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Air Force stadium wants to warn you of your impending death

Good sign, Air Force.

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

There’s nothing new about stadiums having motivational statements on their walls to get the home team ready for the game, but this might be the first time we’ve seen visitors warned of their impending death. Such is the case at Air Force’s Falcon Stadium, where opponents need to be well aware of hypoxia.

This is probably a government-ordered disclaimer, but let’s help with that bedside manner.

“Hi, thanks for making the trip. We really appreciate it. While on your stay at our stadium, please be aware that if you start to lose feeling in your extremities and begin having seizures that you might be dying. Enjoy your stay at Falcon Stadium.”

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