volk [1:50 PM]:
"Hell, darkness my old friend…" pic.twitter.com/D5JDmStD7K
— Adam Kramer (@KegsnEggs) August 30, 2014
Jason Kirk [1:50 PM]:
N.C. State almost made it to halftime of the opener before getting booed at home. Almost.
— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) August 30, 2014
Ian Boyd [1:50 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey Haha, are you new here?
Steven Godfrey [1:49 PM]:
Wow I’ve really derailed LIVE with one comment about Mack Brown’s weight
Clay Wendler [1:49 PM]:
where is mack brown flashing his gut
Ian Boyd [1:48 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey I need Clay to help me out here.
Lucas Jackson [1:48 PM]:
Georgia Southern. Atlanta’s football team.
Steven Godfrey [1:48 PM]:
@Ian Boyd It was one of those “Experts” segments where 8 freshly fired coaches stand around awkwardly
Jason Kirk [1:47 PM]:
TV guide tries to hype awful Western Michigan-Purdue game
Yup, even the person doing the TV info is taking shots.
Ian Boyd [1:47 PM]:
I’ve searched the ESPNs and have not found the elusive Mack-gut
Steven Godfrey [1:46 PM]:
Georgia Southern TD.
Jason Kirk [1:46 PM]:
Well, yeah
Wow!
— Buck Lanford (@BuckFOX5) August 30, 2014GaTechFootball</a> is losing to <a href="https://twitter.com/WoffordTerriers">WoffordTerriers, 9-7…late 2Q.
Brad Newton [1:46 PM]:
Devin Funchess < Ron Funches
Peter Berkes [1:45 PM]:
My cat just meowed at me and all I heard was WOW WOW WOW
Steven Godfrey [1:45 PM]:
TERRORIERS
Ryan Nanni [1:45 PM]:
“Hi, I’m Butch Davis for Mashed Potato Neck Injections.”
Clay Wendler [1:44 PM]:
Jason Kirk [1:43 PM]:
LOL who was that on the CBSSN set who said “I HEAR ALL THAT GRUNTIN AND STUFF WONDER WHY THEY CAN GRUNT AND I CAN’T”
Brad Newton [1:43 PM]:
@Ian Boyd I think it’s only be sheer virtue of Navy being up. By virtue, I cant proclaim “Triple Option” as being too excitinv
Jason Kirk [1:42 PM]:
Michigan 35, App State 0. Shame conference realignment’s ruined this rivalry
Steven Godfrey [1:42 PM]:
It’s ESPN2
Steven Godfrey [1:42 PM]:
ESPNU I think, Ian
Ian Boyd [1:41 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey Channel, por favor?
Ian Boyd [1:41 PM]:
@Jason Kirk @can’twait
Steven Godfrey [1:41 PM]:
WOAH – Anyone check out the gut on Mack Brown?
Jason Kirk [1:41 PM]:
Iowa plays North Dakota State in 2016. #soundinvestments #wisdom #greatchoices
Ian Boyd [1:41 PM]:
@Radwithab The one that I don’t get. I think tOSU games are blocked in Ann Arbor
Steven Godfrey [1:40 PM]:
Georgia Tech’s trying to run a two-minute offense.
Brad Newton [1:40 PM]:
So, Navy – OSU is the most entertaining game this morning?
Spencer Hall [1:39 PM]:
North Dakota State’s helmets are tight as hell
Steven Godfrey [1:39 PM]:
Hey guys, Northwestern and Cal is gonna be better than you think. #takes
Peter Berkes [1:38 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni #NSFW
Oh No Romo [1:37 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey Permission to kick inside the opposing team’s territory is included in all Ag bills.
Steven Godfrey [1:37 PM]:
#TeamMuteButton
Steven Godfrey [1:37 PM]:
Matt Millen saw that UVa catch and immediately tried to use a first-round pick on Andre Levrone. ESPN producer: "Um, Matt…"
— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) August 30, 2014
Ian Boyd [1:37 PM]:
North Dakota State gets an INT with 1:00 left in the half. 1st play, screen pass reaches the Cyclone 12…
Ryan Nanni [1:36 PM]:
sup 
Peter Berkes [1:36 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey I said kick the damn field goal
Steven Godfrey [1:36 PM]:
@Peter Berkes “Sir, it’s 2nd and 2.”
