In 1961, the students of Beloit Memorial High were each given a 200-question personality test. The goal of the test was to determine which career fields each student would most naturally be suited to enter. A young Jim Caldwell was one of those students, and “Head coach, football” was on his list. But it wasn’t at the top. Exclusive to SB Nation, here are the 22 Better Jobs for Jim Caldwell.
The 22 jobs Jim Caldwell should have taken
We’re talking about Hall of Fame telephone book editor talent, here.
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1. Man waiting for his turn at the barber shop
2. Life coach for mannequins
3. Taste tester, saltine cracker division
4. Telephone book editor
5. Bus passenger
6. Horse (non-dressage)
7. School uniform sales
8. File cabinet repairman
9. Prom chaperone
10. Security guard at an airport bookstore
11. Daryl
12. Guy who lives on a golf course but does not golf
13. Scantron sheet designer
14. Marriage counselor, penguins/ostriches/other non-flying birds
15. Medical device model
16. Safety video soundtrack composer
17. Travel agent to the agoraphobic
18. Broth sommelier
19. Uncle
20. Shoe rental agent, roller skate rink/bowling alley
21. Beanbag chair
22. Head coach, backgammon
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