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Kenny Albert is wearing a Christmas sweater with a snowman’s carrot penis

One of the snowmen on Kenny Albert’s sweater is just a bit too festive.

FOX had the great idea to have their announcers wear tacky Christmas sweaters! Kenny Albert had the great idea to wear a sweater where a snowman has a carrot for a dick. Noticed first by the folks over at The Cauldron:

Specifically, it has one really joyous snowman with a carrot penis in addition to a carrot nose, and one snowman who's really sad he doesn't have a carrot penis.

We can’t imagine any other meaning of that sweatshirt, and we can’t imagine the people at FOX are too happy they let this one get on the air. Now that it was, we’ll never forget.

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