Clay Wendler [1:36 PM]:
Peter Berkes [1:35 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey I believe in small government, and for being safe and kicking the field goal when it’s there
Steven Godfrey [1:34 PM]:
Wait two Iowa football teams have combined for 30 points in a half. I think they need to permission from the governor to keep going.
Brad Newton [1:34 PM]:
Navy missed a FG, thus shattering everything I learned about that soccer movie with the Goat
Spencer Hall [1:34 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey powerslides through that missed field goal
Steven Godfrey [1:33 PM]:
@Spencer Hall It’s Donkey Kong on Mario Kart – no acceleration but great handling
Ian Boyd [1:33 PM]:
ISU’s Sam Richardson with the brilliant strategy to throw into triple coverage and cause the Bison safeties to run into each other and incur injury
PocketChange [1:33 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey The Georgia Tech – Wofford Battle of the Triple Option must be riveting football
Spencer Hall [1:32 PM]:
Navy’s two minute offense is basically their ten minute offense
sandy.northrop.7 [1:32 PM]:
Touchdown UVA, benched Lambert and immediately march down the field and score a td
Steven Godfrey [1:32 PM]:
Triple option update: Navy leads Ohio State, Georgia Southern leads NC State, Georgia Tech looks like a bag of ass
Oh No Romo [1:32 PM]:
Or will go into halftime
Oh No Romo [1:31 PM]:
Iowa goes into halftime up 17-13.
Ian Boyd [1:31 PM]:
Michigan blocks a punt, returns it for a TD
BrodyLogan [1:31 PM]:
Ohio State scored a touchdown in the first half of every game last season #GOATDEFENSE
Peter Berkes [1:30 PM]:
@Clay Wendler Just going to let this play for the next 12 hours
Ian Boyd [1:29 PM]:
@Jason Kirk I’m assuming it’s terrible but I haven’t spoken to anyone who’s seen it
Clay Wendler [1:29 PM]:
Oh No Romo [1:28 PM]:
Two straight offsides calls on UNI gives Iowa the first down in UNI territory
Pete Volk [1:27 PM]:
Matt Johns in at quarterback for Virginia, replacing Grayson Lambert.
Jason Kirk [1:27 PM]:
@Ian Boyd hell naw
Jason Kirk [1:27 PM]:
UCLA has 122 combined yards with their Fumble/INT returns for TD. Same amount of total offensive yards they have so far
— Pacific Takes (@PacificTakes) August 30, 2014
Ian Boyd [1:27 PM]:
Did anyone see draft day?
Spencer Hall [1:26 PM]:
Assuming all those new gray hairs on Urban’s head appeared today
Oh No Romo [1:25 PM]:
@matthew_k Yeah, it’s Iowa. Just look at how much time they’re using on this drive.
Brad Newton [1:25 PM]:
@hamiltoncook That’s a funny way of spelling “Clemson”
Trevor Magnotti [1:25 PM]:
@hamiltoncook Stanford University Los Angeles campus
Jason Kirk [1:25 PM]:
UCLA defense 21, all other units in this game 3
hamiltoncook [1:24 PM]:
UCLA is turning into Michigan State West
Matthew Kenerly [1:24 PM]:
Are we sure this is Iowa playing this game? They just had 4 WRs on the field.
Spencer Hall [1:24 PM]:
Kid Rock and I aren’t making it out of this season together
Charlie Gebow [1:24 PM]:
And again!
Brad Newton [1:24 PM]:
5- Hour Energy advertising Yummification, that suspiciously sounds like mummification, which only supports my theory that it’s actually embalming fluid
Jason Kirk [1:23 PM]:
Sun Belt ain’t damn playin’.
Ian Boyd [1:23 PM]:
Michigan is taking out 7 years of frustration on the current App St QB.
