Shockingly, a 15-year-old mega recruit’s LSU commitment did not last

Dylan Moses, the unanimous No. 1 linebacker/running back 2017 recruit from Baton Rouge, has decommitted from LSU years after his verbal.

“Wait, years?” you say. “If he’s a 2017, that means he’s about to be a high school junior. Does that mean he committed in like middle school?”

Not only did LSU offer Moses in eighth grade, so did Alabama, Texas and others (everybody got pretty mad when Bama did it).

At the moment, he’s got just about the highest 247Sports Composite rating possible, a .9999, and could be one of the most hyped prospects ever. He says the Tigers are still his favorite, but that he wants to be 100 percent before he commits for good. This is tantalizing news to every other top-tier program.

Good for him either way! With his potential second NFL contract about a decade away, this is his only real chance to use his leverage for his own benefit, for a long, long time.

Here are the recruiting pitches that would’ve worked on us in eighth grade, by the way. How about you?

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