Arkansas’ Bret Bielema calls ending of Texas beatdown ‘borderline erotic’

You might recall Arkansas beating the shit out of Texas in the Texas Bowl last year, then running out the clock instead of adding even more humiliating points. I’m supposed to tell you I’m sorry for cursing, but that’s what happened.

You might recall Bret Bielema and his quarterback both throwing or kind of throwing HORNS DOWN hand signals throughout the week, either a callback to the Hogs’ status as former Texas rivals or total coincidences or just fun sports behavior.

You might also recall Bielema poking fun at Texas coach Charlie Strong’s traditions weeks after the beatdown.

While you might recall those things, what you will definitely never forget is Bielema referring to the game as “borderline erotic.” You’re welcome.

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