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Ravens vs. Broncos, Week 1: Thursday night live chat

The Ravens are in Denver for a rematch with the Broncos. It’s the 2013 NFL season opener. Join us for some live chatting, GIF, highlights, and much more.

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Cheese Pudding [12:53 AM]:

Peyton on pace for 7392 yds season


mgowp8 [12:53 AM]:

Nevermind, Ravens play the Raiders this year. 1-15


KeenanAllenFett [12:53 AM]:

Peyton Manning on pace to be goof


mgowp8 [12:52 AM]:

Ravens on pace for 0-16 season


Cheese Pudding [12:51 AM]:

27/42, 462 yds, 7 TDs, 0 INTs


Nabae Asfar [12:51 AM]:

Broncos on pace for 16-0 season


jokastrength [12:51 AM]:

Thanks @Clay


Stephen White [12:51 AM]:

Now that’s just embarrassing lol. He gave the lil fella a piggy back ride


Mark Ennis [12:51 AM]:

And he drags a defender to the first down. Unreal.


Cheese Pudding [12:50 AM]:

Nice timeout


mgowp8 [12:50 AM]:

ONE MORE TD


Ryan Nanni [12:50 AM]:

PEYTON FUCKIN’ FOOTBALL.


Clay Wendler [12:49 AM]:

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/3168873/NOTMYBALL.gif


Stephen White [12:48 AM]:

Scary thought


Stephen White [12:48 AM]:

Imagine if Decker didn’t have butterfingers tonight.


Mark Ennis [12:48 AM]:


Stephen White [12:48 AM]:

Shaun Phillips has flashed though. After Oher went out


Cheese Pudding [12:46 AM]:

Oh, they’ll play against the Jaguars too. Nice. Peyton 60+ TDs


KeenanAllenFett [12:46 AM]:

race for 8.


Nabae Asfar [12:45 AM]:

candle*


Nabae Asfar [12:45 AM]:

somewhere in church…Ray Lewis is lighting a cnadle


jokastrength [12:45 AM]:

any chance we can get a gif of the OL dive to the ball there?


Mark Ennis [12:45 AM]:

Not sure I agree with the Ravens already moving to “Tank for Teddy” mode.


Nabae Asfar [12:45 AM]:

Thomas….Johnson….same difference


Cheese Pudding [12:45 AM]:

Somewhere in Houston Ed Reed is suffering a little bit.


Clay Wendler [12:44 AM]:


PFT Commenter [12:43 AM]:

10 yrs ago Denver didnt have Julius Dumbarius or Trindon. Now they have a Holiday and two Johnsons


chuckycrater [12:43 AM]:

@DavidRoth No no, you’re thinking of seven completions in a game.


David Roth [12:42 AM]:

@chuckycrater Pretty sure Derek Anderson did it a few times.


mgowp8 [12:42 AM]:

Please don’t take 0-16 away from us Oakland. It’s all we’ve got


Cheese Pudding [12:42 AM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber i believe they would have negative victories if possible


PFT Commenter [12:42 AM]:

its a good nite to be a Johnson in Denver


Ryan Van Bibber [12:41 AM]:

@Cheese Pudding i really think the Raiders could go 0-16


Nabae Asfar [12:41 AM]:

someone get Collingsworth a gold star, he got his math right this time


KeenanAllenFett [12:40 AM]:

Take the line vs the raiders right now.


Cheese Pudding [12:40 AM]:

Let’s wait til the home game vs. Oakland (week 3). Should be nice.


Ryan Nanni [12:40 AM]:

This is your reminder that the Chiefs threw 8 touchdowns all last year.


Ryan Van Bibber [12:40 AM]:

Denver doesn’t play another playoff team until Week 7


James Dator [12:39 AM]:

Any game that gets to mention Sid Luckman is a good game


chuckycrater [12:39 AM]:

First 7 TD game since what, the 60s?


Stephen White [12:39 AM]:

Almost half a hundred. That’ll do


joshvc [12:39 AM]:

Thank you, Mr. Thomas, for carrying the ball all the way into the end zone.


Ryan Van Bibber [12:39 AM]:

Dumervil with the penalty to really put a twist in


Stephen White [12:38 AM]:

GotEmCoaaaaaaaach


Mark Ennis [12:38 AM]:

Hahaha, Ravens.


Cheese Pudding [12:38 AM]:

Peyton the man


Nabae Asfar [12:38 AM]:

LOLOLOL


Ryan Van Bibber [12:38 AM]:

and there’s Thomas


Matt Ufford [12:38 AM]:

he fast


Stephen White [12:38 AM]:

Plus the clock stops


Mark Ennis [12:37 AM]:

Oh my gosh, Decker…


Cheese Pudding [12:37 AM]:

Decker’s having a good night


Stephen White [12:37 AM]:

Decker’d


Nabae Asfar [12:37 AM]:

Decker!!!


Ryan Nanni [12:37 AM]:

Eric Decker might should just forget this game.


Mark Ennis [12:36 AM]:

Collinsworth is not good at math.


Stephen White [12:36 AM]:

I actually have a bunch of questions about the Broncos after this game. Hopefully Champ comes back but they need to find a pass rush for the next 5 weeks. And take some smart pills on defense


KeenanAllenFett [12:34 AM]:

boobgrab= not a score


PFT Commenter [12:34 AM]:

thats a harbaugh 4 u= keep ur ears pinned back and twice on Sundays or Thursday


Cheese Pudding [12:34 AM]:

@KeenanAllenFett best audible possible


Nabae Asfar [12:33 AM]:

coach em up Champ!


Adam Wiseman [12:33 AM]:

You know Peyton’s pissed when he has his helmet on on the bench


KeenanAllenFett [12:33 AM]:

Flacco audibles to boobgrab


Ryan Nanni [12:33 AM]:

Broncos could really use BEEFTANK right about now.


PFT Commenter [12:33 AM]:

gutsy call


jokastrength [12:32 AM]:

Baltimore needs Tracy McGrady


Mark Ennis [12:31 AM]:

He overthrew a middle screen…


Stephen White [12:31 AM]:

One guy can possibly get the Ravens back in the game and you just watch him run right by you smh


Cheese Pudding [12:30 AM]:

OT


Nabae Asfar [12:30 AM]:

54 passes and counting..


PFT Commenter [12:30 AM]:

@Jon Bois there playbooks more like a family photo album you have to imagine


Mark Ennis [12:30 AM]:

Ok, that was a nice throw. Wow.


Brian Floyd [12:30 AM]:

whoa that throw was pornographic


Stephen White [12:30 AM]:

Broncos really are stupid


KeenanAllenFett [12:30 AM]:

Joe Flacco is Rex Grossman with a ring.


David Roth [12:29 AM]:

@Run Home Jack [Recent Incident] was worth [Ridiculously specific amount of money] to [Brand]. [Fatuous instant good/bad judgment]


Jon Bois [12:29 AM]:

@PFT Commenter yeah


PFT Commenter [12:29 AM]:

@Jon Bois is that true


Jon Bois [12:28 AM]:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTc9YGWCYAEFgjb.png:large


Ryan Nanni [12:28 AM]:

@Mike Prada The most Rovell tweet ever is a series of random numbers with the word “Latino” inserted in the middle.


joshvc [12:27 AM]:

NBC has been waiting ALL NIGHT to play that Montee Ball package


Mike Prada [12:27 AM]:

@Mark Ennis i’m still trying to figure it out


Mark Ennis [12:27 AM]:

@Mike Prada what the hell does that even mean?


Brian Floyd [12:26 AM]:

@Mike Prada PRADA


Cheese Pudding [12:26 AM]:

Peyton holds the record of games with 6 TDs – 3 games


Mike Prada [12:26 AM]:

@Run Home Jack i’d say that’s the most rovell tweet ever but it’s probably not even close


Stephen White [12:26 AM]:

Time for 9 on 7 #RunTheBall


Ryan Nanni [12:26 AM]:

@Mike Prada NO. BAD.


Mike Prada [12:25 AM]:


Mark Ennis [12:24 AM]:

Will anyone get to return a kick against Denver this year?


Ryan Van Bibber [12:24 AM]:

I blame Steve Spagnuolo


Ryan Van Bibber [12:22 AM]:


Clay Wendler [12:22 AM]:

sillay donkay


PFT Commenter [12:22 AM]:

you should hand the ball to the ref make a friendly joke about his famly THEN you can dougy or krump youre way out of the redzone


Nabae Asfar [12:22 AM]:

@MattUfford, more like cmon MONTEE BALL!


Matt Ufford [12:21 AM]:


Nabae Asfar [12:21 AM]:

Oh, Tre’ don’t talk back to your coach like that you dummy


Matt Ufford [12:21 AM]:

[crosses fingers] c’monnnnnnnn BORK ORSWILLER!!!!


Thomas Holzerman [12:21 AM]:

Collinsworth taking this opportunity to be subtly racist


PFT Commenter [12:21 AM]:

HAND THE BALL TO THE REFS ITS NOT HARD YOU HAVE ONE JOB


Stephen White [12:20 AM]:

Here comes the furious comeback


KeenanAllenFett [12:20 AM]:

Al, you can’t talk this into interesting


Nabae Asfar [12:20 AM]:

if Woodyard is out for an extended period because of Trevathan’s tomfoolery…its gonna get ugly


jokastrength [12:20 AM]:

Go Dawgs.


Brian Floyd [12:19 AM]:


Stephen White [12:19 AM]:

Broncos are doing nothing to help themselves up front. They need some pass rush games


Papa thunder [12:19 AM]:

When did this become a Harlem Globetrotters skit?


Mark Ennis [12:19 AM]:


Mark Ennis [12:18 AM]:

The Ravens are allergic to pigskin.


Stephen White [12:18 AM]:

This has truly devolved into some Keystone Kops type stuff


David Roth [12:18 AM]:

Crisp execution all around, here.


KeenanAllenFett [12:18 AM]:

DALLAS CLARK NIGHTMARE FUEL


Nabae Asfar [12:18 AM]:

Dallas Clark needs to go home


Cheese Pudding [12:17 AM]:

GREAT PLAY, CLARK


Thomas Holzerman [12:17 AM]:

to be clear, DeSean didn’t get my wife sick, the water at the resort probably did


Matt Ufford [12:17 AM]:

@sgw94 CLOWNFRAUDERY, usually


Papa thunder [12:17 AM]:

SomewherenLeon Lett just dropped his beer.


Thomas Holzerman [12:17 AM]:

my wife got sick at the resort, which had its own stray, non-spayed, male cat roaming around it


PFT Commenter [12:17 AM]:

no offence but Kerry rhodes is playing c’mon man right now


KeenanAllenFett [12:17 AM]:

DANNY TREVATHAN ’POSED TO BE SEC


Thomas Holzerman [12:17 AM]:

FUN FACT: When DeSean Jackson did the same thing, I was on my honeymoon


Ryan Nanni [12:17 AM]:

On the plus side for Denver, Baltimore’s offense has to come back on the field.


Graham Kelly [12:16 AM]:

We get our C’Mon MANNN of the year first night of the season


Adam Wiseman [12:16 AM]:

There’s that UK education


KeenanAllenFett [12:16 AM]:

mercy rule


Stephen White [12:16 AM]:

Like what in THEEEEE hell makes you drop the football like that before you run out the BACK of the endzone?!


Cheese Pudding [12:16 AM]:

Who did the same thing but no referee saw it? I believe it was in 2010.


Matt Ufford [12:15 AM]:

That’s just good sportsmanship, dropping the ball before scoring.


Mark Ennis [12:15 AM]:


DougieNix [12:15 AM]:

Just a stupid – stupid play. First by Flacco, then by Trevathan


Ryan Nanni [12:15 AM]:

You know where that never happens? ON FAT GUY TOUCHDOWNS.


PFT Commenter [12:15 AM]:

thats bruce arian’s cutworthy


jokastrength [12:15 AM]:

and I own the Denver D in another league… FURK


Nabae Asfar [12:15 AM]:

wow


James Dator [12:15 AM]:

HE DANCED AND EVERYTHING


David Roth [12:15 AM]:

Legit LOL at the juxtaposition of Al Michaels saying “keep any football hope alive” and that.


Mark Ennis [12:15 AM]:

Hahahaha he dropped the ball hahahahahahaha


Matt Ufford [12:14 AM]:

@James Dator I’m up against Peyton & Demaryius.


Stephen White [12:14 AM]:

WHAT A DUMMY


Mike Prada [12:14 AM]:

hahahahahahahahhahahaha


Cheese Pudding [12:14 AM]:

ouch


Ryan Van Bibber [12:14 AM]:

HE DROPPED IT


James Dator [12:14 AM]:

BWAHAHAHA


Ryan Van Bibber [12:14 AM]:

My Failball team doesn’t have anyone from these two teams.


Mark Ennis [12:14 AM]:

#BEATEMDOWN


Mark Ennis [12:14 AM]:

LOL


jokastrength [12:14 AM]:

@james- down 86 – 0 in FF… so that is a thing


Stephen White [12:14 AM]:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Mike Prada [12:14 AM]:

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha


Clay Wendler [12:14 AM]:


James Dator [12:13 AM]:

Oh great. The guy I’m playing against in FF had Peyton… 58 points later


Nabae Asfar [12:13 AM]:

I’m hearing Ozzie Newsome’s pencil told him Randy Moss has been looking sharp and is ready for another challenge


KeenanAllenFett [12:12 AM]:

@sgw94 #ochocinco4RVNS


Cheese Pudding [12:12 AM]:

Next home game for Denver is against Oakland giggles


Graham Kelly [12:11 AM]:

Peyton looked pretty satisfied on the sideline just now


James Dator [12:11 AM]:

Yards per attempt: Flacco – 5.1, Manning – 9.6


Stephen White [12:11 AM]:

RAVENS NEED TO SIGN T.O.!!! #HotTake


Mark Ennis [12:11 AM]:


Ryan Van Bibber [12:10 AM]:

Good thing Ozzie Newsome didn’t have the cap space to keep Boldin.


PFT Commenter [12:09 AM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber if i’m a GM i think hard about singing TWO Qbs,, Peyton for weeks1-17 then bring flacco in the playoffs its a copycat league


Mark Ennis [12:08 AM]:

@mattufford On the east coast that was yesterday.


Nabae Asfar [12:08 AM]:

so how many articles are we gonna see about the Broncos winning the super bowl now?


Matt Ufford [12:08 AM]:

Hey remember when the Ravens were winning at halftime?


Stephen White [12:07 AM]:


Ryan Nanni [12:07 AM]:

Blaine Gabbert took six weeks last year to match Manning’s TD total tonight.


Thomas Holzerman [12:07 AM]:

I WANT THAT CROQUE MADAM


Mark Ennis [12:07 AM]:

This would be where I throw the controller down, quit, curse, wake up the baby, piss off my wife and sleep on the couch.


Ryan Van Bibber [12:07 AM]:

@PFT Commenter sure, but, peyton wasn’t doing this in Feb though, was he?


Matt Ufford [12:06 AM]:

@James Dator I had it cued up.


Thomas Holzerman [12:06 AM]:

totally makes up for the Rocky Mountain Rainbow, right guys?


PFT Commenter [12:05 AM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber we’re probly going 2 take flacco behind the woodshed if u get a contract u have 2 play like youve got a chip on ur shoulder not a stack of wavylays on your palms


Ryan Van Bibber [12:05 AM]:

@Mark Ennis brilliant


Stephen White [12:05 AM]:

DT has the potential to be an absolute beast this year with teams having to focus on Welker. His ypc ought to be just silly by the end of the season


KrazyChiefsfan [12:05 AM]:

how the hell are we going to compete with this?!?!


Mark Ennis [12:05 AM]:


Ryan Nanni [12:05 AM]:

Peyton Manning, so one dimensional. How ’bout YOU catch a pass for once, dude?


James Dator [12:05 AM]:

@mattufford I said this in my head 15 second before you posted it…


Stephen White [12:04 AM]:

Weeeeelllllllllp


Matt Ufford [12:04 AM]:


Mark Ennis [12:04 AM]:

That throw….


jokastrength [12:04 AM]:

oh sure… why not another TD.


Cheese Pudding [12:04 AM]:

jeez


Stephen White [12:04 AM]:

Love the smell of nepotism in the evening


Ryan Van Bibber [12:03 AM]:

@PFT Commenter what do you think the crowd will be saying on PFT tomorrow about the Ravens?


David Roth [12:03 AM]:

Countdown to PEAN DEES showing up in my feed.


ben921 [12:03 AM]:

@Clay Wendler Where did you find this video?


Nabae Asfar [12:02 AM]:

so, John Fox…..remember Montee Ball?


Ryan Van Bibber [12:02 AM]:

this is starting to get preseason-y


PFT Commenter [12:02 AM]:

i said it last week folks,, Baltimore doesnt have a Superbowl hangover they have a Superbowl dopesick this is a redflag


KeenanAllenFett [12:01 AM]:

Decker has some Calvinball ideas


Walker Clement [12:01 AM]:

@Adam Wiseman Skip Bayless is a used car salesman trying to pawn off a tricycle. The sooner it goes away the sooner he can forget about his terrible terrible divorce.


Stephen White [12:01 AM]:

Decker is not having a good night.


