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300-pound Kentucky lineman nicknamed ‘Poop’ outruns everyone for 77-yard TD

He didn’t break any tackles or even catch a pass, but Kentucky’s Cory Johnson became a Piesman Trophy candidate on Saturday when he scooped up a fumble and ran 77 yards for the score.

There have been Piesman Trophy touchdowns with a higher degree of difficulty this year, but Johnson should receive bonus points for longevity; 77 yards is a really long way to run!

Johnson also receives bonus points for not pooping during the play.* You might be thinking that is a weird thing to mention, but not with Johnson, whose nickname is “Poop” because he poops so much he struggles to keep his weight up.

*That we know of.

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