Colts mascot is using pelvic thrusts to intimidate the Texans

The Indianapolis Colts mascot is a menace to society. There, I said it. Just look what it did as intimidation after a Houston Texans touchdown.

At least, it looks like intimidation. I’d certainly be scared, running past a furry horse with crazed eyes, thrusting its pelvis in a vaguely threatening manner in my direction. And let’s not even mention the Santa suit.

This creature needs to be stopped. It’s one thing to gyrate like this toward a grown football player — he can handle it. It’s another to do it to children.

THE HORROR.