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Juventus Vs. AC Milan: Milos Krasic Makes Me Glad I’m Not A Juventus Fan

I have been mistaken for a Juventus supporter far too many times, but there's never a time that I feel so fortunate to not have chosen the bianconeri as when I am forced to watch Milos Krasic play. In addition to his extremely questionable hairstyle, there appears to be nothing going on beneath those bleached blond locks. Rather than seeing the gears start to turn when he receives the ball, viewers are rewarded with a perfectly blank expression.

Take, for example, his attempt to take the ball around the outside of AC Milan midfielder Mark Van Bommel. Krasic, perfectly paced to beat the Dutchman, elected to detour around the outside of the area, and when he turned to cut back inside, he literally bounced off Van Bommel -- like he forgot he was even there.

Fortunately for Juventus, they've got a bit of hope in Mirko Vucinic, who is at least threatening Christian Abbiati's goal. He managed a neat twist around Antonio Nocerino, but in the end, sent it straight to the keeper's arms. At least he knows where the ball ought to be going, though. The score remains nil - nil.

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