Adam Wiseman [12:00 AM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber Skip Bayless will be making a case for Baltimore to sign Tebow


Stephen White [12:00 AM]:

That wasn’t the most important play of the game. Come on now smh


James Dator [12:00 AM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber Colin Cowherd should stick him in the cage and baste him in hot takes


Ryan Van Bibber [11:59 PM]:

cannot wait for the flacco takes tomorrow


jokastrength [11:59 PM]:

How many ppl here think they could outrun Pablo?


Mark Ennis [11:59 PM]:

So Welker just got tackled by his own guy


Thomas Holzerman [11:58 PM]:

@James Dator he got a triple off a home run trot start? did the ball get stuck in a temporal vortex for five minutes?


James Dator [11:57 PM]:

Not football, but Pablo Sandoval running for a triple is important


Stephen White [11:57 PM]:

Collingsworth somehow blamed Stokely even though he was wide open lol


James Dator [11:56 PM]:

John Harbaugh doesn’t show it on his face, but all his frustration flows to his forearm veins


James Brady [11:56 PM]:

Flacco’s sub-60% completion percentage over the past two years … looking to make it three


jokastrength [11:56 PM]:

For a school w/ only one 1,000 yard receiver… UGA puts a lot of receivers in the NFL.


Mark Ennis [11:55 PM]:

Flacco threw that off his back foot and it sailed, despite having solid protection.


Stephen White [11:55 PM]:

That shouldve been a TD


PFT Commenter [11:55 PM]:

same motards saying they could beat ol’ 18 in a footrace probly the same ones who say theyd outbench Prisco=not happening


Stephen White [11:54 PM]:

They keep on bring up stuff that has no relevance to this game.


Graham Kelly [11:54 PM]:

With Oher and Marlon Brown are the Ravens the most Memphis team?


David Roth [11:53 PM]:

The excitement is palpable on Twitter:


KeenanAllenFett [11:53 PM]:

Terrell Suggs is becoming the Fox Football Robot. The Click-through Slideshow:


Thomas Holzerman [11:53 PM]:

this ref looks like a disapproving grandfather


Ryan Van Bibber [11:52 PM]:

so much dejection in just one shot. It was like Russian cinema.


Ryan Van Bibber [11:51 PM]:

saddest football bench ever


PFT Commenter [11:51 PM]:

actualy chip kelly verse john fox now that i mention it over time should be headcoach footrace- from the shield 2 the endzone


Graham Kelly [11:50 PM]:

@Thomas Holzerman he doesn’t need to Joey Kent is still running down Legion Field


PFT Commenter [11:50 PM]:

peyton verse jon fox who u got


Ryan Nanni [11:50 PM]:

@sgw94 Flacco’s gotta sing Rocky Top in its entirety.


Stephen White [11:49 PM]:

War of attrition, lotta guys starting to drop like flies


KeenanAllenFett [11:49 PM]:

yek


Ryan Nanni [11:48 PM]:

Peyton Manning Footrace was 2003’s worst-selling Dreamcast game.


Stephen White [11:48 PM]:

Its not even the 4th quarter yet guise. What if Peyton hangs half a hundred on the Ravens?


Thomas Holzerman [11:48 PM]:

but can Peyton Manning beat Alabama in a footrace? roll tide


Stephen White [11:48 PM]:

@Spencer Hall LMAOOOOOO


Spencer Hall [11:47 PM]:

@sgw94 You may be the only person I’d put money on here.


Thomas Holzerman [11:47 PM]:

@Spencer Hall I’m atually pretty fast for a guy 100 pounds overweight


Stephen White [11:46 PM]:

No idea why Malik Jackson keeps lining up 5 yards off the ball


PFT Commenter [11:46 PM]:

@Spencer Hall hed find a way 2 win using craftlike take a shorter root i didnt see


Ryan Nanni [11:46 PM]:

Peyton Manning once ran for 44 yards in a single game. Try to picture that and not make a sour face.


Mark Ennis [11:46 PM]:

@Spencer Hall No way, dude. I let my wife think I let our toddler win races down the hallway.


KeenanAllenFett [11:46 PM]:

@Spencer Hall My name is Florida. Of course I can


James Dator [11:45 PM]:

@Spencer Hall Not sure. I’m fairly certain I could kick his ass in ‘Mavis Beacon teaches typing’


Stephen White [11:45 PM]:

@Spencer Hall raises hand


Matt Ufford [11:45 PM]:

@Spencer Hall duh, everyone on the internet


Spencer Hall [11:44 PM]:

I would love to see how many dudes here think they could beat Peyton in a footrace


Thomas Holzerman [11:44 PM]:

@yclopez209 Cthulhu, Cthulhu, and Cthulhu


Stephen White [11:44 PM]:

What an idjut


KosBigCountryCerrone [11:43 PM]:

Manning, greatest regular season QB of all time.


yclopez209 [11:43 PM]:

who won the coin toss? who scored the first field goal? who committed the first turnover? thanks in advance for the answers.


PFT Commenter [11:43 PM]:

Mount Codys been prety quiet tonite but its probly all the omlettes


Cheese Pudding [11:43 PM]:

what a shame, would be a great play


Clay Wendler [11:42 PM]:

chris canty looks 25% more imposing in a ravens uniform


Stephen White [11:42 PM]:

Canty* stupid autocorrect


SB Nation Fantasy [11:42 PM]:

I’m pretty sure I walk faster than Peyton Manning runs


Stephen White [11:42 PM]:

Camry again. Man if they could cover this defense would be hell.


Mark Ennis [11:41 PM]:

@Graham Kelly Wolfe signed with Cincinnati in 2008 so he was a Brian Kelly signee.


jokastrength [11:41 PM]:

I wonder if Knowshon still plays with Lego?


Matt Watson [11:41 PM]:

Is that how people flash each other in KC?


BrodyLogan [11:41 PM]:

I need stem cells for my jokes


Graham Kelly [11:40 PM]:

@Mark Ennis was Wolfe a Butch Jones recruit?


Stephen White [11:40 PM]:

And it doesn’t even count. THANKS MORENO


Ryan Van Bibber [11:40 PM]:

@Mark Ennis wolfe’s having a great game


Clay Wendler [11:40 PM]:


Clay Wendler [11:40 PM]:

meanwhile in kansas city


Nabae Asfar [11:40 PM]:

dat touch


vlad3217 [11:40 PM]:

I feel like we almost got a “damnit donald” right there, but the RB pulled off the block.


Stephen White [11:40 PM]:

Look. At. That. Catch.


Ryan Nanni [11:40 PM]:

There are things that would make me happier than Peyton Manning breaking Brett Favre’s records, but most of them involve an abandoned ice cream truck with the keys in it.


KosBigCountryCerrone [11:40 PM]:

I like Darrell Smiths game. They weren’t lying when they said total obscurity in Jax. Thought he might be a rookie


Mark Ennis [11:40 PM]:

Two years ago Cincinnati Bearcats had Derek Wolfe and John Hughes (now with Cleveland) at defensive tackle. Wolfe a 2-star, Hughes a 3-star tight end.


PFT Commenter [11:40 PM]:


yclopez209 [11:39 PM]:

i entered a contest and the questions were about tonights game but i just got off of work so i was wondering any would mind answering a few questions about what i’ve missed


Cheese Pudding [11:38 PM]:

Delete it if appropriate


Spencer Hall [11:38 PM]:

This is a safe place so I can tell you all that I yell “The Dwarf’s Revenge!” out loud every time Holliday fields a punt.


Nabae Asfar [11:38 PM]:

so when do Baltimore give brett favre a call to see if hes ready for just one more year?


Stephen White [11:38 PM]:

Denver has some huge 3-4 defensive tackles playing in a 4-3. Helpful vs short yardage


Ryan Van Bibber [11:38 PM]:

there’s a good look at the TD


KeenanAllenFett [11:37 PM]:

look at the positives, the manning read option was not a factor today.


Clay Wendler [11:37 PM]:


spazzook [11:37 PM]:

Fairly intimidated watching the broncos in this game…


Ryan Van Bibber [11:36 PM]:

@mattufford the option is dead


Cheese Pudding [11:36 PM]:

Have you already posted the Jimmy Vasser tweet or is it against the rules?


Matt Ufford [11:36 PM]:

Manning with -1 rushing yards tonight. Pretty disappointing.


James Dator [11:36 PM]:

Baltimore are fortunate Bailey and Miller are out — otherwise this would be a bloodbath


vlad3217 [11:35 PM]:

nevermind, nice followup NBC


PFT Commenter [11:35 PM]:

Flaccos playing like hes acting like Peyton manning in a commercial playing Brady Quinn


Nabae Asfar [11:35 PM]:

an elite qb would have completed that for a td


Stephen White [11:35 PM]:

@Graham Kelly illegal is when you get caught blatantly blocking one of the defenders. As long as it doesn’t look like what you’re actually doing, its legal.


Ryan Nanni [11:35 PM]:

It’s almost as if Marlon Brown doesn’t solve all of Baltimore’s problems.


vlad3217 [11:35 PM]:

still in the tackle box?


PFT Commenter [11:34 PM]:

no offence


PFT Commenter [11:34 PM]:

i like laying facedown on my couch when carry underwoods on ICYMI


Matt Watson [11:34 PM]:

basketball terms, not jokes.


Mike Prada [11:33 PM]:

@Brian Floyd gotta hedge that play. or ICE it and force it to the baseline. (basketball jokes)


BrodyLogan [11:33 PM]:

James Spader was available?


Adam Wiseman [11:33 PM]:

@Thomas Holzerman I just shit myself at the thought of that


jokastrength [11:33 PM]:

fuck everything


Matt Watson [11:33 PM]:

Finally, the Ray Lewis mixtape is here

Beats by Pharrell. Vague but clearly heartfelt motivational yelling by Ray Lewis.


Mark B [11:33 PM]:

Welker have a career td year it looks like….


Brian Floyd [11:32 PM]:

@Mike Prada DBs didn’t switch (it was a pick play that didn’t need the pick)


David Roth [11:32 PM]:

John Harbaugh sighs. “I was hoping I wouldn’t have to use this, but” /pulls out boombox. /puts on Ray Lewis mixtape: http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/8/23/4651710/ray-lewis-mixtape-pregame-speech


Ryan Nanni [11:32 PM]:

Welker doesn’t make that catch without Decker’s drop. That’s teamwork.


Matt Watson [11:32 PM]:


Mark Ennis [11:32 PM]:

@mattufford it was worthy.


Graham Kelly [11:32 PM]:

Collinsworth just said something about a pick, what’s a legal vs illegal pick route?


Stephen White [11:32 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber it appears one guy thought it was zone the other thought it was man


Matt Ufford [11:32 PM]:

(sorry to self-promote)


Mike Prada [11:31 PM]:

what happened there?


Thomas Holzerman [11:31 PM]:

“That looks like a tired defense out there for the Ravens.” A DEFENSE FULL OF CLOWNEYS????


Matt Ufford [11:31 PM]:


PFT Commenter [11:31 PM]:

i told u Welker was ropeadoping everyone w/ that dropped punt he outworked you with his braine this time folks got 2 take your hat of


James Dator [11:31 PM]:

Manning will throw for 100 touchdowns this season


Ryan Van Bibber [11:31 PM]:

how did Welker get out there with NOBODY on him?


Stephen White [11:31 PM]:

200 catches, I already called it earlier


Cheese Pudding [11:31 PM]:

there’s the 5th


Mark Ennis [11:30 PM]:

Or Eric Dropper whatever


Luke Zimmermann [11:30 PM]:

Who hurt you Eric Decker?


Stephen White [11:30 PM]:

Fail


Nabae Asfar [11:30 PM]:

get that td youngin…give it to montee


Mark Ennis [11:30 PM]:

More like Wes Dropper


Stephen White [11:30 PM]:

Out*


Stephen White [11:30 PM]:

Dont reach that ball our like that son


Nabae Asfar [11:29 PM]:

hey its Montee! hi Montee!


Cheese Pudding [11:29 PM]:

Great 2nd half for Peyton


Thomas Holzerman [11:29 PM]:

Montee Ball sighting


Ryan Van Bibber [11:29 PM]:

there’s montee ball


Oscar Gamble [11:29 PM]:

Yeah but could the Broncos beat Bama?


Stephen White [11:29 PM]:

Man he killed Graham on the route.


Ryan Nanni [11:28 PM]:

Eli woulda hit that. Cooper, too.


Ryan Van Bibber [11:28 PM]:

@PFT Commenter that picture …


Oscar Gamble [11:28 PM]:

@Clay Wendler oh goodness that looks like it hurt


James Dator [11:28 PM]:

Manning: 18/27, 277 yards, 4 TD, 0 INT


Mark B [11:28 PM]:

Thomas revenge hit ha


Stephen White [11:27 PM]:

Suggs gotta get yo head on a swivel!


PFT Commenter [11:27 PM]:

http://instagram.com/p/d5cV7nSdg5/#


Nabae Asfar [11:27 PM]:

gotta wonder what Montee did to be in the doghouse after all indications pointed to him being a big part of the run game


Joe McAtee [11:27 PM]:

Haha. Remember Keith Urban and lightning delays? God, the NFL season lasts forever. When are the playoffs?


Spencer Hall [11:27 PM]:

That leg shake


Clay Wendler [11:26 PM]:


KeenanAllenFett [11:26 PM]:

The Portrait of Al Micheals as art critic


Thomas Holzerman [11:25 PM]:

so glad I don’t have epilepsy or that Million Second Quiz commercial would’ve sent me seizing like a motherfucker


Mark B [11:25 PM]:

Joe Fluko?


Nabae Asfar [11:25 PM]:

seriously though….Montee Ball


Thomas Holzerman [11:24 PM]:

that little girl in the BK commercial? Her name is Primanti Bros.


Stephen White [11:24 PM]:

@Mark Ennis three actually.


Oscar Gamble [11:24 PM]:

@Mark Ennis they’re learning?


Mark Ennis [11:24 PM]:

That’s two hits tonight on seam routes where the defender squared up with his shoulder, didn’t hit high, didn’t lead with the helmet.


BurritoBrosShits [11:24 PM]:

Boy if he got hit any harder his name would be El Paso Clark.


PFT Commenter [11:23 PM]:

i bet Goodell had a word with them “the players agree concussion’s are over. Aim. high.”


Ryan Van Bibber [11:23 PM]:

#CrunchCourse


Ryan Nanni [11:23 PM]:

Peace be with you, Dallas Clark.


Thomas Holzerman [11:23 PM]:

(yes I know it wasn’t a headshot)


Stephen White [11:23 PM]:

Dallas Clark gotta go home and be a family man.


Thomas Holzerman [11:23 PM]:

someone get Dallas Clark $170K STAT


PFT Commenter [11:23 PM]:

love how the refs are swalowing there flags tonight


vlad3217 [11:23 PM]:

welp, cancelling my waiver pickup of dallas clark


Luke Zimmermann [11:23 PM]:

Thank goodness the Ravens have healthy tight ends for days.


Mark Ennis [11:23 PM]:

Dallas Clark looked like the ball ejected from his head.


James Dator [11:22 PM]:

Dallas Clark down


Cheese Pudding [11:22 PM]:

What a hit


Stephen White [11:22 PM]:

DAAAAAAAAAMN


Nabae Asfar [11:22 PM]:

found caldwell as in the gif below


Stephen White [11:22 PM]:

@James Brady oh wait you said Denver, Peyton threw a deep ball to somebody I never heard of


Nabae Asfar [11:22 PM]:

started with a 3rd down conversion that should have been challenged by ravens, they wouldve won it and broncos would have punted but Peyton hurried the snap. demariuys then puts on a sick juke and takes off then peyton


Oscar Gamble [11:22 PM]:

@vlad3217 are you talking about me?


Stephen White [11:21 PM]:

@James Brady they didn’t, kicked a FG before halftime


KeenanAllenFett [11:21 PM]:

height fraud brock osweiler sighting


Ryan Van Bibber [11:21 PM]:

Manning how has 23 games with four TD passes. The same as Brett Favre!


Ryan Van Bibber [11:21 PM]:

3rd 10:28
Ravens 17
Broncos 28

James Brady [11:20 PM]:

jeebus


Cheese Pudding [11:20 PM]:

Peyton is going to pass for 40+ TDs this season.


BrodyLogan [11:19 PM]:

@Run Home Jack blocked an extra point once, felt amazing (it was JV, the dude just kicked the ball into my chest)


Clay Wendler [11:19 PM]:


Luke Zimmermann [11:19 PM]:

If your fantasy quarterback is Peyton Manning, congrats. But remember, the heat death of the universe looms ominously.


Ryan Nanni [11:19 PM]:

@Mark Ennis 21 last year, Mark.


James Brady [11:19 PM]:

wait how did Denver score to start the half? someone break it down for me I was occupied


PFT Commenter [11:18 PM]:

see usualy welker takes a knee @ the 1 there hes overthinking it on account of the muff-punt


Ryan Nanni [11:18 PM]:

John Fox is a Week 1 genius, and stop me if you’ve already read Flowers for Algernon.


