VIDEO: Papiss Cisse Laughs At Your Physics

Newcastle had a big day with their 2-0 victory over Chelsea. There's plenty for the Geordies to be excited about as their club moved ever closer to Champions League football next season ... and all but ending Chelsea's hopes of a top-four finish won't hurt either.

That said, there will be no better highlight from the match than the amazing, ridiculous and sublime bit of physics-defying nonsense from striker Papiss Cisse, whose stoppage-time goal should be top five on everyone's goal of the year list, if not topping it as THE goal of the year.