Pete Volk [1:23 PM]:
Nearing halftime, it's Iowa Power 5 universities 28 – FCS teams 27
— Patrick Vint (@HS_BHGP) August 30, 2014
Matthew Kenerly [1:22 PM]:
And Georgia Southern with an easy pick. NC State not looking very good in this first half
Peter Berkes [1:21 PM]:
Verne with the “WOW WOW WOW” after Navy strings out Ohio State’s running game.
hamiltoncook [1:21 PM]:
I think Navy has seen the option in practice before
Matthew Kenerly [1:21 PM]:
Welp, NDSU just punched it in out in Ames, 14-14 with ISU
Ian Boyd [1:20 PM]:
The Bison found the ISU CB who’s only about 5’5"
Clay Wendler [1:20 PM]:
Jason Kirk [1:20 PM]:
How exactly have Navy and Ohio State not combined for 2341235 rushing yards
Ian Boyd [1:20 PM]:
Welp, North Dakota State mounting a comeback here vs the Cyclones…here we go
Oh No Romo [1:20 PM]:
UNI ends up with field goal after the big play. Iowa’s lead is now 14-13.
Jason Kirk [1:19 PM]:
Purdue trying a 51-yard field goal because field goals will be important to purdue this season.
— CornNation (@CornNation) August 30, 2014
Brad Newton [1:18 PM]:
ain’t trustin any of those links, you might be the fed
Ian Boyd [1:17 PM]:
If you played college fantasy football you wanted Devin Funchess this year
Brad Newton [1:16 PM]:
Not unlike the Barbary Coast, Navy benefitted from a review and ultimately went nowhere
Oh No Romo [1:16 PM]:
David Johnson with a wide-open catch and big run on Iowa.
Charlie Gebow [1:16 PM]:
Can’t change who you are, UVA
Jason Kirk [1:16 PM]:
Virginia’s offense giving up another offensive touchdown!
Peter Berkes [1:15 PM]:
Total Gooch move.
Jason Kirk [1:15 PM]:
Penalty on Virginia player named Gooch. Classic Gooch! #GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH
Peter Berkes [1:14 PM]:
Interception in the red zone and a quick punt. Ohio State has flipped the field on Navy, and that’s probably the goal all along.
Peter Berkes [1:14 PM]:
Gary has stumbled onto the reason why football players work out. GOod for him.
Ian Boyd [1:13 PM]:
We all know the best example of real violence is staged violence
Ian Boyd [1:13 PM]:
Announcer on big hit “If that wasn’t WWE I don’t know what is.” Color guy “that may be the best analogy I’ve ever heard.”
Oh No Romo [1:12 PM]:
Weisman plows his way through for a touchdown after a defensive holding call on the previous play. Iowa is back up again.
Ryan Nanni [1:11 PM]:
TYPICAL AMERICAN REFS GIVING NAVY THAT HOME COOKIN
BrodyLogan [1:11 PM]:
Forward pass
Brad Newton [1:10 PM]:
This has been said before, but, Gary and uncle Verne calling a B1G game is like bumping into a teacher at an Adult Bookstore
Jason Kirk [1:10 PM]:
Matt Millen wants you to “straighten your shorts out.”
Bob Lynch [1:10 PM]:
:C
Rodger Sherman [1:10 PM]:
navy :(
Will Campbell [1:09 PM]:
Hoos get the stop again
Matthew Kenerly [1:09 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey If they’d been named the Penguins, that would’ve been the absolute best
Jason Kirk [1:08 PM]:
438-minute touchdown drive coming for Navy
Charlie Gebow [1:08 PM]:
UCLA’s offensive line… Well, they’re trying?
Steven Godfrey [1:08 PM]:
@Pete Volk Fear the wingless eagles of GSU
Clay Wendler [1:08 PM]:
UCLA is garbage
Brad Newton [1:08 PM]:
That #x27 is going places
Pete Volk [1:07 PM]:
Things aren’t going so well for Year 2 of Dave Doeren at NC State.
Brian Pickett [1:07 PM]:
that looked a lot weirder without the weird formatting in that headline
Pete Volk [1:07 PM]:
Georgia Southern has 14 rushes for for 127 yards (9.1 per carry). Even without Breida’s 61-yard TD, it’s 13 carries for 66 yards (5.1).
— Lauren Brownlow (@lebrownlow) August 30, 2014
Brian Pickett [1:07 PM]:
I personally love havin’ fun
hamiltoncook [1:06 PM]:
Navy has Combat Air Patrol up and operational
Peter Berkes [1:06 PM]:
@Duckettherbiemsu nowhere, really
Jason Kirk [1:06 PM]:
Apologies for that ‘s stuff in our titles in Live, y’all. Lookin’ like Mark Richt butt dials all day long
Duckettherbiemsu [1:06 PM]:
Where was Barrett going with that anyway
GloboNole [1:05 PM]:
@Peter Berkes Or…….
