Juventus Vs. AC Milan: Juve Winning The Battle Of The Hair
Well, the first battle is the battle of the hairstyles, and in this one, Juve is clearly winning. Just take a look at two of the most iconic players on the pitch: Zlatan Ibrahimović and Andrea Pirlo. Ibrahimović, looking tanned and rested in his second Serie A start of the season, has elected to fashion his hair into a high ponytail. This is a look most often favored by high school cheerleaders, and I will spend much of the rest of the match determining if he's got a butterfly clip wedged in there as well.
Meanwhile, Pirlo, whose hair was already looking shiny and strokeable this season, has reached new heights with his current ‘do. Either someone introduced that man to a curling iron or his hairstylist is excellent at shaping layers. Either way, it looks luminous, and my goal in life is to figure out the hair products this man uses.
