Earlier this week, I published my fantasy Puppy Bowl picks. Today, I have to hang my head in shame. My Fantasy Puppy Bowl picks were terrible.
A formal apology for my garbage Puppy Bowl fantasy picks
I let myself down. I let you down. And most importantly, I let Cara down.
This is what I wrote about Falcor, the clumber spaniel pup:
Falcor went on to score a Puppy Bowl record four touchdowns.
This is what I wrote about Bubba:
Bubba went on to score two touchdowns.
And worst of all... what I wrote about Cara:
Cara went on to win Puppy Bowl MVP
I am ashamed and embarrassed by my words. I let myself down. I let you, the readers down. I let the puppies down. It is me who is the garbage.
A statement from SB Nation managing editor Brian Floyd:
Rodger’s irresponsible reporting is a disgrace to our company. For years we have worked to establish ourselves as a reputable outlet. We merely hope that our readers can look past this incident and realize that the work of one horrible writer doesn’t outweigh all the good we’ve done here.
I await word on whether I have been suspended without pay, fired, or sentenced to prison. I deserve all three.
