Sad, bundled Patriots fan is not enjoying the game
Is this all there is? Is this as good as it gets?
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
Things I hope he’s listening to on those headphones:
- Ke$ha, “Die Young”
- Tony Robbins self-help tape
- Loop of babies giggling
- Patriots Super Bowl victories past
- R.E.M., “Shiny Happy People”
- Anything but “Yakkety Sax”
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