It recently come to our attention that the equipment managers for Nebraska’s football team maintain their very own Twitter account. This account has over 3,000 followers, all of which are surely following to remain abreast of new uniform developments.
The 10 Least Exciting Tweets From Nebraska’s Equipment Managers’ Twitter Account
Through this Twitter feed, though, these folks really help to dispel the image of the action-packed, bad-boy lifestyle commonly associated with football equipment management. There are plenty of non-exciting tweets. Here are the 10 least exciting:
10.
On the bus going to Laramie.
Though it boasts a population of only 30,816, Laramie, Wyoming offers plenty of outdoor activities, such as hiking and rock climbing.
9.
@NUequipment truck pulling into Lincoln.
It’s sort of exciting to see a Twitter account tweeting at itself, but not terribly exciting.
8.
Support staff loading the bus heading over to the stadium.
You might not think that equipment loading is exciting, but let’s see how excited you are when there isn’t a football game because the players don’t have their gear!
7.
In Madison.
#GBR
Holy smokes!
6.
We did. Check for a tweet about an hour ago. RT @tylerrathjen: curious that you aren’t showing the pants... Hmmm
What could have been an exciting pants controversy was promptly extinguished.
5.
We’re packing the road uniforms into travel bags. http://yfrog.com/khrrxtaj
Since only a still photo is included, we cannot know for sure, but it certainly appears to corroborate the claim:
4.
Oh my God you guys I think they’re wearing black helmets oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmy--
We are not wearing black helmets. We were cleaning the eq room. We are NOT wearing black helmets. I promise.
/exhales
3.
Everyone can settle down.
This is what they tweeted right after their tweet about not wearing black helmets.
2.
Practice #1 in the books. Time for laundry.
Seems like a pretty good tweet for a Twitter feed about laundry.
1.
Truck unloaded time for laundry.
please RT
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