Wondering where you can get a shirt like this? They can easily be found at any “that one store in the mall that sells pewter figurines of wizards and dragons or whatever” location.
Antonio Cromartie’s shirt is beyond description
But I’ll try to describe it anyway. Because I care.
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
Appropriate situations or places to wear this exact shirt:
- Meeting friends to show them your Pokemans
- Magic: The Gathering new set pre-release event
- Magic: The Gathering draft night
- Magic: The Gathering new set launch event
- Playing Magic: The Gathering in a friend’s garage the weekend before school starts
- Rolling a new D&D character
- Running a 40-man raid in World of Warcraft while drinking a can of Bawls
- Playing Neverwinter Nights while drinking a bottle of Gamer Fuel
- Phish concert
- Dream Theater concert
- Burning Man
Appropriate situations or places to NOT wear this exact shirt:
- Before or during an NFL football game