Jason Kirk [1:05 PM]:
Brett Favre's nephew just havin' fun, turnin' ball over to Kentucky
This is Dylan Favre, formerly of Mississippi State and now of UT-Martin, just reachin’ back and windin’ it up and corkin’ it loose and lettin’ it fly and grinnin’ at the gals and makin’ that thang whistle and zippin’ it off and sailin’ one high and shootin’ the stratosphere and hittin’ the acrobatic Wildcat and plunkin’ the bean and rotatin’ the burrito and grippin’ and whippin’ and slippin’ and…
Matthew Kenerly [1:05 PM]:
@Peter Berkes Or not.
Peter Berkes [1:05 PM]:
DISREGARD!
Peter Berkes [1:04 PM]:
Ohio State looks like they might be shaking off the rust. Getting Marshall involved and he seems, well, good.
Will Campbell [1:04 PM]:
Suspect non-call on 3rd and short but UVa gets on the board with a FG 7-3 Bruins
BrodyLogan [1:03 PM]:
@Peter Berkes I don’t think John Feinstein owns anything else
Clay Wendler [1:02 PM]:
UT martin is going to give up 80 pts
Peter Berkes [1:02 PM]:
@BrodyLogan Was this person wearing wrinkled khakis, by chance?
Matthew Kenerly [1:02 PM]:
And WMU just broke a 61-yard run to take the lead against Purdue
BrodyLogan [1:01 PM]:
“I’ve had marriages that were shorter than these time outs” – PRESS BOX HUMOR Y’ALL!
Pete Volk [1:01 PM]:
Big third down gain from Virginia! They’re in UCLA territory now.
Ian Boyd [1:00 PM]:
POP pass from Michigan, I think. Quick hitter to the slot
Matthew Kenerly [1:00 PM]:
NDSU just went like 90 yards in one play. Wow.
BrodyLogan [1:00 PM]:
There’s a guy wearing wrap-around Brett Hart shades, in civilian clothes, in the middle of the Midshipmen section
Brad Newton [12:58 PM]:
Chelsea up 2-0 on Everton already for those wondering
Pete Volk [12:58 PM]:
Virginia defensive pressure forces another UCLA punt. 7-0 Bruins still.
sandy.northrop.7 [12:58 PM]:
My god Narduzzi is going to love his toys at UVA next year
Spencer Hall [12:58 PM]:
Oh hi y’all
Ian Boyd [12:58 PM]:
@Clay Wendler Bad throw, amazing defense.
Will Campbell [12:58 PM]:
@Clay Wendler Oh my
hamiltoncook [12:57 PM]:
Purty
Clay Wendler [12:57 PM]:
Jason Kirk [12:57 PM]:
“ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE A GOOD HIT ON A REFEREE.” — Matt Millen
Pete Volk [12:57 PM]:
Drinking a PaintThinner by @HomeDepot
— Patrick Vint (@HS_BHGP) August 30, 2014
BrodyLogan [12:57 PM]:
Speaking of Pizza Ranch, Texans only eat pizza with ranch dressing.
Peter Berkes [12:56 PM]:
I treasure my childhood memories visiting Grandpa up at the family pizza ranch
Brad Newton [12:56 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey Pizza Ranch is B1G Network’s answer to that HBO show about the Bunny Ranch
Jason Kirk [12:56 PM]:
Two #GaTech defenders shaken up, DT Shawn Green and DB Domonique Noble. #WOFvsGT
— From the Rumble Seat (@FTRSBlog) August 30, 2014
Charlie Gebow [12:56 PM]:
Iowa State now up two TDs on a Dakota school!
Oh No Romo [12:56 PM]:
Iowa State is about to go up 14-0 on North Dakota State
Peter Berkes [12:56 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey Life, art.
Ian Boyd [12:56 PM]:
The FR WR that Rhoads signed and gloated getting vs Notre Dame just torched a Bison safety
Ryan Nanni [12:56 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey is that where pizza is grown?
Oh No Romo [12:56 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey Yep…
Steven Godfrey [12:55 PM]:
B1G Network is showing an ad for Pizza Ranch.
airfigaro [12:55 PM]:
@Clay Wendler The only way UVA beats UCLA is by avoiding plays like that. Opps
Jason Kirk [12:54 PM]:
Steven Godfrey [12:53 PM]:
Over on SECN, Brett Favre’s nephew is throwing GLORIOUS INT after INT
Peter Berkes [12:52 PM]:
Oh good heavens, Hoos.