KeenanAllenFett [11:17 PM]:

@TheSpecial1 strong post to screenname correlation


Stephen White [11:17 PM]:

Man that’s just unfair


Nabae Asfar [11:17 PM]:

welcome to Denver, Wes


Jordan Schoon [11:17 PM]:

GRITTY


vlad3217 [11:17 PM]:


Mark Ennis [11:17 PM]:

How many punts get blocked in the NFL per year? Has to be a minuscule amount, right?


Spencer Hall [11:17 PM]:

Denver just blocked a punt. Fortunately for Baltimore, 36 year old second year Broncos starter Peyton Manning has little experience in the redzone.


PFT Commenter [11:17 PM]:

love how they didnt take it rite in for the score- u need to milk this clock here


Nabae Asfar [11:16 PM]:

hahaha beautifuk


Ryan Nanni [11:16 PM]:

Blocking a punt has to hurt like hell, right? (Please note: I played tennis in high school.)


Chris Haines [11:16 PM]:

So the uh Broncos made some adjustments at half time


Stephen White [11:16 PM]:

@James Dator they could try them but screens arent as cure all when a team knows you don’t have many weapons.


vlad3217 [11:16 PM]:

@mattufford #hottakes


KeenanAllenFett [11:16 PM]:

roll damn vatech


Matt Ufford [11:16 PM]:

Suggestion to Ravens: …play better?


Luke Zimmermann [11:16 PM]:

Denver is up by 4 and yet it inexplicably feels like they’re up by about 24.


Mark Ennis [11:15 PM]:

BEAMER BALL


Rodger Sherman [11:15 PM]:

SPECIAL TEAAAAAAAAAAAAMS


vlad3217 [11:15 PM]:

so that evens out the dropped punt right?


Jordan Schoon [11:15 PM]:

Special teams are fun


Ryan Van Bibber [11:15 PM]:

MELTDOWN


Thomas Holzerman [11:15 PM]:

BEAMERBALL


Mark Ennis [11:15 PM]:

@Run Home Jack more like the Bleed Option.


James Dator [11:15 PM]:

Everything is going to hell for the Lazer Ravens


Thomas Holzerman [11:15 PM]:

“did you hooooold on (to Joe Flacco) for one more day, HOLD ON FOR ONE MORE DAY” Shaun “Wilson” Phillips


vlad3217 [11:15 PM]:

FULLBACK BACK?


Nabae Asfar [11:15 PM]:

Phillips!


Ryan Nanni [11:15 PM]:

The Greed Option – MY COLUMN:


Stephen White [11:15 PM]:

Yeah….


Mark Ennis [11:14 PM]:

@Luke Zimmermann Hi, Prisco!


James Dator [11:14 PM]:

@sgw94 You’d think they’d mitigate some of the issues with some screen plays to Rice.


vlad3217 [11:14 PM]:

haha not sure who controls the chat title, but well done


joshvc [11:14 PM]:

@James Dator Matt Prater Ruined Christmas. (Hawaii Bowl 2005)


Luke Zimmermann [11:14 PM]:

Spread principles and this gimmicky pistol and pistol read option nonsense’s day has come and gone. The rise of the fullback is upon us.


Jordan Schoon [11:14 PM]:

Doubt the Ravens are regretting bringing Vonta back


Thomas Holzerman [11:14 PM]:

Nate Irving turned his forcefield up to 11 on that one


Stephen White [11:13 PM]:

@Spencer Hall yeah but the defense still has to respect run…for now.


Oscar Gamble [11:13 PM]:

this is place is snazzy! Where can I get one for my blog?


James Dator [11:13 PM]:

I love Matt Prater. It’s like watching Nick Swardson in the NFL


Chris Haines [11:13 PM]:

@vlad3217 ah gotcha. Makes sense. We can fix that.


Nabae Asfar [11:12 PM]:

(lifetime bronco fan here, forgive all the emotions that may flow throughout this game)


Ryan Van Bibber [11:12 PM]:

@Lucas Jackson well done, sir. Well done.


Spencer Hall [11:12 PM]:

@sgw94 So they’ll have to pass every down, and…that’ll be pretty much what they’re doing now


PFT Commenter [11:12 PM]:

@Spencer Hall your right riley coopers going 2 catch way more then A touchdown


vlad3217 [11:12 PM]:

@Lucas Jackson pleasemister, just let me keep chatting


Chris Haines [11:12 PM]:

I forgot how much I hate commercials during the NFL season.


Nabae Asfar [11:12 PM]:

oh Peyton, how I love you so


Thomas Holzerman [11:12 PM]:

@Spencer Hall a fullbak scored the first NFL TD of the year, so anything’s possible in this work-a-day world!


Jordan Schoon [11:11 PM]:

Remember when Caldwell got mad on Twitter that Manning didn’t invite him to workouts? That was fun


Lucas Jackson [11:11 PM]:

it puts the http at the end, or else it gets the hose again.


vlad3217 [11:11 PM]:

@Chris Haines I didn’t throw in code, I copied the link but there was no http at the front. second attempt which included http worked


vlad3217 [11:10 PM]:

lesson learned: if you leave off the http from the link, it gets mad about images


Mark Ennis [11:10 PM]:

Tony George picks that pass off.


Stephen White [11:10 PM]:

Great body control to stay in bounds. Ravens playing catch up might look ugly. Real ugly.


Spencer Hall [11:10 PM]:

That’s the first Florida wide receiver to catch a touchdown this year. Maybe the only one.


Ryan Van Bibber [11:10 PM]:

@Run Home Jack yes


Chris Haines [11:10 PM]:

@vlad3217 no code needed, just drop the URL.


vlad3217 [11:10 PM]:

take 2


Ryan Nanni [11:09 PM]:

That’s RON ZOOK recruit Andre Caldwell, suckers.


Adam T. Schick [11:09 PM]:

@PFT Commenter definitely not elite


Stephen White [11:09 PM]:

Gotta take shots down the field.


vlad3217 [11:09 PM]:

WHAT WHERES MY IMAGE


Mark Ennis [11:09 PM]:

Easily Manning’s best throw of the night.


Ryan Van Bibber [11:09 PM]:

@Spencer Hall wait till Chip Kelly does that and the hot takes flow!


Thomas Holzerman [11:09 PM]:

DAT CATCH


Stephen White [11:09 PM]:

Got em coach


PFT Commenter [11:08 PM]:

great “swag” there dumbarius but maybe stay in bounds next time like a pro?


Luke Zimmermann [11:08 PM]:

Is Montee Ball still on the Broncos or…?


Ryan Van Bibber [11:08 PM]:

NBCEEIT


Thomas Holzerman [11:08 PM]:

how many butt-tonguing columns will be penned tomorrow about Manning snapping before Harbaugh could throw the flag?


Nabae Asfar [11:08 PM]:

#Peyton’d


vlad3217 [11:08 PM]:

i want to keep seeing that replay for the WHOOOOOOOOOOO


Mark Ennis [11:08 PM]:

Nice move to stick that foot in the ground.


Lucas Jackson [11:08 PM]:

D-Marry Us Thomas sick move


Spencer Hall [11:08 PM]:

Peyton is playing some vicious cheaty-smart old man football right now.


Nabae Asfar [11:07 PM]:

dat juke!


Stephen White [11:07 PM]:

Thomas freaked half the defense there lol


vlad3217 [11:07 PM]:

No way Flacco gets that snap off in time. Not elite enough.


Chris Haines [11:07 PM]:

Helluva juke there


Stephen White [11:07 PM]:

Now they are chipping him with the back.


James Dator [11:07 PM]:

@sgw94 What were you seeing out of him to foreshadow this?


Ryan Van Bibber [11:06 PM]:

Dumervil’s officially red hot now


Stephen White [11:06 PM]:

There goes Dumervil. Told you that dude was balling the whole first half. He will get another one too


Ryan Van Bibber [11:06 PM]:

@PFT Commenter haha, Alfie says he used to fall asleep at Jags practices


Lucas Jackson [11:06 PM]:

Jaguars?


PFT Commenter [11:05 PM]:

Michael Oherrated


James Dator [11:05 PM]:

Flacco’s YPA tonight is 6.1, he was worse than that in 5 games last year.


Nabae Asfar [11:05 PM]:

take a shot everytime collingsworth and Michaels remind you that julius is a former basketball player. oh, ur passed out already?


Papa thunder [11:05 PM]:

You know the cuteness is a defense mechanism. It keeps parents from throwing them on the roof.


PFT Commenter [11:05 PM]:


PFT Commenter [11:05 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber hubboch


Ryan Nanni [11:04 PM]:

@Mark Ennis That’s also how Will Muschamp wakes up.


Ryan Van Bibber [11:04 PM]:

@Mark Ennis aww


Mark Ennis [11:04 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber My daughter is just short of 18 months old which means waking up consists of yelling “HEY ELMO HEY ELMO” until someone comes and gets her.


Ryan Van Bibber [11:03 PM]:

@PFT Commenter hahaha, who was it?


Papa thunder [11:03 PM]:

Geez I feel kinda bad I don’t go to work till noon.


Ryan Van Bibber [11:02 PM]:

@Mark Ennis i hear ya there. my son will be up at 6, playing quietly which means jumping off the bed and digging through a box of legos


PFT Commenter [11:02 PM]:

some jabroney from the NY post RTd me now ive got to convince a whole new group of knowladgeable NFL fnas that Flacco MIGHT not be elite we dont know for sure


Mark Ennis [11:01 PM]:

My daughter will wake up exactly 8 hours from now. #TeamNoSleep


Thomas Holzerman [11:01 PM]:

@BurritoBrosShits yup! I wanna go this year, but thankfully, either 2015 or ’16 will be in Philly


Ryan Van Bibber [11:00 PM]:

@sgw94 yeah. I’ve seen the Rams make that mistake over and over .. gets them killed on play actions too


Brian Floyd [11:00 PM]:

11 pm and we’re at halftime. East coast living is rough


PFT Commenter [11:00 PM]:

@Thomas Holzerman i call it jonestown becuz it makes his followers want 2 kill themselves


BurritoBrosShits [11:00 PM]:

@Thomas Holzerman Next one is in New Orleans. I’m totally going


Stephen White [10:59 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber yes. Instead they kind of just chopped their feet in place looking at the QB


Thomas Holzerman [10:59 PM]:

JerryWorld isn’t really JerryWorld until it hosts WrestleMania, preferably with Daniel Bryan jumping on Brock LEsnar from the oversized screen above the 50


Thomas Holzerman [10:58 PM]:

@mattufford he’s certainly the only one pious enough to dole out judgment amirite


Ryan Nanni [10:57 PM]:

@Spencer Hall Holding in farts.


PFT Commenter [10:57 PM]:

good 2 see tony giving his to cents about a QB who hasnt been under inditement in the past 18 months


Spencer Hall [10:57 PM]:

Rodney Harrison looks like he’s standing for the anthem when someone else is talking


Matt Ufford [10:56 PM]:

#TonyDungy4GhostRider


She Blinded Me With Violence [10:56 PM]:

@Jason Kirk WHO DAT? “Turn the binoculars around, coach.” Oh, thanks.


Thomas Holzerman [10:55 PM]:

aw man, I kinda wished at least one of those three goobers kept their parasol


Ryan Van Bibber [10:55 PM]:

Ozzie Newsome takes his pen for a little ear dig

Don't worry, Ozzie, you're probably not on national TV.


Jason Kirk [10:55 PM]:


Ryan Van Bibber [10:54 PM]:

@sgw94 so the LBs would have had that part of the field?


Matt Ufford [10:54 PM]:

Lip-reading 101 http://instagram.com/p/d5yDriNcgy/ via @JimmyTraina


Stephen White [10:53 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber on the Brown catch they appear to be playing either 2 or quarters coverage, Im thinking 2 but the underneath coverage ie linebackers didnt get any depth so the bang 8 was open


PFT Commenter [10:53 PM]:

time for a nother patented Joe Flacco halftime motivating speec


Chris Haines [10:51 PM]:

Oh man, Al Michaels taking about how John Elway saw some things with binoculars at his eyes is high comedy.


Nabae Asfar [10:51 PM]:

elway accidentally picked up tyrian lannisters binoculars


Ryan Van Bibber [10:51 PM]:

Half
Ravens 17
Broncos 14

Megatongue [10:50 PM]:

Dallas must have caught that Rhabdomyolysis finally


Adam Wiseman [10:50 PM]:

@sgw94 Nah Peyton made him look that good


James Dator [10:50 PM]:

@sgw94 Unbelievable back in the day.


Stephen White [10:49 PM]:

Still decent but man he used to be a matchup nightmare


Chris Haines [10:49 PM]:

Oh man, Dallas Clark flat dropped that.


Stephen White [10:49 PM]:

Dallas Clark fell off soooooo fast


Mark Ennis [10:49 PM]:

They spend five minutes praising the coverage and Clark just dropped it.


James Dator [10:49 PM]:

I’m starting to think Dallas Clark might not have it any more you guys. Just a hunch


agbaby [10:49 PM]:

DaLOLas Clark


Mike Prada [10:49 PM]:

flacco face dot gif


Jordan Schoon [10:49 PM]:

So we’re skipping halftime because of the delay, right?


Jason Kirk [10:49 PM]:

@Run Home Jack BALL SO HARD MAVIS BEACON TRYNA FIND ME


Spencer Hall [10:48 PM]:

@Clay Wendler YES


Thomas Holzerman [10:48 PM]:

@Clay Wendler kinda like no one had any idea what Hacksaw Jim Duggan ever did


Ryan Nanni [10:48 PM]:

Joe Flacco is on track to throw 58 passes, because nothing is real OOOOOooOoOOOooOO


Clay Wendler [10:48 PM]:

speculation: stephen J cannell productions tribute?


Matt Ufford [10:48 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Um, SBHU is OLD SCHOOL, OBVIOUSLY.


Clay Wendler [10:48 PM]:


Clay Wendler [10:48 PM]:

what is this


Ryan Van Bibber [10:48 PM]:

you guys, Suggs is obviously a Stephen J. Cannell fan


Ryan Nanni [10:48 PM]:

@Jason Kirk It ain’t TRACKBALL so hard.


Jason Kirk [10:47 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber They ain’t got computers at BSHU?


Stephen White [10:47 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber gotta rewind it when the drive is done.


Ryan Nanni [10:47 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber hipster.


Nabae Asfar [10:47 PM]:

in the war room today I said “I feel like Julius Thomas is gonna break out.this year. hes gonna be that guy.this year that everyone’s hurrying up to.claim.off the wire”


Ryan Van Bibber [10:46 PM]:

Suggs is typing then ripping out the paper on his sack dance


Spencer Hall [10:46 PM]:


Stephen White [10:46 PM]:

Oh hai they remembered Ray Rice plays for them.


Matt Ufford [10:46 PM]:

@TheSpecial1 Fantasy is a cruel mistress.


Stephen White [10:46 PM]:

They’ve been blitzing all game Collingsworth. Their one sack came on a four man rush. Ugh


Megatongue [10:45 PM]:

@TheSpecial1 #B1G


Stephen White [10:45 PM]:

That was just good defense


Chris Haines [10:44 PM]:

That delay is really limiting the chances that I make it all the way through this game.


Nabae Asfar [10:44 PM]:

so I pick up Julius Thomas, days ago mind you, but benched him because Vernon Davis is my starter. but my flex…..my flex is Montee Ball.


Matt Watson [10:44 PM]:

Collinsworth is like the mean, rich guy in ever 80s high school movie


Stephen White [10:44 PM]:

Harris is the last guy you want cramping up before halftime. I’m mystified that Marlon Brown is balling on this Broncos defense though.


Ryan Van Bibber [10:44 PM]:

@James Dator they let Cam Cameron call plays for the first half, part of his deal when he got fired


Chris Haines [10:43 PM]:

@Spencer Hall he is so smug


Megatongue [10:43 PM]:

“cramp”


joshvc [10:43 PM]:

@James Dator You see what they’re paying Flacco? I’d make him throw till his arm fell off too


Spencer Hall [10:43 PM]:

Collinsworth missed a call on that third down because he was busy stuffing $100 bills into his pockets: http://deadspin.com/5357994/cris-collinsworth-likes-his-ladies-very-young-and-extremely-stupid


N2theBlue [10:43 PM]:

@James Dator Caldwell


Megatongue [10:43 PM]:

go dwags


Ryan Van Bibber [10:42 PM]:

@sgw94 what the heck happened there, on the Brown catch?


James Dator [10:42 PM]:

I don’t understand this Baltimore playcalling. Flacco has 23 attempts, Rice with just 8 carries.


Ryan Van Bibber [10:42 PM]:

@PFT Commenter roll tide


BurritoBrosShits [10:41 PM]:

The Jaguars were in talks to get Newsome. :(


Ryan Nanni [10:41 PM]:

@Clay Wendler dude loved Behind The Candelabra


PFT Commenter [10:41 PM]:

back in the day in alabama cotton was presious so youd use Qtips as pens and no one coud write so you used quills as earwashers if u guys knew anything about histroy


Ryan Van Bibber [10:41 PM]:

@sgw94 lol


Stephen White [10:40 PM]:

Also, get off my lawn!


Stephen White [10:40 PM]:

Its third down and the commentators were just yada yada yadaing it. Why can’t the focus be what’s happening on the field these days?!?


