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Titans punter plays dead while Browns score TD over his lifeless body

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

To die, to sleep— No more—and by a sleep to say we end

The heartache and the thousand natural shocks

That flesh is heir to—’tis a consummation.

-- Hamlet

Brett Kern of the Titans knows what pain is. Against the Browns he took the “kids hiding from a velociraptor approach from Jurassic Park.

He took the “serial killer is in the house and I’m in the closet” approach.

Kern went with the “Mom we’re totally asleep during this sleep over, not up 5 hrs past our bedtime” scheme.

To think: If only Brett Kern had sat up he’d probably have recorded a tackle. He couldn’t bear it. The idea of sitting was too much for him.

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