Professional wrestling has entrance music. Baseball players have walk-up music. Basketball games are basically one long music video. But the potential heroes and villains of Super Bowl XLIX need some personalized theme music as well. Let’s give them some.
The perfect theme songs for the Super Bowl XLIX heroes
Every professional athlete should have entrance music.
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Tom Brady - “You’re the Best” by Joe Esposito
There’s no way Tom Brady doesn’t constantly picture himself as Daniel-san from The Karate Kid, right? He’s the closest thing we have to a real-like Karate Kid. This song is perfect.
Richard Sherman - “I Don’t Give A Fuck” by Lil Jon
Rob Gronkowski - “Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred
The world’s greatest bro has inspired erotic fan fiction and deserves the most bro-rotic song ever written. Right Said Fred it is.
Russell Wilson - “4’33”” by John Cage
I’m not saying that Russell Wilson is plain and boring. But I’m also not NOT saying that.
Marshawn Lynch - “My Ding-A-Ling” by Chuck Berry
Crap, we’re going to get fined for this, aren’t we?