Ryan Van Bibber [10:40 PM]:

Ozzie HOF ear cleaning coming


Thomas Holzerman [10:40 PM]:

fuck it, I wanna see a team hire Ozzy Osbourne as general manager


Jordan Schoon [10:40 PM]:

Dumervil’s fax didn’t screw up, it showed up at Ole Miss just like Freeze planned


Clay Wendler [10:40 PM]:

terrell suggs sack dance was…him playing a piano?


Ryan Nanni [10:39 PM]:

And Ozzie Newsome’s alma mater? ALABAMA ROLLLL TIDE


Ryan Van Bibber [10:39 PM]:

@BurritoBrosShits he’s on the Karen Carpenter diet plan


Jason Kirk [10:39 PM]:

Ozzie Newsome taking a Bic pen to his ear dot gif


Mark Ennis [10:39 PM]:

Ozzie Newsome sticking a pen in his ear on national tv


west coast celtic [10:39 PM]:

testing 1-2 testing 1-2


BurritoBrosShits [10:38 PM]:

Collinsworth is Woody skinny


Stephen White [10:38 PM]:

See! LOL


vlad3217 [10:38 PM]:

@Run Home Jack does this mean it’s time to row the boat? or just twerk it? I don’t remember all the rules.


Stephen White [10:38 PM]:

Run the ball Ravens. Seriously. It won’t bite.


Ryan Van Bibber [10:37 PM]:

Jason Garrett could have been the Ravens HC? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Mark B [10:37 PM]:

Close game though


Ryan Nanni [10:37 PM]:

Wait, why are they playing WMU’s 3rd down song?


PFT Commenter [10:36 PM]:

@mattufford do u think Michelle beadle would like me I like her


Ryan Van Bibber [10:36 PM]:

there’s Dumervil


Stephen White [10:36 PM]:

Suggs finally takes Peyton down but Im telling you that OLine is catching hell all over the place now.


James Dator [10:36 PM]:

Heck of a week for Julius Thomas. Arrested a week ago, two TDs tonight . http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000238675/article/broncos-julius-thomas-arrested-for-missed-court-date


Thomas Holzerman [10:36 PM]:

HACKSAW Terrell Suggs with the picture perfect Toyota Roll


Megatongue [10:36 PM]:


Thomas Holzerman [10:35 PM]:

@mattufford was right, Beadle did get it RTed onto her timeline/mentions


Kim McCauley [10:35 PM]:

If these are two Super Bowl favorites, I am rapidly losing interest in this sport.


Ryan Nanni [10:35 PM]:

I wonder if that dude from Police Academy ever regrets not becoming a QB. Imagine the hard counts!


Thomas Holzerman [10:35 PM]:


Stephen White [10:35 PM]:

Here comes the pointing lol


Ryan Van Bibber [10:34 PM]:

Manning wanted a call on Suggs


vlad3217 [10:34 PM]:

@James Dator First game for teh refs too, still working the kinks out.


James Dator [10:33 PM]:

Harbaugh just wins. Super Bowls, challenges, the world is his oyster


James Dator [10:33 PM]:

@sgw94 Yeah, really. Several questionable calls tonight


drquuxum [10:32 PM]:

Unless you’re Hochuli, in which case on the 3rd penalty he just turns green and his shirt disintegrates.


Stephen White [10:32 PM]:

@Thomas Holzerman much appreciated!


Megatongue [10:31 PM]:

“Great throw”- Greg Davis


Stephen White [10:31 PM]:

How do they not see that ball kick up dirt?


BurritoBrosShits [10:31 PM]:

Manning is getting hit on almost every throw


Stephen White [10:31 PM]:

Ravens offense is about to be a mess with these injuries


drquuxum [10:31 PM]:

Remember, the first penalty is with the flag. Second is the hat. Third are the snap pants.


Spencer Hall [10:31 PM]:

@sgw94 “Dammit, Golden Corral just got me!”


James Dator [10:30 PM]:

Trinton Holliday looked like a crash test dummy


Stephen White [10:30 PM]:

@Spencer Hall I promise you when he turned on the jets that corner said “Oh sh*t” lol


Thomas Holzerman [10:30 PM]:

Usually come to SB Nation for dumb jokes and irreverent takes, but I really appreciate having @sgw94 droppin’ NFL experience in here tonight, no sarcasm


Spencer Hall [10:30 PM]:

Albert McClellan just knocked a poor fifth grader into the Broncos’ bench for a personal foul. (Trindon Halliday, Metarie Middle Bobcats)


PFT Commenter [10:30 PM]:

listen 2 this guy i want to buy The Bible on tape w/ his voice


Megatongue [10:29 PM]:

JAmes Harrisson was just fined 50K


vlad3217 [10:29 PM]:

That’s close to a late hit, but I’m pretty sure he was still in bounds when they got him.


Jason Kirk [10:29 PM]:

That hit wasn’t late, it was weather-delayed!


Stephen White [10:29 PM]:

Stooooopid penalty man.


Stephen White [10:29 PM]:

Robert Ayers Tennesse guy with the sack. Now a better blitz almost gets to Flacco and forces the incompleion on 3rd and long.


Jordan Schoon [10:28 PM]:

@mattufford taken in my league too. I thought waivers started when the first game starts


Ryan Van Bibber [10:28 PM]:

@James Brady then he shoved it in his face


Megatongue [10:28 PM]:

gif of that plz


joshvc [10:28 PM]:

Just put in waiver claims for him in all my leagues. Some will be monday, one is tomorrow.


Mike Prada [10:28 PM]:

@mattufford our commish doesn’t put waivers on, it’s dumb


James Brady [10:27 PM]:

You guys think that ball boy just caught that punt and thought “I did something Wes Welker couldn’t … badass.”


Mark Ennis [10:27 PM]:

“Hey come sack me. Stop running and sack me!”


Matt Ufford [10:27 PM]:

@Mike Prada Seriously? Players in this game should be off-limits until the waiver wire opens after Monday’s games.


Stephen White [10:27 PM]:

@Mark Ennis cov 3 I think.


Mike Prada [10:27 PM]:

@PFT Commenter javale as a tight end would be awesome


Spencer Hall [10:26 PM]:

@sgw94 The classic fast but fat dude move!


Mike Prada [10:26 PM]:

and … yup, someone just picked up julius thomas in my fantasy league


PFT Commenter [10:26 PM]:

@Run Home Jack Javele McGee 2 the Jets


Papa thunder [10:25 PM]:

How are you gonna arm tackle a guy that has you by 6 inches and 30 lbs.


Ryan Van Bibber [10:25 PM]:

@sgw94 that was some quality stuff there


James Brady [10:24 PM]:

lol THEY STUDIED THE PLAY ACTION THIS OFFSEASON, GUYS


Spilly [10:24 PM]:

#goafc


Stephen White [10:24 PM]:

Ah man he gave the slot corner the okey doke. Came out slow then turned on the jets lol


Mike Prada [10:24 PM]:

oh man he missed the reverse dunk


Mark Ennis [10:24 PM]:

Thet get the Ravens in Cover 2 again?


Ryan Nanni [10:24 PM]:

I hope the basketball players-as-tight ends trend leads to leading Dallas Cowboys receiver Nene.


Matt Ufford [10:23 PM]:

I’m just an idiot who doesn’t watch much film, but Julius Thomas looks WAYYYYYY better than Jacob Tamme EVER has.


Mike Prada [10:23 PM]:

some bad tackling on that drive


Stephen White [10:23 PM]:

Peyton is sending Julius Thomas to the Pro Bowl lol


Jordan Schoon [10:23 PM]:

@Mike Prada and dropped Montee Ball


James Dator [10:23 PM]:

John Fox always looks like he’s clapping sarcastically


PFT Commenter [10:23 PM]:

Orange Julius


Jason Kirk [10:23 PM]:

Do you wish your name was Julius and you played for an orange team? Who wouldn’t


Mike Prada [10:22 PM]:

by now, someone in your fantasy league has already picked up julius thomas


Thomas Holzerman [10:22 PM]:

bullshit, I saw the same play in Man City vs. Hull last weekend and they didn’t even give them a free kick


Stephen White [10:22 PM]:

Yeah that was a lil too much Decker


BrodyLogan [10:22 PM]:

I prefer Jackeé Ball


Ryan Van Bibber [10:22 PM]:

2nd quarter, 5:57
Ravens 14
Broncos 7

josejose50 [10:21 PM]:

@PFT Commenter Oakland


PFT Commenter [10:21 PM]:

I call him “Monee Ball” because hes so slow he obvisly overvalues walks


Mark Ennis [10:21 PM]:

Manning didn’t get a thing on that throw.


Clay Wendler [10:21 PM]:

wobblewobblewobble


PFT Commenter [10:21 PM]:

wheres Monee Ball?


Stephen White [10:21 PM]:

Suggs just needs some syrup


James Brady [10:20 PM]:

Should just officially give plays star ratings for gifs if fair use is an issue. Reviews are always fair game. “This play gets five stars …”


Jason Kirk [10:20 PM]:

Denver’s code for that shift was “shift.” I’d get out there and call “go get some points,” how bout you guys


hasorey [10:20 PM]:

whoa saw you guys put captions on nfl gifs. is this a fair use thing


Spencer Hall [10:19 PM]:

BREAKING: Almost two quarters into the NFL season and Peyton Manning has not run the zone read once. #deadgimmick


Stephen White [10:19 PM]:

He just tossing guys around


vlad3217 [10:19 PM]:

does a comment turn green with 5 recs, same as articles?


drquuxum [10:19 PM]:

If Al is going to talk about Denver places of interest, I wanna hear him talk about Denver Int’l Airport. That place is creepy as hell.


Torreys Tacos [10:19 PM]:

It is officially “death to all things orange and blue night” for this A’s/Ravens fan.


Ryan Van Bibber [10:19 PM]:

Oher has a right ankle sprain. Questionable to return. Is DEnver still going to blitz as muhc?


Stephen White [10:19 PM]:

Ngata the forgotten man making a play


Thomas Holzerman [10:19 PM]:

Michael Oher to be replaced by Quinton Aaron


Ryan Nanni [10:19 PM]:

I guess you could say Mike Oher got hit…from his blind s(yanked offstage)


Matt Watson [10:19 PM]:

Jacoby Jones shaken up on punt return, leaves game

Jacoby Jones left Thursday's game between the Broncos and the Ravens after suffering a knee injury on a punt return ... after his own teammate tackled him.


She Blinded Me With Violence [10:19 PM]:

I think falling down around linemen’s ankles should be an automatic ejection.


Brian Floyd [10:18 PM]:

@PFT Commenter you have rex ryan’s attention


PFT Commenter [10:18 PM]:

5280 feet or “a million bret farves”


Stephen White [10:18 PM]:

Ouch


Thomas Holzerman [10:18 PM]:

love kickoffs in the NFL nowadays don’t you guys?


vlad3217 [10:17 PM]:

With all those coins, you’d think they’d be able to buy a better punt returner


Matt Ufford [10:17 PM]:

[Denver Mint B-roll] [falls asleep]


James Dator [10:17 PM]:

Is Roger going to pay the settlement in quarters? What a dick move


PFT Commenter [10:17 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber Ol’ SPF 83 probly had some dirt under his nails he’ll wipe it of and come back grittier


Jordan Schoon [10:16 PM]:

Buy Nike shoes, everyone


James Brady [10:16 PM]:

@mattufford Because you’re worrid or you just like to share?


Thomas Holzerman [10:16 PM]:

@vlad3217 GET IM RAWR


Ryan Van Bibber [10:16 PM]:

@drquuxum Elway’s a chain smoker. I’ve seen it


BrodyLogan [10:16 PM]:

Diddy is the new Lil Penny


BurritoBrosShits [10:16 PM]:

Meanwhile, in Jacksonville:


vlad3217 [10:16 PM]:

@Thomas Holzerman northwestern fan spotted


Matt Ufford [10:16 PM]:

If this game was was nothing but Joe Flacco and Wes Welker turning the ball over again and again, I’d have to call the doctor about my erection lasting longer than four hours.


Megatongue [10:16 PM]:

#B1G legend


joshvc [10:16 PM]:

So was sending Welker out there to field a punt some kind of hazing?


Ryan Van Bibber [10:15 PM]:

@PFT Commenter uh oh, is welker less scrappy now or more scrappy?


Thomas Holzerman [10:15 PM]:

“Gimme Shelter” playing? is Marty Scorsese directing this game?


James Brady [10:15 PM]:

NBC Sports has a boxscore up top … and it’s like thirty seconds ahead of the stream. So it said 13-7 while my stream was still showing the play.


Spencer Hall [10:15 PM]:

That poor defender who was the sole dude on an island one on one with Rice, and then watching him dance over you.


Thomas Holzerman [10:15 PM]:

@vlad3217 spikes an abacus TAKE THAT NERDZ


Mark Ennis [10:15 PM]:

Leach sent that guy flying.


drquuxum [10:14 PM]:

Dear John Fox, quit driving me to drink. My staff do that well enough. Signed, John Elway


Torreys Tacos [10:14 PM]:

WUAOOOOO


Papa thunder [10:14 PM]:

See you have to do what Tampa did. Get an ex head coach to do just special teams. Now about everything else Tampa has done.


Stephen White [10:14 PM]:

Too easy. No force on the edge


vlad3217 [10:14 PM]:

@Thomas Holzerman #B1G strategy discovered.


vlad3217 [10:14 PM]:

I really love the “it’s ok buddy” helmet pat. No. It’s not ok.


Ryan Van Bibber [10:14 PM]:

this is getting downright wacky


Matt Ufford [10:14 PM]:

MESS WELKER


Thomas Holzerman [10:13 PM]:

that’s why you punt the ball amirite guise guise guise


Chris Haines [10:13 PM]:

Welkah woulda nevah made that mistake in New England


BurritoBrosShits [10:13 PM]:

more like not-so-special teams am I right?


BrodyLogan [10:13 PM]:

GREAT LOCKER ROOM FUMBLE


Jordan Schoon [10:13 PM]:

Look, GRIT isn’t for punt returners


Mike Prada [10:13 PM]:

welper


Ryan Nanni [10:13 PM]:

SHUT UP THEY DON’T HAVE PUNTS IN THE GYM.”


Megatongue [10:13 PM]:

GRITTAH MUFF


Spilly [10:13 PM]:

megawelp


Mark Ennis [10:13 PM]:

Gritty fumble.


drquuxum [10:13 PM]:

NO NO NO NO


PFT Commenter [10:13 PM]:

Welker does it all return punts, peoples wallets he finds,,everything


Torreys Tacos [10:13 PM]:

YES


BurritoBrosShits [10:13 PM]:

The Ravens were so sure that Flacco was the QB of the future that they let John Brantley go.


Ryan Nanni [10:13 PM]:

Some really awesome special teaming tonight!


Stephen White [10:13 PM]:

Wowwwwwwww


James Dator [10:13 PM]:

… wow


Ryan Van Bibber [10:13 PM]:

Oh. My. God.


Spencer Hall [10:13 PM]:

@Thomas Holzerman Roll cold-blooded egg-layin’ tide


Jordan Schoon [10:13 PM]:

Just your weekly reminder that Merril Hodge ranked Flacco as the best quarterback in the NFL


David Roth [10:12 PM]:

@Spencer Hall Bronk, The Plush Horse With A First Down Marker As A Penis.


Stephen White [10:12 PM]:

Oh hey somebody figured out the Ravens have to rely on Marlon Friggin Brown in 3 WR sets now.


Kim McCauley [10:12 PM]:

The vitriol everyone feels towards Joe Flacco is amazing and wonderful


Ryan Van Bibber [10:12 PM]:

just keep taking the deep shots, Joe. Bound to get one sooner or later!


Thomas Holzerman [10:12 PM]:

@Spencer Hall Florida plays Saturday at 12 roll tide pawl


Spencer Hall [10:11 PM]:

I had the meanest desire to see Joe Flacco pay for all the success he had last year by making ZERO completions this year.


Mark Ennis [10:11 PM]:

Was so happy to see Derek Wolfe leave Cincinnati for the NFl.


James Dator [10:11 PM]:

Surely Denver have to understand these blitzes leave Ray Rice open to pick them apart… right?


She Blinded Me With Violence [10:11 PM]:

@Spencer Hall Hung like a horse.


David Roth [10:11 PM]:

@BurritoBrosShits What were the circumstances? I guess what I’m asking is: was he being escorted out of a Buffalo Wild Wings?


Clay Wendler [10:11 PM]:

Soon.


Ryan Nanni [10:11 PM]:

dammit who let him in here.


James Brady [10:11 PM]:

that gif = new live wallpaper for phone


Spencer Hall [10:10 PM]:

Did you see this?


Spencer Hall [10:10 PM]:

Hello NFL fan


Matt Ufford [10:10 PM]:

@BurritoBrosShits So have I. Most Sundays.


BurritoBrosShits [10:10 PM]:

Total toolbag


Ryan Nanni [10:10 PM]:

@BurritoBrosShits And probably vice versa.


PFT Commenter [10:10 PM]:

@Brian Floyd i know peyton loves TEs but questionable move 2 bring Schiancoe in IMO


Stephen White [10:10 PM]:

Should’ve been off on 3rd and forever but a dude with a 90s number jersey wanted to go for the int.


