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15-foot-tall Cleatus terrorizes Times Square

PACIFIC RIM WAS RIGHT, EVERYONE! RUN!

by Bill Hanstock
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Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.

I take it all back, Cleatus! Play a guitar and do pushups all you want! Just don’t-- AIIEEEEEEE

** Cleatus has destroyed Neo-Tokyo **

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