The 7 stages of the Internet reacting to Geno Smith’s sucker punch
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
There was an altercation in the locker room. Geno was hit by IK Enemkpali.
— Seth Walder (@SethWalderNYDN) August 11, 2015 Geno Smith is out for 6-10 weeks following a sucker punch from teammate IK Enemkpali. Well, former teammate -- because the Jets cut him ASAP. It’s the next in a long line of misfortunes for the maligned quarterback. Naturally the Internet looked to uncover every angle of this.
2. Wikipedia is vandalized.
"BRUH" and/or "WHO DID THIS!?!?!" and/or "SAVAGES." pic.twitter.com/yKzmQY9ANA
— Andy Hutchins (@AndyHutchins) August 11, 2015 3. The Internet finds IK Enemkpali’s unfortunate scouting report.
http://t.co/dKwF1aC1HK really nailed their combine scouting report of IK pic.twitter.com/7MhMRsycEN
— Kevin H. (@kjhogo) August 11, 2015 4. PHRASING!
New article: 'IK Enemkpali is Eager to Hit Some Quarterbacks' #Jets #nyj http://t.co/NRAl2QGkES
— Chris Nimbley (@Cnimbley) December 1, 2014 5. The descent into madness.
AT LEAST GENO SMITH CONNECTED WITH SOMEBODY
— The Kid Mero (@THEKIDMERO) August 11, 2015 Geno Smith is out 6-10 weeks, also known as "Jets record" weeks.
— Matt Ufford (@mattufford) August 11, 2015 "Oh it's lit" - Ryan Fitzpatrick
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) August 11, 2015 Sources say Geno Smith threw the first punch but it was a couple yards short
— Train (@Train5829) August 11, 2015 As of now, the starting Week 1 AFC East quarterbacks are Ryan Fitzpatrick, Jimmy Garoppolo, Ryan Tannehill, and [insert Bills corpse here].
— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub) August 11, 2015 Geno's jaw currently pic.twitter.com/SGPpCCTB9R
— Mark Anthony (@The1stWright) August 11, 2015 "Whaterthooo-" RT @milesfan79 Geno prolly roasted him abt his camo crocs lol pic.twitter.com/S7Kw0vuqyl
— There's No E In Cory (@CoryTownes) August 11, 2015 Time to rent out a plane and fly this banner over the Jets camp: http://t.co/wHa3UzX16w pic.twitter.com/0Jh54CeOeQ
— Mark (@tole_cover) August 11, 2015 @DragonflyJonez pic.twitter.com/VVsAWxIazv
— El Cheevus (@elcheevus) August 11, 2015 6. Sadness.
— Machine Marshall (@BMarshall) August 11, 2015 7. Geno Smith says “I’ll be back.”
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