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Soccer player needs 10 stitches after his penis explodes from a teammate’s kickSoccer player needs 10 stitches after his penis explodes from a teammate’s kick
Soccer player gets sent off for peeing during a gameSoccer player gets sent off for peeing during a game
Police dog quits job mid soccer match to become a SPORTS DOGPolice dog quits job mid soccer match to become a SPORTS DOG
Diving West Ham fan eats it trying to grab jerseyDiving West Ham fan eats it trying to grab jersey
Cristiano Ronaldo’s legs are as chiseled as his absCristiano Ronaldo’s legs are as chiseled as his abs
German team welcomes Borussia Dortmund with a flaming-eye Jigsaw banner from your nightmaresGerman team welcomes Borussia Dortmund with a flaming-eye Jigsaw banner from your nightmares
Soccer goalkeeper celebrates early before realizing missed PK is BOUNCING BACK INTO THE NETSoccer goalkeeper celebrates early before realizing missed PK is BOUNCING BACK INTO THE NET
Soccer player’s knee slide ends in a hilarious face plantSoccer player’s knee slide ends in a hilarious face plant
This soccer player got suspended for peeing at rival fansThis soccer player got suspended for peeing at rival fans
Xhaka picks nose instead of playing defense during Watford’s winning goalXhaka picks nose instead of playing defense during Watford’s winning goal
Taylor Twellman’s USMNT rant on ‘SportsCenter’ is perfectTaylor Twellman’s USMNT rant on ‘SportsCenter’ is perfect
Dutch manager slams reporter for suggesting Sweden could win 8-0 (Sweden won 8-0)Dutch manager slams reporter for suggesting Sweden could win 8-0 (Sweden won 8-0)
Soccer player misses a goal so wide open a 4-year-old could have scoredSoccer player misses a goal so wide open a 4-year-old could have scored
Christian Pulisic scores outrageous opening goal for USMNTChristian Pulisic scores outrageous opening goal for USMNT
Poor cameraman yells ‘SH*T!’ after accidentally walking through Carli Lloyd interviewPoor cameraman yells ‘SH*T!’ after accidentally walking through Carli Lloyd interview
If a goalkeeper did this to you in FIFA 18, you’d demand a refundIf a goalkeeper did this to you in FIFA 18, you’d demand a refund
5 red cards shown as Turkish soccer rivalry descends into chaos5 red cards shown as Turkish soccer rivalry descends into chaos
The Most Valuable Pup of this Argentine soccer game wouldn’t stop playingThe Most Valuable Pup of this Argentine soccer game wouldn’t stop playing
Real Madrid star Marco Asensio will miss a game because of a giant, infected pimpleReal Madrid star Marco Asensio will miss a game because of a giant, infected pimple
Argentinian soccer team runs onto field brandishing plastic swords and helmetsArgentinian soccer team runs onto field brandishing plastic swords and helmets
Stop what you’re doing and watch this save by NYCFC goalkeeper Sean JohnsonStop what you’re doing and watch this save by NYCFC goalkeeper Sean Johnson
Announcer cries tears of joy when Syria scores to stay alive in WCQsAnnouncer cries tears of joy when Syria scores to stay alive in WCQs
This soccer goalie forgot there was a guy behind him and gave up the easiest goalThis soccer goalie forgot there was a guy behind him and gave up the easiest goal
Canada’s other term for kickball is ‘soccer baseball,’ which ... makes senseCanada’s other term for kickball is ‘soccer baseball,’ which ... makes sense
Zlatan Ibrahimovic signed a new deal with Manchester United and hilariously announced it on TwitterZlatan Ibrahimovic signed a new deal with Manchester United and hilariously announced it on Twitter
A Stoke fan leg-dropped his friend after a goal celebration, and the internet wants to reward themA Stoke fan leg-dropped his friend after a goal celebration, and the internet wants to reward them
Neymar embarrasses entire team, shows why PSG paid €222 million for himNeymar embarrasses entire team, shows why PSG paid €222 million for him
Ligue 1 player launches ridiculous goal from midfieldLigue 1 player launches ridiculous goal from midfield
Bundesliga player injures himself while celebrating a goalBundesliga player injures himself while celebrating a goal
You need to watch this soccer goalkeeper make 3 saves in 2 secondsYou need to watch this soccer goalkeeper make 3 saves in 2 seconds
Usain Bolt spoke about Manchester United with such passion you’d swear he was their coachUsain Bolt spoke about Manchester United with such passion you’d swear he was their coach
Cristiano Ronaldo mocked Lionel Messi’s shirt celebration to a chorus of boosCristiano Ronaldo mocked Lionel Messi’s shirt celebration to a chorus of boos
Ronaldo scores amazing goal, gets red card and pushes ref 2 minutes laterRonaldo scores amazing goal, gets red card and pushes ref 2 minutes later
Alexandre Lacazette scores 2 minutes into Premier League careerAlexandre Lacazette scores 2 minutes into Premier League career
Estonian soccer team scores own goal in 14 seconds without opponents ever touching the ballEstonian soccer team scores own goal in 14 seconds without opponents ever touching the ball
Megan Rapinoe makes defenders look like they’re slipping on iceMegan Rapinoe makes defenders look like they’re slipping on ice
6 extravagant things worth as much as the €222M PSG is paying for Neymar6 extravagant things worth as much as the €222M PSG is paying for Neymar
8 things I learned watching all 5 ‘Air Bud’ movies8 things I learned watching all 5 ‘Air Bud’ movies
Back-to-back screwups turn soccer game into slapstickBack-to-back screwups turn soccer game into slapstick
Women’s Euro match postponed because the field was a watery messWomen’s Euro match postponed because the field was a watery mess

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