Ken Whisenhunt Comes To Terms With Reality
Ken Whisenhunt: I think we’ve got a good chance to win the NFC West this year. We lost Kurt, sure, but the defense is back and better than ever! And I really think the kid can fill Kurt’s shoes.
Matt Leinart: Come on, coach. You know damn well I’m just a poor man’s Mark Sanchez.
Whisenhunt: Poor man’s Mark Sanchez? Well when you put it…
Leinart: I know! That’s really freakin’ poor, right?! A poor man’s Mark Sanchez is so far away from being a rich man’s anything, I might as well just give up.
Whisenhunt: But you’re not gonna quit, kid!
Leinart: I might. My agent says there’s an opening on Entourage.
Whisenhunt: [demotes Leinart, starts Derek Anderson] Listen, kid, even if things don’t work out here, you’re still going to have a spot in this league with Coach Carroll. You know that he’ll take you on as a backup, no matter what. He owes you that much.
Leinart: Well technically speaking, I owe him.
Whisenhunt: You owe him?
Leinart: Well, yeah. Those loans. I still owe him that money.
Darnell Docket: SOMEBODY SAY MONEY?
Leinart: Uh… I did.
Dockett: HAYNESWORTH? PAID.
Dockett: WILFORK? PAID.
Dockett: PEPPERS? PAID.
Leinart: No need to yell, bro.
Dockett: IF SOMEBODY DON’T CUT A CHECK RIGHT THIS GODDAMN MINUTE, I’M BREAKIN ALL YO’ SH*T. SWEAR TO GOD. BEST D-TACKLE IN THE WHOLE LEAGUE IS ‘BOUT TO EAT ALLLLLL YALL IF HE AIN’T EATIN.
Whisenhunt: (whistling, oblivious) [applies franchise tag]
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