Oh No Romo [12:52 PM]:
Northern Iowa just scored and is up 10-7. Iowa has been struggling since that opening drive TD.
Clay Wendler [12:52 PM]:
Jeremy Mauss [12:51 PM]:
@matthew_k It’s a Favre, that is all what matters
Matthew Kenerly [12:50 PM]:
Or maybe it’s his nephew. Close enough.
Matthew Kenerly [12:49 PM]:
Oh, hey, Brett Favre’s kid is the QB for Tennessee-Martin! Sure is nice to see him chucking the pigskin around for the first time.
Jeremy Mauss [12:49 PM]:
@Jason Kirk I’m going for the underdog, so that was my reason
Clay Wendler [12:49 PM]:
Trevor Magnotti [12:47 PM]:
Virginia gonna Virginia.
Jason Kirk [12:47 PM]:
SIX POINTS for UCLA off a tipped pick-six. INSURMOUNTABLE for Virginia.
mduffster [12:47 PM]:
That was always gonna be whatever was called on the field, I guess
Charlie Gebow [12:47 PM]:
UCLA pick-six
Peter Berkes [12:46 PM]:
I would have given it to him because it would be a bummer not to
Jason Kirk [12:46 PM]:
@Jeremy Mauss All sorts of knees and out of bounds business in play, though. Hard to tell right here!
Peter Berkes [12:46 PM]:
Tough to tell from the angles whether his knee is down
Jeremy Mauss [12:46 PM]:
He hit the pylon and that is considered the goal line
Jeremy Mauss [12:46 PM]:
Navy!
Jason Kirk [12:45 PM]:
That look like a Navy TD to you guys?
Steven Godfrey [12:44 PM]:
7-0 Georgia Southern: NC State’s about to not make you feel as bad, Gators.
Matthew Kenerly [12:44 PM]:
Georgia Southern at it again, big play gives ’em a 7-0 lead on NC State
Pete Volk [12:44 PM]:
Virginia forcing another UCLA punt
BrodyLogan [12:43 PM]:
Urban’s testing that ticker sprinting to challenge this one
Jason Kirk [12:43 PM]:
*OFFENSES
BrodyLogan [12:43 PM]:
WHITE HATS!
Jason Kirk [12:43 PM]:
Uncle Gary sure complains a lot about FANCY NANCY GOAL LINE DEFENSES for someone who complains about Navy calling a QB sneak.
Clay Wendler [12:40 PM]:
Ian Boyd [12:39 PM]:
Regarding Sims vs Coker: Nick will start whichever one is less likely to throw a pick that makes him want to strangle a walk-on to death
Will Campbell [12:39 PM]:
@sandy.northrop.7 Fro what I understand, Lambert has a cannon, but Fairchild (OC) is about as conservative as they come. Lambert is a new QB but you have to see if he can sling it eventually
Jason Kirk [12:38 PM]:
Keenan Reynolds. Best quarterback in the stadium.
— Underdog Dynasty (@underdogdynasty) August 30, 2014
BrodyLogan [12:38 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni the empty seats and overcast gloom add to it
Bud Elliott [12:37 PM]:
UVA going to win a few games this year if Lambert can avoid mistakes like he’s doing. Defense pretty good.
josejose50 [12:37 PM]:
@Jason Kirk so robocop
Ian Boyd [12:37 PM]:
Seems the biggest thing Nussmeier has brought to UM so far has been sharpening up their pass game. Gardner is 6-6, 102 yards, 2 TD
sandy.northrop.7 [12:36 PM]:
@Will Campbell Can Lambert throw the ball beyond 5 yards. My parents are UVA alums so I understand your cynicism
Ryan Nanni [12:36 PM]:
How’s the sad pizza in Baltimore? Decent?
Jason Kirk [12:36 PM]:
UCLA-Virginia is getting #B1G.
