You may remember Pat McAfee from LAYING WASTE TO THE NFL ON SUNDAY NIGHT. Or from being the Colts’ kicker. Whichever. The point is, on Sunday, McAfee did this:
Pat McAfee gets ‘randomly selected’ for steroid test
Maybe THIS is why kickers don’t obliterate people more often.
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And then on Monday, this happened:
Guys... Make one random tackle... And end up on a "Random" steroid test.. Must be my bod #UpperBodyOfAnAdolescent pic.twitter.com/s9B7LrS89Y
— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) October 21, 2013
Coincidence? OH HELL NO. THE NFL JUST CAN’T HANDLE THE STOPPING POWER OF MCAFEE. ALL HAIL THE MACK TRUCK.
