A list of everyone Lane Kiffin has urged to come to #theFAU
From random dudes to famous pastors to his own children to LeBron James and Conor McGregor three times each.
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Odell Beckham Jr.
Blake Bortles and Tom Brady:
Conor McGregor
Conor McGregor again:
Conor McGregor a third time
Peyton Manning
FAU students
LeBron James
James again, now with James Harden
James a third time, just solo this time
Devin Hester
Recruits generally
Kim Kardashian West and/or Ellen DeGeneres
Antonio Brown and JuJu Smith-Schuster
Antonio Brown specifically
All people who like Adidas, but especially recruits
NFL cornerback Adoree’ Jackson and his mom
Snoop Dogg and Uncle Luke
Athletic sportswriter Stewart Mandel
Kenny Chesney
People who run 4.4 40s
SB Nation’s Seth Galina, who wrote this article
Wrestling’s Ric Flair, Charlotte Flair, and Vince McMahon
Author and speaker Joyce Meyer
Televangelist Joel Osteen
Taylor Swift
Radio host Danny Kanell
Baseball manager Don Mattingly, via another guy
Author and speaker Jon Gordon
This guy
And also this guy
This guy too:
This guy, who has the same name as Kiffin’s son Knox
Kiffin’s actual son Knox
Kevin Hart
Possibly an owl
Players who don’t like FIU and/or wild panthers
Danica Patrick
The divine
ESPN’s Marty Smith
Media members generally
Radio host Clay Travis
Radio host Clay Travis again, for some reason
People who want to see a video of Nick Saban dancing
Inspiring former player Corey Borner
People who thought he might want the Tennessee job
Tennessee media personality Jimmy Hyams
Former Tennessee/NFL receiver Jayson Swain
His daughter Presley and/or a fish
ESPN’s Michelle Beadle
ESPN’s Paul Finebaum and Laura Rutledge
SEC Country writer Andrew Astleford
Nick Saban
Jason Kelce
This girl who flew off a swing
This baseball player who caught a flying bat
This girl who has incredible dance moves
This centenarian track star
Actor/stuntman Steve-O and his new dog friend, Wendy
Dan Marino
Dwyane Wade
Pastor T.D. Jakes
ESPN’s Louis Riddick
UMBC basketball coach Ryan Odom
SB Nation, after we published this post
He does not want these people to come to FAU:
A drunken horsewoman
This guy:
Players who read into media hype about their team, something Nick Saban calls “rat poison” and Kiffin has made fun of him for repeatedly
Those who cannot handle “ass chewings”
And, above all, the haters
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