All of Chicago is blissful mayhem after the Cubs’ World Series win, and surely some big and costly things are getting damaged, but I would like to call attention to this very specific act of vandalism:
Chicago’s most devastating act of post-World Series vandalism is this arduous removal of a Subway turkey sandwich poster
THE CUBS ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPS, FUCK THE NEW AUTUMN CARVED TURKEY! WHO CARES ABOUT CRANBERRY MUSTARD SAUCE AT A TIME LIKE THIS!? CEASE CARVING TURKEY WITHOUT ARTIFICIAL PRESERVATIVES THIS INSTANT!
(That glue is very adherent. Good luck with that.)
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