Hello. You’ve been watching NFL football and eating poultry all day. You’ve probably been drinking. You’re getting bleary. You were driven further into a stupor by that Selena Gomez thing. Numbers look like letters now. You’re eating more poultry. You plan to continue drinking. All is sloth.
Texas Tech’s punter runs for 51-yard touchdown: Happy Thanksgiving!
Here we have the air raid of punt plays.
OUTTA NOWHERE TEXAS TECH BOTCHED PUNT TURNS INTO 51-YARD TOUCHDOWN WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP GOOOOOOO
That's Tech punter Ryan Erxleben peeling out for a score after what might've been a called fake, but what looks more like an emergency scramble due to oncoming traffic. Have you ever seen a punter scramble before? Have you ever seen a punter scramble for 51 yards before?
Also, after this, he held a finger to his facemask, shushing the Austin crowd. Have you ever seen a punter shush a crowd before?
Wake up, people. You have a lot more drinking to do, and the Big 12 is here to see you through until the end.
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