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Watch Jordan Morris win the Gold Cup for the USMNTWatch Jordan Morris win the Gold Cup for the USMNT
Jozy Altidore scores beautiful free kick in Gold Cup finalJozy Altidore scores beautiful free kick in Gold Cup final
Coach gives dead serious interview after pro soccer team loses to 100 kidsCoach gives dead serious interview after pro soccer team loses to 100 kids
Wayne Rooney goal for Everton looks a lot like his first Premier League goalWayne Rooney goal for Everton looks a lot like his first Premier League goal
Lionel Messi is taking his honeymoon with his wife, kids, and Luis SuarezLionel Messi is taking his honeymoon with his wife, kids, and Luis Suarez
English soccer team Wycombe has the best goalkeeper jerseys everEnglish soccer team Wycombe has the best goalkeeper jerseys ever
Lionel Messi’s wedding is bizarre and incredibly lavishLionel Messi’s wedding is bizarre and incredibly lavish
Doctors stop mid-surgery to watch Chile score their game-winning goal on TVDoctors stop mid-surgery to watch Chile score their game-winning goal on TV
Soccer player hangs onto opponent’s jersey and gets dragged around the fieldSoccer player hangs onto opponent’s jersey and gets dragged around the field
Opposing fans stunned by MLS defender’s improbable bicycle kickOpposing fans stunned by MLS defender’s improbable bicycle kick
Angry Milan fans taunt Donnarumma by throwing fake money at himAngry Milan fans taunt Donnarumma by throwing fake money at him
Supermarket employee uses soccer juggling skills to save item from groundSupermarket employee uses soccer juggling skills to save item from ground
Here’s Kevin De Bruyne getting nailed in the face with a rabonaHere’s Kevin De Bruyne getting nailed in the face with a rabona
Pulisic scores vital USMNT bracePulisic scores vital USMNT brace
Soccer
By Conor Dowley
Cristiano Ronaldo’s childhood photo was cropped by Nike to hide his Adidas sweatshirtCristiano Ronaldo’s childhood photo was cropped by Nike to hide his Adidas sweatshirt
The artist behind the Cristiano Ronaldo sculpture made an equally horrific one of Gareth BaleThe artist behind the Cristiano Ronaldo sculpture made an equally horrific one of Gareth Bale
This comical soccer flop is so bad it becomes its own hilarious short filmThis comical soccer flop is so bad it becomes its own hilarious short film
A soccer player farted out a TV graphicA soccer player farted out a TV graphic
Lookit
By James Dator
Juventus celebrates title by assaulting coach with free kick magic sprayJuventus celebrates title by assaulting coach with free kick magic spray
Announcer screams his lungs out as last-second goal gets team promotedAnnouncer screams his lungs out as last-second goal gets team promoted
Cristiano Ronaldo is day-drinking chocolate wine in his bathrobe and winkingCristiano Ronaldo is day-drinking chocolate wine in his bathrobe and winking
FC St. Pauli celebrates avoiding relegation by giving fans free beerFC St. Pauli celebrates avoiding relegation by giving fans free beer
Real Madrid scores free kick while no one is paying attentionReal Madrid scores free kick while no one is paying attention
Cesc on winning Premier League: ‘Football is f—ing unbelievable’Cesc on winning Premier League: ‘Football is f—ing unbelievable’
This bicycle kick own goal is so beautiful, it should be in the LouvreThis bicycle kick own goal is so beautiful, it should be in the Louvre
This Messi lookalike is so convincing, police detained him to prevent chaosThis Messi lookalike is so convincing, police detained him to prevent chaos
This Emre Can bicycle kick is the goal of the Premier League seasonThis Emre Can bicycle kick is the goal of the Premier League season
Ludicrously athletic soccer ref does splits mid-game so ball won’t hit himLudicrously athletic soccer ref does splits mid-game so ball won’t hit him
Lionel Messi beat entire Madrid defense for this goalLionel Messi beat entire Madrid defense for this goal
Messi had an epic celebration after his game-winning goal in El ClásicoMessi had an epic celebration after his game-winning goal in El Clásico
Lionel Messi wins El Clásico with 500th career Barca goalLionel Messi wins El Clásico with 500th career Barca goal
This MLS play is a beautiful disaster in three actsThis MLS play is a beautiful disaster in three acts
Cristiano Ronaldo reaches 100 career goals in European competitionsCristiano Ronaldo reaches 100 career goals in European competitions
Ousmane Dembele finishes incredible team goal for DortmundOusmane Dembele finishes incredible team goal for Dortmund
USL goal features tricks that would make Globetrotters jealousUSL goal features tricks that would make Globetrotters jealous
Broke Brazilian soccer team turns jerseys into supermarket ads for cashBroke Brazilian soccer team turns jerseys into supermarket ads for cash
Bastian Schweinsteiger scores for Chicago Fire on his MLS debutBastian Schweinsteiger scores for Chicago Fire on his MLS debut
We tried to make Cristiano Ronaldo statues, and it was really hardWe tried to make Cristiano Ronaldo statues, and it was really hard
Lookit
By James Dator, Pete Volk and 3 more
Cristiano Ronaldo’s bronze bust is so bad the internet is losing itCristiano Ronaldo’s bronze bust is so bad the internet is losing it
Michael Bradley scores a stunner from long range against HondurasMichael Bradley scores a stunner from long range against Honduras

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