As Andrew Sharp’s NFL preview-palooza week draws to a conclusion, the NFL season is getting closer and closer. In other words, the fun is just beginning. To celebrate (and because it’s Friday) let’s take a look at what might happen if all NFL players told the truth. It sounds simple, but... Well, Matt Leinart just wants to bro out and enjoy things, man.
The Invention Of Lying: What If Everybody Told The Truth?
Ken Whisenhunt Comes To Terms With Reality
Matt Leinart: Come on, coach. You know damn well I’m just a poor man’s Mark Sanchez.
Whisenhunt: Poor man’s Mark Sanchez? Well when you put it…
Read Article >NFL Coaches Talk Family, Great Recipes
Bill Belichick: My grandson tried to get me to wear one of those silly bands this weekend.
Tom Coughlin: Ha, me too.
Read Article >The NFL’s Commercials: What They’re Really Saying
Coors Commercial: “Football! Beer! Tits! Football! Big Hits! Tits! Football! America!”
Chevy Commercial: “Football is America. Are you American? Then drive a truck, p—y.”
Read Article >A Discussion Of Brett Favre And Why Everyone Loves Him
Brett Favre: It’s been great to make an extra $25 million the last few years. I just love playin football. Might play until I’m 50. Heck, I’d play for free, if they’d pay me another $25 million.
Terry Bradshaw (actual quote): “I mean, we don’t see him do a thousand commercials so when we see one like Wrangler, I say he must really like those jeans. It’s refreshing.”
Read Article >Roger Goodell On Draft Night
Roger Goodell: Silverback, huh?
Trent “Silverback” Williams: Yes sir! Proud day for me and my family.
Read Article >Reggie Says It’s Time For Reggie To Make A Move
Reggie Bush: Reggie Bush may be a disappointment to some of the haters, but will anybody on earth star in a picture that’s half as cool as that one?
Matt Leinart: So, so, SO sick brah!
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