Matt Ufford [10:10 PM]:

Note to Collinsworth: rocket launchers are notoriously inaccurate, so yes, I agree: Joe Flacco is one.


BurritoBrosShits [10:10 PM]:

I’ve seen Jack Del Rio drunk.


N2theBlue [10:09 PM]:

Rio*


N2theBlue [10:09 PM]:

@sgw94 jack del rip


Megatongue [10:09 PM]:

@Brian Floyd That horse could play footbaw #arguewithadam_jacobi


Ryan Nanni [10:09 PM]:

ok, i have to type something just to get that gif off the top, floyd.


Brian Floyd [10:09 PM]:


Stephen White [10:08 PM]:

You see how slow and not effective that blitz was? No idea why they keep doing it.


Megatongue [10:08 PM]:

thats the grit the ravens need


Papa thunder [10:08 PM]:

That was supposed to be one more season of dancing with the stars.


Ryan Nanni [10:08 PM]:

NOT GREAT, DENVER.


Mark Ennis [10:08 PM]:

How was that not picked off??


Papa thunder [10:08 PM]:

Poor Jacoby Jones. One more season of Dan


Stephen White [10:08 PM]:

Dummy make the tackle!


James Dator [10:08 PM]:

Flacco got very lucky there


Jason Kirk [10:08 PM]:

ELITE


Mike Prada [10:08 PM]:

look at floyd stealing my joke


Mike Prada [10:08 PM]:


N2theBlue [10:08 PM]:

Gonna be nice to have another good x & o guy to read along with @smartfootball


drquuxum [10:07 PM]:

@BurritoBrosShits That being said, you’re still correct.


Stephen White [10:07 PM]:

3rd and long and big mo has shifted.


Kim McCauley [10:07 PM]:

That was not a difficult throw, Flacco.


drquuxum [10:07 PM]:

@BurritoBrosShits The first two were handed down from my grandmother. The third & current (2010) was all me.


Mark Ennis [10:07 PM]:

Damn, a right knee sprain from a hit from his own guy.


Spilly [10:06 PM]:

New idea, in Denver, kickoffs occur outside of the stadium and float into it.


PFT Commenter [10:06 PM]:

@BrodyLogan never stole a car,,great lockeroom guy


Panamahuh [10:06 PM]:

It takes twice as long to boil an egg in denver bet you didnt know tht


Stephen White [10:06 PM]:

That was a nice route combo. It was a fake WR screen/Slot WR deep ball/Jerk route by TE. If you gave some DCs that play drawn up on a whiteboard they might not be able to tell you how to defend it other than “Rush has to get there.”


BurritoBrosShits [10:06 PM]:

@drquuxum you must be the most boring person in the world if you’ve bought three of those.


Megatongue [10:05 PM]:

No wonder why sparty can’t score, they’re dancing in the huddle.


drquuxum [10:05 PM]:

I’ve had three Corollas. And I’m pissed they skipped the ’96.


Jason Kirk [10:05 PM]:


BrodyLogan [10:05 PM]:

“’Great effort guy. He never takes a play off. Gym rat.’ Collinsworth is running out of secret racist things to say about Wes Welker


Kim McCauley [10:05 PM]:

@mattufford He gets up off the ground about as quickly and nimbly as TNA-era Hulk Hogan


PFT Commenter [10:04 PM]:

i call that route THe Velvet Underground cuz its right where Lewis and Reed use to patrol


Matt Watson [10:04 PM]:

One Raven decks another on a fair catch

SAME TEAM!


Stephen White [10:04 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber sorta. But it’s not like Flacco threw that ball under duress lol


vlad3217 [10:04 PM]:

@mattufford He’s basically a turtle with a great arm


drquuxum [10:04 PM]:

@Brian Floyd Lofty GIF. /saves for Thanksgiving


Matt Ufford [10:03 PM]:

FOOTBALL TRIVIA: Peyton Manning cannot get off the ground without help.


Megatongue [10:03 PM]:

THE GLOVE


Mark B [10:03 PM]:

Thomas made up for some mistakes there


James Brady [10:03 PM]:

I love a ref that helps the player up. Good guy ref.


Stephen White [10:03 PM]:

Canty with a nice inside swim move


James Dator [10:03 PM]:

I just saw a ref help up Peyton, didn’t i?


Mark Ennis [10:03 PM]:

Manning threw that with a guy busting him in the ribs.


Ryan Van Bibber [10:03 PM]:

@sgw94 so the blitz finally pays off … kind of


Stephen White [10:02 PM]:

Peyton got hit but delivered the TD


coolguyJB [10:02 PM]:

Collinsworth and the art of explaining everything


PFT Commenter [10:02 PM]:

thats why Andrew Luck through so many picks lastyear w/ his nice ball, RG3s balls would bounce right of the DBs hands so= no INTs


Brian Floyd [10:02 PM]:


BurritoBrosShits [10:02 PM]:

I bet John Fox and Jack Del Rio have some riveting conversations.


Papa thunder [10:02 PM]:

That was a nice undercut. Completely baited Flacco into that throw.


Ryan Van Bibber [10:02 PM]:

Elite ‘Elite’ jokes, guys


Jordan Schoon [10:01 PM]:

Chris Harris is very underrated


Andy Hutchins [10:01 PM]:

Expert jersey tug from Harris.


Stephen White [10:01 PM]:

That was another delayed slow blitz but this time Harris just makes a play on the ball.


PFT Commenter [10:01 PM]:

THats a Elite throw right there,, such a nice tight spiral it just about couldnt help stick right in his paw’s there


Jim Bankoff [10:01 PM]:

All that money ruined Flacco


Kim McCauley [10:01 PM]:

That was such an elite pick


Megatongue [10:01 PM]:

ELITECEPTION


She Blinded Me With Violence [10:01 PM]:

Maybe it’s time for the Ravens to go to the Wing-T.


Mark Ennis [10:01 PM]:

Wow, what a diving pick!


coolguyJB [10:01 PM]:

typical Flacco


Stephen White [10:01 PM]:

Welp


Thomas Holzerman [10:01 PM]:

ELITE THROW


Rodger Sherman [10:01 PM]:

ELITE


Brian Floyd [10:01 PM]:

ELITE


josejose50 [10:01 PM]:

@Run Home Jack oh to hear ron cherry have to explain that one


Matt Ufford [10:00 PM]:

I don’t even like the Ravens, but that sucks. Hope Jones is okay.


Ryan Nanni [10:00 PM]:

I can’t even imagine what SEC refs would have done on that punt. Probably call double dribble.


Stephen White [10:00 PM]:

Wait, Jacoby is hurt now? Uh oh. Only 3 available WRs left that are active.


Rodger Sherman [10:00 PM]:

a special teams hit, mind you


BurritoBrosShits [10:00 PM]:

Hey, that Micheal J. Fox sounds good. Shaky start, but steadied out towards the end.


Rodger Sherman [9:59 PM]:

trawick (UDFA who nailed jacoby jones) got fined $21,000 for a hit in preseason http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/ravens/ravens-insider/bal-ravens-rookie-brynden-trawick-fined-21000-by-nfl-appealing-punishment-20130831,0,6549082.story


Ryan Van Bibber [9:59 PM]:

@Mike Prada solid work on that one


Thomas Holzerman [9:59 PM]:

hey guys, why didn’t anyone tell me Thor was gonna be an open-wheel racer in the sequel? and it’s directed by Ron Howard?


coolguyJB [9:59 PM]:

john harbaugh just death stared that guy


Mike Prada [9:58 PM]:

bruce arians would cut that guy in front of the entire stadium


Stephen White [9:58 PM]:

Yeah Dumervil is starting to get warmed up off the right side. Keep an eye on that because he almost got Peyton


Mark B [9:58 PM]:

That hurt


drquuxum [9:58 PM]:

GIFS, QUICK


Papa thunder [9:58 PM]:

Wow! That had to hurt.


Jordan Schoon [9:58 PM]:

HES ON YOUR TEAM


PFT Commenter [9:58 PM]:

theres such a thing as hotdogging it and running to fast


Torreys Tacos [9:57 PM]:

welp


josejose50 [9:57 PM]:

Wow that was awesome… hope theyre okay though


Ryan Van Bibber [9:57 PM]:


PFT Commenter [9:57 PM]:

Classic Dumbarius Thomas outruning his route and almost causing a INT


Spilly [9:57 PM]:

haahahaha


drquuxum [9:57 PM]:

LITERAL ROFL


Brian Floyd [9:57 PM]:

FRIENDLY FIRE


Thomas Holzerman [9:57 PM]:

LOLvens


Matt Ufford [9:57 PM]:

lolololololololol


Mike Prada [9:57 PM]:

hahahahahaha


David Roth [9:57 PM]:

@Run Home Jack I saw a rat go down the stairs on the subway once. Local to express at 86th Street. I think you’re underestimating their dedication to cardio.


Megatongue [9:57 PM]:

if he wur a gym rat he would hav caught that.


Torreys Tacos [9:57 PM]:

Nice play Daryl!


Stephen White [9:56 PM]:

What was that?!


PFT Commenter [9:56 PM]:

they shoud hire this ref to do DVD extras for Duck Dynasty just kind of as a little gag


Stephen White [9:56 PM]:

Somebody had a great jump off the ball at right end on that last 3rd down play but Clady just pushed him by.


BurritoBrosShits [9:56 PM]:

THEY JUST MENTIONED JACKSONVILLE. RIP MY TV


Megatongue [9:55 PM]:

Did he grab welkah’s dick?


Torreys Tacos [9:55 PM]:

Wonderful call


Jordan Schoon [9:55 PM]:

Manning is soo great at moving around in the pocket


Matt Ufford [9:55 PM]:

“Illegal contact, covering Wes Welker.”


Ryan Van Bibber [9:55 PM]:

@Mark Ennis gotcha. I have recurring nightmares about the Rams forcing bubble screen after bubble screen on Tavon Austin


BurritoBrosShits [9:54 PM]:

JDR’s kid is the 3rd string QB at Alabama. My dream is for him to get the starting job and throw a million INTs


Ryan Nanni [9:54 PM]:

Why did we decide the animal comparison was “gym rat?” Rats can’t even do a proper dip, bro.


Jim Bankoff [9:54 PM]:

NEVER A MINUTE OFF EVER


Stephen White [9:54 PM]:

I didn’t see a PI.


Mark Ennis [9:54 PM]:

gritty penalty there


Thomas Holzerman [9:54 PM]:

the devil reads Prada


Chris Haines [9:54 PM]:

@Jim Bankoff NEVER TAKES A MINUTE OF A PLAY OOF EVER


PFT Commenter [9:54 PM]:

a nother white broncos WR name= Arian Roster


chuckycrater [9:54 PM]:

/runs Moreno for no gain


James Dator [9:54 PM]:

John Fox and terrible draw plays are giving me bad flashbacks


chuckycrater [9:54 PM]:

/runs Moreno for 1 yards


Matt Watson [9:54 PM]:

I think Prada is selling Amway


chuckycrater [9:54 PM]:

/runs Moreno for 1 yards


Jim Bankoff [9:54 PM]:

HE LOVES TO WORK


Megatongue [9:53 PM]:

Drink


Mark Ennis [9:53 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber on the Ravens last possession.


BurritoBrosShits [9:53 PM]:

When Jack Del Rio showed up on screen I almost shot my TV with my rifle due to PTSD


Jordan Schoon [9:53 PM]:

Welker #GYMRAT alert


Mike Prada [9:53 PM]:

@mattufford aww man i though we were actually webfriends


Mark Ennis [9:53 PM]:

GYM RAT


PFT Commenter [9:53 PM]:

welker loves 2 work i told you gym rat loves 2 work


Ryan Van Bibber [9:53 PM]:

@Mark Ennis which play was the bubble screen? Missed it.


Matt Ufford [9:53 PM]:

@Mike Prada we’re definitely web friendLY. In that we don’t wish you any particular harm.


Mike Prada [9:52 PM]:

hey are you guys my web friends?


Stephen White [9:52 PM]:

Peyton is gonna want to take a shot deep soon. He can’t be happy with the offensive production so far.


Ryan Van Bibber [9:51 PM]:

@mattufford gotta know your audience


Thomas Holzerman [9:51 PM]:

see, hitting the midsection with your shoulder, not so hard after all


Megatongue [9:51 PM]:

@PFT Commenter Blow peter King


Matt Ufford [9:50 PM]:

Clutch play by Dickson there (he’s on my fantasy failball team).


Stephen White [9:50 PM]:

Nice play breaking up that pass


PFT Commenter [9:50 PM]:

does anyone know how 2 get to the florio livechat ive got a few burning questions im going to hang up and listen all over his little chatroom


James Dator [9:50 PM]:

@sgw94 I think he’s similar to Stafford and Newton in that regard.


Stephen White [9:50 PM]:

Screen or draw


Matt Ufford [9:49 PM]:

REALLY good pandering to thin women by the NFL there.


Stephen White [9:49 PM]:

Flacco is a decent quarterback but he isn’t some precision passer that will pick you apart. Rush 4 and double Smith and make him find another option in zone coverage. Sooner or later he will make a mistake on his own..


Ryan Nanni [9:48 PM]:

I don’t know how you expect Del Rio to coach a strong defense when you don’t even let him have an axe.


Megatongue [9:48 PM]:


PFT Commenter [9:48 PM]:

look its a movie about a ship slowly sinking not featureing andy reid


Stephen White [9:47 PM]:

@N2theBlue trueeeeeee


Matt Ufford [9:47 PM]:

Tom Hanks: I’M LEAVIN THIS WHOLE PIRATE BOAT IN THE REAHVIEW


N2theBlue [9:47 PM]:

@sgw94 well it is del rio and Caldwell calling plays


Stephen White [9:47 PM]:

You’re getting decent yardage running the ball and with conventional passes and now you go two gimmick passes in a row basically.


James Dator [9:47 PM]:

I think John Fox has been bailed out a lot in Denver as a HC, but is a guy who really needs good coordinators around him


Papa thunder [9:47 PM]:

I think are trying to overwhelm the Ravens O-Line because their Dlinemcant beat them man to man.


Megatongue [9:46 PM]:

@mattufford This is entirely too sophisticated. /dickjoke


Stephen White [9:46 PM]:

Now I don’t understand the Ravens offensive play calling


drquuxum [9:46 PM]:

Bubble Bobble Screen.


Kim McCauley [9:46 PM]:

that was the worst play design


Stephen White [9:46 PM]:

@James Dator yes. But I also think its unnecessary


James Brady [9:46 PM]:

why does Denver keep dropping the DE


Thomas Holzerman [9:46 PM]:

Bubble screens are wack. You know what was awesome? Bubble Lead in MegaMan2.


Ryan Van Bibber [9:46 PM]:

@sgw94 overcompensating w/out Miller and Dumervil?


Mark Ennis [9:45 PM]:

Ban bubble screens.


Stephen White [9:45 PM]:

I don’t understand this defensive gameplan


Ryan Van Bibber [9:45 PM]:

not without Champ


James Dator [9:45 PM]:

@sgw94 Do you think they’re sending so many to try and make up for Von Miller’s absence?


Ryan Van Bibber [9:45 PM]:

@sgw94 they don’t have much for man coverage guys to be blitzing like that either


Matt Ufford [9:44 PM]:

Props to y’all actually, like, offering analysis. belches


Papa thunder [9:44 PM]:

It doesn’t seem to be helping the Denver at this point.


Stephen White [9:44 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber not on run downs. But they’ve mostly blitzed on passing downs.


Ryan Van Bibber [9:43 PM]:

@sgw94 is all that blitzing helping the Ravens RBs?


Stephen White [9:43 PM]:

They just about sent everybody then. Key blitz where if your coverage responsibility blocks, you go blitz


Clay Wendler [9:42 PM]:

was he outside the tackle box?


Mark B [9:42 PM]:

Welker is going to catch 100 balls this year


She Blinded Me With Violence [9:42 PM]:

Gotdamn, what a block.


PFT Commenter [9:42 PM]:

my 2nd favrite white receivers nickanme was “The Dreadless Horesemen”


coolguyJB [9:42 PM]:

I depsise tweets like that.


Thomas Holzerman [9:42 PM]:

also, quinoa with a little butter and sriracha is goddamn ridiculous


coolguyJB [9:42 PM]:

Greg A. Bedard ‏@GregABedard 2m Wes Welker on pace for 288 receptions this season.


drquuxum [9:41 PM]:

Quinoa burgers are at least edible. Unlike seitan, TVP, and Godknowswhatplantthatcamefrom


Thomas Holzerman [9:41 PM]:

I’m already sick of this “QUEE-NOH” commercial


Stephen White [9:41 PM]:

Kinda thought they would take a shot with Thomas there. You’re wasting him on short crossing routes imo.


David Roth [9:40 PM]:

@Adam Wiseman “It wasn’t a break-in. It was a break out. Of hard work leading to success.”


Mike Prada [9:40 PM]:

not breaking news here, but getting webb back healthy is huge for baltimore


Thomas Holzerman [9:39 PM]:

go for it


Adam Wiseman [9:39 PM]:

@Spilly Stop giving Rick Reilly column ideas


drquuxum [9:39 PM]:

Wait, did that stat graphic just says “Most sacks by [irrelevant] since 1982?” As in the year they started counting sacks?


