The best thing about the Jacksonville Jaguars is their literal mascot

What positives can announcers find about a team that’s gone 0-6 thus far? Apparently, not that many:

(From CBS’ broadcast)

I mean, this is probably more about lazy analysis -- HOW ARE THESE TOOLS FOR SUCCESS -- but I have a vague idea of what they’re going for with “bolt of energy.” The Chargers surprised Indianapolis last week because Philip Rivers is being incredible. Ride the momentum or whatever.

But, um, “Jags are predators?” I mean, true of the animal, but what exactly is the team that hasn’t won a game this year preying on?

By the way, Jaxson DeVille has not looked much like a predator this year.