Clay Wendler [12:35 PM]:
that makes me want to join the navy
ImTerry [12:35 PM]:
Michigan scores again 14-0
hamiltoncook [12:35 PM]:
Watching Uncle Verne and Gary on a B1G game is wierd
Brad Newton [12:35 PM]:
@Jason Kirk The ranks on the sholders is a nice touch too
Jason Kirk [12:34 PM]:
BrodyLogan [12:34 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Navy Ohio State… the Navy goats are more beautiful in person
Brad Newton [12:34 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey When deciding between the PS4 or Xbox one, the thing to keep in mind is Microsoft is a software company and Sony is a Hardware company, they both have their advantages and disadvantages
Ian Boyd [12:34 PM]:
Michigan running the ball with authority now, I’m seeing at least 8-9 wins for them.
Will Campbell [12:34 PM]:
@sandy.northrop.7 I’ not very objective, being a UVa grad, but LOL no. Maybe if they had a competent HC
Steven Godfrey [12:34 PM]:
@Radwithab You’re making it really hard for me to stand by my “never again” stance after the second red ring on 360
Steven Godfrey [12:33 PM]:
Oh my, Kentucky is officially competent. Vandy’s going 0-12
Brad Newton [12:33 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey You can also control your Cable Box, DVR, and TV through the xbox and with smart glass app for iOS or android it acts as a remote for all three
Steven Godfrey [12:32 PM]:
It deserves another mention – Navy’s uniforms are so, so badass.
Ian Boyd [12:32 PM]:
Funchess just jumped over his first defender of the year. Gardner looks really sharp.
sandy.northrop.7 [12:32 PM]:
Question is UVA a top 25 team if they have a competent QB
Steven Godfrey [12:31 PM]:
@Radwithab Damn, that is sexy.
Ian Boyd [12:31 PM]:
@Clay Wendler There it is. You are the best.
Jason Kirk [12:30 PM]:
“IF YOUR HELMET COMES OFF, YOU’RE DEAD.” — ESPN announcer
Ian Boyd [12:30 PM]:
Michigan’s pressure packages this year are legit. They’ve got Jake Ryan coming from every conceivable angle.
Clay Wendler [12:30 PM]:
Pete Volk [12:30 PM]:
UCLA return touchdown just called back on personal foul penalty. Player put helmet back on in middle of play.
Steven Godfrey [12:29 PM]:
@matthew_k It’s amazing. That family is so happy
Ian Boyd [12:29 PM]:
@josejose50 there you go.
Brad Newton [12:29 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey Snap allows you to split your screen between different apps the Xbox Runs. I currently have Watch ESPN and my native cable on the same screen
ImTerry [12:29 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Michigan 7 App St 0
Steven Godfrey [12:29 PM]:
Verne’s calling tOSU / Navy, so that’s the game that gets the audio right now
josejose50 [12:29 PM]:
@Jason Kirk just finished some corned beef hash from Zingermans
Peter Berkes [12:29 PM]:
@Ian Boyd And that’s really saying something
Ian Boyd [12:28 PM]:
Paul Rhoads is in rare scream at the officials form today
Matthew Kenerly [12:28 PM]:
Is anyone else seeing this Hover Ball commercial?
Steven Godfrey [12:28 PM]:
@Radwithab elaborate, because I’m in the market for a next-gen and PS4 is leading by a mile
Charlie Gebow [12:28 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Bowl of Cheerios. It’s still morning here.
Peter Berkes [12:28 PM]:
@Jason Kirk rubbed on some chicken thighs and just tossed ’em in the crock pot for dinner in… 6 hours
Ian Boyd [12:28 PM]:
PB and H here with pretzels and hummus on the side…not terribly exciting
Jason Kirk [12:27 PM]:
Whatch’all eatin’? Apple-soaked pork and sweet taters here, Cheerwine and such awaiting
Brad Newton [12:27 PM]:
xbox one’s snap feature is a godsend for saturday viewing
Peter Berkes [12:26 PM]:
So Ohio State’s freshman kicker just hit a laser from 46 yards. College kickers smh
Ian Boyd [12:26 PM]:
Everyone should tune in to Paul Rhoads acting out the play for the officals that he thought was unfairly flagged as targeting
Steven Godfrey [12:26 PM]:
Two computer monitors, laptop, TV, iPad = 7 games going. Kiss my ass, Phil Steele
Peter Berkes [12:23 PM]:
Navy comes up with a big sack on Barrett. Look good, play good.