PFT Commenter [9:38 PM]:

i came up w/ a bunch of nicknames 4 Denvers white receivers my favrite was “Low Speed Chase White Broncos”


James Dator [9:38 PM]:

Suprised to see Denver run so much out of single-back


coolguyJB [9:38 PM]:

it pains me as a Pats fan watching him streak across the middle


Spilly [9:37 PM]:

Peyton Manning only throws to Welker. Is he Racist? MY COLUMN:


Ryan Van Bibber [9:37 PM]:

good night for scrappy white guys, CC: PFTCommenter


Stephen White [9:37 PM]:

Better try to get hands on Welker


Megatongue [9:37 PM]:

GRIT


Jordan Schoon [9:37 PM]:

GRIT GRIT GRIT GRIT


coolguyJB [9:37 PM]:

Welker finding some spaces


Ryan Nanni [9:37 PM]:

Wes Welker is going to catch 120 passes, and broadcasters are going to go nuts over 147 of them.


Stephen White [9:37 PM]:

Welker will have 200 catches this year! #HotTake


Papa thunder [9:37 PM]:

Damn, now I have to behave myself.


Jordan Schoon [9:37 PM]:

Interesting to see Knowshon again starting the second drive


vlad3217 [9:36 PM]:

@Spilly Don’t you mean, say a quick prayer?


Spilly [9:36 PM]:

Tebow reference, finish your drink.


James Brady [9:36 PM]:

@BrodyLogan sold. calling directv and gettng it back


Mark Ennis [9:35 PM]:

Hey guys → @Papa thunder is my older brother Jason. He’s pretty awesome.


BrodyLogan [9:35 PM]:

@James Brady Jean Claude Van Damm is the new GoDaddy girl


PFT Commenter [9:35 PM]:

seriously why does it take a bajillion years to open a networkses website its NBC make a good webpage


josejose50 [9:35 PM]:

Wait is that Jean Claude Van Dam in the Go Daddy ad?


Stephen White [9:35 PM]:

I’d be willing to bet 45 was in fact supposed to sink with Smith. But those are the kinds of coverage busts you risk when sending extra pressure


James Brady [9:34 PM]:

how are commercials these days? nbc’s stream doesn’t have any and I don’t watch TV


Ryan Van Bibber [9:34 PM]:

@sgw94 not seeing much double teams on Smith


Megatongue [9:34 PM]:

From KSK: Gordon Bombedbay THIS GUY VONTA LEACH I CALL HIM BLINDNESS BECAUSE HE TAKES GOOD THINGS FROM PEOPLE NAMED RAY.


Matt Watson [9:34 PM]:

For real, though, I have a saved search for my name. I like to reply to random folks looking for different Matt Watsons


Thomas Holzerman [9:34 PM]:

@mattufford also valid


Spilly [9:33 PM]:

oh good. Republica, that’s for keeping up with popular music NBC


James Brady [9:33 PM]:

Does he just go and copy lines from other peoples’ chats and use those


Stephen White [9:33 PM]:

Going back to the 3rd and 6 conversion, they couldve doubled Smith but since they blitzed the corner decided to help the LB out with the slot WR to the flat rather than undercut Smith’s route. Dumb.


PFT Commenter [9:33 PM]:

why are u guys here, Florios doing a livechat to


Matt Ufford [9:33 PM]:

@Thomas Holzerman Or maybe one of her thousands of followers is also one of his thousands of followers. Just takes one @


Ryan Van Bibber [9:33 PM]:

LIVE CHAT WITH MIKE FLORIO!


Ryan Nanni [9:33 PM]:

Live chat with Florio! Damn, @PFT Commenter, don’t leave!


Thomas Holzerman [9:32 PM]:

@mattufford yup, classic


James Brady [9:32 PM]:

Good thing Vonta Leach is my starting RB.


Thomas Holzerman [9:32 PM]:

@James Brady she prolly has a google alert


James Brady [9:32 PM]:

I mean, I guess someone has to.


Matt Ufford [9:32 PM]:

@Thomas Holzerman Love Beadle’s response


Matt Watson [9:32 PM]:

@Torrey’s Tacos OOOOOOOOOOO OOO OOO OOO OOOOOO OOOOOOOO\


Papa thunder [9:32 PM]:

@Mark Ennis I he’s rocked back on his heels about a half count early a couple of times.


James Brady [9:32 PM]:

Of course Michelle Beadle constantly searches herself on Twitter.


Torreys Tacos [9:31 PM]:

The lack of a Seven Nation Army chant here frustrates me.


Torreys Tacos [9:31 PM]:

the lack of a Seven Nation


Thomas Holzerman [9:31 PM]:

by the by, Mike Missanelli is one of the many dirt-worst sports talking heads in Philly


Spilly [9:31 PM]:

THAT CLOCK IS ENORMOUS


Mike Prada [9:31 PM]:

(oh wait that’s a basketball joke dammit)


Thomas Holzerman [9:31 PM]:


Mike Prada [9:31 PM]:

Vonta Have It All


Torreys Tacos [9:30 PM]:

FIRST BLOOD


Stephen White [9:30 PM]:

Broncos don’t care aboutcovering the flat it seems. Against their beliefs or something smh


Mark Ennis [9:30 PM]:

A receiving fullback is just awesome football.


PFT Commenter [9:30 PM]:

thats not a TD vulture,, thats a touchdown Leach!!! i invented that TM


James Dator [9:30 PM]:

The Broncos really need Champ Bailey… as old as he is


Spilly [9:30 PM]:

welp


Mark Ennis [9:29 PM]:

Wow, what a play by Smith to just muscle his way to a first down.


Stephen White [9:29 PM]:

Bad spot. He was out


Ryan Nanni [9:29 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Looked like it happened again there.


Stephen White [9:29 PM]:

Broncos keep trying to drop an end and send a LB late. It’s not doing much for pressure nor for coverage


James Brady [9:29 PM]:

One of my TVs has this game. The other has America’s Next Top Model. Solid confirmation I’m soon to be married.


josejose50 [9:28 PM]:

That was close to trouble for the Ravens and huge for my Fantasy Team


drquuxum [9:28 PM]:

@Spilly Are you making nachos?


Matt Ufford [9:28 PM]:

I’m not very religious, but I just prayed for an interception.


Mark Ennis [9:28 PM]:

Ravens RG moved early. Not call.ed


Mike Prada [9:28 PM]:

ELITE throw


Stephen White [9:28 PM]:

Nice tackle


Spilly [9:28 PM]:

EATANACHO


Stephen White [9:27 PM]:

Broncos trying to be cute, just rush 4 DL!!!


PFT Commenter [9:27 PM]:

they should make the players who didnt graduate from there school tell everyone “Ray Rice, Rutger’s, no degree”


Ryan Nanni [9:27 PM]:

Dang, the pocket is cleeeeean.


Mike Prada [9:27 PM]:

@sgw94 better to rush four and double torrey?


Thomas Holzerman [9:27 PM]:


PFT Commenter [9:26 PM]:

you dont run w/ your feet you run w/ your eyes in the NFL fyi Champ needs 2 be out there for his team


Mark Ennis [9:26 PM]:

Really ncie throw from Flacco with people around him.


Stephen White [9:26 PM]:

I swear I wouldn’t care about pressure.


Torreys Tacos [9:26 PM]:

wuaooooo


Chris Haines [9:26 PM]:

@Brian Floyd WAKE UP SHEEPLE


Stephen White [9:26 PM]:

Broncos blitz and get burned. Not smart in my opinion.


James Brady [9:26 PM]:

Man he’s old


Thomas Holzerman [9:25 PM]:

Denver has two Kentucky LBs, send help


Spilly [9:25 PM]:

as a Broncos fan, the biggest thing I’m embarrassed to be around is the Incomplete chant


Brian Floyd [9:25 PM]:


Ryan Van Bibber [9:25 PM]:

@sgw94 that’s a pair they can get creative with too


Megatongue [9:25 PM]:

How do the broncos have two starters from Kentucky??


Ryan Van Bibber [9:25 PM]:

@sgw94 I love watching Pierce run the ball


Torreys Tacos [9:24 PM]:

here comes the crappy incomplete chant


Mark Ennis [9:24 PM]:

Bernard Pierce is a really tough runner. Loved him at Temple.


Stephen White [9:24 PM]:

Not sure there’s a team with a better RB tandem than the Ravens.


Brian Floyd [9:23 PM]:

Ball So Hard University: Getting To Know Terrell Suggs' Alma Mater

Terrell Suggs introduced himself to America on Sunday Night, but just as important, he introduced America to Ball So Hard University.


Megatongue [9:23 PM]:

There is no way a fucking nissan can park on a beach


joshvc [9:23 PM]:

This Nissan commercial- who the heck parks in the middle of a movie in a park?


James Brady [9:22 PM]:

@Run Home Jack Do Work Tech


Jon Bois [9:22 PM]:

fun fact: most people who list Ball So Hard U in their Facebook profiles actually went to DeVry


Thomas Holzerman [9:22 PM]:


Mark Ennis [9:22 PM]:

@sgw94 thought the DB had his left arm on him.


Ryan Nanni [9:21 PM]:

Well, somebody’s getting screamed at by the special teams coordinator.


Matt Ufford [9:21 PM]:

@Run Home Jack School of Hard Knocks is a feeder school.


Stephen White [9:21 PM]:

Pass*


Stephen White [9:21 PM]:

Not much oass rush so far but Thomas can’t make the catch. Looked like early contact to me.


Ryan Nanni [9:21 PM]:

I heard Ball So Hard U is the safety school for kids who didn’t get into Cash Money A&M.


James Brady [9:20 PM]:

I don’t think that’s a real university


Kim McCauley [9:20 PM]:

that UMass dude totally forgot where he went to school for 2 seconds


Mark Ennis [9:20 PM]:

@mattufford clearly not elite.


Stephen White [9:20 PM]:

Lotta pistol already.


James Brady [9:20 PM]:

Cut Manning


Matt Ufford [9:20 PM]:

Peyton Manning only completing 33% of his passes. Terrible start.


Torreys Tacos [9:20 PM]:

BALL SO HARD UNIVERSITY


Ryan Van Bibber [9:20 PM]:

ball so hard U!


Torreys Tacos [9:20 PM]:

Welcome back Lardarius!


Mark Ennis [9:19 PM]:

Wes Welker records his 1,569,853 3rd down conversion.


Brian Floyd [9:19 PM]:

Catch the ball, son


PFT Commenter [9:19 PM]:

heads up football if your a younster watching at home online


Stephen White [9:19 PM]:

There goes that man. Also what kinda half assed blitz was that?


James Dator [9:19 PM]:

He left to become HC of San Diego


Matt Watson [9:19 PM]:

That was a gritty catch. He really hustled.


Ryan Nanni [9:19 PM]:

GRIT. TY.


James Dator [9:19 PM]:

Hasn’t been talked about a lot, but there are questions about Denver’s offense without Mike McCoy


PFT Commenter [9:19 PM]:

exact same thing


James Brady [9:19 PM]:

I don’t know what he said after his college but I imagine it was “and I want to eat all of your skin.”


drquuxum [9:18 PM]:

Zane Beadles strikes me as someone who wanted to go to BYU but didn’t want to do the year-long mission.


PFT Commenter [9:18 PM]:

they just ran READ ZONE w/ peyton it was pistol its the same thing


Mark Ennis [9:18 PM]:

Nice to see a clean hit, no helmet to helmet, no flag.


Megatongue [9:18 PM]:

Ski-U-Mah


James Brady [9:18 PM]:

Orlando Franklin has crazy eyes, man.


Papa thunder [9:18 PM]:

And jones sacrifices his sternum to fight off the weather.


Brian Floyd [9:18 PM]:

HITTIN TIME


Jordan Schoon [9:18 PM]:

Clady’s glasses are everything


Stephen White [9:18 PM]:

Gotta hold on to that one son


agbaby [9:18 PM]:

waits for targeting flag


Thomas Holzerman [9:18 PM]:

just Manny being Manny


INeedARefill [9:18 PM]:

Orlando Franklin looks like a serial killer.


Torreys Tacos [9:17 PM]:

Still waiting for them to introduce J’Dinkalage Morgoone.


Stephen White [9:17 PM]:

On second view that was a good play by the corner after he got picked by Jones getting up and making the tackle.


PFT Commenter [9:17 PM]:

“Rahim Moore- schooled by Jacoby jones”


James Brady [9:17 PM]:

REPLACEMENT REFS


Brian Floyd [9:17 PM]:

Offensive PI call. Welcome back, NFL!


Kim McCauley [9:16 PM]:

Way to turn that easy first down into a not first down!


Clay Wendler [9:16 PM]:

flacco is no longer elite


Stephen White [9:16 PM]:

Absolute coverage bust and they still didn’t get the 1st.


Ryan Van Bibber [9:16 PM]:

@sgw94 I’d love to see them switch off btwn Rice and Pierce


Stephen White [9:16 PM]:

Here we go with third and long. Id double T Smith all night long


James Brady [9:16 PM]:

Aw man, NBC’s stream is like 20 seconds behind you guys.


Mike Prada [9:16 PM]:

i assume the rain means less up tempo for both teams, right?


Mark Ennis [9:15 PM]:

Woodyard is actually dancing because he doesn’t play for Kentucky anymore.


Spilly [9:15 PM]:


James Dator [9:15 PM]:

@James Brady I’d pay to see Manning and Flacco in “Sideways”


Ryan Nanni [9:15 PM]:

BENCH FLACCO.


James Brady [9:14 PM]:

IT’S RAINING SIDEWAYS


James Dator [9:14 PM]:

I’ve often wondered how John Fox is reconciling this offense. He’s a pure running coach coping with one of the league’s best passers.


Mike Prada [9:14 PM]:

ray rice is too ashamed to say he went to rutgers


Papa thunder [9:14 PM]:

We had big rain and little rain, we even had rain up at us. (Insert forest bump accent)


James Brady [9:14 PM]:

That’s not irony.


Mark Ennis [9:14 PM]:

Matt Prater: AAC legend.


Micah. [9:13 PM]:

Real story of the game is how great Michele’s hair looks you guys.


Stephen White [9:13 PM]:

Maybe the rain puts a premium on the better running team. Advantage: Ravens


Clay Wendler [9:13 PM]:


drquuxum [9:13 PM]:

THAT’S NOT IRONY, TAFOYA


Ryan Van Bibber [9:13 PM]:


Mike Prada [9:12 PM]:

pretty quick handshake with peyton and stokley


Clay Wendler [9:12 PM]:

there’s a gif somewhere of several OL getting wiped off during a playoff game vs KC


Stephen White [9:12 PM]:

LOL @ that accent


Micah. [9:12 PM]:

Flacco not knowing where to stand is adorable.


PFT Commenter [9:12 PM]:

they all look like there about 2 kill eachother this is awesome


randomherolhd3 [9:12 PM]:

@James Brady An elite quarterback shouldnt have bushy eyebrows


Clay Wendler [9:12 PM]:

the broncos used to spray themselves with pam in the 90s


Thomas Holzerman [9:11 PM]:

@Torrey’s Tacos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5kFrCINpl8


James Brady [9:11 PM]:

Has Flacco trimmed down the eyebrows? That’s crazy.


INeedARefill [9:11 PM]:

What did she say? Land of the wha?t


Megatongue [9:11 PM]:

http://www.ibrony.com/Merica_The_Eagle/


Micah. [9:11 PM]:

Hard to be greasy when you’re being rained on.


Spilly [9:11 PM]:

@James Brady I’ll take it.


Torreys Tacos [9:11 PM]:

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Megatongue [9:10 PM]:

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Thomas Holzerman [9:10 PM]:


James Brady [9:09 PM]:

Guys don’t worry about it, we don’t have to watch anymore. I just went and simulated the game on Madden and Denver won.


David Roth [9:09 PM]:

Aggressive double-recording DVR work by my wife automatically tunes my TV to Project Runway. I’m in a terrible Miller Lite ad and I think Keyshawn Johnson is going to Kool-Aid Man through my wall and yell at me about THE GUY RULES.


Mark Ennis [9:09 PM]:


Thomas Holzerman [9:09 PM]:

don’t worry guys, WWE does it all the time, it’s called delayed gratification


Megatongue [9:09 PM]:

I’m SHAKING I’mSO EXcited for that show


PFT Commenter [9:08 PM]:

If Im Goodell I march straight up 2 Von Miller and give him a spinaltap he’s not pulling a fast one over on me


Ryan Van Bibber [9:08 PM]:

so basically, no lube


Stephen White [9:08 PM]:

@Mark Ennis that’s kind of our fault. “Alledgedly” some of our players had something on our jerseys against the Colts one year that "alledgedly made the ball slippery and the center subsequently messed up the shotgun snaps. So after that they check random players before the game and after halftime.


James Brady [9:08 PM]:

I like that she looks up at the sky before saying that rain his lightened up. Thorough.


Ryan Van Bibber [9:08 PM]:


Papa thunder [9:08 PM]:

Salt packets and flash paper just like WWE.


