Rey Mysterio, the WWE’s foremost luchadore, is mired in a real “body slam” (that’s a wrestling term) of a controversy. He’s enduring a drug-related suspension by the WWE, which isn’t happy that Mysterio has since conducted a non-sanctioned interview. Our own Cageside Seats offers a sublime piece of satire on Mysterio’s reaction, and it’s well worth a read.
CAGESIDE SEATS HAS SOME FUN WITH REY MYSTERIO’S DRUG TEST WOES
↵↵Rey Mysterio revealed to the professional wrestling world at large that he owns a rotary telephone and it is his understanding that the evening edition of the newspaper is the fastest way news can be disseminated.
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