VIDEO: Maryland’s Joe Vellano Scores Fat Guy Touchdown

And here’s a slice of Twitter’s instant, universal reaction, but there was much, much more where this came from:

The fat guy touchdown is the most precious occurrence in sports, and should be treated like the first golden phoenix of spring every time it’s spotted. This makes up for one half of those uniforms, Maryland, and you get to choose which one, but it won’t matter because the other half is really bad too.