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Harvey Updyke Tweets Out Auburn Fan’s Home Address, Is Veritable Font Of Poor Choices

by Andy Hutchins
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Alleged Toomer’s Corner tree assassin Harvey Updyke’s Twitter foray seems to be going well. Less than a month into his tenure on Twitter, he’s already tweeted out the home address of an Auburn fan, who subsequently vowed to ring up Updyke’s lawyer. That should end well.

↵On the bright side, we did learn that Updyke owns 66 Alabama hats. I’ll just go ahead and assume that’s one for every national championship the Crimson Tide have claimed in Updyke’s world.

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