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Mocking the Draft

The Colts let an orangutan make 3 draft picks, and it did a good jobThe Colts let an orangutan make 3 draft picks, and it did a good job
Mocking the Draft
By Morgan Moriarty
A Louisville long snapper got drafted before Miami QB Brad KaayaA Louisville long snapper got drafted before Miami QB Brad Kaaya
Mocking the Draft
By Morgan Moriarty
Meet Sam Rogers, the Rams’ new TD-scoring fullbackMeet Sam Rogers, the Rams’ new TD-scoring fullback
Mocking the Draft
By Morgan Moriarty
Dolphins pick Taylor is a versatile athlete, as he showed hereDolphins pick Taylor is a versatile athlete, as he showed here
College Football
By Richard Johnson and Jason Kirk
The history of Mr. IrrelevantThe history of Mr. Irrelevant
NFL
By Adam Stites
Corn Elder ruins Nebraska’s 23-point comebackCorn Elder ruins Nebraska’s 23-point comeback
College Football
By Alex Kirshner
Jets pick Chad Hansen piled up college numbers with flairJets pick Chad Hansen piled up college numbers with flair
Mocking the Draft
By Alex Kirshner
6 reasons Steelers’ Dobbs is the draft’s best sleeper QB6 reasons Steelers’ Dobbs is the draft’s best sleeper QB
Mocking the Draft
By Jason Kirk
Steelers’ pick Joshua Dobbs is an actual rocket scientistSteelers’ pick Joshua Dobbs is an actual rocket scientist
Mocking the Draft
By Adam Stites
Washington pick Perine once ran for *427 yards* in a gameWashington pick Perine once ran for *427 yards* in a game
Mocking the Draft
By Alex Kirshner
Cam blocking for Fournette is a recruiting fan’s daydreamCam blocking for Fournette is a recruiting fan’s daydream
College Football
By Jason Kirk
Everyone cracked up when Carroll praised HarbaughEveryone cracked up when Carroll praised Harbaugh
College Football
By Jason Kirk
NFL prospect Foreman reveals he lost a son during 2016 seasonNFL prospect Foreman reveals he lost a son during 2016 season
Mocking the Draft
By Morgan Moriarty
Cowboys rookies are nicknamed Taco and Cheeto. This is not a drill.Cowboys rookies are nicknamed Taco and Cheeto. This is not a drill.
Mocking the Draft
By Morgan Moriarty
Rams pick Cooper Kupp broke NCAA records. Next: the NFLRams pick Cooper Kupp broke NCAA records. Next: the NFL
College Football
By Alex Kirshner
Cowboys pick Awuzie explains why he’s not a typical cornerCowboys pick Awuzie explains why he’s not a typical corner
Mocking the Draft
By Alex Kirshner