When wearing uniforms that make them look like a fifth-grader’s Maryland flag project, the Terps are officially undefeated. Maryland used two defensive scores to ice their 32-24 victory over the depleted Miami Hurricanes Monday night.
VIDEO: Maryland’s Joe Vellano Scores Fat Guy Touchdown
And here’s a slice of Twitter’s instant, universal reaction, but there was much, much more where this came from:
The fat guy touchdown is the most precious occurrence in sports, and should be treated like the first golden phoenix of spring every time it’s spotted. This makes up for one half of those uniforms, Maryland, and you get to choose which one, but it won’t matter because the other half is really bad too.
Read Article >Maryland Fans Wore Some Eye-Catching Outfits Monday Night, Too
Take this Maryland fan, who decided to wear his heart on his sleeve, er, chest. Along with some very specific insight into who that heart is for (parental discretion advised)
Ladies, he’s single.
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Those uniforms are marvelous, and I feel a little sad for Maryland fans trying to talk themselves into these things being good for recruiting. That’s a Nike thing.
Read Article >PHOTO: Maryland’s New Helmets Look Down And Whisper, ‘No’
You had a choice, all of you. You could have followed in the footsteps of good men like Under Armour™ founder Kevin Plank.
Read Article >Miami Vs. Maryland: Game Time, TV Schedule, Odds And More
In part due to the outside issues surround Miami, Maryland enters the opener as favorites. Head coach Randy Edsall will be making his debut for the Terrapins, inheriting a team that went 9-4 last year.
Game date, time: 8 pm ET, Monday, Sept.5
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