Arkansas Vs. Alabama: John L. Smith’s Path To Victory Paved With Butt Slaps

Down 24-0 to the best team in the country thanks to turnovers, with your starting quarterback out for the game a week after losing to a Sun Belt team? There’s remedies and responses galore, but the John L. Smith way to inspire a team? YOU GOTTA GIVE EM A SLAP ON THEIR BUTTS, GUYS.

Let’s just cut the glib blog-talk and stack these two head to head:

The Head Football Coach

The Fanbase

We pray that nothing about this arrangement would ever be considered “interim.”