The Secret To Notre Dame’s Uniforms Is Delicious And Elastic

Notre Dame's unis for tonight's Maryland game can be compared to many things: the UAB Blazers' uniforms, the kits of the long-forgotten Barcelona Dragons of NFL Europe, and what the fever dreams of people in foreign countries who know nothing about football imagine Notre Dame's uniforms to look like. What you cannot say is exactly what those odd, flesh-colored undershirts are made of, but never fear, dear reader.