Surprising few onlookers, the Florida Gators rank No. 101 in scoring through four weekends.
As long as Florida keeps making sure its opponents don’t have enough DBs on the field during game-winning TD attempts, the Gators will never lose again
Two weeks in a row, the Gators took advantage of under-staffed secondaries to hit game-winning TDs.


They’re 2-1, with the only loss coming to a Michigan team that’s otherwise beaten the rest of its schedule at least as badly. But the post-Tebow Gators tend to have decent records despite all the punting, so this isn’t a surprise either.
What is a surprise: Florida’s two SEC wins have come via clutch offensive plays. A week after that 63-yard game-winner from Feleipe Franks to Tyrie Cleveland against Tennessee, Luke Del Rio hit Freddie Swain in Kentucky’s end zone for the late go-ahead.
Offense! Just when it’s needed most! Break in case of emergency! Read no further!
But, as anticipated when the subject is Florida’s offense, there’s a funny part. Both of those game-winning touchdown passes came against defenses that didn’t have enough defensive backs on the field.
Butch Jones said, due to injuries, Tennessee didn’t have enough game-ready DBs to play a dime package, which would’ve given the Vols more speed. The Vols were still sufficiently schemed to stop the play Florida wanted to run (which was definitely not a traditional Hail Mary), but got beat deep.
And Swain was wide open against Kentucky because he was literally not being covered. Due to miscommunication, a Wildcat DB was running off the field at the snap as Mark Stoops flailed to try and call a timeout.
Jokes about Florida’s offense have flourished for almost a decade now, so let’s still take a moment and appreciate the Gators pulling off back-to-back clutch touchdowns, no matter the stipulations. And the fact that the offense did enough to put itself in position to attempt game-winning plays is more than we can say about some Gator attacks in recent memory.
More college football
- THIS WEEK IN SCHADENFREUDE, we have calls to fire national champion Jimbo Fisher, fire Bret Bielema before a man dies, and Mike Gundy’s mullet.
- TCU is your Bill C TEAM OF THE WEEK, followed closely by the usuals and some very non-usuals.
- The new 130-team S&P+ rankings, where Bama’s now No. 1 even if you strip out all preseason projections.
- THE PLAYOFF ELIMINATOR has now claimed 78 of 130 teams.
- Did new bowl projections, with Wisconsin in the Playoff for now.
- Georgia joins the top 10 in the polls, and I would describe this state as on edge about that.
- Could the first midseason head coach firing of the year be at Georgia Southern?
- UCLA fans would like to jump ahead in that ^ line, if they can.
- Penn State’s Saquon Barkley might be your new Heisman betting favorite.
- By rule, the Life Championship belt cannot go to a ranked team. We’ve decided to revert it to Tennessee, but might change that rule and put it up for grabs.
- Would you like to see what Extremely Happy Brian Kelly looks like?
- Start your Monday off by watching Minnesota’s mascot just plow over some unlucky child.
- James Franklin announces he is actually not Keegan-Michael Key.













