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We asked you to pick your own baseball nickname, and these were your choices

Some of these are better than what the pros picked.

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On Wednesday, nicknames for MLB Players Weekend were revealed by all 30 teams around the league. Fifty-eight players will be wearing their normal last names on their jerseys (lame!), some had stellar names, and some really failed at being creative.

We even had some thoughts on the special edition hats teams will be wearing that weekend, if you’re into hats.

Then we asked what your baseball nickname would be if you could choose one to go on the back of a jersey, and here’s what you said.

One person had a valid response about the nature of picking your own nicknames ...

... but in this instance we specifically asked you what it would be so everyone could feel comfortable ignoring this well-known rule and have a little fun.

So here are the ones you chose, good and bad. No judgement here. At least out loud anyway.

This one has a nice punch to it:

Especially because, as he notes, the iron level here is high.

This is a blatant lifting of a historical nickname but since it’s such a quality one and that guy is long dead, we’ll allow it.

Straight and to the point!

We have questions but ... we don’t really want the answers to those questions right now.

Not a bad bunch, all told.

There are definitely some in here that put those chose by professional baseball players to shame.

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