Jordan Schoon [9:07 PM]:

The Hindside: The Frisking of Michael Oher


Brent_S [9:07 PM]:

I just need D. Thomas and E. Dickson to be the only people to touch the ball outside of Joe and Peyton tonight…


randomherolhd3 [9:07 PM]:

They spray it in the other players eyes.


PFT Commenter [9:07 PM]:

Torry Smith better blow his nose real good then FYI


randomherolhd3 [9:07 PM]:

@vlad3217 Deer Antler Spray


Matt Watson [9:07 PM]:

@vlad3217 YOU SEEM TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT HGH!


vlad3217 [9:06 PM]:

@Matt Watson what illegal substances would thaey have? HGH doesn’t work like that


Megatongue [9:06 PM]:

They don’t need to frisk anyone. Stabby retired.


Ryan Nanni [9:06 PM]:

@Matt Watson DAMN YOU BLOOMBERG


James Brady [9:06 PM]:

I’m just happy it was my team that denied Cris Collinsworth a Super Bowl ring.


Brent_S [9:06 PM]:

Why were they being frisked? To check if they’re greased?


Megatongue [9:06 PM]:

KSK Rivebrog on one half, this on the other. SO MANY DICK JOKES


Matt Watson [9:05 PM]:


Ryan Nanni [9:05 PM]:

@sgw94 Truth hurts!


vlad3217 [9:05 PM]:

awww there’s the boos


Stephen White [9:05 PM]:

@Run Home Jack ……..yeah, about that. LOL I really don’t know aside from the RBs. I just don’t trust Jacoby Jones and they’re only dressing 4 WRs anyway.


Mark Ennis [9:05 PM]:

frisk


Spilly [9:05 PM]:

HOW ARE YOU GASSED ALREADY ALL YOU DID WAS WALK


Ryan Van Bibber [9:05 PM]:

@randomherolhd3 that’s what it looked like


Mark Ennis [9:05 PM]:

Did they just frink Michael Oher?


vlad3217 [9:05 PM]:

@randomherolhd3 I was just thinking the same thing.


randomherolhd3 [9:04 PM]:

Did he just get frisked?


Matt Watson [9:04 PM]:

for real, though, what happens if they DON’T come out?


PFT Commenter [9:04 PM]:

i always forget does peyton wear a mark kelso helmet or is that just a tweener


Megatongue [9:03 PM]:

Wait, a RIVEBROG HERE?


Thomas Holzerman [9:03 PM]:

I will root for Baltimore if Flacco comes out like Bill Goldberg


Justin Bopp [9:03 PM]:

pretty sure that was Rex Ryan in all Broncos gear


Ryan Nanni [9:03 PM]:

@sgw94 Who’s the most promising second option you saw in preseason to take some pressure off Torrey Smith?


James Brady [9:02 PM]:

That’s not even a gif, that’s just what happens to reality when something shakes that much.


James Dator [9:02 PM]:

Am I a terrible person for hoping the mascot’s flag acts like a lightning rod? Provided the person inside isn’t seriously injured


Stephen White [9:02 PM]:

I do believe the Ravens will have issues on offense though with Pitta out. They better lean hard on the running game.


randomherolhd3 [9:02 PM]:

@James Dator haha


James Brady [9:02 PM]:

@Justin Bopp Unfortunately, all we’ve got is watered-down commentary.


Matt Watson [9:01 PM]:


randomherolhd3 [9:01 PM]:

Warm up in the damn tunnel


Matt Watson [9:01 PM]:

Meanwhile in Clemson …


INeedARefill [9:01 PM]:

Hey it’s that famous rapper!


James Dator [9:01 PM]:

“Joe Flacco is watching a episode of Spongebob, while eating Funyuns”


Mike Prada [9:01 PM]:

“Players are keeping busy in the locker room”


Justin Bopp [9:01 PM]:

This rain is really keeping this a fluid situation guys


PFT Commenter [9:01 PM]:

I dont remember Marino walking back 2 the lockeroom in a little drizzle FYI


BrodyLogan [9:00 PM]:

Lightning or Petros Papadakakis…. I’ll choose lightning


Thomas Holzerman [9:00 PM]:

french fry burger? pfft, get back to me when Pizza Hut comes out with a poutine pizza


James Brady [9:00 PM]:

Oh Burger King ads. I refuse to go to Burger King again until they release Sneak King 2.


randomherolhd3 [9:00 PM]:

I thought Flacco was the leader of this team. Leaders lead from the front… even in lighting storms


Spilly [8:59 PM]:

FRENCH FRY BURGER? BK PLZ


Panamahuh [8:59 PM]:

If flacco was elite he would be out there with the kickers no questions asked.


Ryan Nanni [8:59 PM]:

Kickers and punters: the canaries in football’s coal mine.


James Brady [8:59 PM]:

@James Dator Or he really, really, REALLY likes it.


James Dator [8:58 PM]:

Matt Barkley hates this delay


PFT Commenter [8:58 PM]:

I call it Baldingers cat, Joe Flaccos both elite and not elite at the same time folks


Clay Wendler [8:57 PM]:

“i was born in primetime, you merely inherited it, NFL


randomherolhd3 [8:57 PM]:

You know what Eff it, lets all go home and try this again tomorrow.


James Brady [8:57 PM]:

If Joe Flacco was food, he’d be cream of rice.


She Blinded Me With Violence [8:57 PM]:

@Spilly Says the guy who made a Colgate & tomato soup souffle.


James Dator [8:57 PM]:

I can’t stop laughing at seacrest bane


mattw [8:57 PM]:

sean connery is shitfaced at the us open btw


Thomas Holzerman [8:56 PM]:

now shown, he coach who’d rather play for overtime than let one of the greatest QBs ever try to get the team into FG range with 38 seconds and 2 TOs left


Rodger Sherman [8:56 PM]:

i’m okay with them making these talking heads stand in an open field with tons of electronic equipment during a weather delay.


Mike Prada [8:56 PM]:

YESSSSS


Mike Prada [8:56 PM]:


PFT Commenter [8:56 PM]:

nice Rodney “upper echelon” isnt elite i see what your doing


Ryan Van Bibber [8:56 PM]:

@Mike Prada like a Chevy Malibu


Spilly [8:55 PM]:

If 30 minutes with Joe Flacco makes you change your mind, you probably also get inspiration from tomato soup and toothpaste


Russ Oates [8:55 PM]:

Does Von Miller’s suspension get reduced in proportion to the length of this delay?


Mike Prada [8:55 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber a truly elite quarterback would already have an awesome car


Matt Watson [8:54 PM]:


Papa thunder [8:54 PM]:

If this is ruining the opening game for you, remember the US open is on ESPN.


Clay Wendler [8:54 PM]:


Clay Wendler [8:54 PM]:

when this broadcast is ashes…


Thomas Holzerman [8:54 PM]:

@Run Home Jack that’s Joe Flacco, not Eli Manning c’mon focus


Ryan Van Bibber [8:54 PM]:

why wouldn’t people thing BAL is a good football team? That defense is way better than last year’s even


Justin Bopp [8:54 PM]:

Super Bowl Highlight reel? TAKE A DRINK


Ryan Nanni [8:53 PM]:

“Did winning a Super Bowl change my life? I don’t know. I eat my jelly beans one bean at a time just like before.” – Joe Flacco


INeedARefill [8:53 PM]:

Can we get a commentary on Chopped going instead?


James Brady [8:53 PM]:

This is pretty much what I expected out of this game, oddly enough.


Matt Watson [8:53 PM]:

Oh, I get a car? Ha, I get a car.


Ryan Nanni [8:53 PM]:

@Justin Bopp Let’s not get political this early.


Ryan Van Bibber [8:53 PM]:

a truly elite QB would have a higher opinion of getting a car


KeenanAllenFett [8:53 PM]:

can we get this weather a snickers?


Matt Watson [8:53 PM]:

It’s like Flacco never watched a Super Bowl


Justin Bopp [8:52 PM]:

CHT are you anti-hamster?


Kurt Mensching [8:52 PM]:

Not going anywhere for awhile? Grab a Snickers.


Panamahuh [8:52 PM]:

Can we talk about the sleeves on peytons jersey


Thomas Holzerman [8:52 PM]:

so does the lightning follow around teams whose dominant defensive linemen get tired so Elvis Dumervil will have 0 sacks like Clowney


Ryan Nanni [8:52 PM]:

Joe Flacco with facial hair looks like a hamster.


James Brady [8:52 PM]:

Better than a lockout


Jordan Schoon [8:52 PM]:

@chuckycrater you’re not wrong


randomherolhd3 [8:51 PM]:

I could be worse, they could be playing another Keith Urban song


INeedARefill [8:51 PM]:

Tony Dungy looks like the nougat in a Three Musketeers bar


chuckycrater [8:51 PM]:

“Oh, NOW you stop a game in Denver for weather.” – Costa Rica


agbaby [8:51 PM]:

this is why we cant have nice things


Ryan Nanni [8:50 PM]:

@cbob I thought you said good news.


Jason Kirk [8:50 PM]:

Why won’t Joe Flacco use some of his money to build a weatherfixer? My column


Papa thunder [8:50 PM]:

Indefinite hold on the first game of the season due to rain. Ryan Seacrest is a witch.


cbob [8:50 PM]:

The good news: This is giving me extra time to watch Carl Pellini coach.


Stephen White [8:50 PM]:

Ughhhhhh


Spilly [8:50 PM]:

Good to see GoDaddy now showing JCVD’s cleavage.


Stephen White [8:49 PM]:

I have to say I can’t wait to see the Ravens pass rush tonight. They should put on a show.


PFT Commenter [8:49 PM]:

BREAKING mike shanahan has traded RG3 to denver just for the firsthalf til this blows over


Thomas Holzerman [8:49 PM]:

is that JCVD?


Panamahuh [8:49 PM]:

This is what you get when you build a stadium a mile high elevation up in the jetstream. Cut the gimmicks and just give us a gridiron and lets run the ball between the tackles


INeedARefill [8:49 PM]:

SABAN WOULD NEVER LET A RAIN DELAY STOP HIM PAWWWWWWWWL


Russ Oates [8:48 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman When Denver arrives in New York for the Super Bowl, they’ll be prepared for the snow already.


Matt Watson [8:48 PM]:

Follow the money, sheeple! The Astros are making a killing this year


Mike Prada [8:47 PM]:

ray lewis thinks the broncos prayed for rain on purpose


Mark Ennis [8:47 PM]:

When my dad died, I flew back to Tampa and when I was at the post office, Dungy saw me with my mom and came up and said he was sorry my dad had died (they’d worked on some Tampa church stuff together). I’ll always love Dungy for that.


Torreys Tacos [8:47 PM]:

This is entirely the Astros’ and Bud Selig’s fault. If the Astros hadn’t come to the AL, the Orioles would’ve had two home series with the White Sox and would’ve been able to avoid playing at home today. Game would be in Baltimore.


Rodger Sherman [8:47 PM]:

how can we expect either of these teams to win the super bowl if they can’t handle this weather


Ryan Nanni [8:47 PM]:

Of course the game in Denver has to get approval from New York to kick off. Of course.


PFT Commenter [8:47 PM]:

Flase Flag rain delay Im calling it right now


Matt Watson [8:46 PM]:

They can’t stand still


Matt Watson [8:46 PM]:

It’s like the umbrellas made them lose their sense of balance.


PFT Commenter [8:46 PM]:

tony dungy melts if he get’s wet hes terrified


INeedARefill [8:46 PM]:

Mark Richt has lost control of Colorado weather


Ryan Van Bibber [8:46 PM]:

@Jordan Schoon good point


James Dator [8:46 PM]:

Please fund my Kickstarter to have Tony Dungy star as Vincent Price in my new biopic


Mike Prada [8:46 PM]:

this entire segment needs to be framed in canton


Thomas Holzerman [8:46 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber in reaction to cutting that dude in front of the team?


mattw [8:45 PM]:

next time RAWTH does a yakkin he can do it with a giant umbrella?


randomherolhd3 [8:45 PM]:

They have to know how stupid that looks.


PFT Commenter [8:45 PM]:

Bruce ARians was the coach for BigBen before he went soft and lost his agression/dropped right out of the box score and the policeblotter once Arian’s skipped town


mattw [8:45 PM]:

maybe dan has tiny ankles


Jordan Schoon [8:44 PM]:

Peyton’s preparation can’t survive this delay, you guys


randomherolhd3 [8:44 PM]:

Come on guys. Just get a little wet.


Spilly [8:44 PM]:

It’s windy because you’re holding an umbrella sideways in a stadium


James Dator [8:44 PM]:

Did they lose his suitcase?


James Dator [8:44 PM]:

I can’t take my eyes off Dan Patrick’s fashion tonight. Brown shoes and pants that are about 3” too long for him


Ryan Nanni [8:44 PM]:

Rodney Harrison, The World’s Worst Mary Poppins.


David Roth [8:44 PM]:

@Mike Prada Need larger umbrellas.


Mike Prada [8:43 PM]:

haha the umbrellas


Mike Prada [8:43 PM]:

i’m sure bruce arians’ act will be met with open arms when the cardinals are 4-9


Ryan Van Bibber [8:42 PM]:


agbaby [8:42 PM]:

This means less commercial breaks during the game right?


Ryan Van Bibber [8:42 PM]:


Thomas Holzerman [8:42 PM]:

@Spilly the Mrs. especially enjoys that guy


Spilly [8:41 PM]:

Shiny Elf Guy knew what was up. /conspiracy


PFT Commenter [8:41 PM]:

bruce arians doesnt even have a water horse,, he just has whichever player (probly money badger) is in his doghouse and keeps dumping water into his mouth til he starts leaking out his diffrent holes i bet


Mike Prada [8:41 PM]:

@James Dator great minds


David Roth [8:41 PM]:

@Mike Prada A Conrad Bain mask.


James Dator [8:41 PM]:

Prada and I are in lock-step right now


James Dator [8:40 PM]:

@Brian Floyd Are we 100% sure Ryan Seacrest isn’t Bane… I mean, think about it


Mike Prada [8:40 PM]:

we should put bain’s mask on seacrest


Ryan Nanni [8:40 PM]:

The important thing to remember is that neither Denver nor Peyton Manning has ever won anything.


Mark Ennis [8:40 PM]:


Brian Floyd [8:39 PM]:


Spilly [8:39 PM]:

Oh goodness, thank you lightning, I’ve never seen a replay of this play ever


Ryan Van Bibber [8:39 PM]:

Used to go to Broncos games when I was in college. Was at the Jason Elam 63-yard FG game in ’98. Had to go get my cousin out of the drunk tank down the street. But we went out first, before getting him


David Roth [8:39 PM]:

@PFT Commenter Arians doesn’t ask for respect, he TAKES it by looking like Matt Pinfield in a baby’s bucket hat.


Mike Prada [8:39 PM]:

bruce arians seems like a dick


Matt Watson [8:38 PM]:

did Al just say rain was indigenous to this part of the country?


Thomas Holzerman [8:38 PM]:

Damn girl, are you Hawaii? Cuz I see spam all over the place.


David Roth [8:37 PM]:

@sgw94 Ha, I can see how that might be annoying. I wouldn’t say I like him, but I think he’s one of the better NFL color commentators. Mostly because of the other color dudes, though.


PFT Commenter [8:37 PM]:

folks did you see this awesome article in today’s issue of MMQB,,, Bruce Arians cut someone in front of the whole team hes the absolute best coach he doesnt even let them stretch either http://mmqb.si.com/2013/09/05/bruce-arians-arizona-cardinals/


Spilly [8:36 PM]:

This is strikingly like the Pitt game


James Dator [8:36 PM]:

Back to Baltimore for another hour of Keith Urban


Stephen White [8:35 PM]:

@DavidRoth the smugness combined with the “wrongness” especially whenever he tries to explain defense.


PFT Commenter [8:35 PM]:

when was the last time anyone got hit by lightnig w/ todays safer helmets get out there and play ITS A KIDS GAME YOU HAVE ONE JOB


James Dator [8:35 PM]:

Did I do that right?


Mike Prada [8:35 PM]:

how could all 32 of those legends lie about the start of football?


David Roth [8:34 PM]:

@sgw94 Not to coax a pre-rant, but what’s your beef with Collinsworth? Beyond taut smugness, I mean.


Ryan Van Bibber [8:34 PM]:

Lightening strike = Tebow’s revenge,, imo


Ryan Nanni [8:34 PM]:

The skies hate you, Ryan Seacrest!


randomherolhd3 [8:34 PM]:

The ‘Final Countdown’….. to the 15 minute delay


James Dator [8:34 PM]:

Lightning is raining down on this modern day Sodom for their merciless cutting of the prodigal one!


Mark Ennis [8:34 PM]:

Goodell has now suspended mother nature for 4 weeks.


Ryan Van Bibber [8:34 PM]:

ugh


Stephen White [8:34 PM]:

Great and now a weather delay smh


Spilly [8:34 PM]:

HEY GOD, WE WANT FOOTBALL, SCREW YOU AND YOUR LIGHTNING


Ryan Van Bibber [8:34 PM]:

WEATHER DELAY


Mike Prada [8:34 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber i’d pay and pray to see it


Thomas Holzerman [8:33 PM]:

My wife, re: Michaels and Collinsworth: “They have faces for radio… the heavier guy keeps making a lemon face.”