Ian Boyd [12:23 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Unless you are talking Middle-Earth bestiary, Bud knows what’s up
Jason Kirk [12:22 PM]:
Just wanna note :bud: is a few points shy of a 4-0 start and he picked Virginia +22 vs. UCLA.
Jason Kirk [12:22 PM]:
COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAMBLING: Week 1's 15 best picks
Welcome back to our weekly college football gambling column. It’s called COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAMBLING. Today, let’s talk about Week 1 and the last of the five power conferences, the Big Ten.
Matthew Kenerly [12:21 PM]:
How weird… I think the Delaware/Pitt feed online is a good 3 minutes ahead of the TV feed
Bryan M. Vance [12:21 PM]:
Anyone watching sweet, sweet Purdue-WMU action?
Pete Volk [12:21 PM]:
Virginia defense out here dominating UCLA. Just sacked Hundley on 3rd & 21
Steven Godfrey [12:21 PM]:
Merry Christmas, y’all. Shitter’s full.
sandy.northrop.7 [12:20 PM]:
UVA’s defense is getting a lot of pressure on Hundley
Peter Berkes [12:20 PM]:
I think Ken Niumatalolo sleeps with that visor on
Jason Kirk [12:18 PM]:
@BrodyLogan Elite Live behavior. Which game?
David Wunderlich [12:17 PM]:
Did Al Borges move over to defensive coordinator?
Matthew Kenerly [12:16 PM]:
NDSU misses Craig Bohl, I think. Iowa State with an early 7-0 lead.
BrodyLogan [12:16 PM]:
Do I get some sort of achievement badge for being here in a press box?
Ian Boyd [12:16 PM]:
I don’t think the Bison will repeat their upset ways against Iowa State today
Ian Boyd [12:15 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Devin Gardner looked really sharp on their 1st drive, ended with a TD strike to Funchess. Run blocking was really bad
Peter Berkes [12:15 PM]:
Navy is looking resplendent in their dress whites
Jason Kirk [12:15 PM]:
Anybody watching App State-Michigan? Someone please be our eyes.
Jason Kirk [12:13 PM]:
If anyone’s looking for Ohio State-Navy, it’s on CBSSN! Just like Houston Nutt!
Peter Berkes [12:12 PM]:
Ohio State punts on the first drive. More like JT FRAUDETT ha ha right
Will Campbell [12:11 PM]:
@Pete Volk UVa’s gameplan so far: run up the middle, run to the left, run to the right….pick up first via throw. #MikeLondon’d
Pete Volk [12:11 PM]:
First down Virginia! Kevin Parks has looked explosive so far
Alfie Crow [12:10 PM]:
Weisman for Heisman kick returner
Oh No Romo [12:10 PM]:
Iowa’s up 7-0 on UNI.
Ian Boyd [12:10 PM]:
Michigan’s OL picking up where they left off last year
Will Campbell [12:09 PM]:
Ahhh UVa football, let’s use our timeouts on the first drive. I am sure these plays weren’t predetermined anyways :-(
Jason Kirk [12:09 PM]:
Jason Kirk [12:09 PM]:
Lucas Jackson [12:09 PM]:
This thread needs more Dr. Norris Camacho
Jason Kirk [12:09 PM]:
Peter Berkes [12:09 PM]:
@Pete Volk James Franklin nods in approval
Clay Wendler [12:08 PM]:
Pete Volk [12:08 PM]:
Virginia’s old clock management nightmares return, burning a timeout on their first drive
Peter Berkes [12:06 PM]:
Uncle Verne and Gary calling Ohio State-Navy. Can’t imagine Gary won’t have plenty to say about Urban Meyer.
Jason Kirk [12:04 PM]:
3 things we learned from Penn State's win over UCF
The Nittany Lions have a season-opening win, and might have the Big Ten’s best quarterback.
Matthew Kenerly [12:04 PM]:
And by five, I mean 12
Matthew Kenerly [12:03 PM]:
It’s great to roll out of bed and have like five games at my disposal. College football is great.
Jason Kirk [12:02 PM]:
Stone Cold Steve Austin drinks beer on 'College GameDay,' everybody shoots guns
GIMME A HELL YEAH COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Peter Berkes [11:58 AM]:
FEELS GOOD MAN
Ian Boyd [11:52 AM]:
Big win for Penn State, UCF is no joke
Jason Kirk [11:49 AM]:
Hey y’all! We’ll be in here in a few. STONE COLD
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