Today is the Under Armour All-American Game, which is its usual combination of semi-competitive football and craziness like people committing via baby.
The Under Armour All-American jerseys are brighter than the sun
Under Armour sponsors the biggest high school all-star game, so they made very Under Armour jerseys.
Because it’s sponsored by Under Armour, Under Armour gets to make the uniforms -- obviously -- and as always, they went WAY OVERBOARD
I’M BLIND pic.twitter.com/G3eDcwG8rY
— Land-Grant Holy Land (@Landgrant33) January 2, 2014 
So first of all:
Boycotting Team Highlight and Team Nitro. Using Green and Red.
— SB Nation Recruiting (@SBNRecruiting) January 2, 2014 Second of all: AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DOES IT NEED TO BE THOSE COLORS
Third of all: how come TEAM HIGHLIGHT is the one in reddish clothes and TEAM NITRO is the one that’s, you know, wearing highlighter covered clothes?
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