Stephen White [8:33 PM]:

Just an FYI to those that don’t know, I hate Collingsworth as a commentator with the passion of a thousand suns. So expect a few rants as the game goes on


Ryan Van Bibber [8:33 PM]:

@DavidRoth okay, I’d pay to see that for sure


BusyBeingAwesome [8:33 PM]:

@James Dator Are you trying to say all americans look alike 0_o


David Roth [8:33 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber /Ryan Seacrest locks himself in a cave as scandalized Veal/Bluth wedding guests gasp.


Mike Prada [8:33 PM]:

“And now I will perform my GREATEST ILLUSION: making Peyton Manning DISAPPEAR


James Dator [8:33 PM]:

Chris Collinsworth is a dead ringer for Gob Bluth if you squint


Spilly [8:32 PM]:

YOUR DENVER BRONCOS!” doesn’t show denver broncos


Ryan Nanni [8:32 PM]:

“Illusions, Mr. Goodell.”


PFT Commenter [8:32 PM]:

what size bags were they able to use to bring the huge tarps in the stadium btw


BusyBeingAwesome [8:32 PM]:

@James Dator They forgot


Mark Ennis [8:32 PM]:

At the conclusion of the countdown, Goodell will descend into the stadium on a train of clouds with a host of angels.


Ryan Van Bibber [8:32 PM]:


Matt Watson [8:31 PM]:

are they counting the number of concussions they’ve had?


James Dator [8:31 PM]:

Final Countdown AND Ryan Seacrest!? The shield really understands its fans


Thomas Holzerman [8:31 PM]:

Oh God Willie Roaf so sad


Stephen White [8:31 PM]:

Nope, Im betting Suggs gets the first personal foul penalty for breathing too hard on Peyton. Hell, Elam has to get in the game first.


Thomas Holzerman [8:31 PM]:

haha, Ryan Seacrest getting Vickie Guerrero heel heat


Mike Prada [8:31 PM]:

goddammit ryan seacrest is everywhere


Mark Ennis [8:31 PM]:

Please welcome Ryan Seacrest…wait, what?


Jordan Schoon [8:31 PM]:

What’s that orange helmet doing on one of the kickoff flags?


Ryan Nanni [8:31 PM]:

LUSTILY BOOING RYAN SEACREST!


James Dator [8:31 PM]:

Where’s the pro weed banner?


Ryan Nanni [8:31 PM]:

ha ha, broncos fans have to hold up a chiefs logo.


Spilly [8:31 PM]:

Poor guys stuck under a jets logo


BusyBeingAwesome [8:30 PM]:

Pageantry, sweet pageantry.


PFT Commenter [8:29 PM]:

its simple,, your a RB unless your throwing and a QB unless your running maybe read a playbook geniuses


Clay Wendler [8:29 PM]:

no now we get the younger version of faith hill


Mike Prada [8:29 PM]:

@Clay Wendler omg i am going to have nightmares


Thomas Holzerman [8:29 PM]:

@Panamahuh my money’s on Jason Elam


mattw [8:29 PM]:

do we still have to sit through faith hill struttin around in her khaki capris


Mike Prada [8:28 PM]:

with peyton manning it’s more like walking the read option ha ha ha


Clay Wendler [8:28 PM]:


Mark Ennis [8:28 PM]:

@Panamahuh safe bet.


Brian Floyd [8:28 PM]:

Could Peyton Manning running the read option beat Alab—oh no there go his limbs


Panamahuh [8:28 PM]:

First personal foul of the season have to say Matt Elam


Stephen White [8:28 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber well Im thinking more will they let it go when its a “running” QB but throw the flag of its someone like Peyton or Brady. If so that could get very interesting.


Ryan Van Bibber [8:27 PM]:

@Mike Prada just more hot takes!


Ryan Van Bibber [8:27 PM]:

@Thomas Holzerman nah, it’ll never happen. there’ll be teams better than others defending it, but it’s here tostay


Mike Prada [8:27 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber there are going to be so many read option “jokes” this season on pregame shows


Spilly [8:27 PM]:

Is that some kind of tifo in the background?


Ryan Van Bibber [8:26 PM]:

@sgw94 i wonder if it’ll be like the crown of helmet rule, didn’t get a flag in the preseson


Thomas Holzerman [8:26 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber I hope no one ever figures out how to shut down the read option ever #TeamFun


Ryan Van Bibber [8:26 PM]:

Defenses will figure out how to shut down the read option roughly 5 years before the NFL media figures out what the read option is


Stephen White [8:26 PM]:

What I really want to know is how they will differentiate a play action fake from shotgun with the read option action which now allows defenders to hit the QB even after they hand it off if they get there quick enough


Ryan Nanni [8:25 PM]:

“Peyton, could the read option have helped you beat Florida?”


Mike Prada [8:24 PM]:

oh good peyton on the read option


Thomas Holzerman [8:23 PM]:

@mattw if Peyton Manning tries running the zone read, all I foresee are broken skulls


Mark Ennis [8:23 PM]:

@mattw I can’t think of anything more worthy of firing a coach than him ever allowing Peyton Manning to keep the ball on a designed running play.


Justin Bopp [8:23 PM]:


Justin Bopp [8:23 PM]:

Joe Flacco looks like Tyrion:


Stephen White [8:23 PM]:

Remember last year when after the first two regular season games folks thought Peyton was done? Fun times…


Vinnball [8:23 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber He played a ton of snaps last year on that crowded D-Line. Let’s see how he does as the focal point this time.


mattw [8:22 PM]:

so if peyton really tries to run a zone read or one of those zone read’s with the pass on the back end is there any reason at all that wouldn’t go straight for him if you’re the end no matter what


PFT Commenter [8:22 PM]:

FYI I called it,, Payton and Cooper Mannings cover of “my neck, my back” was better then “football on your phone”


Mark Ennis [8:22 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber No argument from me, brother.


Ryan Nanni [8:22 PM]:

(turn on TV) MY GOD PEYTON MANNING’S FOREHEAD HAS NO LIMIT


Panamahuh [8:22 PM]:

Arthur Brown i like to call him encyclopedia brown he has really picked up the playbook


Ryan Van Bibber [8:22 PM]:

@Mark Ennis quinoa has no place on a grill


Spilly [8:21 PM]:

Pregame spread: Doritos. Dorito tacos. Dorito Pepsi. Dorito pies. Dorito milk, Dorito andes mints


Yeezus [8:20 PM]:

I’m here guys, wassup


Mark Ennis [8:20 PM]:

I would slap a man that threw quinoa on the grill in front of me.


PFT Commenter [8:20 PM]:

far as Im concern, every players a rookie in week 1 folks


James Dator [8:19 PM]:

@3k Hit ups! and HUNDREDS of tackles


PFT Commenter [8:19 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber last time i checked u celebrated AFTER you won a Superbowl not before it,, last year=last year


Brian Floyd [8:19 PM]:


Joe McAtee [8:19 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Guitars defended


Spilly [8:19 PM]:

Coin is tossed, sails over Rahim Moore’s outstretched arms.


Rodger Sherman [8:19 PM]:

@3k what stats do they have in australian rugby


Ryan Van Bibber [8:19 PM]:

@Panamahuh strong take


Ryan Van Bibber [8:19 PM]:

@PFT Commenter does all this pomp have a place in the game, in your opinion?


Mark Ennis [8:18 PM]:

That clip is hilarious because you can hear the Ravens radio guy just yelling “AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Stephen White [8:18 PM]:

Rahim Moore has to have like -5 for awareness on Madden after this


Panamahuh [8:18 PM]:

tonight will be good stage to see if joe flacco is really elite. Mile high stadium- not elite if you have to take oxygen mask imo


Justin Bopp [8:18 PM]:

i’m ready for some quality hologram jokes guys


Ryan Van Bibber [8:17 PM]:

@Matt Watson oh, the Sharp/Mottram dynamic was a campfire treasure


Joe McAtee [8:17 PM]:

What do you guys think about Keith Urban tonight? Should I start him for my fantasy team? What stat will he lead in this season?


Chris Haines [8:17 PM]:

@Matt Watson LOL was just gonna share this.


Mark Ennis [8:17 PM]:

Can’t wait to see if Joe Flacco is still elite, you guys.


PFT Commenter [8:17 PM]:

Ditkas biting his lip so hard its literly bleeding all over his shirt


Matt Watson [8:16 PM]:


Alfie Crow [8:16 PM]:

YEAH DENVER LET’S CELEBRATE BALTIMORE


James Dator [8:16 PM]:

I really don’t understand why people accuse the NFL of being gaudy


Remote Cardinal [8:16 PM]:

Is there a more universally used (cross-sport) song in sports than Seven Nation Army?


Stephen White [8:16 PM]:

Nelly? Really? (Sigh)


mattw [8:16 PM]:

oh man holo-ray ray


James Dator [8:15 PM]:

LASER RAVEN


Ryan Van Bibber [8:15 PM]:

@Vinnball I’m anxious to see more from Derek Wolfe this season


mattw [8:15 PM]:

i especially enjoyed keith’s three arizona jeans company brand ear rings in that one ear. guys pretty much the best at everything as far as i can tell


PFT Commenter [8:14 PM]:

@sgw94 Stephen as a former player Id imagine you guys probly are to busy singing ‘aint no mountain high enough’ karaoke style before a game 2 take in todays country and your all-time favorites though, right?


Mike Prada [8:14 PM]:

(too soon?)


Justin Bopp [8:14 PM]:

Who exactly do these pre-game shows work for? Even people that like these people should be disinterested.


Mike Prada [8:14 PM]:

riley cooper loved that performance


Vinnball [8:13 PM]:

Broncos win tonight by a score of 31-27. Who do y’all think will step up on Denver’s defensive line? That’s their only question right now.


Spilly [8:13 PM]:

oooh we could discuss fax machines.


David Roth [8:13 PM]:

@sgw94 I see your point, but now I mostly watch football to see like six dudes in suits sitting behind a big table laughing for two hours and maybe Kenny Chesney.


Thomas Holzerman [8:13 PM]:

@BusyBeingAwesome no, he sings rock! I have his CD, it’s actually… y’know, I can’t even joke about that, sorry


Ryan Van Bibber [8:13 PM]:

@sgw94 or at least something remotely connected to football


BusyBeingAwesome [8:12 PM]:

@Thomas Holzerman Don’t you mean Chris Gaines?


Ryan Van Bibber [8:12 PM]:

@James Dator rec rec rec rec


Stephen White [8:12 PM]:

I really hate the lead up to football games. Id much rather just see, you know, football.


Thomas Holzerman [8:12 PM]:

wow, Garth Brooks lost a lot of weight!


Ryan Van Bibber [8:12 PM]:

@PFT Commenter smh, only Kenny Chesney is the real-est NFL country singer


BusyBeingAwesome [8:12 PM]:

@PFT Commenter They aren’t the same person?


James Dator [8:11 PM]:

I wonder if Riley Cooper had time to make it to this concert…


PFT Commenter [8:11 PM]:

oh never mind this is miranda lambert I think


SilentButViolent [8:11 PM]:

Oh look, it’s people I follow on Twitter.


jsz [8:11 PM]:

@PFT Commenter thats a strong take


PFT Commenter [8:11 PM]:

hey folks wow carry underwood is way uglyer then i remembered


James Dator [8:10 PM]:

@mattw Who jokes about Keith Urban? The man is an (Australian) national treasure


Thomas Holzerman [8:10 PM]:

this reminds me of when KSK used to do the Cover It Live blogs, dig it


Ryan Van Bibber [8:10 PM]:

@DavidRoth Peter, haven’t you had enough of Allagash Whites?


Mark Ennis [8:10 PM]:

Nobody ever talks about me in all caps.


PFT Commenter [8:10 PM]:

@Jsz rec rec rec rec rec


mattw [8:09 PM]:

haha really do enjoy your posts though. also, did i miss the keith urban jokes or did i get here in time


David Roth [8:09 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber “You know what, chief? Maybe I do have an attitude problem. But here are seven things I think I think about why you can shove it up your ass.”


Stephen White [8:09 PM]:

@mattw uhm, thanks?


mattw [8:08 PM]:

SGW94 IS THE BEST DUDE ON TWITTER EVER NO SERIOUSLY DUDE YOU ARE. sorry.


James Dator [8:08 PM]:

It doesn’t feel like NFL kickoff without the Black Eyed Peas… sigh


Spilly [8:08 PM]:

Half a bag of goldfish on top of cold pizza. For real.


Ryan Van Bibber [8:08 PM]:

@DavidRoth THE SHIELD threatened to take away his access unless he delivered on his promise of a web site with nothing but flowery profiles


Thomas Holzerman [8:08 PM]:

This is pretty interesting


jsz [8:07 PM]:

I just want to say PFT commenter is beyond brilliant


David Roth [8:07 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber In this still from SHIELD COPS, the stupid pencil-pushing chief just took Peter King’s badge. Says he’s a loose cannon, plays by his own rules. Well guess what, chief? HE GETS RESULTS


Matt Watson [8:07 PM]:

@Spilly What was your pregame meal, Spilly?


James Dator [8:07 PM]:

I’m a little shocked Patrick went with brown shoes with a black suit. #Fashionista


Spilly [8:06 PM]:

O HAI INTERNETS.


Clay Wendler [8:06 PM]:

i’m a little shocked that dan patrick is taller than two NFL players


Brian Floyd [8:05 PM]:

@Jsz Yes indeed


jsz [8:04 PM]:

is this going to happen for all national games?


She Blinded Me With Violence [8:04 PM]:

Alright, I’m here. Let’s just promise not to post any pics of Peter King or Mike Flor-… aw, cotton balls.


Clay Wendler [8:03 PM]:

that’s a lot of expensive leather footwear


Clay Wendler [8:03 PM]:


Ryan Van Bibber [8:03 PM]:

@Jsz yes, it auto updates when people post stuff


Mark Ennis [8:02 PM]:

Good evening, gentlemen. Shall we football?


aStyrofoamKrump [8:01 PM]:

football


James Dator [8:01 PM]:

That guy in the background really wants you to see his SPEED TV hat


jsz [8:00 PM]:

does this have any auto-refresh features like normal game threads?


jsz [7:58 PM]:

I like football


James Dator [7:57 PM]:

Peter King’s hair has a “bride of frankenstein” thing going on these days


Kurt Mensching [7:54 PM]:

I thought he was constipated


Clay Wendler [7:54 PM]:

you wouldn’t like peter king when he’s angry


Ryan Van Bibber [7:52 PM]:


Stephen White [7:52 PM]:

might end up being one of the keys to the game tonight.


Stephen White [7:51 PM]:

Why is Ryan Seac…you know what. Nevermind smh


Clay Wendler [7:50 PM]:


Clay Wendler [7:49 PM]:

a wild seacrest appears


Ryan Van Bibber [7:49 PM]:

still my favorite NFL fan GIF right here


Ryan Van Bibber [7:48 PM]:

BEEFTANK!


Matt Watson [7:47 PM]:


football lady [7:44 PM]:

wow


football lady [7:43 PM]:

waited all season for this


Stephen White [7:43 PM]:

@Alfie Crow correction: BEEFTANK is an NFL roster lol


Ryan Van Bibber [7:42 PM]:

hi Stephen!


Stephen White [7:41 PM]:

Good football evening folks


Alfie Crow [7:41 PM]:

BEEFTANK is on an NFL roster though


Rodger Sherman [7:40 PM]:

man can’t believe the Sun Belt season is starting already. Think the Pirates are gonna hand it to FIU tonight


Matt Watson [7:39 PM]:

Someone said this earlier, but BEEFTANK is basically just a fat Tebow


Ryan Van Bibber [7:39 PM]:

when are the Jaguars going to get Tebow?


Clay Wendler [7:38 PM]:

best thing about that beeftank article is that jon is a chiefs fan


Ryan Van Bibber [7:38 PM]:

the least crazy Harbaugh


Kurt Mensching [7:37 PM]:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Ryan Van Bibber [7:37 PM]:


Matt Watson [7:37 PM]:

zing!


Matt Watson [7:37 PM]:


Ryan Van Bibber [7:37 PM]:

we can chatter away all we want now, but we’ll really fire this thing up once the game starts.


Ryan Van Bibber [7:36 PM]:

Hi everybody! Hi, Dr. Nick!


Matt Watson [7:34 PM]:

Meet BEEFTANK, the Jaguars' 400-pound quarterback

The Jacksonville Jaguars' tenuous quarterback situation is about to enter its second miserable year. Let's fire up Madden 25 and replace Blaine Gabbert with 400 pounds of lightning-quick, tackle-breaking muscle, and see whether he can lead the Jags t


Matt Watson [7:34 PM]:

Is BEEFTANK playing tonight?


Jason Kirk [7:31 PM]:

Go Falcons


Matt Watson [7:30 PM]:

‘Allo, guv’nah. Is this thing on?

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There are some good longer-shot options on offensive side of ball for the NFL’s Rookie of the Year.

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This is a no-brainer for some NFL teams.

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Texas Tech quarterback Brendan Sorsby is entering the NFL Supplemental Draft, per reports

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